Under One Person: Lifting the Ball to Soar

Get rich: [Don’t go…]

Ruyi: [I won’t leave…]

Get rich: [gamble and curse...]

Ruyi: [Pull the hook…]

……

The singing of these two birds is absolutely amazing!

One bird sings the lyrics while another bird sings the accompaniment with precisely tuned bird calls. The clear and pleasant children's voices and the wonderful and beautiful background music make the combination of lyrics and music both brainwashing and magical.

The lingering sound is melodious and graceful, like a clear spring flowing straight into people's hearts!

But even if it is natural music, if you sing it through your ear holes, it will be like magic sound filling your brain!

Lu Piao rolled up the quilt on his body and rolled off the bed. He rolled again and rolled under the bed...

The two birds were relentless, and without Xiao Huan's instructions, they fluttered their wings and crawled under the bed, chasing after the Immortal King and showing off their bird throats...

The talent show of the two birds was a great success, causing tons of output to Lu Piao's eardrums. He had no choice but to crawl out from under the bed and go to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth without saying a word.

If you keep doing this you will become deaf!

Ruyi Facai came out from under the bed, singing a song while moving his legs vigorously, taking a few steps to start running, spreading his wings and leaping, and flew to the ear of the Immortal Lord in pursuit. …

"Come back with luck and fortune!"

Xiao Huan called a halt to the unnecessary pursuit of the two birds.

Ruyi Facai in mid-air turned and landed on Xiao Huan's shoulder. Its small body curled up into a ball and swayed to the beat, continuing to sing with abandon...

……

After Lu Piao finished taking care of himself, he came to the living room, and Xiao Huan diligently brought the food to the table.

Ruyi Fa Cai was squatting on the dining table. The two birds had just finished singing "Don't Go". After a few words, they reached a consensus and decided to sing "Above the Moon" next. Then they started arguing about who would sing the verse and who would sing the rap.

Ruyi Facai and others all want to sing the main song, because with their unclear pronunciation, rap is really difficult for them...

Lu Piao picked up a small flower roll and stuffed it into his mouth. He took a bite of the scallion and tofu and said pickily, "Didn't we say we can have hot pot?"

After finishing her work in the kitchen, Xiao Huan sat opposite the third brother and advised him like coaxing a child:

"Although it's already this late, what you're eating should really be called breakfast, and you can eat hot pot for breakfast...

Third brother, your living habits are so bad, you should pay more attention to your diet. Can I make you hotpot tonight?"

Lu Piao: "Okay, tell me what you want to ask, but don't expect too much, I don't know anything serious."

Xiao Huan: "Third brother, please tell me about the fairy world."

Lu Piao: "Don't you go there every year? Why are you asking me?"

The third brother is not the great grandfather, so Xiao Huan asked directly: "What is there outside the Lu family's 800-li clan territory?"

"Cough cough cough~Who told you that?" Lu Piao was so shocked that he choked!

Xiao Huan and the third brother never knew how to be polite, so they pressed on, "You answer first!"

Lu Piao glanced at Ruyi Facai who was singing at the table, and asked, "You must have asked these two idiots, what did the little guys say?"

Xiao Huan: "What do you care what Ruyi Facai said? You answer me first, Third Brother!"

Lu Piao pondered for a moment, and said thoughtfully: "I want to know the little contracted spirit beast's thoughts first, and then answer you according to the situation."

Xiao Huan looked at him with empty eyes: "Third brother, are you sick?"

Lu Piao was depressed: "Xiao Huan, why are you scolding me?"

"Look at what you just said!" Xiao Huan put on a deep face and imitated Lu Piao's tone and expression vividly: "I will answer you according to the situation..."

The girl asked confidently: "Is this your style?"

Why are you being so mysterious? What's the point of being so aloof? Please just stay true to your silly nature!

Lu Piao had no choice but to act in his normal state.

Then, in Xiao Huan's eyes, the third brother said to her foolishly as usual: "What did Ruyi Fa Cai tell you? If you don't tell me, I won't tell you!"

……

The little girl thought that Lu Piao was pretending to be profound, but in fact he was not being mysterious.

Xiao Huan wanted to know from his third brother what was eight hundred miles away.

But for Lu Piao, who holds the power of creation, he can get whatever he wants within eight hundred miles!

How do you let him answer this?

He sincerely wanted to hear the opinions of the little spirit beasts, and decide whether to reopen the evolution of heaven and earth by the elements of earth, water, fire and wind, and adjust the laws of the fairy world...

I can only say that when it comes to prestige, Lu Piao is really like Schrödinger. When he is being stupid, others think he is awesome. When he is being awesome, others think he is being stupid...

Xiao Huan tapped Ruyi Facai's little head with her fingers, which was equivalent to pressing the pause button, and the melodious singing came to an abrupt end.

Xiao Huan: "Did you hear what Third Brother said?"

Fa Cai: "Well, the Immortal Lord said Ruyi is an idiot, Fa Cai thinks the Immortal Lord is right!"

Ruyi: "It's stupid to get rich! The Immortal King asked the Fairy why she said he was a oil cake. Ruyi felt that the Fairy was right, the Immortal King was a oil cake!"

Xiao Huan slapped his forehead speechlessly: "Tell Brother San what you told me before again!"

Get rich: “…”

As one wishes:"……"

Xiao Huan urged loudly: "Hurry up and tell me!"

Ruyi: "Well... there is one thing I'd like to let the fairy know..."

Fa Cai: "What did Fa Cai say to the fairy before?"

……

After Xiao Huan used a great memory restoration technique on his birds, the two little ones reported to Lu Piao while combing their messy feathers.

Get rich: "When I was a kid, I heard some of my friends say: There is a group of hairless monkeys on the other side of the mountain and the water!"

Ruyi rushed over, flapped his wings and slapped Facai in the face!

Ruyi: "Those are not monkeys! They are the tribesmen of the Immortal Lord and the Fairy!"

Xiao Huan said impatiently, "Get to the point! If you keep on talking, my math homework for this month will be yours!"

The two birds were so scared that they fluttered into Lu Piao's arms, chirped a few times, and then calmed down.

Ruyi: "Mom told Ruyi that there are big monsters in the outside world!"

Fa Cai: "Mom said if you run too far, Fa Cai will turn into a big monster!"

Lu Piao: “…”

Xiao Huan: “…”

Lu Piao: "And then?"

Get rich: “Gone!”

Ruyi: “The more you talk, the more mistakes you make!”

Lu Piao looked at the two birds, then looked at Xiao Huan for help.

Xiao Huan slapped his forehead again in silence and said helplessly: "Let me tell the story..."

……

Before Ruyi and Facai followed Xiaohuan, they lived in Yueyue Mountain, where Pengque lived.

That year they were still two tiny birds. They wanted to fly but could not fly high. Their activities were only around Yueyue Mountain.

The intelligence of the spiritual beasts in the fairy world is not inferior to that of humans. No matter what category the beasts are in, they are generally very social. The Pengque of Yueyue Mountain is so amazing that they have set up a school.

The old birds impart knowledge to the young birds at regular intervals and locations...

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Chapter 21 One hundred times!

The way a bird educates its young is pretty much the same as how humans raise their babies, using a combination of coaxing, scaring and telling lies. They will tell any nonsense as long as they can trick the young into not crying or making a fuss.

You were picked up from the garbage dump by your parents;

If you don't go to sleep, you will be captured by the old witch;

There are beggars out there who will kidnap you;

……

Similar rhetoric also filled Ruyi Facai's childhood memories. Given the IQ of these two idiots, they naturally believed in it.

It was not until he was brought back to the human world by Lu Piao and received education from Xiao Huanai and his three views were corrected that he became a relatively normal person.

After watching the sunrise with Lu Ci this morning, Xiao Huan immediately went to Ruyi Facai to inquire about the inside story of the fairy world eight hundred miles away.

The two birds were talking, and Xiao Huan really experienced what it meant to be shrouded in mist, confusing, absurd, bizarre, and indescribable...

The description of Ruyi Fa Cai in a hundred miles away was extremely ridiculous, and the two birds even admitted with certainty and pride that they were just talking nonsense.

The two birds said that we were only responsible for retelling the story and could not guarantee its authenticity. Those contents were made up by the bird father, bird mother and bird teacher to scare the bird because they were afraid that the bird would fly around or get lost.

Now we have become smart big birds and will not be fooled by such nonsense used to coax little birds!

Xiao Huan recalled the promise made by her grandfather to find Ruyi to make a fortune and asked...

Well! What does it mean to ask the blind for advice?

This is really like the little fairy meeting a blind sparrow!

Xiao Huan looked at the two stupid birds with great pity, thinking that his family's prosperity was not worthy of the trust placed in them by his great grandfather.

The image of Lu Ci that he had just established in the girl's heart as a wise, shrewd, well-planned, and meticulous person was ruined by the chirping of these two birds...