Seeing Tsunade suddenly sneeze, Chen Mo asked: "No way? You are a medical ninja, and you caught a cold? Come, let your man treat you!"
"I don't need you--ugh!"
A few hours later, Tsunade slapped Chen Mo's hand covering the snow-capped peak and angrily asked, "Is this how you treat it?"
"That's right. Sweating is the best way to treat a cold. Just tell me if you are sweating. Tell me if your complexion is much better now. Tell me if the sound you screamed just now was very-"
Before Chen Mo could finish, Tsunade covered Chen Mo's mouth with her hand, her face flushed as she said, "If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!"
Chen Mo took her hand away and said meaningfully: "I don't know if I'm dumb, but you're definitely not!"
Tsunade:"……"
What followed, of course, was another round of lovemaking. Jiraiya, who was far away in Konoha, had no idea that the forest he had always longed for was now full of villains.
A few days later, in a conference room in the Hokage's office building in Konoha Village, the room was already filled with the top leaders of various Konoha families, and even the Daimyo of the Land of Fire had come.
The reason why so many big shots are here at the same time is because today is the official day for the Hokage election.
Although it is called an election, the only ones who are actually capable and qualified to run are Jiraiya and Danzo, so the two of them are arguing at this moment.
"I am against Jiraiya being elected as Hokage. He often peeks at women in the village taking baths. If a guy like this is elected as the Fifth Hokage, how will the people in the village look at us? The ninjas from other villages will laugh at us!" Danzo objected.
Upon hearing this, many of Konoha's high-ranking officials looked a little uncomfortable. After all, Jiraiya's lust was well known to everyone, but this was the first time it was revealed in front of so many people.
Jiraiya's face darkened: Damn, Danzo used his ultimate move right at the start? Well, since you exposed my weakness, I won't be polite either.
"If you say I am not suitable to be the Fifth Hokage, then you, Danzo, are even less suitable. The Hokage is not only a symbol of strength and status, but also represents the image of Konoha.
Just imagine, a one-eyed man like Danzo, a Hokage with a crippled hand, leaning on a crutch, and with a gloomy face all day long, appears in front of the public. Isn't this tarnishing the image of our Konoha?
The ninjas from other villages probably thought that we in Konoha had no capable people, so they actually nominated such a person with a terrible image and temperament to be the Hokage! "Every time Jiraiya said something, Danzo's face became darker, so that the high-ranking officials of the surrounding tribes looked at him with scrutiny and doubt, as if to say:
That makes sense. This image is indeed too bad. It affects the appearance of the village, and it will also give other countries and ninja villages a feeling that Konoha is on the decline.
Chapter 161 The telescope technique is eye-catching, the target is Uchiha Itachi! Danzo turned out to be two idiots
Danzo's face was as black as the bottom of a pot: One-eyed dragon? I have Kotoamatsukami's Mangekyō Sharingan!
A crippled hand? That's ten Sharingans, ten chances to save your life!
If his mind hadn't told him that if the fact that he possessed the Sharingan were to be exposed, the consequences would be more serious than losing the Hokage, he would probably have let these people see it right then and there!
After taking a deep breath, Danzo calmed down a little and loudly retorted: "So what if it affects my image? Strength is respected in the ninja world, I can still fight!
Sarutobi Hiruzen was just as ugly and old, but he was also re-elected Hokage after Minato died in battle. If he can do it, why can't I? You are prejudiced!"
Jiraiya raised his eyebrows and suddenly said murderously, "Yes, the old man did become Hokage again, but you saw his end, he died in battle!
You are in a similar situation to him, do you also want to die in battle? It doesn't matter if you die, but it would be a great sin to plunge Konoha into turmoil again!
So, Danzo, you are not fit to be Hokage!"
I'm sorry, old man, Jiraiya muttered to himself.
Upon hearing this, Danzo was struck by lightning: Damn, is this bastard cursing me to death?
“You…you…” Danzo pointed at Jiraiya, and for a moment he couldn’t say anything to refute. He had used Sarutobi Hiruzen as an excuse before, but who knew that he would end up hurting himself now.
"What do you mean? Don't think that no one knows what you have done over the years. The old man has remembered every time. Didn't you expect that? Do you believe that I will make the old man's account book public?" Jiraiya sneered.
In fact, there was no account book at all. He made it up just to intimidate the other party.
Sure enough, upon hearing this, Danzo's breathing stagnated and his expression changed again and again: Account book? Why didn't I find it? Did Hiruzen really have something on me?
Looking at Jiraiya who was "confident", Danzo's heart sank: Given Hiruzen's personality, maybe he really has some tricks up his sleeve, otherwise why would Jiraiya be so reckless? It's obvious that he has me in his grasp!
"Hmph, you're so cruel!" After saying this with gritted teeth, Danzo turned around and left the meeting room with his men. He didn't want to see this irritating face for even a second.
Seeing him leave, everyone present looked at each other in bewilderment. The Fire Country Daimyo, who had been silent, said at this time: "Well, now there is only one candidate, so there is nothing to say. Jiraiya will be the fifth Hokage. Who is in favor and who is against?"
Everyone looked at each other and nodded, "Agree!"
The election results came out in the morning and spread throughout Konoha in the afternoon. As the news continued to spread, it soon spread throughout the entire ninja world.
A few days later, in an unknown base, Orochimaru finished reading the intelligence in his hand and cursed: "How could an idiot like Jiraiya be elected as Hokage? Danzo is really a waste, no wonder he was suppressed by the old man all those years ago!"
The reason why Orochimaru was able to successfully attack Konoha last time was due to Danzo's contribution. As a reward, he had to help Danzo get rid of the Third Hokage, his political enemy. This was also the reason why Orochimaru did not hold back when facing the Third Hokage.
He originally thought that Danzo should be able to become Hokage without any obstacles, and he could get some of Konoha's secrets and treasures through Danzo. However, who knew that Danzo would behave so lamely, making Orochimaru's plan fail.
Boom~
Suddenly, a violent explosion sounded, and the walls of the base were shaking. Orochimaru's face changed: "Fuck, why are these two guys chasing so closely?"
These days, he has been hunted by Sasori and Deidara of the Akatsuki organization, so when he heard the noise, he knew it was the bomb thrown by Deidara.
When he walked out of the base, he saw that it was indeed Scorpion and Deidara. His face darkened: "You two are really haunting me. I won't bother with you. Do you really think I'm afraid of you?"
During this period of time, the two had dealt with Orochimaru a lot. Although they were surprised by Orochimaru's [Impure World Reincarnation Technique], they were no longer panicked after seeing that Orochimaru did not have an Impure World Reincarnationist like Senju Hashirama as a trump card.
Hearing this, Deidara laughed and said, "Orochimaru, if you are not afraid of us, then why don't you run away? Do you really think those Impure World Reincarnations are invincible? Today I will blow all of you up to the sky. Art is all about explosions, haha!"
The Red Sand Scorpion is more direct and is already releasing poison in secret.
Almost an hour later, looking at the razed Orochimaru base, Deidara cursed, "Orochimaru is worthy of being able to survive in the ninja world for so long. He actually used summoned beasts to resist the damage of my bombs, but he himself died!"
The Red Sand Scorpion also said: "This kind of life-saving ability is indeed rare, and for some reason my poison is ineffective against him!
But it doesn't matter, since he escaped, it means we can indeed kill him. Let's keep chasing him. I don't believe we can't kill him!"
On the other hand, the situation for Orochimaru, who escaped, was not optimistic.
His already pale face was even more bloodless now, a sign of excessive chakra consumption, so much so that he was a little shaky when walking, and he found a big tree to sit on, and said gloomily, "These two guys are really my nemesis!
Deidara can drop bombs from the air, and even my Triple Rashomon can't defend against bombs falling from the sky.
The bomb's damage range is too large, even for me it's difficult to dodge!
The numerical advantage of the Impure World Reincarnation was restrained by Scorpion's puppets, and he had to guard against him poisoning him at all times.
Damn, do I really have to keep hiding like this? Then what's the point of me betraying Konoha and Akatsuki?"
Suddenly, he seemed to have thought of something and said in surprise, "That's not right. How come they can always find my hiding place? Damn, there must be a traitor!"
After figuring out the key to the matter, Orochimaru hated the traitor so much that his teeth were itching to bite him. However, at this time he no longer had the energy to investigate the traitor. Saving his life was the key!
Suddenly, he looked in the direction of the Snow Country. That guy had asked him to work for him before. If he went over there, he would probably accept him, right? With his strength, it shouldn't be a problem for him to deal with Sasori and Deidara, right?
A few days later
"Senior Scorpion, hasn't Orochimaru's whereabouts been found out yet?" Deidara asked puzzledly.
"Shut up!" Scorpion couldn't stand this chatterbox and scolded him directly.
"Orochimaru must have noticed that I had an undercover agent next to him. Now the undercover agent doesn't know where he has gone, so it's naturally difficult to track him down." Scorpion explained.
"Ah? But if we don't get rid of Orochimaru, we won't be able to go back and report to the leader, right?" Deidara said with some concern.
Scorpion thought for a moment before saying, "I'll tell the leader about this. After all, we really don't know his whereabouts. We can't waste all our time tracking him down!"
Konoha Village, Hokage's Office
Jiraiya, who had ascended to the position of the fifth Hokage, was wearing a divine robe and drooling as he looked at the crystal ball in front of him.
It was just a crystal ball, of course it wouldn't make him drool. What really made him drool was the picture in the crystal ball, which was showing the scene in a bathhouse.
Jiraiya thought to himself: I thought there was no benefit in becoming Hokage, but I didn't expect that the old man Sandaime would leave me such a good thing. With this, I hope to be able to collect materials when I stay in the Hokage's office in the future.
Yes, this crystal ball is the carrier of the [Telescope Technique] that the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen often used to observe Naruto's situation and occasionally peek into the girls' bathhouse.
This crystal ball resonates with Konoha's perception barrier, so after injecting chakra, it can observe some situations within the barrier. This also makes it convenient for the Hokage to have a comprehensive view of the overall situation and make appropriate combat deployments when encountering problems!
The original intention of making this crystal ball was to facilitate the management of the village, but who would have thought that the Third Hokage would actually use it for occasional peeping. Jiraiya now completely regarded the crystal ball as a peeping artifact.
Of course, this [Telescope Technique] crystal ball is not omnipotent. It can only observe the situation inside the village and is useless outside the village. Moreover, it can only observe the situation in the open air. It cannot be observed if there are obstacles such as roofs. This is why the Third Generation and Jiraiya have been using it to peek into the bathhouse, because some bathhouses are open-air!
"Cough cough!"
Hearing the cough, Jiraiya hurriedly covered the crystal ball with something, looked at Kakashi awkwardly and said, "Oh, it's Kakashi, when did you come? Why didn't you knock on the door in advance?"
Kakashi: I almost broke the door. You were just too focused on peeping, right? No, I have to remind the girls of this class to be careful when I get back. Otherwise, this dishonest guy will get the upper hand.
Although thinking so, Kakashi said: "Okay, I will knock on the door next time. The reason I came to see you today is because someone said that a figure resembling Uchiha Itachi appeared in the village, so I hope you can send someone to investigate!"
Uchiha Itachi? The guy who wiped out his own Uchiha clan? It's not a good thing for the village if such a dangerous person returns!
Thinking of this, Jiraiya asked the witnesses for information about their clothing and other information while using the crystal ball's [Telescope Technique] to explore every corner of Konoha.
"According to eyewitnesses, they were wearing black clothes with red clouds. There were two of them and they covered their faces with hats. Their true faces were only revealed when they were eating!" Kakashi explained.
With a detailed description of the appearance, it was easier for Jiraiya to find it. After an unknown amount of time, Jiraiya suddenly said in a deep voice: "Found it!"
"Konoha's strength is far beyond your imagination. Even if the Third Hokage died in battle, Konoha's foundation cannot be underestimated, not to mention that there is a younger and stronger Fifth Hokage Jiraiya at this time!" Uchiha Itachi adjusted his hat and explained.
Seeing the two of them talking as if no one was around, Jiraiya couldn't help but frown and said, "Uchiha Itachi, you are an S-rank rebel ninja from Konoha, how dare you return to Konoha? What is your purpose?"
Uchiha Itachi only said four words: "No comment!"
"No comment? Well, then wait for me to catch you and send you to the interrogation department for interrogation. I don't believe you won't confess!" As he said that, Jiraiya took the lead in launching an attack, and Might Guy, Kakashi, Kurenai Yuhi, Asuma Sarutobi and others around him also moved.
In order not to alert the enemy, Jiraiya originally only brought Kakashi with him, but when he happened to meet Might Guy, Asuma Sarutobi, and Kurenai Yuhi nearby, he brought them along as well. After all, there is strength in numbers, and the chances of catching or even killing Uchiha Itachi would be greater.
The battle was very fierce, and the thick smoke soon alarmed the other people in the village, who all rushed over here as soon as possible.
Seeing that things were hopeless, Uchiha Itachi did not linger in the fight, but instead shouted to Kisame: "Kisame, retreat!"
As he said this, he opened his Mangekyō Sharingan on the spot and released his unique ninjutsu Amaterasu.
The black fire raged like an overwhelming force. Jiraiya and the others were secretly surprised at the power of the fire and wanted to continue chasing them. However, on the one hand, the enemy was quite strong and if they forced their way into the pursuit, there would definitely be casualties on their side. On the other hand, the fire had a tendency to spread continuously and could not be extinguished by water-style ninjutsu. After thinking for a while, they finally decided to put an end to the fire first to avoid affecting the village!
Chen Mo, who witnessed the whole process secretly, looked at Uchiha Itachi and Kisame who were going away, and thought to himself: Itachi, you traitor, you really did return to Konoha to tip off the enemy. In that case, let Konoha give you a heavy blow!
After running for an hour, Uchiha Itachi and Kisame finally stopped in a forest and took a breath. Kisame praised: "One against three, one of whom is one of the famous three ninjas, and he was able to hold his own and even made them afraid to continue chasing. You really deserve to be Mr. Itachi!"
Kisame highly recognized Uchiha Itachi, both in terms of his strength and wisdom. This reminded him of Uchiha Madara: Are all the people in the Uchiha clan so outstanding? No, maybe only the ones he met were more outstanding, otherwise the Uchiha clan would not have been exterminated!
Uchiha Itachi said modestly: "You think too highly of me. Jiraiya, Kakashi, and Kurenai Yuhi are all elite jonin at their weakest. I was able to stop them only by taking them by surprise. If we really continue to fight, I will be defeated in no time!"
Kisame smiled noncommittally and changed the subject: "Who is the Taijutsu ninja who fought against me? His Taijutsu seems to be very strong!"
"You mean Might Guy? Yes, he is quite talented in physical skills, and most importantly, he works hard enough. He is a hardworking genius, and his strength should not be underestimated.
You used to be a ninja from the Hidden Mist Village. You must have heard about the deeds of the previous generation of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen, right? The one who killed many of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen was Might Guy's father, so... you must be careful when facing him in the future!" Uchiha Itachi advised.
Hearing this, Kisame was shocked: So he has such a background?
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