My aunt is a fox
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Time quickly came to the weekend, and Li Muzhi waited for the Tsuchimikado Hundred Demons at the high-speed rail station.
"Uh, what's with your look?" Li Muzhi looked suspicious.
Tsuchimikado Hyakki took off her Shamatte outfit and tied her long black hair with a red hairband.
With a smile on his face, sacred and kind: "Let's go to Osaka."
The high-speed rail in Dongguk is not comfortable, but fortunately it is fast.
The two arrived in Osaka at night, and then Tsuchimikado Hyakki took Li Muzhi into a shrine in the scenic area.
"Here, put this on."
She took out a set of moon-colored priest robes from her backpack.
"Um, just to remove a spirit, do you need to be so professional?"
"What kind of exorcism?" Tsuchimikado Hyakki waved his hands and said, "There is a memorial service here this weekend and the staff is too busy to handle it, so they just asked us to come and preside over the ceremony."
"Uh, can shrines visit each other?" Li Muzhi pouted. Instead of eliminating the monsters, he was a little disappointed.
He is good at killing enemies, but holding memorial services is a bit beyond his professional skills.
"Of course, those who participated in the memorial service were just looking for an excuse to have sex in the forest." Tsuchimikado Hyakki waved his hands:
"When the time comes, you can just draw something like in anime on stage. As long as you look handsome, you don't need any expression, and there will be girls who will be so excited that they will scream."
"There are so many things to complain about that I don't even know where to start." Li Muzhi picked up the moon-colored robe and felt that it looked familiar. There was also a familiar fragrance on it.
"This is the priest's robe, don't do anything weird with it." Tsuchimikado Hyakki said with a smile, "By the way, when the priest wears the priest's robe, he doesn't wear underwear underneath."
"There is such a thing?" Li Muzhi recalled that he had seen Tsuchimikado Setsuna wearing a priest robe many times, and his chest was not noticeable.
"At this point, shouldn't you throw it away with a shy face?" Tsuchimikado Hyakki said as he began to take off his clothes and took out a set of shrine maiden costume from his bag.
"Tsk, how is that possible? That's my stepmother." Li Muzhi waved his hands: "How can it be possible that you have such a weird idea?"
"You are not thinking straight." Tsuchimikado Hyakki said as he put on his clothes, "Shouldn't modern men be more excited?"
"You are the one who is abnormal." Li Muzhi glanced at her body. Because it was artificially created, it followed the golden ratio. It was perfect, but that was it. For Li Muzhi, who had experienced the baptism of the succubus, his heart was not moved at all: "What god is this shrine dedicated to?"
"It's not a god~" Tsuchimikado Hyakki put on his clothes: "Have you heard of the pillow counter-attack? It is a very powerful monster that exists in the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons."
Chapter 491: Child Version of Mother-in-Law
"What is that thing?" Li Muzhi recalled for a while. He had never heard of such a strange thing. He did not find it strange that the object worshipped in the shrine was strange. This kind of thing was very common in the East Country.
"Very interesting weirdness." After Tugumen Baiqi put on the shrine maiden robe, Li Muzhi discovered that she really didn't wear any underwear:
"Since ancient times, people have believed that pillows contain the soul of their owners, and turning a pillow over means turning from life to death."
“Take people out of the current time point and throw them into another time point.”
"Therefore, in ancient times, when people talked about the "Fanzhen", they were referring to the terrible monster that lured people to death. This shrine existed because of the fear of monsters."
"This is too exaggerated." Li Muzhi had already put on his judge's robes: "Stripping off the current time point, is this something that a monster can do?"
"Who knows about legends?" Tsuchimikado Hyakki shrugged. "Let's go, we have to go and hold a memorial service."
Li Muzhi originally thought that he could just go up and jump, but he found that the money was not as easy to earn as he had imagined.
"Keep your head up higher." The old man, leaning on a cane, stood by and directed, "Don't stretch your right foot so far."
"Grandpa, you are asking too much." A little girl next to him said to the old man, and then cast an apologetic look at Li Muzhi:
"I'm sorry, but my grandfather is just stubborn. He's an old man, and we can't convince him."
"It doesn't matter." Li Muzhi waved his hand. As the client, he understood. As long as you pay enough money, he can make all kinds of colorful black for you.
"If you do things half-heartedly, you will anger the gods!" The old man was so angry at his granddaughter's words that he stabbed his cane with a "bang bang" sound: "The gods will punish those who are disrespectful and take away their time."
"I understand, Grandpa." The little granddaughter looked helpless and could only bow her head to apologize to Li Muzhi.
Li Muzhi shrugged indifferently.
Every move of Tsuchimikado Hyakki standing nearby was performed perfectly, and there was a sense of sacredness in their dancing, which amazed the audience.
It is difficult to associate this holy witch with the usual Shamatte.
At night, Li Muzhi buried his head in the pillow.
"My back hurts." Li Muzhi didn't want to move at all. "I really underestimated this part-time job. But you, how come you look like nothing happened?"
"I'm used to it~" Tsuchimikado Hyakki was lying on the side: "I often do this kind of part-time job. Do you want me to give you a massage?"
"Is there such a good thing?" Li Muzhi looked up at her suspiciously.
"Of course." Tsuchimikado Hyakki stuck out his tongue and licked his lips: "As long as you turn into a little fox."
"Go away." Li Muzhi buried his head in the pillow again: "Furui control."
"Don't you think that the shrine maiden riding a fox is a good match?" Tsuchimikado Hyakki tried to persuade Li Muzhi.
"I think the fox riding the witch is more suitable." Li Muzhi said casually.
Tsuchimikado Hyakki hesitated for a while, then nodded: "It's not impossible, but it can't be too big."
"..." Li Muzhi didn't want to pay attention to her. He covered himself with the quilt and went to sleep. The memorial service would officially begin tomorrow.
In the evening, in the dark room, Li Muzhi closed his eyes, and his head seemed to be gently lifted up by the darkness.
Then the pillow was turned over, and his head was put down to sleep on the inverted pillow.
……
"Asshole, get up and practice!" A roar rang in Li Muzhi's ears, followed by a sound of breaking through the air.
Li Muzhi felt a bucket of liquid splashing on his face, followed by a chill.
He suddenly opened his eyes and saw a middle-aged man standing in front of him, surrounded by dozens of children.
"Who are you!" Li Muzhi opened his mouth and found that his voice had turned into that of a child.
"Baka!" The man became furious when he saw Li Muzhi's attitude. He picked up a wooden stick and hit Li Muzhi.
Li Muzhi wanted to hide, but found that his head had followed but his body had not.
"Bang!" With a loud noise, Li Muzhi felt a sharp pain on his head. His head tilted and then he fainted.
Before he lost consciousness, he heard the man yell, "Lock him up!"
Then there was darkness.
After an unknown amount of time, he felt his body shaking. He slowly opened his eyes and felt a sharp pain on his forehead.
"It hurts so much." Li Muzhi covered his forehead, and memories began to flow into his mind.
"You've been unconscious for a day." A cold, tender voice came from my ear.
Li Muzhi turned around, was stunned, and exclaimed: "Senior sister?"
The little girl in front of him had a cold face. She stood in front of him and looked down at him.
"Not senior sister." Li Muzhi shook his head. She was somewhat similar to the senior sister, but lacked the unique charm of a succubus.
Instead, he is more like another person who is incompatible with him, his mother-in-law, Hanayamain Yuki.
And that kind of condescending attitude is really annoying.
"Who are you and where is this?"
The little girl's pretty eyebrows wrinkled, and she looked him over carefully, as if to make sure whether he was lying. After a while, she said, "Your name is Jingniao, and you are my servant. This is the Ninja Village."
"Sorry, I seem to have forgotten a lot of things." Li Muzhi looked at the woman in front of him. He was quite confused now. After a sleep, he came to this inexplicable place. He turned into a child, and there was a little girl who looked a bit like his senior.
"Fei, that's your master's name." After Fei said that, she casually took out a rice ball from her pocket and threw it on the ground.
Then he turned and left, with a look of arrogance from beginning to end.
Li Muzhi saw the rice ball on the ground and then he felt hungry. He picked it up, dusted it off, and stuffed it into his mouth. It was very hard and a bit sticky, but he couldn't care less about that at the moment as he had to recover his strength first.
He remembered that before he fell into a coma, the middle-aged man wanted to lock him up, but now he was in a thatched hut.
It seems that it was this girl named Fei who helped him.
Li Muzhi found a basin of water in the corner and looked into the water. It was the face of a boy who was less than ten years old.
But it is not unfamiliar, because this is what he looked like when he was a child, just that he looks thin due to malnutrition.
"So I have traveled through time and space to my past self?" Li Muzhi had this guess in his mind.
He closed his eyes and began to confirm that he was the reincarnation of the Nine-Tailed Fox, and no matter how many times he reincarnated, his soul would not change.
Sure enough, under his guidance, the demonic power began to flow into his limbs and bones from the depths of his soul, instantly eliminating some of the pain on his forehead.
Physical strength also began to increase.
Just as he was concentrating on using his demonic power to strengthen his body, the wooden door was pushed open with a "thump".
The person who came in was the middle-aged man who knocked him out during the day.
"Who let you out?" There were a few children following behind the middle-aged man. He should be the Genin who was responsible for teaching the children some basic ninja skills.
"It's Miss Fei." Li Muzhi said casually.
"The first rule of a ninja is absolute obedience!" The middle-aged man obviously didn't want to let Li Muzhi go like this. He pulled out a kunai and threw it on the ground in front of Li Muzhi: "Pick it up."
"Oh." Li Muzhi sighed lightly. Although he didn't know what he was going to do, he could guess that he wanted to establish his authority in front of these kids.
He now had to find a way to get back and had no time to waste here.
Li Muzhi bent down, picked up the kunai on the ground, and walked towards the middle-aged man.
"Not bad." The middle-aged man nodded and said, "Put it..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Muzhi grabbed the kunai and stabbed directly at him. The speed was extremely fast, and the middle-aged man did not expect the child to be so decisive, so he did not have time to dodge.
He was stabbed in the abdomen by a kunai.
Li Muzhi held back this time and would not take his life, but his attack did not stop there. While stabbing out, his foot kicked between his legs.
"Ah!" The middle-aged man screamed and his body bent.
Li Muzhi let go of the kunai, picked up a wooden stick from the side and smashed it on his head.
There were "bang bang bang" sounds in the room.
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