Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Hokage's office.

As the sun was high in the sky, the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen, dressed in a red robe, stood in front of the window, quietly looking at the prosperous streets of Konoha.

"Sarutobi, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki is showing abnormality."

Danzo, who was wrapped in bandages and walking on crutches, broke into the Hokage's office and said, "Today he wanted to attack a civilian and forced him to kneel down and apologize."

The Sandaime turned and glared at him, then said calmly, "Yeah, I know."

"It's good that you know. Since the Jinchuriki now shows the intention of harming the villagers, why not hand him over to me directly? I will train him into a weapon to defend Konoha." Danzo said in a deep voice.

The Sandaime narrowed his eyes and took a puff of the pipe in his hand: "I will take care of Naruto's affairs myself, you'd better not interfere without permission."

After he finished speaking, Danzo's face looked a little unhappy. He snorted coldly and turned away.

"You will regret this."

Do you regret it?

There are already so many things I regret.

After he left, the Sandaime exhaled a puff of smoke and said, "Naruto, will you make me regret this?"

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"Tick."

"Tick."

Naruto looked around. The environment was dark and damp. There was ten centimeters of water under his feet. In the distance, he could faintly hear the roar of wild beasts.

The road ahead was not very clear, so Naruto walked slowly, feeling the wall. Soon the light gradually became brighter until he reached the end, where there was a huge cage in front of him.

He couldn't help but open his mouth and eyes widened in horror.

Inside the cage was a giant fox held in a strange manner.

As someone who has watched the Naruto anime, Naruto would not have too many emotional fluctuations about the big fox Nine-Tails in a cage. What really shocked him was why the Nine-Tails was tied up in such an extremely outrageous way.

Please give a brief description.

Um.

Can be described with one letter.

"M" shape.

Both forearms were tied behind the head, and the long fox mouth was bound by an iron chain and could not open, and could only make slight roars.

The Nine-Tailed Fox's eyes were filled with overwhelming hatred. It wanted to break free from the chains that bound its body, and kept using chakra to attack.

But unfortunately, it had no effect at all. Even its chakra couldn't escape the range of the chain.

[Passive selection trigger! 】

[The Nine-Tailed Fox looks at you with hatred. It doesn't know who caused the thing that bound it. Now it just wants to madly pour out its hatred and tear you into pieces. The choice you will make is.]

[Choice 1, stay friendly: tell it that today's seal is just a small warning. If it dares to make trouble again, it will be punished more severely next time. Completion reward (3% of the Nine-Tail's control)]

[Option 1, treat it rationally: convince it to sign a contract with you and agree to become your slave. Completion reward (Devil Contract x)]

[Choice 3, act recklessly: The big fox is not a bad choice, it just happens that it has been completely restrained now. Hehehe. Completion reward (5% control of the Nine-Tailed Fox)]

[Choice 4, ruthless: No need to say anything, tear him into pieces. Completion reward (50% of Nine-Tails Chakra)]

When Naruto heard the sound of the selector, he knew that the Nine-Tails would become what it is now, probably as a reaction to clearing the chakra disorder.

It is the source of the disorder, so the best solution is to address it from the root?

But why do you have to tie up the Nine-Tailed Fox in this position?

Although it is very effective, it is a bit abnormal, isn't it?

And what the hell is [Reckless]? Do you have to be so crazy? I'm not a tough person. Can you please not do this cross-species thing?

[Cruel and ruthless] This was also something that was completely impossible. After observing, Naruto boldly walked into the cage and tried it. Not to mention tearing the Nine-Tailed Fox into pieces, he couldn't even pull its hair.

As for the route of [treating it rationally], Naruto thought it was a good idea, but he could try to persuade rationally, but the Nine-Tails was tied up like this and couldn't even speak, so how could he agree rationally?

Then the last option is only [Friendly].

The Nine-Tailed Fox stared at Naruto with its violent eyes. It didn't understand what this tiny human insect was doing, nor did it understand why it suddenly became like this.

He was clearly just using his own chakra to interfere with the bug, forcing it to use his own chakra and slowly let his mind be influenced by him.

But today, countless iron chains appeared out of nowhere and locked it up tightly.

Whose sealing technique is this? It’s so terrifying!

"Kyuubi!"

The bug, which was not even as tall as a fingernail, called out to it.

"Would you like to consider signing a contract with me and becoming my slave? I will give you freedom." Naruto still wanted to try option two. He mainly wanted to see what the devil's contract was.

Suddenly, Kyuubi felt the chain wrapped around his mouth loosen slightly, and he could speak no more.

"Roar!!!"

An angry roar sounded, and the water flow in the entire space was driven back out of the cage.

However, it was useless.

It still couldn't break free.

"Ah, you really don't want to cooperate. It seems that I think too much."

Naruto scratched the back of his head and looked at the Nine-Tails with a smile: "Today's seal is just a small warning to you. If you dare to make trouble again next time, I don't mind giving you a more severe punishment and tearing you into pieces."

“Hahaha, you lowly bug, you want to tear me to pieces? If you can do it, just give it a try.”

Naruto's words made the Nine-Tails feel ridiculous. As a tailed beast, it knew the situation of the Jinchūriki clearly. Could he tear itself into pieces?

However, the next moment Kyuubi could no longer laugh.

Naruto raised his hand slightly, and the fingers of its right front paw twitched inexplicably, completely out of its control.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing option one. The reward has been issued successfully. The host has obtained 3% of the control over the Nine-Tailed Fox. The host is still 97% away from being able to fully control the Nine-Tailed Fox. ]

Well, this reward seems pretty good.

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When Naruto opened his eyes again, the room was already dark.

"It's already dark."

"The last task took so long. What the hell is this about eliminating my ugly appearance? Please don't make me look weird."

He got out of bed, rushed into the bathroom and turned on the light.

Naruto stood blankly in front of the bathroom mirror and reached out to touch his cheek.

"amazing."

The person in the mirror is no longer the short, ugly, and shabby loser. His face is still the same face. At first glance, there is no change, but upon closer inspection, it feels like a different person.

His skin became fair and smooth, his facial features became angular, his eyebrows were sharp, his blue eyes were bright, his nose was high, his lips were slightly thin, and the six beard marks on his face had disappeared.

Even his height has increased a lot, about six centimeters taller than before.

If I have to describe it, it would be a "high-end version of young Minato."

Chapter 3 I heard your sister is very beautiful

The next day, the sun rose three poles.

On the day of the Ninja Academy graduation exam, Naruto woke up early and the first thing he did after washing was to go to the street to buy some fitting clothes. As he had grown a lot taller, his previous clothes were too tight.

Like a spirited young man.

The process of buying clothes was much simpler than Naruto had imagined, and the store owner was surprisingly willing to sell him the clothes.

To be honest, although Naruto didn't have much money in his wallet, it was still enough to support his life. It's just that the villagers of Konoha Village have never liked him, so even if he had money, he couldn't buy anything.

This time, the female owner was not only decisive in selling the product, but was also very enthusiastic.

"Little brother, black summer shorts go better with a white T-shirt."

The female shopkeeper's eyes never left Naruto's face, and she said in a gentle voice that Naruto had never heard before: "If you buy together, I can give you a 50% discount."

50% discount?

That's just giving one away for free.

Naruto looked at the life-size mirror in the store and touched his cheek. He was afraid that she didn't even recognize who I was. The benefits of being a handsome guy were great.

"Then let's pack it together, thank you."

After politely saying thank you, Naruto calmly accepted the items that he got in exchange for his face, went into the fitting room, changed into new clothes, and prepared to leave.

As soon as I walked to the door, I heard the female owner say eagerly: "Little brother, remember to come here often to play."

[Passive selection trigger! 】

[The enthusiastic female owner of the clothing store did not recognize you as the annoying kid. She likes you, a sunny and handsome boy, so she invites you. What choice will you make?]

[Choice 1, stay friendly: impatiently tell her that she is a common woman, really give up, and decisively reject her. Completion reward (purity effect lasts for 300 days)]

[Option 2, treat it rationally: Agree to her invitation, and discuss life with her alone in the dead of night. Completion reward (Three Body Technique)]

[Choice 3, act recklessly: Agree to her invitation, and go a step further, formulate a sophisticated plan to make her submit physically and mentally after seven days. Completion reward (Perfect Advanced Version of Three Body Techniques)]

[Choice 4, ruthless: No need to say anything, just kill him on the spot. Completion reward (corpse servant)]

The following three options are as weird as ever, even more perverted than the others.

But what about the first one, which was originally a little more normal? God damn, pure and simple, what kind of reward is this?

Three hundred days left

Do I really have to explore life?

Naruto thought about it, and then put this dangerous idea behind him. Strange women are very dangerous.

"Huh~ Well, let's give it a try."