This is unlike her. Her biological clock is extremely accurate. In the past five years, she has never been so reluctant to get up in the morning.

Is it because of Stella?

Mary was secretly happy. Since she was so against meeting him, it seemed that things were not as bad as she had imagined.

After all, it was Mona who was close to her, so she was allowed to pass immediately after a questioning look.

If Mona's two younger sisters who were extremely resistant to her becoming a stepmother were little angels, then Mona would be a twelve-winged archangel.

When I entered the room as I wished, I saw a ball wrapped in the white sheets. Its fluffy tail poked out from inside and shook listlessly, as if everything was boring.

Well, there was only one time yesterday, so it was definitely not [self-planning] where I was planning to exhaustion.

Not daring to lift the quilt, Meili patted what should have been Jiang Lan's back, but accidentally patted her breasts. The source of all evil was able to surge violently through the sheets, and Meili subconsciously looked at herself.

Ah, life is not worth it.

And there seems to be another scumbag fox who is also in the same depression.

"Xiao Lanlan, it's time to get up and cook." My stomach is already empty after a night of cooking. I will starve to death without Xiao Lanlan's meal.

The ball in the sheet turned over, emmmmm, it probably turned over, it seems like the ball doesn't have a front or a back.

The ball in the sheets made a muffled sound, seemingly a little bit melancholy.

"In front of me is a broken sword, a road full of thorns, an unclear future, and a dream that can never be returned."

???

What do you mean? Meili looked at Mona.

"Translate." Please translate your mother's sudden abstract words.

Tilting her head, Mona ran out of the room and pulled Lilith in.

After repeating it once, Lilith easily figured out the answer.

"My umbrella is broken, my shoes are hurting my feet, it's raining heavily, and I don't want to get up."

#Meili: I don’t have breasts, I don’t have feelings#

ps: I have to be at school all day tomorrow for internship and won't be able to write in the morning. I don't have much saved, so the update tomorrow at noon will be slow. I'll see how things go after that. But I will try my best to keep two updates a day. Tomorrow is just a special case.

52. This should be considered a writer of the same name, right? (Probably)

Lilith was right. In fact, Jiang Lan really didn't want to get up.

Although it was shameful and he knew that it was impossible to escape the miserable future, Jiang Lan still wanted to deceive himself.

Because, when I left yesterday, Stella's look was so scary.

It's been more than a year since she killed the cute little beast-eared monster Eri Cruz, but she still can't get over it. For several months in a row, she looked at her with a resentful look while taking a bath, [We're both beast-eared girls, but you can kill them. Why don't you just be a good person? No, be a beast-eared girl!], and she felt scared that she would suddenly explode while soaking in the hot spring, and she would pull out the big things given by her fans from the pool and explode/fuck her to death.

Emmmm, doesn't the name Eri Cruz give you a sense of déjà vu? Cruz is the transliteration of cloth, which means clothes. It can be regarded as the alter ego of Eri's name. There is no Japanese name like that here, so Jiang Lan had to use this name instead.

That’s right, you can earn three thousand a month by running a flower shop, and the next job that will pay six thousand gold coins is revealed here!

She, Jiang Lu Xun Lan, is a glorious plagiarist!

Although in her previous life, when Jiang Lan read various routine novels, she always complained, how could there be such a culturally barren world? It's 9102 and you can still copy light novels from the s or even the last century. Why do you want peach?

However, no matter how much he complained, when he really came into such a world, all the thunder in Jiang Lan's heart rolled, and all the thousands of words turned into two words - it smells so good.

But there is no way. Living in this strange world where religiousism prevails and culture is barren, the only novels I can read are cheesy medieval knight novels. I really have to read them.

Let’s take a classic example of a novel in this world.

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom where the princess was abducted by a dragon. The king was very sad and summoned brave knights from all over the country. The knight Dabanglaba accepted the commission and returned the princess after going through numerous hardships. The play ends here, which is a cause for celebration. Coca-Cola.

Damn it! It was so boring! Jiang Lan, who was recommended by Mei Li to read such a novel for the first time, almost flipped the table. It was a short book of 100,000 words. After the prologue, Jiang Lan could guess the plot of the next 10,000 words every time she read a paragraph. What was even more terrible was that the plot later was exactly what she thought.

This kind of novel is not interesting at all to read. The only advantages one can find after reading it are its good writing style and many metaphors, nothing else. It is serious and lifeless. However, this kind of novel sells very well all over the world and is regarded as the best knight novel in the past hundred years.

Haha, after reading it under Meili's expectant eyes and commenting with a smile that it was very good, Jiang Lan turned around and immediately had a Sima face.

Look good on you mom!

In the past life, domestic online literature and Japanese light novels flourished everywhere, with all kinds of interesting and attractive routines emerging one after another, and they could maintain their popularity for several years. The broken engagement flow, the waste material flow, the academic school, the farming flow, those routines that Jiang Lan had read so many times that she didn't want to read them again, any one of them could be used to beat up this batch of garbage novels in the other world.

It's time to offer some good wishes to this world!

Studying medicine cannot save people from other worlds. I, Jiang Shuren Lan, want to change this world!

At that time, the three children were only taken care of by a nanny, and her flower shop was on track and she didn't have to worry too much. Jiang Lan was bored and anxious, and more importantly, she was a little angry. That night, Jiang Lan began to try to write a novel. She adapted it from the novel that Meili asked her to read. The content of the prologue remained basically unchanged, about a dragon kidnapping a princess, and the knights who were afraid of the dragon did not dare to accept the commission.

Then the rest of the story is completely different. First, the character of the protagonist is changed from a heroic knight to a country boy. When everyone tried their best and their acting skills failed to pull out the holy sword, he honestly pulled out the useless holy sword and was forced to embark on the journey.

Then the serious stories during the journey and the classic plots of encountering many companions with special skills were all replaced by light-hearted and funny sand sculpture plots, and various hilarious memes such as [die], [my knife is a poisonous blade coated with poison], [what's wrong with a hero liking big breasts!] were integrated into it, which were familiar and common in the previous life but had never appeared in the other world.

Finally, there is a god-level reversal in the eyes of the people from other worlds. The dragon could not stand the princess's tossing and was sent back before Dabunglaba arrived. The foolish Dabunglaba who knew nothing just broke into the dragon's cave, and was then loved by the dragon at first sight and lived a philosophical life without breasts and soap.

What a shame, Coca-Cola.

Perhaps he had some talent in this area, and he had read a lot of novels in his previous life, so he was familiar with all kinds of routines, and he wrote surprisingly smoothly. He wrote and revised a novel of 500,000 words in just one month.

In short, the alien version of "The Brave Yoshihiko and the Demon King's Castle" "Dabanglaba: Adventures in the Dragon Cave", a phenomenal novel that leads the trend of the times, was freshly released just because someone seemed to be in pain.

Things in the world are always unpredictable. At the beginning, Jiang Lan wrote this novel only for Mary to read, with the purpose of preventing her from polluting her eyes with those boring knight novels. However, just when she was ready to meet Mary, he threw the manuscript of the novel in her face and attacked her madly on the eve of the meeting. She met Stella who was down and out at that time.

Xue Ye was wearing thin clothes. Jiang Lan thought she was pitiful and pretty, emmmm, the key point was that she was very pretty. With the idea that pretty girls were not bad people, he brought her into his home. When he was preparing hot soup for her to warm her up, she saw the novel on the table.

after......

[You can’t help but laugh when reading this, a groundbreaking light novel “Dabanglaba: The Dragon’s Cave”]

As of three months ago, the debut work of the famous novelist Mori no Sage Sensei had sold 52 million copies. This single book was close to the total sales of all the young Japanese novels in his previous life.

If we calculate based on the population of the other world, probably one out of every five families has bought Jiang Lan’s novel.

Accidents always come so suddenly. Before I knew it, I became the most popular novelist in the other world. Jiang Lan found it hard to believe when she thought about it now.

But it is only natural. Jiang Lan has been ahead of the natives of the other world for more than a dozen centuries in writing novels. Just imagine that among a group of dwarfs, Pangu suddenly appeared and created the world, and directly crushed the recreational literature developed in this world for thousands of years with his light-hearted and cheerful writing style. If such a novel cannot become a phenomenal novel, then what else can become a phenomenal novel?

After becoming famous, he published a series of comedy novels including "Lanlin Fairy Tales" series of ten, "Billy Herrington, the Brave Pastor", "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World" and so on in three years. The sales of each book exceeded 30 million copies. Jiang Lan was so popular that people at that time even commented: Of the ten novels in the world, eight are about sages, and the remaining two are biographies of historians.

But when you are famous, you are prone to gossip. Just like the routine in light novels, after Jiang Lan became famous, there were bound to be those cynics who found all kinds of reasons to criticize her.

For example: Why is a writer who can only write fairy tales and all kinds of illogical and ridiculous novels so popular?

Last year, such discussions, instigated by some people with ulterior motives, had a great impact on the sales of Jiang Lan's novels. So after accepting Stella's advice, Jiang Lan made a decision that she regrets till now.

There is nothing wrong with writing a serious drama. She wrote silly novels before just because she wanted to entertain herself in the process of writing novels. With such a profound foundation, Jiang Lan is an expert in everything she writes.

The problem is that Jiang Lan has written too many stupid novels and her brain has become useless.

She actually reached out to the representative work of the writer of the same name, Jiang Nan (huh?) - "The Dragon Tribe".

#Hello everyone, I am Jiang Lannan, my new work is "Dragon Arrowhead", if you are a brother, please come and see me! #

P.S.: I would like to make a small explanation. Plagiarism is just my personal bad taste. It will never be used as the main plot. After this part, it will be used as a useful background. So I hope that readers who don’t like this type of thing will not be too resistant~

It's really a small article.

53. He is not a good guy

There is a bad kid living in everyone's heart.

And one day, the poor kid met the red-haired witch, who was wearing more than ten centimeters high heels and a gorgeous dress and pulled the poor kid out of the most embarrassing and frustrating moment in his life, when he even wanted to find a piece of tofu to kill himself.

She said: Ricardo M. Lu, we are running out of time, should we continue to participate in the event?

Everyone was stunned at that moment. The girl who came down the long ladder was so cool, so dazzling, and so arrogant, but now she was putting the most beautiful dress on that poor kid, that good-for-nothing, and inserting the most noble hairpin into his messy hair.

So after reading the nearly ten thousand-word prologue and the unusually serious first act, which was too serious to be a sage's style, I thought it was all her elaborate disguise, and her funny nature would be exposed as soon as people turned to the next page. But at the beginning of the second act, everyone was shocked to realize something.

The wise man who has always been funny and nonsensical, the writer who can only write silly novels and is inexplicably popular, can now write serious dramas.

Not only can he write, but he also writes in such a gripping way that touches the heart.

There is a bad kid living in everyone's heart, and that bad kid is called Lu Mingfei.

And everyone is looking forward to something. That person is called Nuonuo, a flamboyant witch with fiery red hair.

The Sage of the Forest, the author of "Dabangg Laba", the writer of "Suqing", and the creator of "King Billy", she is not a silly writer.

She is God!

Her fame quickly grew, and she was followed by countless imitators. She reached the end of her path of stupidity, but miraculously found a second spring. The wise man, whose articles were full of funny and dirty jokes, used a completely different, serious and slightly depressing style of writing to shatter the trust of all those who had badmouthed her.

She can write even serious dramas, and she can write them in a thrilling, gripping and unprecedented way.

The first month sales of "Dragon Clan" were 11 million copies. In just one year, it surpassed the historical sales record of the debut work "Dabung Laba: Adventures in the Dragon Cave", and ranked second in history only after the Vatican's canon "The Testament".

Although he only lived in China in his previous life, in this alien world where the novel culture has just begun to sprout, Jiang Lan's adapted version of "The Dragon Race" can definitely become a masterpiece that will be passed down through the ages and known to everyone. After all, it is a top-notch drama that can be ranked among the best in the world with a mature novel market. It will be no problem for it to maintain the level of this world for hundreds of years.

Jiang Lan could even say with confidence that if there was any work in the next few hundred years that could surpass this one, it must be an alias she created on a whim one day.

There was nothing wrong with these things, and they shouldn't have made Jiang Lan frown and sigh even when meeting her editor and sponsor.

The problem is that no matter how she adapts it, even if she changes the gender of Lu Mingfei to Lu Mingfei, changes senior brother Chu Zihang into senior sister Chu Zi·劔, and changes the pure and lovely junior sister Xia Mi into the gentle and considerate junior brother Xia Ni, she changes the genders of those who should be changed and those who should not be changed based on her own bad taste, but it can never escape the essence of plagiarism.

After all, it is not her own work, and Jiang Lan cannot escape the framework of Jiangnan.

I don't want to leave either.

In his previous life, Jiangnan was not called Jiangnan. He was called Jiangnan Old Thief, not Jiangnan Old Good Man.

The character in his play is going to die.

The more carefully crafted, the more meticulously cared for, the more likable, the more tragic, poignant, and beautiful his death will be, grabbing your heart and earning your tears, making you go to his blog and curse wildly, following your friends to curse this fucking rubbish author, saying that if you look at this author again, you're going to eat shit.

Then "Dragon Race 4" was released, oh my god, why does this shit smell so good?

The death of a character will not make readers feel discouraged and abandon the story, but will only make them more excited. They will be willing to cry and kneel to finish reading the bottomless pit that they have jumped into. The old thief has such magic.

Moreover, maybe this bastard will eat the book and resurrect the person in the future?

Everyone has some expectations in this, more or less.

Therefore, Jiang Lan has no ability to change the plot of "Dragon Tribe" and does not want to change it. She believes that it is the best arrangement.

So, the iceberg, the high-class flower Chu Zi·傑 had a crush on Wen Rou, and the junior brother Xia Ni who would do some bad things from time to time, died, among the scattered petals, with the key to the room in his hand.

Both of them are really stupid.

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