In my first year of school, I took my counselor home

"Let me tell you, Sister Pei Pei, when I was a kid..."

Isn't it just an embarrassment? Even if it doesn't happen, he can immediately make up one, two, three, four, five.

Once a person becomes interested in another person's affairs, things become dangerous.

I recommend a book written by my good friend: "In This Life, Dogs Don't Talk About Love"

In the first life, I was licked by Green Tea Green Plum and Fish for 10 years. She said she only regarded me as her brother and turned around and got into someone else's car.

In the second life, I realized it and I will never lick it again! I saved a Bai Fumei sister. I thought I could fall in love sweetly and lie down happily. But who would have thought that the yandere senior sister would create a psychological shadow for my life?

In the third life, I have enlightened! I really realized it! If we fall in love again, I will be a dog!

In this life, I don’t even want to talk about love!

Woof! Woof woof! !

Chapter 44: Mother Xu's Interrogation

"Your damn gentleness makes my heart ache and tears flow..."

Xu Ping'an pushed open the gate of his house while humming a tuneless song.

In the yard, Feng Jing was washing clothes. When she heard the door open, she looked up at Xu Ping'an.

"Hey, the wild man is back."

Xu Pingan: "..."

How can he be called a savage? He is obviously a domesticated one.

"Good luck to your mother, Queen Mother." After closing the door, Xu Ping'an quickly walked up to his mother and greeted her.

"Where is the fish?" Feng Jing looked at Xu Ping'an, then looked at his empty hands and asked.

"Well... God is merciful, so I let them go." Xu Ping'an thought for a while and said with a compassionate face.

"Believe it or not, I will let you go too." Feng Jing glared at Xu Ping'an and said unhappily.

"Hehe, how could that be? Mom, you will definitely not be willing to let me go." Xu Ping'an laughed awkwardly and said in a flattering manner.

"Have you eaten?" Feng Jing gave Xu Ping'an a blank look and asked.

"I knew you cared about me, Mom. I've eaten. Didn't I go fishing with Grandpa Niu this morning? After we came back, Grandpa Niu invited me to have lunch at his house, and I gave all the fish I caught to Grandpa Niu."

Xu Ping'an reported to his mother about his morning's work flow.

"Accompanying your Grandpa Niu to fish? I see that you went fishing with the two girls from your Grandpa Niu's family?" Feng Jing glanced at her eldest son and said lightly.

Ga?

The expression on Xu Ping'an's face froze and he was stunned for a moment.

"Mom, who told you that? I really went fishing with Grandpa Niu. You can't slander me." Xu Ping'an said as he fell into deep thought...

After all, who leaked the news?

"Slander you? Stop making up stories for me. Tell me what you did when you brought those two girls home yesterday."

Ga?

Xu Ping'an was stunned again. Did his mother install surveillance cameras on him? How did she know everything?

However, Xu Ping'an reacted immediately. He invited his two sisters into the house so openly yesterday. It is estimated that many neighbors around must have seen it. Moreover, sister Wan'er was calling out to him outside his door at that time. Even if they didn't see it, they must have heard it.

But now is not the time to think about these issues. The most important thing is how to deal with the interrogation of my mother.

Without much hesitation, Xu Ping'an decided to confess and receive leniency.

After all, he hadn't done anything wrong, so there was no need for him to lie.

"I took the guests from Grandpa Niu's family to climb the mountain yesterday, and they asked me what special food we have here.

I thought, of course the iron pot stewed goose you taught me to make is the most distinctive and the most delicious, so I invited them to our house to eat goose.

Of course, the goose I stew is definitely not as delicious as the one you cook, but they still praised me and said that the goose meat was so delicious. I think if they eat the goose you stew, they probably won’t want to eat anything else in their lives. "

Xu Ping'an slightly polished his answer to Zhou Qianyue yesterday and told it to his mother.

After listening to her precious son's naked flattery, Feng Jing's expression eased a little, but she still asked with a straight face: "Are you interested in that girl?"

"What's interesting? Mom, don't talk nonsense. We just met, how could I be interested in her?" Xu Ping'an shook his head quickly and said seriously.

"You brought him home right after we met? And you even stewed a goose for him. Why don't you show respect to me by stewing a goose for me?" Feng Jing threw the clothes in her hand into the basin and asked with a cold face.

Xu Ping'an's desire to survive was instantly aroused, and he quickly explained:

"I did that for Grandpa Niu's sake. Grandpa Niu personally brought wine to our house to ask for my help, so I must be more responsible.

Mom, if you want to eat goose, I will go buy some and stew it for you. I will buy all the geese from Grandma Wang and stew them for you every day."

Grandma Wang: It’s changed from retail to wholesale, right?

Feng Jing was not so easily fooled by her precious son. "Your Grandpa Niu asked you to lead him to climb the mountain, but he didn't ask you to treat others to goose."

"Well... I just want to show the hospitality of the people of Yuxi Village." Xu Ping'an smiled and said embarrassedly.

This woman is really hard to fool. I don’t know how her father has managed to survive all these years. His slush fund has never been discovered.

Mr. Xu: If there is no slush fund, it will not be discovered.

"Okay, stop talking about those useless things. Tell me about the girl, how old she is, and what she does."

This is the main point that Mrs. Xu wants to ask today.

"Mom, why are you asking these questions? His family is from the capital, and he is here to visit Grandpa Niu. He will be leaving in two days. Don't think too much." Xu Ping'an said helplessly.

If you don't know the answer to this question, you might think you are asking him how his blind date went.

"Oh, you even know where he lives, and you also know that he will leave in two days. You have gathered quite a lot of information."

Xu Pingan: "..."

Mom, you understand the sarcasm.

"Oh, Mom, don't think too much. Anyway, that's not what I meant. Um... I'm a little thirsty. I'll go into the house and drink some water first, Mom."

Unable to defeat his own mother, Xu Ping'an had no choice but to use water escape.

He remembered that the last time he was so embarrassed was when he was in junior high school and was reported by the little girl Zhou Qianyue for reading a novel. He then tried to pee to escape, but it didn't work, so his mother told him to pee in his pants.

Really, I have to wash the peed in my pants. Laundry detergent is free, right?

Feng Jing watched her son walk away quickly, and thought of what Sister Feng in the front yard had said to her yesterday...

"I'm telling you, Sister Jing, that girl is prettier than a fairy!"

Alas, my son will probably go to the capital soon.

She is beautiful and can be a guest at Mr. Niu's house...

But after thinking about it, Feng Jing felt relieved a little. Her eldest son was also very outstanding.

Moreover, from childhood to adulthood, this kid seemed to have never suffered any loss, except from her.

After all, if a mother can't control her son, wouldn't that be against heaven?

Moreover, as my son said, they just met. What if my son really doesn’t like her?

She was brought home to stew goose for me when we just met. She got angry when she thought about it!

Feng Jing turned her head and looked into the house, "Xu Ping'an! Go out and buy me a goose right now! You cook dinner tonight! Do you hear me?"

Xu Ping'an, who was sitting on the sofa drinking water, suddenly had a tremor in his hand, and the water in the cup instantly spilled onto his pants.

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Chapter 45 Waiting to drink your wedding wine

Jingle Bell……

The crisp ring of the phone rang. Xu Ping'an took the phone, looked at the caller ID, put on his slippers, and quietly left the living room.

Feng Jing, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, turned around and looked at Xu Ping'an's sneaky figure leaving...

"Where are you going?" Feng Jing asked in a faint voice.

Xu Ping'an's body stiffened. He turned his head to look at his mother, an awkward yet polite smile appearing on his face.

"I'm going to answer a phone call so I won't disturb you from watching TV, mother."

Having said that, Xu Ping'an ran away with his phone without waiting for Feng Jing to say anything else.

"Hello, Sister Pei Pei."

"What Sister Pei Pei? It's still your Sister Wan'er." Zhao Wan'er's familiar voice came from the other end of the phone.

Xu Pingan: "..."

Playing games again, huh, this internet addict sister?

"I'm telling you, after breakfast, Sister Peipei and I will be leaving."

"Oh, then Sister Wan'er, have a safe trip. Come to Yuxi Village again when you have time, Sister Pei Pei."

Now I’m leaving. See you in the capital in two months.

"Aren't you coming to see me and your sister Pei Pei off?"

"This one……"

"Your sister Pei Pei said she hopes you can come and see her off." Before Xu Ping'an could finish his words, Zhao Wan'er's voice came again.

"Then...I'll be there in a moment."

Xu Pingan knew that this must be a lie made up by Sister Wan'er, but...

It seemed that he did have a little thought in his mind of going to send it.

"Okay, I'll wait for you, Brother Ping An."