Work of art, this is simply a work of art. "
After a slight pause, Deadpool moved his chair to Deathstroke's side, hugged Deathstroke's neck and preached,
"Slade, I just thought about it.
We are brothers, and we need to get together more to increase our feelings for each other.
Come on, let’s take a group photo first, then you can post it on social software and tell Rose that I am her uncle.
I swear, Ross will fall in love with my uncle, because I am Deadpool. "
"Crack."
Deathstroke patiently took a photo with Deadpool, and then put a spoonful of golden fried rice into his mouth.
The lungs that were about to explode just became soothed by this spoonful of golden fried rice.
The world is delicious!
back kitchen.
Li Jie's system panel showed that he had been recognized by the death knell.
"Congratulations to the host for being recognized by Deathstroke and successfully unlocking 10% of Deathstroke's brain development."
Li Jie's eyes lit up slightly.
Among Deathstroke's many abilities, the most powerful is not his self-healing ability and various assassination abilities, but his brain development.
It is said that Deathstroke's brain development has reached 90%, making him a complete superhuman.
"Wade, I mind if you try the golden fried rice, it will shut you up."
Deadpool waved his hands and said:
"This is impossible, no matter how delicious the food is, it won't make me shut my mouth..."
Deadpool's voice suddenly stopped.
at the same time.
"Congratulations to the host for being recognized by Deadpool and successfully unlocking 10% of Deadpool's self-healing ability."
Not bad.
Li Jie shook his fist excitedly, feeling that he needed a can of beer to celebrate.
“Peter, do you still have the beer you bought last night?
If not, go to the convenience store opposite to buy some. "
Li Jie called Peter Parker over and gave instructions.
Peter Parker was startled for a moment:
"Boss, we have just opened for business now. Are you sure you want to drink at this time?"
"Why is there so much nonsense?
Go as quickly as you can.
Bring these two portions of soup. "
Li Jie scolded lightly.
"Oh fine."
Peter Parker brought out the regular soup.
Deadpool immediately picked up the bowl and drank the soup, then closed his eyes and enjoyed the delicious food.
Peter Parker muttered in his heart:
"It seems that only the food in the Chinese restaurant can make Wade shut his mouth."
After Deadpool and Deathstroke finished their meal, the Chinese restaurant officially started to serve people.
Everyone who enters the Chinese restaurant will cast curious eyes on Deadpool and Deathstroke.
There's no way they can avoid attracting people's attention in their outfits.
Deadpool grabbed Peter Parker who was busy and said with a smile:
"Peter, thank you for lunch.
As a thank you, I know you have encountered some troubles recently, and I can help solve your troubles. "
“Wait, what do you mean my lunch?
Wade, are you trying to default on your debt? "
Peter Parker said warily.
Deadpool patted Peter Parker on the shoulder and said seriously:
"Peter, don't worry about these details.
Where did we just talk?
Oh, yes, the Green Goblin.
How about I help you deal with that bastard?
I usually charge a lot, but this time it’s free. Is it worth the price of a meal? "
Peter Parker has determined that Deadpool is determined to renege on his debt.
If this wasn't a Chinese restaurant and there were so many customers, Peter Parker swore that he would smash his fist into the little bitch Deadpool's face.
But now there was something else that worried him.
"Wade, come with me."
Peter Parker pulled Deadpool out of the Chinese restaurant, pressed him against the wall and preached,
“You are not allowed to meddle in my affairs without my permission.
Especially Harry, you are not allowed to touch him, do you understand? "
“Is the Green Goblin Harry Boy?
I've long seen that that guy is not a good person.
Like you have a son, Norman Osborn is the Green Goblin, Harry is the little..."
Before Deadpool could finish speaking, Peter Parker had his mouth glued shut with spider silk.
Peter Parker knew that he had exposed his mouth just now, so he could only threaten:
"Wade, Harry is my friend, you can't touch him, remember?"
Deadpool, unable to speak, could only nodded.
"Wade, I swear, if you dare to touch Harry behind my back, then I will really chop off your head."
Peter Parker threatened.
Deadpool tilted his head and thought for a moment, as if cutting off his own head would be nothing, so he shrugged indifferently.
Peter Parker was not at ease and pulled off the cobwebs from Deadpool's mouth:
"Wade, you swear you won't touch Harry."
"Peter, I swear, or you'll chop my head off.
Besides, the store is so busy, is it okay for you to stay outside with me all the time? "
Deadpool smiled with a dirty look on his face.
Poisonous oaths were nothing to him, oaths were meant to be broken.
Isn't it just cutting off the head?
What a big deal.
"damn it."
Peter Parker hurried into the Chinese restaurant and began his role as a waiter.
Deathstroke walked out of the Chinese restaurant and lit a cigarette:
"Wade, thank you for lunch.
I still have work to do, so I’ll see you again when I have the chance. "
“Slade, if you have time, invite our families to have dinner together.
My treat. "
Deadpool preached.
Deathstroke pretended not to hear, quickened his pace and walked forward, muttering in his heart:
“Wade, if it weren’t for the delicious food in the Chinese restaurant, I wouldn’t eat with you.
I won't sit there and listen to you nagging! "
Deadpool did not chase the death knell, but walked towards the corner and knocked on the door of the roadside phone booth:
"Hi, Logan."
Wolverine, wearing a hat, sunglasses, windbreaker, and a cigar in his mouth, was startled for a moment:
"Wade, how did you recognize me?"
"You're not the only one with a sharp nose."
Deadpool first teased and then preached,
"Why, I heard that you have been in a little trouble recently.
It just so happens that I have a schedule recently, so I can help you deal with the saber-toothed tiger and give you a discount. "
Wolverine heard that Deadpool wanted to make money from himself, and immediately said:
“Damn bastard.
Wade, I haven't had lunch yet. Do you think I have the money to hire you?
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