In my first year of school, I took my counselor home

She can be called the social butterfly of Dormitory 303.

Soon, Xu Pingan once again brought the topic back to the serious track.

"How about we guess when Lao Qin will come back?" Xu Pingan suggested.

"What's the bet?" Li Zihang followed directly.

"Can the winner be the adoptive father?" Xin Haoyang asked.

"That's very good." Xu Pingan replied.

"It's very good to add one." Li Zihang seconded the suggestion.

"Um... Brother Hang, I heard that whether a kidney is good or not is usually related to its size." Xin Haoyang looked at Li Zihang and said cautiously.

A minute later, Xu Pingan stood aside from a distance, "Stop it, don't fight anymore!"

Alas, at this moment, if I could only have a handful of melon seeds in my hand, it would really be perfect.

A few minutes later, the internal war in dormitory 303 came to an end. Xu Pingan and his two good brothers moved the stools together and sat in rows, looking at the door of the dormitory with uniform eyes, like three husbands waiting for their husbands to return home. Stone-like.

Ten minutes later, there was a sound of footsteps outside the dormitory, and the hearts of the three people were in their throats.

Soon, the footsteps stopped at the door of 303, and then the door opened, and Qin Feng, who had returned from a date with his senior sister, walked into the dormitory.

"Haha." Xu Pingan laughed proudly, and then looked at the two good brothers beside him like a victorious general.

Li Zihang and Xin Haoyang's expressions darkened, and they looked at Xu Ping'an like cocks defeated in a fight, and reluctantly shouted: "Father."

"Hey." Xu Ping'an replied with a smile on his face, looking at his two eldest sons with loving and caring eyes.

Boys' happiness is often so unpretentious and simple.

"Old Qin, can't you come back five minutes later?" Li Zihang looked at Qin Feng and said with a somewhat dissatisfied tone.

In just five minutes, he would be able to experience the joy of having two great children.

"Then shall I go?" Qin Feng looked at Li Zihang and replied.

It can be seen that Qin Feng must be in a very good mood at this time, and he feels as if he is riding the wind and riding a horse's feet.

It's like a young man who has been single for twenty years suddenly discovers, eh? My hard-working hands can actually be used in such a wonderful way.

Li Zihang came to the door, closed and locked the dormitory door, then turned his head and looked at Qin Feng fiercely.

"Want to leave? Wash your ass quickly and honestly explain to your brothers what you did today!"

"Yes, if you don't explain it properly, I, Brother Hang, will poke you directly!" Xin Haoyang on the side agreed.

The corners of Li Zihang's eyes twitched slightly and he glared at Xin Haoyang: "Why the hell don't you do it yourself?"

Xin Haoyang looked at Li Zihang, then glanced at Qin Feng quietly, and said with some embarrassment: "Well... I'm afraid of getting dirty."

Li Zihang: "..."

Qin Feng: "..."

I have already washed myself clean, but you still think I am dirty.

Xu Pingan on the side calmly distanced himself from his good brothers.

This dormitory is really terrible, and their sister Pei's bed is safer.

Still warm.

Still smells good.

Two minutes later, three good brothers surrounded another good brother in the middle...

"We had a meal, watched a movie, and went to the night market." Qin Feng looked at the three good brothers surrounding him and said concisely.

"That's it?" Li Zihang looked at Qin Feng and said unhappily, as if it was over before he even opened the browser.

"Well, that's it." Qin Feng nodded and replied.

"What about the process?" Li Zihang asked.

"One hundred thousand words are omitted here." Qin Feng replied.

Li Zihang glanced at Qin Feng, "I regard you as a brother, but you actually sent me a telegram."

"One hundred thousand words? Doesn't that mean I even have children!" Xin Haoyang on the side said with a shocked look on his face when he discovered the blind spot.

Qin Feng: "..."

"Ten words, that's it." Qin Feng said as he looked at his good brother, who seemed to have a handsome face, but was actually the most sullen.

He finally understood why this naughty kid had built up such big muscles.

"Ten words, Brother Feng, you are too fast!" Xin Haoyang said again with a shocked look on his face.

Qin Feng: "..."

Continuing from the previous sentence, because you can be more resistant to beatings when you are beaten.

"So how's it going? Are you holding hands?" Xu Pingan asked.

He really wasn't bragging. When he was dating their teacher Pei, he warmed their teacher Pei's hands for five minutes.

Do you know how he spent these five minutes?

That is a joy that no one without a girlfriend can ever imagine!

"The progress is going well, but we didn't hold hands." Qin Feng replied.

In fact, when he was in the cinema, he wanted to hold his senior sister's hand quietly, but in the end... he was too embarrassed to do so.

"I'm bored, I'm going to take a shower." Xu Pingan said, turned around and walked to the side.

Sure enough, when it comes to falling in love, you have to look at him as a handsome and elegant person, who is chic and suave...

It's so cold in the cinema, but I don't even know how to warm my female companion's hands. It's really stupid...it's so stupid.

Nothing like him, smart and clever.

night.

The smart and smart classmate Xu was lying on his little bed and started a passionate romance with his counselor sister.

Falling in love is generally like this, and there are endless topics to talk about every day.

At the same time, on the other side, Xu Pingan's good brother Qin Feng, also holding his mobile phone, was having a heated fight with his senior sister.

Li Zihang, who was lying on the cold wooden bed, looked at Xu Ping'an opposite him, then at Qin Feng diagonally opposite him, and finally at Xin Haoyang who was on the same side as him, "Xiao Hao, what are you doing?"

He could understand the first two, but what was going on with the latter one who was also holding a mobile phone.

"Oh, Zhong... the squad leader asked me to tell me something." Xin Haoyang replied after finishing a message, raising his head and looking at Li Zihang.

Li Zihang: "..."

His heart was colder than the cold wooden bed under his butt.

At the same time, Xu Pingan, who was opposite him, was keenly aware of his good brother's difficulties, so after replying a message from his counselor sister, he looked at his good brother Li Zihang, who was opposite him, and gave his advice very enthusiastically:

"Lao Li, if you are bored, you can register another account and send yourself messages, so you won't be bored. By the way, remember to change the gender of one of the accounts to female, which will make the chat more interesting. "

Li Zihang's eyes twitched and he was silent for a long time...

"Thank you so much."

"Hey, they are all our brothers, why are you so polite?" Xu Ping'an waved his hand, then picked up his phone and continued his passionate romance with his counselor sister.

Li Zihang glanced at Xu Pingan, then silently took out his mobile phone, opened the search software, and typed a line in the search box: Detective...

Eh? Why do you feel a little chilly on your back?

Xu Pingan raised his head and looked around the dormitory. Could it be that he had done too many good things?

In the early morning, Xu Ping'an was awakened by the pain, perhaps because he had done too many good deeds.

Severe pain in the right lower abdomen.

Damn it, he will never do good deeds again.

Based on his few rebirth experiences, Xu Ping'an guessed that... he must have appendicitis, which was relatively urgent.

But counting these days, he should have contracted acute appendicitis in the second semester of his freshman year. Could it be because he was in a relationship, which made his appendix jealous, and then he couldn't help it and got infected?

In fact, before he went to bed, he felt vaguely uncomfortable in his stomach and felt a little bloated, but at that time he thought it was simply a matter of eating too much and having indigestion, so he didn't take it seriously.

If I think about it now...

School doctor! help me!

It was impossible for the school doctor to be the school nurse. It was so late at night, and the school doctor should have gone home and slept.

and so……

baby! help me!

Don't ask who the baby is, her surname is Pei.

But the baby is not a doctor, so he probably can't save him. Besides, it's so late, the baby is already asleep, and he can't bear to wake the baby up.

and so……

Brother! Save me!

By the moonlight outside the window, Xu Pingan looked at the snorers, the chirpers, and the one who was motionless and silent, as if...

Forget it, let’s make ends meet.

Xu Pingan endured the pain in his abdomen and slowly climbed up from the bed, then slowly went down the small ladder...

"Brother An, are you going to the bathroom?" A faint voice sounded from the quiet dormitory.

Xu Pingan's hands shook and he almost fell off the ladder.

"Hiss... you're not sleeping." Xu Pingan turned his head to look at Xin Haoyang, said angrily, and then slowly got out of bed.

No wonder he didn't move or make a sound. It turned out that he was just pretending to be a corpse.

"I have a little insomnia." Xin Haoyang replied, and then seeing Xu Ping'an coughing and holding his stomach, he asked with concern: "Brother An, do you have a stomachache?"

Xu Pingan did not answer, but directly waved his hand and said very coolly: "It's just right for insomnia. Let's go, I will take you to the hospital to see a beautiful nurse!"

"Hiss...it really hurts."