Under One Person: Lifting the Ball to Soar

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Chapter 56 I'll sacrifice myself to be your grandfather

"Cry? I, Ma Xianhong, bleed but don't shed tears. I never cry!"

Old Ma looked at Lv Piao's inexplicable expectant eyes, and a bad premonition arose spontaneously...

Lu Piao said as a matter of course:

"You have to show your sincerity, otherwise how can you impress Granny Jinfeng?"

Ma Xianhong's eyes widened:

"I can give my mother-in-law a magic weapon, or give her some of your spiritual fruits. What does sincerity have to do with crying!"

"I didn't realize you were such a materialistic person. Granny Jinfeng is old and doesn't care about material things anymore..."

Lu Piao was not optimistic about Lao Ma's idea at first, but then he thought it was not impossible, so he said creatively:

"Maybe you can put together a Wu Gen Sheng figurine..."

Ma Xianhong: "..."

Lu Piao thought this idea was very promising:

"I want a life-size one... By the way, do you know how to install an electric motor on a Shinki doll?"

As he spoke, he twisted his waist, indicating that you need to make the equipment there move...

Ma Xianhong slapped his forehead and said, "Granny Jinfeng will kill me!"

Lu Piao was very surprised:

"How could that be? No one in this world can resist a life-size action figure! Especially one with electric devices!"

Ma Xianhong said without a doubt:

"Stop talking nonsense, I refuse. Don't ask why, it's because I want to save face!"

Lv Piao felt very sorry that Lao Ma refused to enter the adult products field. With a feeling of loss, he continued the previous topic:

"Then let's study how to cry. The crying child gets the milk. Tears are the most powerful weapon to move people. Didn't someone say that Liu Bei cried to gain his kingdom?

When you see Granny Jinfeng, you start crying, crying until your nose is full of snot bubbles. The old lady hates to see the tears of a fool..."

In order to strengthen the credibility of his words, Lu Piao went to the computer and opened several videos.

In recent years, various foreign talent shows have been extremely popular on the Internet.

The contestants in this era all use the same template to give their speeches on stage. Although no one in China is doing this kind of program yet, it will be soon. Lu Piao plans to let Lao Ma be a pioneer.

The young men and women pointed at the screen and cried bitterly, describing how hard they worked and how their parents sold their houses and blood to support their dreams:

"Look, you're all about the same age. When the time comes, you can also play the victim, just like these contestants used their stupid performances to fool the stupid audience. You will definitely be able to handle Granny Jinfeng!"

Old Ma was completely numb and said woodenly:

"Brother Lu, thank you for your concern. It is impossible to contact Granny Jinfeng privately in the current situation. I think we should find another way."

Lv Piao took on a lot of responsibilities:

"Don't worry, I promise to let you two meet, there will be no problem!"

Ma Xianhong shook his head violently:

"I don't have the acting skills, I can't perform!"

Lü Piao, a good teacher and helpful friend, encouraged:

"No one is born knowing how to act. It's all acquired through practice. I will help you hone your acting skills."

Ma Xianhong: "How do you practice with me?"

Lu Piao stood there with confidence and waved his hand proudly:

"Come, kneel before me and treat me as your grandfather."

Ma Xianhong was stunned, wondering what this guy was up to!

Lü Piao automatically assumed the role of director and explained the play to Lao Ma:

"Your situation is suitable for experiential acting, where you can put your own feelings and experiences into the role. Your setting is that of a lost child who wants to go home.

You are young and mentally retarded. In the most precious youth of one's life, you have taken a thief as your sister. You have been brainwashed and played around with by a black-hearted bad woman's PUA. You have been trained like a little puppy, running wildly on the road of stupidity without knowing it.

Now that he has come to his senses, he wishes he could just find a piece of tofu and kill himself. Although he is a middle school boy experiencing social death, he still has to go on with his life...

Oh, when I think of you, I was so embarrassed that I used the soles of my feet to dig out a two-bedroom, one-living-room apartment, and I couldn't wait to invite you to move in!

How about it? After my instigation, do you feel particularly aggrieved and want to cry? Do you feel like empathizing with me all of a sudden? "

Veins on Lao Ma's forehead were bulging. Not only did he feel very aggrieved and wanted to cry, he also really wanted to beat someone up!

"Why are you my grandfather?"

Lu Piao sighed. It was hard to lead a young man. He always looked up to others. He patiently advised him:

"It's all about acting. Can you see which actor is picky about his father? Young people should be down-to-earth and not aim too high. How can you act like a big shot before you even debut?

Come on, kneel down and call me grandpa."

Ma Xianhong said angrily:

"I can't relate to you. My grandfather doesn't look like you!"

Lu Piao is quick to follow the advice:

"Oh, then just treat me as your great grandfather."

Ma Xianhong was even angrier:

"I didn't look like you when I was a great master!"

Lu Piao felt that he was really kind, always accommodating his friend's difficulties and thinking about his friend, so he had no choice but to give in again:

"Then I'll be your ancestor. You've never seen your ancestor, have you?"

Ma Xianhong went crazy:

"I'm not an actor, I don't act!"

Lu Piao put on a serious face and said tirelessly:

"What's wrong with being an actor? How dare you look down on an actor?

Old Ma, you can't be discriminatory towards people. Being discriminatory is called snobbery!

Whether an actor is acting or a weapon refiner is refining weapons, it is all a form of life practice.

Kneeling down and calling your ancestors is also a form of spiritual practice. I am sacrificing myself to help you practice spiritual practice."

Ma Xianhong collapsed:

"Do you really want me to kneel down and call you grandpa?"

Lu Piao nodded and said with sympathy to Lao Ma:

"Grandpa, great-grandpa, or ancestor, pick one, it's up to you, I don't care!"

Ma Xianhong cursed:

"Fuck! I care! I look so cheap, do I need a grandpa? Even if I can see Granny Jinfeng playing her old man, I don't need you to be my grandpa!"

Lu Piao explained sincerely:

"Old Ma, listen to me... I'm not taking advantage of you. I'm trying to improve your acting skills to a smooth and touching level, because the operation of letting you meet with Granny Jinfeng in secret is like this..."

After the explanation, Ma Xianhong's face turned pale and blue, and he felt a fierce conflict in his heart. Finally, he knelt on the ground with his head held high:

"Grandpa! I am your little grandson..."

Lu Piao shook his head in disdain:

"No, you, Ma Xianhong, are not my grandson. You are so dry and emotionless. You don't deserve my love at all. Pay attention to your emotions and your tone. Try again!"

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That night, there were no stars or moon, the night was dark and the wind was strong.

Lü Piao accompanied Lao Ma for two days of acting, and he was really tired of being a grandfather... ahem, in Lü Piao's words, there is little room for improvement in his acting skills:

"Are you ready, onions or eye drops?"

Ma Xianhong held an onion in one hand and eye drops in the other, and thought about it for a while, then said:

"Use onions. The eye drops will dry up in a few minutes..."

Lu Piao was very stubborn and said:

"You are slow to get into the role, forget your lines, can't express yourself well, and even don't have a proper attitude and you always stop acting. You have no talent!

I haven't been playing games for the past two days and have been acting with you. What did I do wrong to deserve you calling me grandpa in such an eye-catching way?

Old Ma, you disappoint me so much! "

Ma Xianhong was so angry that he crushed the onion and said angrily:

"Next time you'll be the grandson and I'll be the grandfather, and see if my acting skills are any good!"

Lu Piao sneered:

"You wish! You, a lousy actor like you, still want to work with me?"

Ma Xianhong rubbed onions into his eyes with a dark face, and his eyes were instantly filled with tears, as if he was crying out of anger...

Lu Piao: "Pay attention to brewing feelings, are you ready?"

Ma Xianhong nodded with red eyes.

"I'm going now..."

The time to test the results has come. Lv Piao looks serious and counts down before the start of filming, just as he had practiced in the past two days:

"3, 2, 1...A!"

[Lü Piao]'s eyes suddenly became blank. He first looked around in astonishment, and finally looked at Ma Xianhong in front of him in confusion.