Lü Piao said as a matter of course:
"What are you talking about? Have you forgotten that I am an alchemist?"
Ma Xianhong touched the Shenwei Dan on his forehead and said anxiously:
"I know Brother Lu said you are an alchemist...but what is the relationship between alchemy and the mechanism?"
Lu Piao began to deceive people shamelessly:
"Just like you said, everything in the world is a tool refined by nature. Humans are tools, and tools are also humans.
Therefore, elixir can be taken by humans and by objects!
My scientific alchemy has reached the highest level of alchemy. The pills I make can not only nourish people and small animals, but even tables, chairs, benches, mice and computers!
You may not understand, but I often use elixir on my models, and use holy water and divine water to correct joints and touch up the paint.
It makes the toy feel more comfortable and more beautiful, and the effect is very good! ”
Ma Xianhong's expression began to twist. He didn't know where to start complaining:
"I really can't understand, what is that holy water?"
Lü Piao said with disdain:
"You call yourself a craftsman, but you don't even know that holy water is 502!"
Ma Xianhong couldn't hold it anymore and asked loudly:
"What is the holy water?!"
Lu Piao spread his hands:
"The holy water is of course the elixir I made."
Lao Ma has many questions to ask about this so-called "holy water", but what he is most concerned about is:
"If it's 'Dan', why is it called 'Shui'?"
Lu Piao's disdain grew even stronger, as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person:
"You don't really think that a substance without any activity can be eaten, right? Of course it needs to be applied with liquid. How come you don't understand such a simple principle?"
Lao Ma collapsed: "Aren't you an alchemist?"
"Old Ma, you are obsessed again!" Lu Piao felt that Ma Xianhong was really a stubborn person. This child had no spirituality:
"Why do you keep getting hung up on this question? I've told you so many times that I'm making an elixir scientifically. Do you really have to freeze the 'water' into a 'ball' before you admit that it's an 'elixir'?"
Ma Xianhong: "..."
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Chapter 50: Stupid Relatives
Ma Xianhong handed a reconnaissance flying insect to Lu Piao with great hesitation.
Lu Piao held the delicate and small mechanism in the palm of his hand and examined it carefully.
The flying insect looks like it is made of rivets and screws, with a dragonfly head and a mosquito body spliced together, six legs like steel needles, and a pair of red eyes like small light bulbs. It looks weird and has a bit of wasteland punk style.
Lu Piao's expression became more and more solemn, as if he had encountered some unsolvable problem. After studying for a long time, he finally solemnly refused:
"no!"
"what happened?"
Although Ma Xianhong still expressed doubts about Lu Piao's nonsense, he was very confident in his work and did not really believe in the nonsense about "using pills" to feed the mechanical flying insects.
But he didn't believe that there was any similar mechanism that was stronger than his flying insects. If his own didn't work, who else could?
Unexpectedly, Lu Piao said with disgust: "Too ugly!"
Ma Xianhong snatched the flying insect unhappily. He suspected that this guy was playing tricks on him again!
Lu Piao asked confidently: "Make me a nice one."
Lao Ma was reluctant. He felt that this was unreasonable. "Why?"
Lü Piao started to talk nonsense with Lao Ma again:
“Whether a person is strong or weak, foolish or wise, it is impossible to judge by appearance. As the saying goes, you can’t judge a book by its cover.
But the opposite is true for objects, especially mechanical creations. The more beautiful they are, the more powerful their performance is. Look at those modern weapons.
Even if you know nothing about military weapons, you can still more accurately judge which one has better performance and higher technical content based on the different appearances of weapons of the same type.
The more handsome he is, the more awesome he is!
I said that if you can't improve your beauty, no matter how skilled you are, you will only be a third-rate craftsman. I am not kidding you!
Look at those grand natural disasters, tsunamis, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, they are all magnificent sights.
People know beauty and ugliness, and the world also knows beauty and ugliness. Often, the more delicious the fruits, the more tempting they look; the more dangerous the beasts, the more majestic and handsome they look; and the more weapons conform to human aesthetics, the more terrifying their lethality.
The Tao has no end, but human power is limited. Even if you are proficient in refining weapons, you have basically reached the end, right?
Think about what you are lacking. Do I need to tell you how to proceed if you want to make further progress?
Beauty and strength often complement each other, which is the magic of the creation of heaven and earth. So it is not that I insist on asking you to work hard on beauty, but the way of heaven requires you to do so!"
Lao Ma felt like something was wrong, but he was still fooled. He was particularly fooled by the "fate of heaven and earth" trick.
If you think about it carefully, all things are created by heaven and earth. Human beings, as the spirit of all things, are the beings who understand the way of heaven the best. The more extreme people's pursuit of beauty is, the more it conforms to the perfect creation under the way of heaven...
Brother Lu’s theory of “the unity of beauty and power” might really be the truth!
Could it be that pursuing beauty is a clear path to practicing and refining weapons?
The old horse fell into a state of confusion...
The aliens have always been pragmatic, and there are many seniors in the circle who wear tattered clothes and whose fashion sense is decades behind the times.
Even hatred makes young people like Lao Ma love the old-fashioned outfit of cloth shoes and jackets.
Although Lv Piao’s previous argument that “being strong is temporary, being handsome is lifelong” was accepted, it was only used to broaden my horizons and expand my thinking, and to draw inferences from one instance to another. …
If sufficient conditions are available, the more beautiful the objects made, the better. However, when it comes to critical situations, the main choice is to use rough and practical objects.
But now this idea has completely changed...
"It seems that I have put the cart before the horse. I should pursue appearance first and then consider practicality. This is the right way to refine weapons!"
Lao Ma stroked his chin and thought seriously. This guy was completely fooled...
Lu Piao smiled happily:
"Old Ma, you finally got it. Congratulations! I've always felt that you are very spiritual. You will become a great master of weapon refining in the future!"
"Thank you, Brother Lu, for your kind words, but..." But Ma Xianhong began to worry again:
"I've never been good at styling design. I'm afraid I don't have any talent for it..."
"It's okay, you can learn from it..."
As Lu Piao spoke, he took out his mobile phone, which luckily happened to be connected to the Internet. He chose a picture of a phoenix in the style of a web game, which was colorful, gorgeous, and extremely exaggerated.
Pointing to the picture, he said excitedly:
"Your new investigative agency will do just that!"
Ma Xianhong showed an embarrassment. Not to mention how long it would take him to figure out all the details on this thing, its huge size and glowing features made it too stupid to be used as an investigation mechanism...
Lao Ma and Lu Piao bargained and finally chose a butterfly as the object of counterfeiting...
Two days later.
Ma Xianhong handed the mechanical butterfly to Lu Piao, but he always felt unsure.
The most direct way to improve a magical weapon is to refine it using more precious materials and one's own Qi through the means of refining equipment. The so-called using elixirs to refine the mechanism is simply too absurd.
"Brother Lu, what should we do next?"
Lu Piao held the Butterfly in one hand and a bottle of Fanta in the other, and gulped it down into his mouth, finishing the carbonated drink Fanta in one breath.
He drank too fast and almost choked, and burped. Lu Piao said:
"I'll go get it...ah, I'll go and refine the holy water!"
"What are you going to do, Brother Lu?"
Ma Xianhong was just about to sort out the tools for making the butterfly mechanism, but when he turned around, Lü Piaoren had disappeared from the tent. He hurriedly used his alien senses, but still could not find any trace of him...
……
Not only is the moon in the fairy world rounder, but even the air is sweeter.
Well... this is a sentence often said by children in Shenzhou Yiren. The environment here is indeed more suitable for living. After all, it was specially fine-tuned by Lu Piao.
But in the final analysis, it is just a barbaric world, which is far inferior to the modern industrial age with abundant material resources!
You have to know that even in ancient times, emperors were far inferior to ordinary people in modern society in terms of food and housing.
Industrial junk food with a little bit of monosodium glutamate added to it would have been an unimaginable delicacy in ancient times.
The so-called wild game is even more ridiculous. The meat here is not only rare but also contains countless parasites.
The meat, eggs and milk produced in factory farms, which are often criticized by modern people, are much healthier and more hygienic than the so-called pure natural game.
As for the living environment, there is no running water, no sewers, no air conditioning and heating, and no various entertainment methods in modern society...
In addition to the huge gap in material life, there is an extreme lack of spiritual life, and there is absolutely no decent form of entertainment!
Many people always yearn to travel through time to ancient times and other worlds. In fact, even if one really becomes a superior person in such a backward environment, apart from the spiritual pleasure brought by class status, the real enjoyment is probably far less than that of social animals in modern society.
Therefore, Lu Piao never quite understood why the Lu family members back then did not enjoy the convenience and comfort brought by human wisdom and modern technology, but risked their lives to come here to become wilderness pioneers.
It was out of kindness that he proposed to only allow people over 70 to come. After all, when the deadline was approaching, entering the fairy world to prolong life was nothing compared to enduring the hardships of primitive society to survive.
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Chapter 51 Kirin
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