Under One Person: Lifting the Ball to Soar

Ruyi: "Your Excellency is right. The aliens back then were all evil-minded!"

Fa Cai: "Those people are bad and stupid, they deserve to be scolded!"

Xiao Huan nodded seriously to show that she felt the same way.

Boy: "I've already said it's not that bad."

Xiao Huan rested her head on the boy's belly and said worriedly, "Third brother, your analysis in the post makes a lot of sense. The aliens of my great grandfather's generation were too outrageous!"

The boy touched the girl's head and explained:

"What a bullshit! I am just pretending to be a reasonable person. I am using the sword of modern people to chop off the head of ancient people!

From a small family business to an aristocratic dynasty, there is always a dark history that makes people feel depressed. Think about the chaos in China during the same period.

In that historical environment, the alien world was already very powerful, and the internal strife like the Jiashen Rebellion was considered clean. We can't expect people to break out of the limitations of history and make every decision selfless, perfect, and far-sighted, right?

Of course, they want to take advantage of the greater good to bully others, but also covet tricks and ignore the overall situation, and want to pretend to be pure when they have a shit in their trouser pocket? In the final analysis, those idiots deserve to be criticized! "…

Xiao Huan thought about it carefully and understood. The third brother has actually always been using the perspective and standpoint of future generations to accuse those strange people of the past of being shortsighted and violating justice and morality. He uses modern values ​​to deny the behavior of those strange people of the past. It's like making fun of the ancients before the Tang Dynasty for not using paper to wipe their butts. This is actually quite unreasonable.

"Then why did you do such a cruel thing to them, Third Brother? In fact, it's not just throwing dirty water, arguing, and blackening them, it's instigating the younger generation to rebel against them!"

"Of course it's to fan the flames and have fun!" the young man answered as a matter of course.

Xiao Huan followed suit and gloated upon hearing this: "Grandpa really shouldn't have confiscated your treasure and caused so much trouble for the entire alien world. Hehe, Third Brother, you are too sinister!"

"Let me see how my dear netizens react!"

The young man rubbed his hands and opened the forum. The bullet had already flown out for a while, and the people who read the post seemed to be interested in replying. He, the destined whistleblower, started to watch the fun!

……

[I deliver express for North China]: How does the OP know about these things?

I didn't expect the first post to be such a soul-searching question. How should I respond to it? I can't just tell the truth and say that I read this in a comic in my previous life, right?

Xiao Huan found that the third brother was in a daze, so he rubbed against the boy's head and watched him chatting with his netizen. Two little sparrows jumped and landed on Xiao Huan's head, and used their claws to ruffle his smooth hair to make it fluffy, and then they used Xiao Huan's head as a nest and lay down comfortably.

One person and two birds watched the third brother reply on the first floor:

[Meng Dashuai]: I dreamed about it.

……

Xiao Huan suddenly realized: "So it was Third Brother who dreamed about it! I thought you traveled through time and saw these with your own eyes!"

The boy was speechless: "How could I possibly do something like that!"

Fa Cai was shocked: "Hey! Can't the Immortal Lord travel through time?"

Ruyi was puzzled: "Well... Immortal Lord, you can obviously let Ruyi stay with my fairy..."

The young man frowned: "What kind of image do you think I have? Don't have any weird expectations of me. I am just a waste!"

……

Second floor:

[White Horse and Silver Spear]: Haha, that sounds quite plausible.

[Meng Dashuai]: It’s true.

Third floor:

【The Empress】: It should be at least 9 words. I haven’t read it carefully. Your title with “eight” and “” doesn’t look like a serious thing. The author of the post has nothing better to do than to make up nonsense.

[Meng Dashuai]: The content is true and correct.

……

The boy: "Forgive the second and third posters. I will definitely come back to lick the posts once their authenticity is proven!"

Xiao Huan: "That's right, Third Brother. If we ignore her now, she will be out of reach in the future!"

……

Fourth floor:

[Sting You]: I have heard some old people mention the Jiashen Rebellion. If I only talked about this rebellion, maybe I could fool a few people. But the OP insisted on making up eight strange skills. I consider myself knowledgeable, but the strange skills described by the OP are too outrageous.

I won’t go into detail about the other seven strange skills. As for the strange arts, our family has a long history. But the Fenghou strange arts here are too ridiculous. It’s obvious that the OP knows nothing about numerology, otherwise he wouldn’t have come up with a strange game that randomly fluctuates the four plates to control the direction of good and bad luck. …

[Marshal Meng]: Fenghou Qimen is indeed a real thing.

……

After the boy replied [Sting You], he actually felt very guilty: "Uh... this guy is quite right. I feel dizzy when doing addition and subtraction of three-digit numbers, not to mention numerology. I don't even know how the three rows of the Bagua are divided..."

Xiao Huan interrupted, "That wretch on the fourth floor is so ignorant that he doesn't even know the Eight Wonders. He even has the audacity to look down on you, Third Brother. Although I know that Third Brother is uneducated, I also know that you are an honest person, because lying requires thinking. How can you be a fraud?"

Young man: "Third brother, thank you for your trust, Xiao Huan! Also, did you know the Eight Wonders before?"

Xiao Huan: "Of course, Third Brother didn't know before he became the King of Heavenly Destiny Whistleblower. It turns out that our family's Soul-Clearing Technique was actually created by Shuang Quan. What on earth was Grandpa thinking, that he turned the clan members into neither human nor ghost for the sake of Soul-Clearing Technique?"

Boy: "That old guy is just stupid."

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Fifth floor:

[Pure Cow Horse]: The OP is a bastard! There are still many seniors born in the year of Jiashen who are still alive. If those highly respected seniors do something worse than pigs and dogs, I will eat shit!

It is because of this bastard who harbors evil intentions and sows discord that he destroys the harmonious and friendly alien world! The OP is a fool##%￥……&……&￥%￥#￥……￥&*&%￥%￥#@! @￥@#%￥%……%&@#@#￥&*……&￥#￥@##%￥! ~##￥ (Omit 800 words of vulgar language……)

……

Xiao Huan turned to look at the third brother and saw that his expression was not particularly natural.

juvenile:"……"

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Chapter 5: Sun-Like Soul

The young man was a little upset by this filthy and dirty big bull horse, but he still patiently explained on the fifth floor:

[Meng Dashuai]: Everything you said about what happened back then is true. I understand that the brothers on the fifth floor have been deceived, but there is no need to eat shit.

As a result, I received a reply reminder just five seconds after posting it. I refreshed the page and saw a long paragraph of Chinese spit after my explanation [Pure cow horse].

The boy suppressed his awkwardness and skipped over the trolls on the fifth floor to continue replying one by one on the floor below.

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Eighth Floor:

[Never See Tomorrow’s Sun]: Brother, you tell a great story, but it’s courting death for you to frame the senior at the top of the alien world in the way you do.

Delete the post and repost a solemn apology. The broad-minded seniors won't take it too seriously... They should spare your life...

And the guy on the fourth floor is right. I also know a little bit about Qimen. Fenghou Qimen is absolutely nonsense. According to the description of the original poster, if the Qimen technique in the circle is an abacus, then Fenghou Qimen is a supercomputer...

Oops! I won’t say any more! I still want to finish reading this post, but my master will kill me if he finds out I’m slacking off! I’m leaving now, and we’ll talk again when we have time!

[Meng Dashuai]: Old Bidens will be angry because what I said is true.

……

Xiao Huan: "Humph, another ignorant and resentful person has appeared on the eighth floor. But I didn't expect that the Eight Wonders are more powerful than I thought. No one in the circle would believe it! Third brother, do you think that Grandpa is really sorry for Senior Duanmu Ying?"

The boy said: "How would I know? I have nothing to do with the clan's mess and I don't want to hear about it. But the old man fought with the devils to avenge his brother.

With the buff of the anti-Japanese hero, and the protection of the power of righteousness, it is unlikely that he would do anything too mean and tasteless. Maybe the old man really had some agreement with Duanmu Ying to let the Lu family inherit the Shuangquan Hand. "

Xiao Huan: "Eh? Third brother, I don't quite understand what you're saying!"

Boy: "Do you know ZZZQ?"

Xiao Huan has a silly and cute look on his face.

Boy: "ZZZQ involves the truth of the universe, the truth of all things in the world, the harmony and unity of the environment, and other mysterious factors... Just listen to me and it will be reliable!"

Xiao Huan: "Third brother, when have you ever been reliable?"

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38th Floor:

[I've gained so much weight just for you]: The poster of this thread couldn't be an outsider who sneaked into the circle. If he had any common sense about refining Qi, he wouldn't have made up such ridiculous skills as the Eight Wonderful Techniques.

There is also that valley that makes people feel energetic, and he also criticized so many big guys in the circle. This is not the way to seek death.

But I have to admit that the story written by the OP and the mystery of ascension during the Jiashen Rebellion are quite impressive.

[Meng Dashuai]: Give me half an hour to enter a state of meditation, and I can still feel the Qi in my body, so I think I deserve to be called a standard extraordinary person.

……

Xiao Huan: "Third brother, can you enter a state of meditation in half an hour?"

Boy: "That's right! If you perform well, you can enter a state of meditation in half an hour!"

Xiao Huan: "What if the performance is not good?"

Boy: "Nuh-huh!"

Xiao Huan: "But if you speak so honestly, people will really think you are an outsider, proving that the content in the post is all lies!"

juvenile:"……"…

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Fifty-first floor:

[Electric T Hot Anchor]: Hahaha! You actually said that it was all a dream... In my opinion, the host should not be called "Meng Dashuai" but "Dream Master"!

Seeing Master Meng replying to each post seriously and slowly, at least I think Master Meng's calm and composed temperament is particularly likable. He is like a five-year-old innocent child who seriously tells other children that his father is an angel with wings!

After working so hard to write so many words, he still slandered the seniors. I really admire Master Meng's artistic imagination and bizarre behavior. There is a sense of absurdity and destruction. Thumbs up for Master Meng!"

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Xiao Huan: "After climbing over fifty floors, I finally met someone who didn't completely deny and laugh at you, Third Brother."