It's the cyber age now, and you're still playing traditional villains?

Pan Ling came back to her senses and exclaimed unconsciously.

But she soon regained her composure, put on a smile and walked down the stage.

"Yes, our sect has just been established, and charity is one of our teachings."

She cleared her throat and pointed to a table piled with baskets. "Everyone has a share. No need to rush."

"Just... you can get it without doing anything?"

Someone still didn't quite believe it and asked another question.

"Yes, since it is a donation, of course you don't need to do anything."

The obedient disciple nodded, but then changed the subject, "But since you are willing to come and visit, why not listen to a few words from me?"

"Ok?"

Before the man could react, Pan Ling spoke up, "Sir, did you lose your purse yesterday? Fifteen silver coins is your family's monthly expenses. You must be very distressed, right?"

"…How did you know that?"

The man was stunned for a long time before he reacted in shock, "This..."

"Don't worry, we of the Holy Fire Cat Cult are here to help you because we feel the guidance of the gods."

Pan Ling smiled and consoled him, pointing to the platform, "Our Saint Lady will tell you how to solve this problem."

Before he finished speaking, a breeze suddenly blew.

Everyone looked at that place. There was no longer any fighting on the stage. The little white-haired girl had clasped her hands together and closed her eyes. There seemed to be a cyclone spreading around her, gently lifting her up.

Xu Shi had already restrained his playful air. He took the opportunity to quickly put the headband in his hand on her head, smiled slightly, and disappeared behind the scenes.

"Great Holy Fire Cat God, please guide this lost lamb and help him find his lost wealth..."

The white-haired girl muttered something, and slowly opened her eyes after a while, "You took a shortcut when you went home yesterday, right? Go look for it somewhere, the purse should still be there."

"This... are you telling the truth?"

The man's eyes lit up and he hurriedly confirmed.

"You'll know if you go and see it?"

Pan Ling continued, "Hurry up. There are so many people here. If you are late, we won't be able to tell you... If you find it, please remember to come back and let us know."

"Oh, well..."

Passerby A agreed verbally, but he was actually a little nervous.

After all, this is still an illegal assembly, right? There may not be any benefit in going back and forth, so why not go and look for it first? If you find it, you can just take the money and go home. If not, there is no need to come back. Wouldn’t it be better to report it to the Vatican directly?

"If you come back again, you can get a double portion of eggs."

"…I will definitely come back!"

These words worked better than anything else. Upon hearing them, Passerby A immediately changed his tone and left in a hurry.

Others who witnessed all this also became interested and wanted to see whether their pretense was real or not. If it was true, it would be interesting, but if not, they would just take the eggs and leave.

So they were not in a hurry anymore. There happened to be chairs here, so they just sat down and waited.

They didn't have to wait too long, and Passerby A, guided by the "Oracle", quickly came back.

"It's true! Thank you so much!"

He excitedly raised the purse in his hand, looking like he was about to cry, "I really lost it there, thank you so much..."

"You're welcome. This is what we, the Holy Fire Cat Cult, should do."

Pan Ling still kept smiling and extended her hand to guide, "The eggs are over there. If you are in a hurry, you can take them and leave."

"it is good!"

Passerby A's excitement was beyond words. This was simply the best day ever.

Not only did I get my lost wallet back, but I also got free eggs. Is there anything better than this?

Even double eggs!

The other onlookers were also more or less surprised when they saw this.

I came here just to get a bargain, but I didn't expect to see something so incredible?!

"You guys are not acting, are you?"

Of course, there will be people who still have doubts, "I, I also have some problems that need to be solved, you guys..."

"Is it about your wife?"

This time Pan Ling didn't even need to speak, Xia Ke'an had already calmly read out, "Don't worry, she is loyal to you, it's just that prices have skyrocketed recently, so she had no choice but to go to the black market to trade items with others... But it's not safe there, don't let her go out tonight, and even if she does, you must go with her, otherwise her life may be in danger."

"You, don't scare me, it can't be that mysterious..."

The man stuttered when he heard this. On the one hand, it was because the other party had seen through his troubles, and on the other hand, the words were a bit alarmist.

"The Saint Lady never lies."

Pan Ling put away her smile and said in a more serious tone, "I still say the same thing. If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself."

"...Don't lie to me!"

Passerby B thought about it and decided to believe it first. For something like this, it is better to believe it than not to believe it, right?

Before leaving, he did not forget to collect his free eggs.

"Now is the time for the Saint Lady to receive the oracle. If you also need guidance, please line up and come one by one."

Xu Shi's voice came from behind the scenes, just right to mobilize everyone's enthusiasm.

Once there is a beginning, things will become much simpler afterwards - if one person could be a hired helper of the Holy Fire Cat Cult, it is impossible for all the people present to be one, and judging from everyone's expressions, it is obvious that they have correctly pointed out the troubles in their hearts.

As for how to solve it, it depends on the situation. Some can be verified immediately like losing a wallet, while others require more time... But no matter what, pointing out what everyone is thinking without even having to open their mouths is enough to impress a lot of people. Based on this alone, this hidden new sect has accumulated a lot of credibility.

Not to mention free eggs, right?

Soon, the crowd who came to watch the fun spontaneously lined up, waiting for Xia Ke'an to help solve the problem.

The Saint Lady wearing kitten ears was naturally not stingy and patiently pointed out the direction for them.

Before I knew it, it was already night.

As if all his strength had been drained away, after giving advice to the person in front of him, Xia Ke'an suddenly fell to the ground. He lost his balance and almost stumbled.

But she didn't really fall - Xu Shi appeared at the right time and caught her.

"Everyone, the Saint Lady may need to rest for a while."

His eyes were full of heartache. "So the people behind please go back first and come back tomorrow. Thank you for your understanding."

Since he said so, and the "Lady Saint" in front of them did look weak, everyone naturally couldn't force her anymore, and they all dispersed in disappointment, only regretting that they were ranked so last.

"Are there any eggs tomorrow?"

Someone asked worriedly.

"I'm sorry, probably not."

Pan Ling said regretfully, "Tomorrow we should be distributing milk, and the day after tomorrow we should be distributing bread."

Ok? !

What's there to be sorry about?

Hearing her say this, everyone felt relieved.

After all, there is not much difference between eggs, milk and bread. They are all supplies that can help them save money in this economic downturn.

Not to mention that you can get free help to solve your problems... This Holy Fire Cat Cult is very reliable.

With this mentality, everyone left here reluctantly.

But what they didn't know was that after seeing off the last visitor, Xia Ke'an, who had been lying in Xu Shi's arms like a dead person, suddenly opened his eyes and revived with full blood.

“It feels very successful!”

She was quite happy about it, "It's just that I can't hold it back... I feel like they really treat me like a god, you don't know how much I want to laugh."

It was obvious that this amount of work was nothing to her - they were just small problems that were close at hand, and making these predictions was effortless for her.

In comparison, perhaps the most tiring part is to keep up appearances all the time.

“What we do is no different from what God does.”

Xu Shi also smiled, "No need to be so modest, you need to learn to get used to it as soon as possible... Can the people of the Holy See do it?"

"But it's a good thing to have a good start. The two of you have coordinated your secret codes well... Wait, tomorrow is the highlight."

What Boss Xu said came true.

The next morning, before anyone got up, they could already hear noise outside the door.

Empty alleys!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 268 How did you become a philosopher again?

2023-09-18

It turns out that some things do take time to settle.

Even though it was only one night, it was enough to make many things come to fruition - for example, Xia Ke'an had predicted that something would happen to Passerby B's wife at night, and the next day there was news that someone who was desperate and used weapons to hurt people on the black market... Thinking about it now still makes the couple feel scared.

After this incident, their relationship as husband and wife naturally improved, which can be said to be a double happiness.

It was similar for other people. Those who were sick were cured, those who were not sick took precautions, women took it to beautify themselves, and children took it to become smarter... It can be said that most of the old aunt's predictions have come true, and those that did not come true were simply because the time had not yet come.

As I said, one person can be a shill, but a hundred or a thousand people cannot be - we are all neighbors, and except for a few unfamiliar faces, we are all very familiar with each other, so it is not a lie no matter how you think about it.

Not to mention that there is free milk today... Under such circumstances, word spread from one person to ten, and from ten to a hundred. In just one night, the fame of the Holy Fire Cat Cult has spread.

"Get up and work."

Xu Shi sighed helplessly. He had lived for twenty-six or twenty-seven years in this life, and it was a rare experience for him to experience the feeling of punching in to go to work... Really, how could he have overlooked this point after all the planning?

Hello, this is what lazy dogs are like.