In my first year of school, I took my counselor home
In the first year, I took the counselor home Chapter 8
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As the sun set, Xu Ping'an walked out of his house alone, holding a large bowl of leftovers and carrying a small stool.
Under the shade of the tree at the door, Xu Ping'an chose a Feng Shui treasure land for himself, placed the small stool in his hand on the Feng Shui treasure land, then sat down on the small stool and started to eat.
Don’t ask why we come to this Feng Shui treasure land to eat. The reason is that it is cooler here and the scenery is nice.
Don't ask why he eats alone. The reason is that his good father and mother went to someone else's house to drink and have a big meal without telling him.
As soon as he sat down, Xu Ping'an saw a fat boy of six or seven years old staggering out from the door of the house next door, also holding a big bowl of rice in his hand. When he saw Xu Ping'an sitting under the shade of the tree, he walked over with a happy face.
"Brother Ping An!"
The little fat man came in front of Xu Ping'an, shouted in a muffled voice, and then, without feeling disgusted, he sat down on a stone next to him.
"Yeah." Xu Ping'an nodded to the little fat boy, then looked at the leftovers in his bowl, and then looked at the big chicken drumstick in the little fat boy's bowl...
"Xiaohu, do you want to get married when you grow up?"
Xu Ping'an looked at the little fat boy's chubby face that was tanned from the sun and asked.
"I want to!" Xiaohu, who picked up the chopsticks and was about to eat, looked up at Xu Ping'an and nodded his head very seriously.
"When I grow up, I want to marry a wife as beautiful as Sister Qianyue." Xiaohu thought about it and added very seriously.
"Then do you know how to marry a wife as beautiful as your sister Qianyue?" Xu Ping'an asked again in a persuasive manner.
"I know, you need money!" Xiaohu nodded vigorously, and his chubby cheeks trembled.
Xu Ping'an was stunned for a moment, then took a look at the chubby little tiger.
Wow, he has found the code to love at such a young age.
"No, in addition to being rich, you also need to have a good figure to marry a wife as beautiful as your sister Xiyue."
After he finished speaking, Xiaohu's dark eyes flashed with a thoughtful look, and then he lowered his head to look at his round belly.
"I have a healthy body, Brother Ping An!"
His mother said that he has a blessed appearance!
Chapter 11: Chicken Leg Defense
"It's figure, not body. You've misunderstood, Xiaohu." Xu Ping'an explained with a little tiredness.
"Body? Body?" Xiaohu muttered, with confusion flashing in his dark eyes. It was obvious that he was still too young to tell the difference.
"Body shape refers to height, weight and body shape. Xiaohu, you are a little too fat now. Girls all like thin girls. So, Xiaohu, if you want to marry a beautiful wife like your sister Xiyue, you have to lose weight." Xu Ping'an did not beat around the bush and went straight to the point.
But to be honest, this little guy is indeed a little too fat. When he was his age, it would take two of them tied together to get him this size.
Two years later, the little guy's body would grow horizontally. I remember that his family took him to the city hospital at that time.
"Lose weight?" A thoughtful look appeared in Xiaohu's dark eyes again.
"Yes, then Xiaohu, do you know how to lose weight?" Xu Ping'an nodded and spoke in a persuasive manner, like a big bad wolf luring a simple little white rabbit.
"I know!" Xiaohu nodded vigorously. "Drink health tea, 998 per set."
His grandfather watches health programs at home every day, and the little guy has learned a lot from him by watching and listening.
Xu Pingan: "..."
This kid is a bit out of line.
"That's all lies. If you want to lose weight, you just need to control your diet and eat less meat.
"Okay, Brother Ping'an, I will eat less meat in the future!" Xiaohu nodded and said seriously with his round little face.
Then he picked up the chopsticks and prepared to attack the chicken legs in the bowl.
"Wait a minute." Xu Ping'an quickly spoke up to stop him upon seeing this.
Xiaohu raised his head and looked at Xu Pingan, "What's wrong, brother Pingan?"
"Didn't Brother Ping'an tell you to eat less meat? Why are you still eating chicken legs? Don't you want to get married in the future?" Xu Ping'an looked at the little guy's puzzled eyes and said seriously.
"But... wouldn't it be a waste if we don't eat this chicken leg?" Xiaohu looked at the big chicken leg in the bowl and said hesitantly with some emotion on his chubby little face.
"It's okay. Give the chicken leg to Brother Ping'an and he will help you share the burden." Xu Ping'an took one look at the tempting big chicken leg in Xiaohu's bowl and immediately revealed his true intentions.
"Then... Brother Ping'an, aren't you afraid of getting fat?" Xiaohu looked at the chicken legs in the bowl and said reluctantly.
This is one of his favorite foods.
"It's okay. Brother Ping An is in good shape already. It's okay to eat some meat occasionally."
"Then... can I eat less meat starting tomorrow, Brother Ping'an?" Xiaohu looked into Xu Ping'an's eyes and weakly put the bowl in his hand back.
He felt that Brother Ping An seemed a little different today.
"Of course not. If you eat this chicken leg today, you will eat more chicken legs tomorrow, and you will become fatter the day after tomorrow. How can you get married then?" Xu Ping'an looked at the little guy and said very seriously.
"Then I won't get married. I'll just buy one later!" Xiaohu said in a muffled voice.
"..."
At a young age, he not only mastered the code of love, but also learned to take shortcuts.
"Buying a wife is against the law. Listen, Xiaohu. As long as you don't eat this chicken leg today, you will become thinner, and then many beautiful girls like your sister Qianyue will like you."
"Then...then I'll go home and ask my mom, Brother Ping'an." The little guy said, and stood up, then holding the bowl of rice in his hand, he ran towards the door of the house with a grunt.
Xu Ping'an looked at the little guy's figure walking away, smiled, and then buried his head in his meal.
As for the big chicken drumstick that flew away...
He is already over 18 years old, how could he possibly steal the chicken leg from a kid? He just wanted to tease the little guy.
Two minutes later, the little guy ran out of the gate again, grunting.
"Brother Ping An! My mom made a lot of chicken legs and fried fish! I want you to come to my house and eat!"
"Well... Brother Ping'an has finished eating. Thank your mother for me. I will come to your house for dinner next time." Xu Ping'an stood up somewhat awkwardly, then picked up his small stool and walked towards the door of his house.
Sincerity is indeed the ultimate weapon.
This small village is a place Xu Ping'an has always liked, it is full of the flavor of life.
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After enjoying dinner alone.
Xu Ping'an decided to go out for a walk and help digest his food.
Out of the door of my house.
Xu Ping'an, wearing a white vest, shorts, and a pair of old slippers, came to the small square at the east end of the village with his hands behind his back, like an old man taking a walk after dinner.
This small square was built by the villagers themselves a few years ago. Although the square is not big, it is a good place for villagers to relax after dinner.
"Xu family boy, how did you do on the exam?"
"Can you win the first prize?"
"Xiao Xu, my Erni has always liked you. How about being my grandson-in-law?"
As soon as he entered the small square, Xu Ping'an became the object of warm greetings from a group of uncles, aunts, grandparents.
For this small village, college students are still very rare.
Xu Ping'an has been famous for his good academic performance since he was young, and the awards he has received are almost enough to fill a book.
Therefore, Xu Ping'an has always been the child of other people's family in the eyes of the villagers, and is deeply loved by all the elders.
Of course, there is also the class monitor Zhou who likes to wear little skirts. She is the only child from another family in the village who can barely fight with him.
Before the college entrance examination, news spread in the village that Xu Pingan and Zhou Qianyue might go to Capital University, so the two of them are now the most popular in the village and are attracting much attention.
Xu Ping'an now had a smile on his face, and patiently answered every question from the elders. As for the elder who wanted him to be his grandson-in-law...
I remember that his daughter Erni was only in the fifth grade of elementary school.
Xu Ping'an doesn't want to live in prison before he can enjoy his wonderful college life.
Ten minutes later, Xu Ping'an, with a somewhat stiff smile on his face, finally got rid of the enthusiastic greetings from his elders and came under a willow tree on the west side of the square.
There is a stone table under the willow tree, and several grandfathers who look very old are sitting around the table.
Two old men with half-white hair were sitting opposite each other, their brows slightly furrowed and their faces solemn, as if they were both constipated...
A state of detachment.
The next second, the old man sitting on the left suddenly attacked. He quickly picked up a chess piece and, with a snap, smashed it down on the wooden chessboard steadily and powerfully.
"Will!"
The old man sitting on the right stared at the chessboard with his brows tightly knitted together...
After a few seconds, a look of dejection appeared on his face.
Then he silently took out a stack of change from his pocket, took out a crumpled one-dollar bill, and threw it onto the chessboard in annoyance.
The old man on the left didn't care. He picked up the crumpled one-yuan bill with a proud look on his face, as if he was happier than seeing his grandson's certificate.
"Grandpa Niu, how about we play the next game?" At this time, Xu Ping'an looked at the old man on the left who had just won and asked.
Hearing the familiar voice, the smile on the old man's face froze instantly, and then he slowly raised his head and looked at Xu Ping'an who had come over from the side at some point in time.
unlucky.
Chapter 12 No strenuous exercise
"Grandpa Niu, you're not afraid of losing to me, are you?"
Xu Ping'an looked at Grandpa Niu, who had an unpleasant expression on his face, and asked politely.
"Go ahead! I'm not afraid of you, little brat!"
Grandpa Niu's face darkened, he clapped the chess pieces in his hand, and spoke in a stern tone.
How dare a young boy show off his skills in front of him!
Two minutes later, the chess pieces were in place.
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