Long Qian finally stuttered out the two names. Of course, he still couldn't remember them. These two words were just a conditioned reflex.

"I remember now, Qilin, the Shenhe sniper Qilin. You two look alike, even your badges are the same."

Finally, after Long Qian slapped his head hard, he remembered that the policewoman in front of him looked like a female character in a Chinese cartoon, but because it happened too long ago, he could only remember the general idea and a rough face.

Chapter 2: The Taotie Vanguard

"Damn it, what the hell is going on, sister, where do you think this is, it can't be Feiliu District in Juxia City!!!"

Still a little unsure, Long Qian turned his head and asked Qilin very seriously.

This was too much of a coincidence, so much so that he couldn't accept it.

"Good to know, run to the city quickly, why are you, an ordinary citizen, joining in the fun!!!"

Qilin forgot about what had just happened for a moment, and she angrily scolded Long Qian.

You knew it and you didn't run away. Why are you running here to die?

"Fuck, I..."

After getting the definite answer, Long Qian was so angry that he didn't know what to do for a moment. His legs were too weak, let alone running away.

His brain was a little confused now, and he really didn't know how to describe his feelings for a moment.

He traveled through time, he just played a few games, swore a few oaths, and then he traveled through time???

What kind of idiot would want to travel through time? He has a car and a house (both bought with loans), he is definitely a winner in life, why should he travel through time and suffer all this hardship and pain?

Time travel is just the fantasy of a bunch of failed authors. Who would want to travel through time? He is not the protagonist of Tomato Orphanage. He is just an ordinary citizen, a happy worker.

Besides, is it so easy to travel through time these days?

Aren’t the protagonists of time-travel novels nowadays all played by trucks?

How come in his place, he traveled through time just by playing a game? It's so fucking sloppy, without any plot foreshadowing.

The most important point is that he seems to have trouble remembering the plot of this Chinese animation. For him, the plot is too old, and it happened many years ago.

I used to like watching it when I was in college, and I even liked watching it with my ex-girlfriend. But later on, the updates became slow, and it became more and more unpopular as time went on, and I lost interest in watching it.

He would only occasionally see some videos about the main characters on TikTok.

Of course, the person he pays the most attention to is Angel Yan, our Queen Yan.

Because Queen Yan was so popular with him, his ex-girlfriend even COS'd her several times.

But it's no use now. It's true that he likes angel Yan, it's true that he likes angel Yan, but he has never thought about dying.

There are real monsters, demons, and angels in this world, and people can really die.

He is just an ordinary man, how could he survive in this world where gods and demons coexist?

Or in other words, how to find the way home.

He wants to go home, his parents are still waiting for him to come home for dinner, his good friends are still waiting for him to come home to play games, and he has dates tomorrow and the day after tomorrow!!!

"I don't want to die here. God, please forgive me once. Let me go. I swear, I will never swear again. Let me go back. I will definitely turn over a new leaf. I will definitely work hard to make money and build a villa for you."

Long Qian prayed silently in his heart. He was really scared and he really wanted to go home.

"What are you mumbling about? Be careful, run!!!"

Suddenly, several blue lasers shot directly next to the two of them, and the police car that was originally used as a cover for them was blown away by the explosion.

Qilin saw that Long Qian didn't move, but was muttering something, sometimes praying, sometimes in pain, like a lunatic.

Although ordinary people would be weak at the knees if they had never seen such a scene, but...

When she saw the laser coming straight at her, she pushed Long Qian away without hesitation, and was then hit directly by the laser, which pierced her body.

"Qi...Qilin...I...you..."

The sudden change caused Long Qian to lose the use of his legs and feet for a moment, and he collapsed to the ground.

Seeing Qilin pushing him away and being shot for him, he crawled to Qilin's side, then hugged her in his arms, trying to stop her bleeding.

"Hurry, run, run to the city."

The seriously injured Qilin was still thinking about asking Long Qian to run away quickly and not die here.

"I...I can't leave you...let's run together."

Although Long Qian said this, his body was out of control and he had no strength at all. In this situation, if he could react decisively, turn around and run subconsciously, and escape at the first possible moment, he would not be an ordinary person.

In this situation, anyone who is not scared to death is not an ordinary person.

However, the blue and white mecha not far away would not give him a chance. There were tanks and police cars here, and their resistance and offensive behavior naturally attracted the attention of the Taotie Vanguard.

Then several blue lasers were shot towards where Long Qian was.

"It's over, help, system, help, damn it, come out and help, your host father is dying."

Seeing the blue laser getting closer and closer, Long Qian didn't know what to do and just burst out.

He couldn't use his legs and feet. What could he do? He couldn't overcome it for the time being.

Time travel is irreversible, and his time travel is a foregone conclusion. As the saying goes, God is the chopping board and he is the meat on the chopping board. He has already been at the mercy of God and cannot escape.

Since time travel has become a reality, then he must have been given other things, such as a golden finger or something like that.

It's impossible that God is in a bad mood and sees that Long Qian is living a comfortable life, so he arranges a wave of time-travel benefits for him. There are many people who live a better life than him.

There are so many readers who are more handsome and talented than Yanzu, so why should he be the only one to be selected without any benefits?

At this critical moment, a voice sounded in his mind.

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[Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully traveling across time, the system is binding...]

Long Qian was overjoyed.

God has not abandoned him, he is still the chosen one.

Then he said seriously.

"You Taotie, Karl, Grandpa Hua, I will kill you all.

As long as you are brave enough, the three kings will take maternity leave. God, you love me. "

system:"???"

Seeing that the system had not responded even after he had finished speaking, Long Qian could not help but get nervous and said, "System, where are you? Hurry up and show me your functions."

Long Qian, who suddenly had a second-year syndrome, also asked the system.

[Ding, due to a system failure during the time travel, some system functions have been locked by unknown rules and are now unusable. Currently, only the Heaven Summoning function remains. The Heaven Summoning function has a failure. The failure catalog is as follows...]

【Click to view details】

Curiosity drove Long Qian to click on the details, but what followed almost made him collapse.

[1. The summoned person/item has self-awareness and cannot set memories (except for inanimate objects)

2. The summoned cannot exist in the summoner's world for a long time (the length of time depends on the summoned's strength and form.)

3. The strength of the summoned person cannot exceed the strongest combat force in the world where the summoner is located (Kesha’s known universe is not a complete super-god universe).

…………

99. The summoned party cannot choose their camp, so please be careful when summoning.

100. Summoners can only summon once a month. (Note: cannot be stacked, please use it in time)]

After reading these one hundred system failures, Long Qian couldn't hold it back and spat out a mouthful of blood.

Long Qian: "System, you are probably stealing God's woman, right? With these 100 restriction reminders, are you stealing God's woman or his daughter? Why don't you uninstall them? I'm afraid you will implicate me. I feel like I might die faster with you around."

It’s not that Long Qian doesn’t want this system, but this system is too useless. It would be a pity to throw it away, but it’s also tasteless to use it. If a demon or Crusoe is summoned, he will be finished immediately without even enjoying it.

Moreover, he felt that this system must have offended something it shouldn't have offended. If there were no such restrictions, with this system, he could take off on the spot, step on Hongjun, and punch Tiandao without any problem.

However, with these restrictions, this system is not as good as those of the top students and the super rich. At least those systems can strengthen the host.

But this system is completely useless, unless he can summon the magic weapons and elixirs mentioned in those immortal cultivation novels.

But I guess he's just daydreaming.

The most important thing is that the last one cannot be used in combination. Isn’t this bullying honest people?

System: "Da Mee Yo, Da Mee, Da Mee!!!"

Long Qian: "乀(ˉεˉ乀), get lost, it's shameful to act cute. You have a novice protection period, right? If you can't summon anything good the first time, just uninstall it with one click, and you will be buried with me, and we will lie on the board together."

System: "Master Host, summoning is all based on luck, there is no behind-the-scenes manipulation."

"Get out of here and start summoning. If you can't solve the current dilemma without the novice protection period, you can self-destruct. This host does not need an incompetent system."

Long Qian was also a little upset. When he heard that it all depended on luck, his face became even darker.

When it comes to luck, I guess no one is more unlucky than him. When drawing cards in Genshin Impact, there is a guaranteed minimum in every pool, and he always gets the full minimum. There are only a few people like him in the whole server, and he is one of them.

When buying a house, the real estate agent had a discount promotion, and he was able to win a 50,000 yuan coupon for a Lamborghini. Did he need a Lamborghini? He needed the millions or even tens of millions to buy a Lamborghini.

System: "Master Host, everyone's first time luck is not too bad, are you sure you want to summon?"

"Summon me. If you don't summon me, I'll be in trouble. Open it for me quickly."

The system implies that there is a protection period for novices.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the first summon. The summoned one is from the game world League of Legends - Angel of Justice Kyle. Angel Kyle will arrive at the battlefield in three seconds...]

Long Qian: "Great system, Dad was right about you!!!"

system:"…………"

Seeing that Kyle was summoned for the first time, Long Qian was very pleased and his face was full of smiles.

I just don’t know if Angel Kyle looks like the one in the game or the one in the Tik Tok video.

Although the system is full of luck and claims that there is no shady manipulation.

But Long Qian saw a few words between the lines of the system: novice protection period.

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