Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

If it really ended like that, then Naruto would definitely not have this happen to Tsunade now.

He would probably be like Minato, a gentle and humble gentleman.

"Naruto, has anything special happened to you recently, such as a relationship, can you tell me about it?"

Jiraiya calmed down and stared at Naruto, he wanted to see what Naruto would say.

Should I tell him honestly, avoid the problem, or lie to him.

"Pfft!"

Naruto suddenly laughed for some reason, walked to the window and pushed it open.

Under the afterglow of the evening, his already handsome face became even more dazzling.

[Passive selection trigger! 】

[Jiraiya wants to ask you about your feelings and attitude towards Tsunade. What is the choice you will make?]

[Option 1, be friendly: avoid the problem and offer to bring him and Tsunade together. Completion reward (postpartum care of sows)]

[Option 2, treat it rationally: there is nothing to hide, confess everything to him. Completion reward (one hundred thousand taels)]

[Choice three, act recklessly: ridicule him as just a selfish old guy. Completion reward (10% control of Five Tails)]

[Choice 4, cruel and ruthless: Kill him if he dares to ask you questions about any rubbish! Completion reward (10% control of Five Tails)]

After a casual glance, Naruto yawned out of boredom.

The triggering frequency of recent options is quite high, but the rewards are only that.

"Why are you laughing?" Jiraiya asked doubtfully.

Under the setting sun, Naruto faced the wind for a while, his golden hair flying with the breeze. After the wind stopped, he turned back to look at Jiraiya.

"Before, you were the one who dropped flowers at the door of the Hokage's office, right?"

Unexpectedly, Naruto would point him out directly. Jiraiya's expression froze and he didn't know what to say for a moment.

Finally, facing Naruto's half-smiling expression, Jiraiya took a deep breath and decided to admit it.

"it's me."

"I guessed it. After all, you are probably the only one who can be so sad that your palms will draw blood because of what happened between me and Tsunade-sama."

Naruto's expression was calm, but there was a hint of ridicule in his tone:

"Tell me about you. You are already in your forties or fifties. You are so brave that you dare to peek into the women's bath and sell erotic novels openly."

"Obviously you are a rotten person with corrupt morals, but why don't you dare to be more domineering and strong when it comes to relationships, and be brave enough to let Tsunade-sama be with you?"

After being lectured inexplicably, Jiraiya's face turned blue and white. He wanted to say something, but was unable to refute.

Because everything Naruto said was true.

He is indeed bold enough to often peek into women's bathrooms, but he is indeed not brave enough to be emotionally brave.

There was silence, and before Jiraiya could think of how to answer Naruto, Naruto spoke again.

"Perhaps you have thought about why Tsunade-sama would rather choose a philandering carrot like me than you."

"why?"

Jiraiya really thought about this question.

This afternoon, just by asking this question, he had already thought about going bald, and he couldn't figure out why Tsunade made such a choice.

Even if Tsunade chooses an ordinary person of the same age, Jiraiya will recognize him.

But lost to the little brat of the grandchildren

Really are.

It is unacceptable.

"Because you have never thought about Tsunade-sama. You say you like her, but the actions you take deny your love time and time again."

"I have never done anything to be sorry for Tsunade, so don't talk nonsense."

Jiraiya's face suddenly darkened, and he stared at Naruto gloomily.

"You did it again, and more than once." Naruto stared at Jiraiya with extremely serious eyes.

"I didn't." Jiraiya clenched his fists and denied.

"Then let me help you recall the memories. The first time was when Senju Nawaki died. Tsunade-sama proposed the idea of ​​equipping the team with medical ninjas. That request was rejected by the third generation. You keep I was silent and didn't speak up for her, right?"

Naruto slapped his hands on the table, refusing to give an inch.

"Everyone chose to remain silent that time, including Orochimaru." Jiraiya explained.

"Haha, are you suffering from selective amnesia?"

Naruto smiled.

"If everyone is really silent, then why would I know that Kato Dan would stand up in support of Tsunade-sama at the meeting despite the opposition of the Third Generation?"

Jiraiya fell silent.

Naruto added: "That time, you and Tsunade-sama were already close friends, while Kato Dan and she were just strangers. That is because of that time, you were destined to lose to Kato Dan."

"Stop talking, we are talking about you and Tsunade now, not Kato Dan." Jiraiya couldn't help but speak.

"Okay, let's talk about the second time." Naruto looked away: "The second time is me."

"I remember that the top management wanted to choose you as Hokage, but you forced this responsibility to Tsunade-sama who didn't want to be Hokage."

"But what I told her after meeting her was that I would replace her as Hokage as soon as possible."

"She is a woman who likes to have a leisurely life, but there is no one in the village to support you, and you only shirk all day long, so she has no choice but to shoulder this burden."

Spring evenings are a bit cold.

Jiraiya felt cold in his heart, and his whole body was filled with frustration.

Naruto woke him up.

"Indeed, how can a person like me deserve to win?"

"Today, just pretend I haven't been here."

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing choice three. The reward (10% control of the five tails) is successfully distributed. 】

Chapter 250 Everyone is taking action

The next day.

The sky was bright.

Three people had gathered at the main gate of Konoha.

Also now, there are three strongest men in Konoha.

Naruto Uzumaki, one of the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki, Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas, and a copy of the ninja Hatake Kakashi.

Coincidentally, in the original work, Jiraiya and Kakashi were both people close to Naruto, but in today's world, the relationship between Naruto and them cannot be said to be bad.

But it definitely can’t be called “good”.

Jiraiya was because of Tsunade, and Kakashi was purely because of that time when Naruto didn't listen to him and reluctantly killed Oto.

There was no more contact.

The two of them were like strangers pretending to be teachers and students. They didn't say hello to each other when they met.

And Jiraiya is still depressed because of what Naruto said yesterday.

It was obvious that the three of them were heading to the Kingdom of Wind together, but they seemed to be going their separate ways, which was very dull.

"Naruto~"

"Naruto~"

In an independent space, Uzumaki Sakura was calling Naruto through the chakra they shared.

"Luxury Sento, Kakashi, wait for me."

Because of Uzumaki's name, Naruto spoke to break the silence between the three people.

Kakashi and Jiraiya both looked at him, and Naruto smiled and said, "I'm going to the bathroom and I'll be back in a moment."

After that, Naruto took out a tissue from his backpack, turned around and walked into the jungle. After making sure that Kakashi and Jiraiya were invisible, he summoned a shadow clone to take his place.

The second generation Hokage is really a super genius.

He created so many weird and practical ninjutsu.

When the shadow clone walked out of the jungle, Naruto himself entered the space.

The weather in this place can never change as long as it doesn't change. It was sunny last time Naruto left, and it will still be sunny this time when he comes back.

But there's nothing bad about a sunny day.

Especially when the bottom line of Uzumaki Nagoya and Konan's clothes were extremely alluring, Naruto not only didn't hate Taiyang, but also liked it very much.

Uzumaki Watana's body was specially made, and her figure was so big that it exploded. The tight red cheongsam couldn't cover it up at all, and the collar was pushed up high.

Even the top two buttons couldn't be buttoned, and they were separated in a V shape. It felt like there was a risk of the clothes falling apart at any time.

Against the background of the high mountain peaks, the waist, which is not actually too delicate, looks slender.

Further down, there are buttocks that look like a full moon. The whole body presents a perfect S-shaped curve, which makes people think of the word "front and back" at almost the first glance.

Naruto's eyes stayed on her body for a few seconds longer. As soon as he moved away, he saw a pair of big watery eyes looking at him full of resentment.

She has been pregnant for a few days, and Xiaonan's belly is already slightly swollen. She is wearing loose gauze pajamas at this time, which does not show much of her upper body figure.

But a pair of plump legs were completely exposed to the air, and their white and tender skin rubbed each other slightly uneasily when they saw Naruto.

Naruto could tell that Konan was probably lonely.

Want it.

Seeing her desire, Xiaonan timidly lowered her head.

Naruto chuckled, but was not in a hurry to question her. Instead, he looked away and asked first: "Jana, what do you want from me?"