My aunt is a fox
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After Chie Hisada finished speaking, she noticed that everyone else was looking at her with strange expressions, and she realized that her suggestion was too harsh.
She stuck out her tongue, but she didn't show any stage fright. She hugged Li Muzhi's arm and said, "Mr. Li, what do you think?"
"There are too many flaws in corpses and such." Miyamoto Yumi adjusted her glasses and said with a smile, "Why don't we do it for real, Chie-chan?"
Chie Hisada tilted her head, frowned in thought, and murmured, "But I didn't bring a change of underwear."
"That's enough." Li Muzhi raised his hand and knocked her on the head: "We are the Customs Research Department, not some weird heavy-mouthed AV shooting department, right, Director?"
As he said this, he turned his gaze towards Kimura Doji.
The level of oral sex among female college students is totally different from that in high school, and they can tell dirty jokes at any time.
"I don't care." Kimura Doji shrugged and was looking for a suitable place to lie the body.
"I'll be in charge of the filming." Yumi Miyamoto took out a handheld camera, stood up and hid behind the cabinet in the activity room.
It's a perfect place for someone to hide, and one can have a complete view of what's going on in the room. It's obviously arranged like that. It seems these people often take secret photos.
"Ah?" Hisata Chie tilted her head: "So it was a joke."
"Hurry up, he's coming." Kimura Doji took out his cell phone and took a look at it, then sat back on the ground and covered his chest covered with tomatoes with his hands.
"Okay." Chie Hisada said with regret, she lay on the ground and started pretending to be a corpse.
She spread her legs, and this posture revealed the stockings between her thighs and pubic bone under her ultra-short shorts.
The corners of Li Muzhi's mouth twitched. This energetic girl who was both good at cooking and fun-loving always looked very bitter in strange places.
Footsteps soon sounded in the corridor, coming closer and closer.
"He's coming." Kimura Doji opened the door of the club halfway so that people outside could come in directly.
Otherwise, it would be funny if he knocked on the door first. You can't ask a murderer to open the door for him.
Li Muzhi covered his samurai sword and made a gesture as if he had just chopped someone.
The professionalism of his movements made Kimura Tongzhi secretly give him a thumbs up. He then picked up the tomato juice and painted a line on the corner of his mouth to pretend that he was bleeding.
The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and stopped at the door. The person knocked twice on the door, and the door opened inward. He leaned his head closer and said with a smile:
"Hello, is this the Eastern Folk Customs Research Department?"
The moment he poked his head out, Kimura Tongzhi screamed, "Ah! Don't come over here!"
In the room, Chie Hisada was lying in a pool of blood, Doji Kimura was covering his chest, and red liquid was flowing from between his fingers to the ground.
Li Muzhi held a samurai sword in his hand, the blade of which was painted red.
It was a murder scene.
"Go!" At this moment, Kimura Tongzhi was possessed by the spirit of drama, with various emotions such as pain and surprise on his face.
He said to the young man who walked in with half of his body: "This is a murderer, run away!"
Li Muzhi swung the samurai sword in his hand fiercely at him, but due to the perspective problem, people behind him could not see that the sword did not hit Kimura Tongzhi.
"Ah!" Kimura Tongzhi screamed again and fell to the ground with a "thump", his eyes wide open and his body twitching.
"How come this guy is so skilled?" Li Muzhi's mouth twitched. He found that the person behind him was unusually quiet.
When a normal person encounters this situation, they would either turn around and run away in fear or collapse to the ground. It is rare to see someone so calm.
Li Muzhi raised his knife, turned around, and said in a cold voice: "Since you have seen it, don't leave."
"Okay~" The visitor smiled and took a step forward, closing the door. The door lock made a crisp "click" sound and was locked.
The visitor put his hands behind his back, looked up at Li Muzhi, and said with a smile: "What a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet someone like me here."
After he finished speaking, the room suddenly became quiet, and Kimura Tongzhi, who had been twitching, suddenly stopped twitching.
The corpse, Chie Hisada, shrank her neck imperceptibly.
Only then did Li Muzhi notice the person who came. She had medium-length black hair tied into a ponytail and a cross earring on her right ear.
As he spoke, there was a silver ball on his tongue, which was a tongue stud.
He has a neutral and handsome face, and with the clothes he wears, he has a unique charm, like a dangerous demon, but people can't help but want to get close to him.
Li Muzhi felt that his face looked unusually familiar.
"It seems like this college life will be very interesting." He smiled and turned to look at Kimura Tongzhi who was pretending to be dead on the ground: "Do you want their bodies? Why not let me help you deal with them."
"Uh..." Li Muzhi looked strange: "How are you going to deal with it?"
He first turned his gaze to Hisada Chie: "That woman died not long ago, right? Human muscles will gradually lose their elasticity an hour after death. We can still use them now while they are still warm."
Chie Hisada's body was trembling noticeably.
Li Muzhi had a sensitive nose and he could already smell a strange smell slowly appearing in the air.
This naive and playful girl is incontinent again.
"I prefer the back." He licked his thin lips: "We can do it together."
He then looked at Kimura Tongzhi who was pretending to be dead and said, "As for the men's organs, you can sell them for money. The rest can be minced and thrown into Tokyo Bay to feed the fish."
He then spread out his hands and said, "The quality of meat grinders nowadays is very good. If you throw a pig in there and grind it together with his meat, the police won't be able to find out."
After he finished speaking, Kimura Tongzhi's feet were already trembling noticeably.
"Ah, it seems you are not very professional." He looked at Kimura Tongzhi's trembling feet and said, "He is pretending to be dead. As the first step of honesty, let me help you deal with him."
After he said that, he snatched the samurai sword from Li Muzhi's hand.
"Wait!" Kimura Tongzhi stood up anxiously: "We were just joking."
Before he could finish his words, the samurai sword had already hit him one centimeter away from his forehead.
"Ah!" Kimura Doji's legs went weak and he fell to the ground with a look of horror on his face.
"Hehe~" The weird expression on his face suddenly disappeared, and he casually handed the handle of the samurai sword to Kimura Tongzhi: "Buyer, this is a model."
Kimura Doji seemed to just react and looked at him in confusion.
"Hello everyone~" He bowed his head and saluted to everyone: "My name is Tsuchimikado Hyakki, I am a freshman this year, please give me your guidance."
After she finished speaking, Yumi Miyamoto also came out from behind the cabinet with a camera in her hand: "It seems that we have taken a memorable video."
"Wait...wait a minute." Kimura Doji looked at Miyamoto Yumi and said, "Are you guys teaming up to mess with me?"
"No." Miyamoto Yumi pointed at Li Muzhi and said, "I was planning to call the police, but it was Junior Li who secretly signaled to me just now."
Li Muzhi met Kimura Tongzhi's gaze and shrugged. He had recognized her a long time ago, otherwise she would not have snatched the model knife away from him.
He looked at Tsuchimikado Hyakki again, and it was hard to connect this non-mainstream boy with the gentle priestess.
"Chie?" Yumi Miyamoto found that Chie Hisata was lying on the ground, so she put down the camera and walked over to help her.
"Yumi-sister, don't worry about me." Chie Hisada forced a smile: "My legs are weak, just let me lie down for a while."
"Okay." Miyamoto Yumi didn't ask any more questions. She walked up to Tsuchimikado Hyakki and asked, "Tsuchimikado, is that the last name of the legendary Onmyoji?"
"Yes~" Tsuchimikado Hyakki said with a smile: "I am from a family of Onmyojis. If you have any business in this area, you can contact me."
As she spoke, she took out a stack of business cards and handed them to everyone.
Li Muzhi also took one, which had words written on it for weddings and funerals, praying for blessings and exorcism, and venue rental.
"Your business is quite extensive." Yumi Miyamoto laughed dryly and carefully put away the business card. Because the business card was too mundane, she didn't want to ask any more questions.
"Pa pa." With two rounds of applause, Kimura Tongzhi attracted everyone's attention and officially announced: "Welcome Baigui classmate to join our big family. Let's have barbecue together tonight."
When we heard that there was barbecue to eat, the atmosphere instantly became cheerful.
"What's the matter with your look?" Li Muzhi found an opportunity to get closer to Bai Gui and asked.
Chapter 469 Tongue Stud
Everyone came to the barbecue restaurant where they had dinner last time, and Kimura Tongzhi chatted with the young female proprietress and tried to get a discount.
"What does the young master mean?" Tsuchimikado Hyakki turned his head and spoke in a low voice that only the two of them could hear.
As she spoke, she stuck out her tongue, which moved in her mouth. The silver tongue stud swayed, making people feel astringent for some reason: "Is this it?"
"That's right." Li Muzhi retracted his gaze and saw her tongue piercing. Suddenly, a bold idea popped up in his mind, but he quickly threw it out of his head.
"Sure~" Tsuchimikado Baiki leaned close to his ear and said, "If the young master turns into a fox."
"Puchi..." Li Mu almost spit out a mouthful of tea. He turned his head and looked suspiciously at the smiling Bai Gui.
Could this guy have the ability to read minds?
"There's an affair." Chie Hisada nudged the glasses girl, Yumi Miyamoto, with her elbow: "Mr. Li seems to be very familiar with this new boy."
"Isn't that great?" Yumi Miyamoto propped her chin with one hand: "Both of them are handsome boys."
"Senior, do you want to join?" Chie Hisada raised her eyebrows.
"I would rather help push your back~" Yumi Miyamoto blushed and said in a low voice.
"That's enough, you guys." Li Muzhi turned his head. The college girl was too bold, and he didn't feel comfortable continuing to question Bai Gui.
Kimura Doji came over with two bottles of beer in his hands: "Let's celebrate the new members joining us."
"But two bottles won't make me drunk~" Chie Hisada tilted her head with a look of regret.
"Please don't assume that you are drunk." Kimura Doji put the beer on the grill: "We are a serious club."
"But if you haven't experienced getting drunk at the admission reception and then a big mess." Chie Hisada tilted her head: "Will your university life be incomplete?"
Li Muzhi's mouth twitched: "So don't bring some weird comic book plots into reality. That's the problem with college life."
"Come on, cheers." Kimura Tongzhi only filled a third of the glass and passed it to everyone: "The Eastern Folk Customs Research Department will become the number one club in the University of Tokyo in our hands."
"How amazing!" Hisada Chie's eyes lit up: "So we have such a vision, and I got excited instantly."
The corner of Li Muzhi's mouth twitched. He ignored these jokers and turned to look at Tsuchimikado Hundred Demons. The two were communicating with each other using their demonic powers.
"The Lord God asked me to protect the young master. Please give me your guidance in the past four years." Tsuchimikado Hyakki raised his glass to him with a smile on his face.
Li Muzhi also raised his glass and clinked it with hers: "It's like disguising your identity, but you don't have to make such a big sacrifice."
"Are you talking about this?" Tsuchimikado Hyakki stuck out his tongue and licked the glass in the wine. The silver tongue stud had an unusually astringent smell:
"It's just my personal preference. I used to wear a miko costume at the shrine, and I've wanted to try it for a long time."
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