Under One Person: Lifting the Ball to Soar

[White Horse and Silver Spear]: I just want to ask, Master Meng, are you still here...

【The Empress】: It's over! It's over! Master Meng hasn't shown up for a long time. He was driven away by you idiots!

[Electric T Hot Anchor]: Master Meng, I apologize to you, please come back, we need your guidance!

[Sting you]: @Chunchun big cow horse, please go eat shit.

[Pure Bull]: I am not, I did not, don't talk nonsense! Master Meng said to forgive my ignorance and I don't need to eat shit! I will change my reply right now to express all my sincere praise for Master Meng!

【振你】：I also changed my reply...

[White Horse and Silver Spear]: Upstairs +1

【Electric T hot anchor】: +1

【The Empress】：+1

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Chapter 7 "Master Meng's Comments on the Jiashen Rebellion"

The strange netizens in the post clamored for Master Meng to return as a king to save their thriving desire for knowledge and curiosity.

The instigator was criticized as an emo and escaped from reality by lying on the soft big bed to watch TV series.

In another room, two little sparrows received comic memories shared by their own fairy. They jumped, scratched, and pecked wildly on the drawing board, leaving afterimages!

On average, one page of the comic strip is completed in less than a minute, which is a terrifying efficiency. Then Xiao Huan refers to the content of the third brother's post and adds his own "cordial greetings" to complete the dubbing of the comic strip.

The three little ones cooperated seamlessly, determined to light a fire and let the flames burn fiercely, vowing to become the nuclear peace messengers of the alien world!

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It's a brand new day, the sun in the sky is already the afternoon sun, and it rises again at noon.

The boy slept soundly and did not get up until he felt hungry.

This time he did not forget to wash himself. After taking care of his personal hygiene, he went to the kitchen, opened the still hot steamer, and the fragrant food came into view.

Xiao Huan prepared the meals in advance based on her third brother's daily routine. At the same time, she also took time out of her busy schedule to clean the house and make it look brand new!

I was in the living room and could vaguely hear Xiao Huan dubbing in the north room with the door closed.

Even though what the young man did was extremely immoral, he still had some dignity and felt somewhat ashamed for doing such an immoral and outrageous thing as forcing child laborers to work for him all night.

He secretly resolved to spend some time to find some delicious fruits to bring back next time he went [there]. Xiao Huan and her two little sparrows were both growing up and needed some nourishment.

Give me a jade pendant, and I will give you a papaya in return. What a magnanimous attitude!

After having an afternoon breakfast, the well-fed teenager pushed open the door and entered the north room. He saw Ruyi Facai slumped over the drawing board like two dead birds sleeping soundly, while Xiao Huan was making the final adjustments with a pair of dark circles under his eyes.

Although the girl's complexion was not particularly good, she was very excited. She was very happy to see the third brother. She reported her work with her hoarse and painful vocal cords after a night of super-intensive dubbing work: "Third brother has finished, would you like to take a look?"

"So fast!" The boy was shocked by Xiao Huan's speed and fighting spirit. You know, the original material of "As Everyone Knows, There Are 9 Eight Wonderful Skills" is more than words!

“Well, I just briefly mentioned what happened back then, and added text bubbles on the draft. If you want to understand the plot, you can pause and read it yourself.

The main focus is on the part that you complain about, in order to create a "fragrant and charming" work that will be "unforgettable" for those who have seen it.

It’s me, Xiao Huan!

Adding a little bit of your own understanding makes the persuasiveness stronger and more powerful, and makes it easier for people to resonate emotionally.

Ruyi and Facai also provided some very constructive ideas in terms of content.

Based on your post, I have reorganized and summarized it in a biographical way, divided into three parts, each 90 minutes long, namely:

"The Confused and Dazed Quan Xing Er Bei", "The Great Enemy of Thirty-Six Thieves", "Wish You Return to the West of the Famous Sect" - the three parts of the return to the origin are collectively called "Dream Master's Comments on the Jiashen Rebellion"! "

"Good! Well done! Although I don't quite understand what you said, that's not a problem. I just know Xiao Huan is the best! ...

Quickly upload it to the internet, arrange for it to be on Edamame, Showku, Dosou, Feitui, Gulugulu, Metube, Duite and Facelook, and broadcast it simultaneously on mainstream websites at home and abroad!

Oh, and don’t forget to leave the last step of clicking “Publish” to me!”

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The alien world in 2011 was like a chicken coop. Some idiot had just thrown a grenade into it, and then a little girl who was eager to create chaos and her two little sparrows rushed in with Gatling guns and fired a volley of bullets!

When the San values ​​of the aliens dropped wildly due to the "Dream Master's Jiashen Rebellion" and began to doubt their lives and fell into chaos, the instigator in a house in a remote village...

There was some clanging in the kitchen. After Xiao Huan prepared a midnight snack for her third brother, she was about to say goodbye.

The young man lay flat on the sofa in the living room, holding his mobile phone with his brows furrowed, a look of suspicion and surprise written all over his face.

"Third brother, what's wrong?"

Looking at the netizens who were all flattering him in the post, the boy said solemnly, "Xiao Huan, I seem to have lost my memory. I clearly remember that all these people in the building were cursing at me yesterday..."

Seeing that Third Brother had no intention of doing anything naughty and was just acting silly, Xiao Huan felt relieved and yawned. The Ruyi Fa Cai bird on his head was listlessly nodding its head and dozing off.

"I'll come and cook for you tomorrow. Do you want anything to eat?"

“Chongqing hotpot!”

"Eating spicy food is bad for your health. I'll make you hotpot tomorrow. I'm leaving, Third Brother. You have to take care of yourself."

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[Sting You]: Master Meng hasn’t come back yet?

[I'm getting fat just for you]: You guys are such a bunch of idiots, look at how much evil you've done! Master Meng was so angry that he published "Master Meng's Comments on the Jiashen Rebellion", the intensity of that post is simply incomparable to this one! I'm worried that the seniors back then would be so angry that they would die after reading it!

[Not Seeing Tomorrow’s Sun]: I am truly grateful for my predecessors who passed away early, as they do not have to face Master Meng’s “Wishing You a Happy Return to the Famous Sects”. Fortunately, my great-grandfather is old and knows nothing about the Internet.

Several of my masters united together and @all Wudang disciples in the group. Whoever leaked the secret to let the Grand Master know about Master Meng would be a traitor who must be killed by everyone in Wudang. They would join forces to set up the Zhenwu Seven Star Formation and use Tai Chi to blast the leaker who harmed the Grand Master to pieces!

[Hot TV Anchor]: @[I’m getting fat just for you], fat man, don’t pretend, as if you are so innocent!

[Sting You]: Master Meng is being so critical of the old seniors here, isn’t he a bit ignorant of the current situation...

[Pure Bull]: You are an idiot! You dare to say that Master Meng is ignorant of current affairs? Let me tell you! Master Meng is my father without blood relationship! If you dare to slander my father again, I will feed you shit with my own hands!

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The boy vaguely recognized the nickname [Pure Cow Horse] and climbed back to the fifth floor to try to relive that cold memory:

'Dream Master is electricity, Dream Master is light, Dream Master is the only myth, Dream Master is my super star!

Master of Dreams dominates, great cows and horses worship, there is no better way!

The wind and rain are ruthless, but Master Meng is affectionate. I miss Master Meng forever!

The big cow and horse are driven by simple emotions. This state can be called piety to the dream master...'

The thousand-word greasy worship speech gave the boy goosebumps all over his body, and he began to doubt his life:…

"Is there really something wrong with my memory? I seem to remember that these people were scolding me yesterday...

Did I travel to a parallel universe while sleeping where all the aliens kneel down and lick me, the destined whistleblower..."

This guy is stubborn. In his opinion, trolls have always been knights on the keyboard, known for their extreme hostility and aggressiveness on the Internet. They always say things like a big cauldron filled with manure. Facing cold eyes and ridicule, they spew out theories that shatter all worldviews and use the most vicious foul language. They dare to say that they have been to the edge of the sky and know that the world is square, and they dare to say that they have tasted all kinds of flavors and know that feces is fragrant!

He didn't even consider that the people who criticized him would correct their mistakes and immediately delete and modify their own replies after the authenticity of the post was confirmed!

"It should be because I watched "The Legend of Zhen Huan" too late last night, and my mind was full of the quarrels between the women in the harem. I thought about it at night and dreamed about it during the day. Then I dreamed about being scolded by someone, which made me confused about the dream and reality...

Yes! That’s right!

So what was my motivation for asking Xiao Huan to do this yesterday?

...That's right! No wonder I always feel like I forgot something..."

The boy suddenly realized: "I haven't seen Xiao Huan's yet!"

I immediately picked up the remote control and turned on the 60-inch LCD screen on the TV wall in the living room. I logged into the website and clicked on it. Xiao Huan's clear, pleasant and energetic voice rang out:

[The most wonderful thing I have heard recently is: People have the freedom to be stupid.

The ancient sages left behind classics that carry wisdom and thoughts, always thinking that the younger generations would not have to be stupid. However, ignorance is like the food we eat, which is digested and regenerated into answers. What's worse, some people even take out of context the grand theories of the classics and create their own weird and absurd rules.

Being an idiot is unfortunate, but not terrible. However, if you find beauty in an idiot's life, admire it, and indulge in it, you will be an idiot forever.

Since ancient times, there has been such an organization of two people in this world, called "Quanxing".

Welcome to watch the first episode of "Master Meng's Comments on the Jiashen Rebellion" - "The Confused and Idiot Quan Xing"! 】

"!"

Lu Piao couldn't help but give Xiao Huan a thumbs up. He was shocked by the first paragraph!

The writing style is plain but refreshing. Even at such a young age, the author has the elegance and grace of a noble and refined person. Just by reading the beginning, you can tell that this is a touching work!

Kids nowadays are amazing!

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Chapter 8 Grandpa really doesn’t blame me, it’s all my third brother’s fault!

[Qingfeng Sanren]: We were rude to Master Meng before. Do we need to upload a photo of us kneeling down to apologize and ask for Master Meng’s forgiveness?

[Piaomiao Xinghen]: I am curious about who was the person who was killed by the young old master's slap. Because it was too shameful to be knocked to the ground by a single blow, Master Meng was kind enough to conceal the identity of that hero.

It was this incident that caused the old Taoist priest to decide to expose Senior Zhang Huaiyi and use Senior Zhang Huaiyi to deal with the old Taoist priest.

Afterwards, Senior Zhang Huaiyi's master untied his knot and gave him the surname Zhang to pass on the Five Thunders Method and become the successor of the Heavenly Master. Only then was he able to get entangled with Senior Wu Gensheng, the leader of Quan Xing. By chance, the thirty-six people in the Twenty-Four Sections of Tongtian Valley formed an oath of brotherhood.

[Will Not See Tomorrow’s Sun]: Didn’t you watch carefully the part where the master trains his apprentice in secret performance?

At that time, the original words that the old Taoist priest said to the old Taoist priest were:

'It's inevitable that the fellow disciples will be vying for success or being jealous and resentful when faced with a monster like you, but we are all like brothers and sisters and have no ill will towards you.

What about the others? Do you think everyone is Zuo Ruotong? Everyone is a member of the Lu family? You used that method to fight people. If it was a disciple from another school, it would not be excessive for us to make enemies with them! '

Master Meng let it slip here that the person who was defeated by the old Taoist priest in one move was Senior Lu Jin!

[Qingfeng Sanren]: Eh! It feels like eating shit while eating melon!

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