Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing goal 2. The reward (Rasengan) was successfully issued. ]

After a while

The Sandaime sat on the grass and wiped the blood from his nose with a handkerchief: "Naruto, you little bastard, you are still studying such a dirty ninjutsu as the Seduction Technique."

"You old pervert, you're still being stubborn. You didn't last more than two seconds under the seduction technique just now."

"Shut up and stop talking."

The Third Hokage spoke fiercely, but he was much more relaxed in his heart. What Naruto did just now was still the Naruto he was familiar with. He used strange ninjutsu to defeat him and wanted to pull him down from the position of Hokage.

The only difference was that Naruto's seduction technique had become more advanced than before, and this time he even managed to confuse his mind, although it was only for a brief moment.

It was possible to confuse the mind of a Kage-level ninja, which even many advanced illusions could not do. However, given that the nature of this move was too special, the Third Generation was unable to comment on it for a while.

"Enough of the fuss, now it's time to get down to business."

The Sandai put away his handkerchief and looked at Naruto seriously: "Tell me, what happened to you these few days."

The dark woods were filled with the sounds of insects and birds, and a bright moon was reflected in the center of the lake.

Naruto lowered his eyes and looked sad.

"I saw the Yondaime-sama."

Naruto's tone was flat, but his emotions were all written on his face. He silently stretched out his hand, chakra flowed in his palm, and a blue sphere gradually formed.

"Spiral pills!"

The Sandaime looked incredulous and shocked. He didn't expect Naruto to say such a bizarre thing as meeting the Fourth Hokage. However, the Rasengan in Naruto's palm forced the Sandaime to believe that what Naruto said was true.

Maybe something was left in Naruto's body through the Uzumaki clan's sealing technique.

"Naruto, what did the Fourth Hokage say to you in your dream?" asked the Third Hokage.

"He hasn't spoken to me," Naruto said.

Hearing this, the Third Generation secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He had watched Naruto grow up, and he knew that although Naruto was naughty, he was not a good liar and his emotions were usually written on his face.

Minato, as the inheritor of the will of fire and a fellow Hokage, you must be able to understand me.

Naruto said dejectedly: "He just taught me the Three Body Technique and the Rasengan and then disappeared. He hasn't appeared since yesterday morning."

"Third generation grandfather, do you think that fourth generation uncle doesn't come here because he hates me?"

"Is it because I didn't learn ninjutsu fast enough? But I really tried my best."

"." The Third Hokage looked at Naruto who was looking at the starry sky and picked up a leaf from the ground. "Naruto, the Fourth Hokage didn't teach you ninjutsu to make you discouraged. He hoped that you could inherit his will of fire and protect Konoha for him."

Naruto looked up at the starry sky. It was really tiring to deceive the old man Sandaike. He was like a cult leader who would start brainwashing him as soon as he got the chance.

You've made Naruto suffer for so many years, and you still want Naruto's help to protect Konoha. Naruto wants to ask you about your two arms?

Not participating in the destruction of Konoha is considered a handsome and kind person.

Seeing that Naruto didn't say anything, the Third Generation thought he was sad and reached out and patted his shoulder.

"Cheer up, Naruto. Haven't you always wanted to be the Hokage and gain everyone's recognition? Then work hard to become the fourth generation who will teach you ninjutsu."

Damn, can this old guy just shut up?

"."

The next day.

After Naruto put on his clothes and tied the forehead protector on his arm, he went out, yawning all the way. He was PUA'd by the old man of the Third Generation for more than two hours last night, and returned home very late, and was severely sleep deprived.

When they were almost reaching the Ninja School, Naruto met... No, it should be said that he was stopped by Ino on the street.

When Naruto went around to the left, she blocked him to the left. When Naruto went around to the right, she blocked him to the right.

"Uzumaki Naruto, where did you go yesterday? I waited for you until the evening but there was no sign of you."

Ino was really angry. Not only did she almost catch a cold yesterday because she blocked Naruto's way, but she was also scolded by her parents for coming home late without reporting it. She angrily shouted, "You damn bastard!"

Naruto:"???"

Another two-armed one?

Naruto didn't understand why Ino made him sound like a scumbag who had betrayed her. He didn't know what was wrong with her.

"That's the lady from the Yamanaka family, right? How did she get involved with that brat?"

"You mean that cute little boy? I think they are a perfect match."

"What's the match? That's a nine-tailed demon."

"Oh, really? I didn't recognize you."

"The change is quite big, but it's really him. I saw him come out of that house with my own eyes."

"From what Miss Yamanaka said, she waited for that brat until evening yesterday."

"Could it be that the young lady of the Yamanaka family has been harmed?"

Amid the gossip all around and Naruto's surprised look, Ino finally realized that she had said the wrong thing and hurriedly explained that it had nothing to do with Naruto, but it seemed to have little effect. Others had already formed a preconceived notion, and it was difficult for her to explain herself for the time being.

Naruto yawned at the sight and continued walking forward, Ino cared about what others said but he didn't.

Just say whatever you want, just treat it as a dog barking.

However, before Naruto could take two steps, Ino ran over and blocked his way.

"You can't leave!" Ino opened her arms and refused to give way.

Naruto raised an eyebrow and said unhappily: "If you have a mental illness, go to Konoha Hospital to find a doctor, don't get in my way."

"You bastard!" Ino wrinkled her small nose, her pretty face full of anger. "Not only did you humiliate me by saying those words yesterday, but today you called me sick. I have to beat you up."

yesterday?

Naruto suddenly realized that Ino came to him because of what he said to her yesterday in order to get the reward.

Just when Naruto was about to apologize to Ino and let the matter go, Ino suddenly put her hands together and faced Naruto. This gesture was the seal of the Yamanaka family's secret technique, the Heart Turn Technique.

[Passive selection trigger! 】

[Because of your humiliation yesterday, Yamanaka Ino is resentful of you and wants to teach you a lesson, so she attacked you. What choice will you make?]

[Choice 1, stay friendly: dodge the attack, humiliate her with words again, and tell her that she'd better wait for you at night. Completion reward (36 ways to tie up)]

[Choice 2, treat it rationally: beat her up, let her know why the flowers are so red. Completion reward (1% of the Nine-Tailed Fox's control)]

[Choice three, act recklessly: If she dares to hurt you, you must punish her severely. After defeating her, you can complete the reward (Heart Turning Technique) on the street.]

[Choice 4, ruthless: No need to say anything, just kill it. Completion reward (10% control of the Nine-Tailed Fox)]

Tsk, is it necessary to choose such a simple question?

Naruto avoided Ino's hand seal and quickly moved behind her before she could cast it.

Chapter 9: The Nine-Tailed Fox's Fury of Impotence

"too slow."

"If this is all you are capable of, then don't try to provoke me. A weak person should know his place as a weak person."

Qinghe's voice exploded in her ears, Ino's pupils shrank slightly, her face was stunned, and a fear surged in her heart. She turned sideways at the fastest speed and faced Naruto's sarcastic and contemptuous expression, and her fingers couldn't help but curl up.

I originally thought that even if Naruto was really strong, I would be able to fight him, but I didn't expect Naruto to be this fast.

Then why has he been the last one for so long?

Before Ino could retreat to a safe area to think about this problem, she saw Naruto quickly raised his hand. She hurriedly shouted: "Wait"

"There's nothing to wait for. Just go to my house tonight and wait for me to apologize."

"The Secret of Konoha Taijutsu!"

"A casual knife."

The white back of her neck was hit, and a tingling feeling surged up, and then Ino's consciousness gradually disappeared. Her clear eyes closed, her golden hair fluttered in the wind, and she fell straight to the ground.

At this critical moment, Naruto quickly took half a step back.

"thump!"

Looking at the beautiful girl lying quietly on the ground, Naruto waved his sleeves. He almost hit his foot without paying attention. He thought he should be more careful next time.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing option 1. The reward (thirty-six bundling methods) has been successfully distributed.]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing option 2. The reward (1% of Nine-Tail control) has been successfully issued. ]

As thirty-six extremely perverted bondage positions flooded into his mind, Naruto felt relieved and continued walking towards the ninja school.

Who would complain about having too much reward? Of course, I took all I could, just in case it might come in handy someday.

As for Ino who was knocked unconscious on the road, Naruto didn't bother to care about her. The many Anbu who followed him every day were not raised by him, so they would naturally go and wake up the only daughter of the Yamanaka family.

As Naruto expected, shortly after Naruto left, a masked, purple-haired ANBU jumped from the tree to Ino, picked her up, and gently placed her on a chair by the roadside.

I'm just dizzy. I'll wake up naturally after resting for a while.

"It's really rude. You can be so cruel even to a girl."

"Wasn't their conversation just now quite intimate? They even mentioned being together last night."

"Is that the kind of relationship they have?"

"Oh, really? He even beats his girlfriend. He is not a good person."

"Poor Miss Yamanaka, alas~!"

Listening to the gossip of passers-by, the purple-haired Anbu didn't understand why these passers-by were so capable of making blind guesses, but this was not something she could do, so let others think whatever they wanted, it had nothing to do with her.

"."

After going to school to get the registration book, he found a photo studio to take a normal photo and took it to the Hokage building to give it to the Third Generation. During this time, he met the Third Generation's great grandson Konohamaru who challenged the Third Generation.

What a coincidence! Konohamaru wouldn't come if Naruto didn't come, and Konohamaru arrived just as Naruto came. Who knows if Konohamaru was just released into the Hokage building?

Regardless of whether it was the Third Generation's plan or it was just a coincidence, Naruto was too lazy to establish any friendship with the kid. He didn't even bother looking at the grandfather and grandson and went straight home.

There were still a few days of vacation before the Genin classes were divided, and Naruto, in addition to practicing the various new bondage techniques he had learned, had been wandering the streets looking for options.

Unfortunately, the selector seemed to be sulking and never came out, which made Naruto feel a little depressed.