Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Chapter 164 Yi Zhonghai's Resentment

"I told you, it's just food poisoning. What's there to be afraid of? How about my vomiting-inducing skills?"

Liu Haizhong stood in front of everyone and said with some complacency.

"Ugh, what did you feed me!" Yi Zhonghai asked while vomiting.

"Boy's urine!"

"Shit water!"

Everyone rushed to answer.

"Ugh, which bastard did this?" Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he almost died.

"I said, Lao Yi, why are you biting Lu Dongbin and not understanding a good heart? I came up with this good idea just to save you. Now that you are better, you blame me? You are burning the bridge by crossing the river!"

Liu Haizhong was a little indignant. I'm showing off my wisdom and bravery here, and you're trying to sabotage me?

"Save me? Feeding me boy's urine and feces is to save me?"

Yi Zhonghai's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot, and he couldn't help but ask angrily.

"Yes, you have food poisoning, so of course I have to induce vomiting. Boy's urine and feces are very effective!"

Liu Haizhong said confidently that he was Yi Zhonghai's savior!

"Who told you I had food poisoning? My wife and I ate the same thing, and I got food poisoning while my wife is fine. How is that possible? You have a pig brain!"

Yi Zhonghai was almost pissed to death by Liu Haizhong, this self-righteous idiot.

"You're not suffering from food poisoning? Lin Fan said you are!"

Liu Haizhong said with some guilt, and put the blame on Lin Fan.

"Lin Fan, it's you. You said I had food poisoning?" Yi Zhonghai looked at Lin Fan dimly.

"Yes, you are foaming at the mouth and twitching all over. Isn't that food poisoning? Look, you got better after vomiting, didn't you? That means I was right!"

Lin Fan did not show any sign of guilt, but instead gave a well-reasoned analysis.

"Then how do you explain that my wife ate the same thing and was fine?"

Yi Zhonghai didn't believe what Lin Fan said at all. He thought Lin Fan must be taking the opportunity to play a prank on him and said that he had food poisoning. Even his foaming at the mouth and convulsions were all Lin Fan's fault.

"It's terrible to be uneducated. Don't you know that people's physiques are different, and the portions you eat are exactly the same? You must know that even if you eat the same plate of food, eating more or less will cause different results."

Lin Fan just made up stories and tried to fool people. It didn't matter whether Yi Zhonghai believed it or not.

Anyway, everyone in the compound had almost been fooled by Lin Fan, and they actually felt that Lin Fan was right.

The old lady was not poisoned. She must have had better physical fitness and ate less.

"Lin Fan, thank you so much!" Yi Zhonghai said gritting his teeth.

Even if everyone was fooled by Lin Fan, Yi Zhonghai would not believe Lin Fan.

Because he and Lin Fan have such a big conflict, Lin Fan wishes he would die, so why would he save him? He must want to take the opportunity to humiliate him.

"Wrong, you should thank the second uncle, it's all because of his wisdom and bravery!" Lin Fan said playfully.

"Yes, Lao Yi, you don't even know who to thank. Are you still a little confused? Do you want me to give you another bucket of manure water?"

Liu Haizhong was also a little dissatisfied. It was me, the second uncle, who saved you. It was me. Why are you thanking Lin Fan?

Your wife almost knelt down to Lin Fan, but he refused to save you. If it weren’t for me, you would have died long ago!

Yi Zhonghai looked at Liu Haizhong who was trying to take credit with a complicated expression and was speechless.

This idiot enjoys being used as a tool. There is really no hope for him.

It's really ridiculous that this kind of person still dreams of becoming an official every day.

"Lin Fan, our vengeance is long and will be settled sooner or later!"

"Who do you think you are? You are a cripple, a family without a family, an old man who won't die. What qualifications do you have to fight me? Why don't you just live on peacefully? Why do you have to provoke me?"

Lin Fan didn't tolerate Yi Zhonghai and scolded him directly.

"Hehe, stop arguing. Wouldn't it be better if we could all be harmonious?" Liu Haizhong stepped forward to smooth things over.

"Hmph, Yi Fenshui, just keep your tail between your legs and behave yourself!"

Lin Fan rolled his eyes and took Fang Meng home. Today was really enjoyable.

"Old Yi, why are you arguing with Lin Fan? He is young and strong, but you are so old and still have such a bad temper!"

Yan Bugui couldn't help but stood up and warned Yi Zhonghai, asking him to restrain himself.

He finally understood that even if he had no meat to eat if he followed Lin Fan, he would still have soup to drink. But if he went against Lin Fan, he would only be able to drink boys' urine and feces!

"It's none of your business. Don't you see, Old Yan, that you not only have the talent of being stingy, but also the talent of being a lackey?"

Yi Zhonghai was extremely angry and started to quarrel with everyone he met.

"You, whatever you want, it's hard to persuade that damned guy with kind words!" Yan Bu left in a haughty manner.

"Old Yi, Old Yi, how can I say hello to you!"

Liu Haizhong shook his head, looking very disappointed with Yi Zhonghai.

"roll!"

"What did you say, Lao Yi?"

"I said get out, get out, do you hear me?" Yi Zhonghai said loudly.

"You are ungrateful. I don't care about you!" Liu Haizhong was so angry that he walked away.

"And you guys, get out of here!"

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai looked like he was going to scold anyone who came his way, the other people in the yard didn't dare to say anything and went back home one after another.

"Lao Yi..."

The aunt wanted to say something but stopped herself. She didn't know what had happened to Yi Zhonghai to offend the entire courtyard!

"Why don't you get me some water and wash me quickly? Look at what's happened to me!"

Yi Zhonghai said with an unhappy look on his face that his daughter-in-law had no vision at all.

"Okay, I'll get you some water right away!"

The aunt didn't dare to say anything more. Yi Zhonghai was like a madman today, and he was scolding everyone he met. She suspected that Yi Zhonghai had drunk too much manure and his brain was full of manure.

At this time, Lin Fan and Fang Meng returned home, and Fang Meng was laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her back.

"Brother Lin Fan, you are too mean, aren't you? You made Yi Zhonghai drink so much feces water, I guess he must hate you to death!"

Fang Meng couldn't help laughing when she thought of the scene just now.

Although the sight of Yi Zhonghai covered in feces just now was disgusting, it was also very funny.

"He deserves it. Who asked him to provoke me? How could I let him off easily? This is the lightest punishment. If he provokes me again in the future, his fate will only be worse!"

This old guy Yi Zhonghai has been defeated over and over again, but he keeps fighting. He is really persistent.

However, Yi Zhonghai only had one life, two hands and two feet, so he didn't know whether he could resist his own revenge.

If this player dies accidentally, there will be one less major provider of emotional value.

Just from tonight's drama, Lin Fan gained over 400,000 emotion points.

If Yi Zhonghai were to die, where would we find such good leeks?

Lin Fan was a little distressed. Since Yi Zhonghai had provoked him, he would definitely teach him a lesson.

But if it comes to teaching Yi Zhonghai a lesson too lightly, Yi Zhonghai won't care, but if it's too heavy, Lin Fan is afraid that Yi Zhonghai won't be able to handle it. It's really a headache.

Chapter 165 The Grievance of Yi Zhonghai

An old lady brought some hot water and wiped Yi Zhonghai's face and rinsed his mouth.

After a long time of work, they changed Yi Zhonghai's clothes, but Yi Zhonghai still smelled.

The more Yi Zhonghai thought about it at home, the angrier he became, and the more aggrieved he felt.

"Shuhua, why didn't you stop Lin Fan from pouring fecal water on me?"

"Lin Fan? He didn't do anything. How could I stop him? It was all because of Second Uncle!"

The old lady still hasn't realized that it was Lin Fan who was causing trouble.

"You are just as stupid as the people in the courtyard. You have been fooled by Lin Fan. This matter was led by Lin Fan from beginning to end. Forget it, I can't talk to you. I will talk to the old lady!"

Yi Zhonghai thought his wife was too stupid and didn't want to talk to her anymore, so he got up and went out.

"Lao Yi, where are you going so late at night?" The old lady was a little confused.

"I'm going to find the deaf old lady, you don't have to worry about me!" Yi Zhonghai replied in a muffled voice and left.

The deaf old lady was bitten by the Roaring Sky Dog, so she simply stayed in the hospital to accompany Sha Zhu, and they were both in the same ward.

The old lady curled her lips. Life was really unbearable. Yi Zhonghai was getting more and more capable of making trouble.

Ever since she realized that her infertility was not her problem, Auntie no longer had the inferiority complex she had before, and her tolerance for Yi Zhonghai became lower and lower.

Just now, Yi Zhonghai looked to be in a very critical condition. She was so anxious that she almost knelt down to beg for help. It was not easy to wake him up.

I didn't expect that after Yi Zhonghai woke up, not only did he not thank me, but he also blamed me in his words and deeds. I've had enough!

The old lady locked the door and ignored Yi Zhonghai, letting him do whatever he wanted.

Yi Zhonghai ran to the hospital and came to Sha Zhu's ward.

At this time, Sha Zhu and the deaf old lady had fallen asleep. Yi Zhonghai woke them up and told them about his grievances.

But Sha Zhu and the deaf old lady were so sleepy that they didn't want to listen to Yi Zhonghai's nagging at all.

"Uncle, let's talk about it tomorrow. Why are you still making trouble so late today?"

"That's right, Zhong Hai, old lady, I'm old and can't stay up late, just let me rest!"

Yi Zhonghai ran to the hospital with a feeling of grievance to confide in Sha Zhu and the deaf old lady, but he didn't expect that the two of them didn't want to listen at all, which made Yi Zhonghai feel even more aggrieved.