I'm teaching, and at the beginning, Lu Ge called me a pervert.

I'm teaching, and at the beginning, Lu Ge called me a pervert.

Author: Iron-headed Salted Fish

Summary:

Wu Douyu accidentally fell asleep and traveled to a popular anime in his previous life, and also awakened the life selection system. Wu Douyu thought that what was waiting for him was to reach the peak of his life and embrace a beautiful life with rich women. However, what he didn't expect was that his system was unexpectedly a bit tricky! Looking at the options above, Wu Douyu tilted his head 45 degrees and shed tears of humiliation. This is not the system I imagined! ...

Chapter 1 Life Selection System, at your service.

(Warm reminder: The protagonist has a histrionic personality, is a fake, is a lunatic, and has a little brain problem. Please do not easily believe everything the protagonist does.)

(The protagonist is not a puppet of the system, there is a battle of wits but it comes later.)

(This article is meant to be lighthearted and enjoyable.)

In a slowly moving car.

Sitting quietly in the back seat of the car, next to the aisle, was a young man.

His slightly shaggy bangs half covered his dark eyes. His facial features were delicate but not handsome. He wore a white shirt inside and a red school uniform outside. He looked ordinary.

The car stopped for a while, and then a white-haired old lady came up.

"Um, can anyone give up their seat to this old lady?" A cute girl wearing the same school uniform, with short hair and a big heart said to the people in the car.

But... all she got in response was a series of cold gazes.

"This old lady looks a little unwell. Can't you give her a seat?" The cute girl frowned and said in a stern tone.

The ordinary-looking boy sitting at the back of the car swallowed in fear when he saw this familiar scene.

It seems that it was true, he really traveled through time.

I traveled to a very popular anime in my previous life, "Welcome to the Classroom of the Elite"!

Wu Douyu did not feel the slightest bit happy because of the time travel. On the contrary, he only felt a little sad.

In his previous life, he was just an ordinary person who just ate and waited for death and lived a lazy life.

He is just a small salted fish with neither ambition nor ideal.

He suddenly traveled to the world of Shijiao. How could an ordinary person like him possibly beat those people?

When Wu Douyu thought of the plot in the actual teaching, he felt speechless.

A good high school life was turned into a TV series called "The Legend of Zhen Huan" by them.

Well, for an ordinary person like me, it’s better to just be an unknown person.

Let them fight if they want!

Anyway, I just want to graduate safely and then continue to live a wonderful life lying down.

Thinking of this, Wu Douyu relaxed completely. He sat in his seat in a lazy posture, staring at the scene in front of him with an attitude of watching a good show.

[Ding! The life selection system is at your service! ]

Hearing the electronic sound in his mind, Wu Douyu's eyes suddenly shot out a ray of light and he sat up straight.

system?

Fuck! This is a standard cheat for time travelers!

With this kind of help, wouldn't I be able to hold the sun, moon and stars in my hands and make decisions for eternity?

?No! Take off!

[Ding, an event has been detected. Now you need to make the following life choices. ]

[① As a socially anxious person, you decide: stand up from your seat, laugh three times towards the sky, and say in a crazy tone: My name is Ma NB, how NB am I? I dare to eat rice in the rice field, I eat every meal, and I will be hungry if I don’t eat a meal! (If someone doesn’t believe it, please verify it on the spot for them to see)]

[② As the hot-tempered old man, you decide: stand up from your seat, walk to the old lady, and slap the girl next to the old lady in the face, while you slap her and yell: You are the one who likes to meddle in other people’s business! I told you to meddle! I told you to meddle…]

【③ As a good young man of the new era, you decide: stand up from your seat, walk to the old lady, pick her up like a princess, put her on your seat, kneel on one knee, look at her with sincere eyes, and politely say: Grandma, you have worked hard! 】

【You have 60 seconds to make your choice. 】

【60】

【59】

……

Looking at the choices given by the system, Wu Douyu was completely dumbfounded.

What kind of cerebral palsy choice is this!

Especially the first choice! You are the one who likes to eat rice noodles! You eat it for every meal. You want to stuff me to death, right?

What the hell is option 2?

Do you think I haven't watched anime?

The girl's name is Kikyo Kushida. She is a vicious woman who appears to be smiling on the outside but is actually a bitch at heart!

How could a simple-minded little salted fish like me dare to slap her in the face! She was considered to have a good temper if she didn't hang me up and slap me!

Wu Douyu shook his little head in fear.

As for the third option, haha, Wu Douyu is too lazy to complain about it anymore.

Anyway, these three options are more outrageous than the other, and none of them can be thought of by a normal person.

【30】

【29】

The cold numbers were constantly beating, and every beat was a heavy blow on Wu Douyu's fragile little heart.

How to do?

Which one should I choose?

What would happen if time returned to zero?

Is it death, or some other punishment?

"System, what will happen if I don't choose?"

Wu Douyu wiped the sweat from his forehead and took the initiative to ask questions to the system.

But the only response he got was the cold sound of the constant beating of mathematics.

【10】

【9】

Shit! This broken system actually ignored him!

Wu Douyu's whole body began to tremble with fear. This was the fear of the unknown.

No one knows what will happen to him after the number returns to zero.

From the novels in my previous life, I learned that failure to complete the system's tasks usually results in punishment.

And the price of punishment is usually death!

It has only been a few days since he traveled to this world. Is he going to die again?

No! I haven't lived enough!

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Wu Douyu gritted his teeth and chose the third option with difficulty.

Compared with the first two options, only the third option is slightly reliable.

[If you choose ③ successfully, you will have 120 seconds to complete the content of choice ③. ]

【120】

【119】

Seeing the cold math in front of him reset and start beating again, Wu Douyu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Is this what it feels like to be alive?

After calming down for about ten seconds, Wu Douyu stood up from his seat with a determined look on his face.

Now that I have made the choice, I just have to... give it my all!

When Kushida Kikyo saw someone standing up, a happy smile appeared on her face.

It seems that there are more kind-hearted people in this world.

"Thank you, classmate..."

Kushida Kikyo was about to open her mouth to thank the boy in front of her, but he pushed her away and walked straight towards the old lady.

Then, while Kikyo Kushida was in a daze, she suddenly picked up an old lady in her 70s and carried her in a princess hug.

Not only was Kikyo Kushida stunned, but everyone in the carriage was also dumbfounded, and they couldn't help but wonder in their hearts what the young man was trying to do?

Wu Douyu gently put the old lady on the seat. He ignored the old lady's confused expression, knelt on one knee, stared at her with big eyes, looked at her with "sincere" eyes, and said very politely: Grandma! You! You've worked hard!

The carriage suddenly fell silent, and everyone's eyes were focused on the young man who was kneeling on one knee, as if he was a rare and precious gem in the world!

Chapter 2 My life is like walking on thin ice

[Ding, life selection mission completed. ]

Hearing the cold electronic sound in his mind, Wu Douyu let out a long breath and stood up from the ground.

Seeing the strange looks around him, Wu Douyu looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, in order to prevent the tears of humiliation from falling.

This damn beast system, I really want to kill it!

【Once the task is completed, you will receive a reward. 】

award?

There was a gleam in Wu Douyu's eyes.