Genshin Impact: Beginning Strategy Guide for the End of the World

Jue Xi was a little confused.

"It's just like the mobile phones of your time. Padu, you don't know how to use it?"

Paddo scratched his head.

"Hehe, Boss Juexi, when we were in Huanghun Street, we were very content as long as we had enough to eat. We have only seen this kind of thing, but we cannot eat it. We have never stolen it. After all, we have heard that this kind of thing is very important. We can't steal it blindly. We are also particular about purchasing goods. We don't take particularly valuable things. If we offend people who shouldn't be offended, our good days will be over."

Padu wagged his tail happily, and talked incessantly about his past "purchasing experience".

Jue Xi interrupted.

"Yes, I didn't steal anything valuable, but I bought the 'Key of God - Seven Thunders of Purification'~"

Paddo shook her hand quickly.

"Oh, let's not talk about it anymore. Wasn't that an accident? By the way, Boss Juexi, the function of this phone should be just like the communicator we had in Chasing the Fire Moth."

Jue Xi nodded.

"Similar. I'll teach you."

......

When Juexi thought of this, he also took out his mobile phone. He hadn't checked it for a long time. Looking at a lot of messages, Juexi fell into deep thought. He deleted Yingmei, but others didn't delete it. The one who sent him the most messages was Hu Tao... He asked himself why he bullied Yingmei. Qin and Ningguang heard about him joining the Fatui from somewhere, and also sent him messages asking if he was threatened? Who could threaten him... And Zhongli even asked when he had time to have tea together... It seems that he is busier than the Traveler. It seems that he has forgotten something?

At this time, Padu was happily drumming the phone in her hand~

"AAA Cat Man Purchasing Agent~ Hehe, this name suits me~"

......

Kiana and her group also ran into Alicia and Eden who were shopping. Kiana had almost finished shopping with Wendy, Fu Hua, and Qiqi. She thought that she had nothing to do so she went back early and went back with them to eat the meal made by the captain. She hadn't been close to the captain for a long time, so she wanted to do that. But plans couldn't keep up with changes, and Kiana happened to meet Ali and was stopped.

"Wow~ OK, Kiana~ Juexi's food will be delicious, but we will eat there many times in the future, right? Can you accompany me to eat outside once~ Okay~ Okay?~"

Kiana looked helplessly at the quiet Qiqi next to her, thinking how could Ai Li be like a child, even more spoiled than Qiqi, just like... how she treated the captain and Meiyi... Kiana's brain was working quickly, thinking about how to refuse. (Ouch~ It's broken! There was a problem when running the brain, maybe the brain is not working~)

Two minutes later...

Ai Li led a group of beauties, a cute child, and a handsome guy (I don’t think it was Hua), and sat in a noodle restaurant that she had heard about on the road and thought was very good.

Ai Li looked at the silent Hua. She remembered correctly that Hua seemed to like eating noodles very much. Ai Li wanted to liven up the atmosphere and told a rumor she heard while shopping.

"Ahem~ Why are you all so silent? Let me tell you an interesting rumor I heard on the road?~"

Kiana's brain had just started to function again.

"Ah, yes, yes."

Eden looked at Ai Li and smiled faintly as she clapped. Hua had no expression, while Wendy and Qiqi were looking forward to it. Wendy raised her hand.

"Boss, give me a bottle of wine."

Qiqi also raised her hand in an identical manner.

"Qiqi...I want some coconut milk..."

When Eden heard there was wine, he became interested and stood up to get a few more bottles. Qiqi sat between Ellie and Kiana. When Wendy saw that Eden was a passionate person like herself (a drunkard), she moved over.

Ellie laughed and talked.

"I heard that something interesting happened in this noodle shop yesterday. The boss of a certain faction and a shrine maiden were competing to see who could eat the most ramen."

Kiana was a little disappointed, but she naturally didn't treat Ai Li as an outsider, so she spoke directly.

"What kind of fun is this~"

Ellie put her hands on her hips.

"Hehe~ I haven't finished yet~ Kiana, let me tell you, the leader of that sect is not an ordinary person, he is a ghost~ And it is said that ghosts are afraid of beans. The ghost leader ate more than 20 bowls in the end and won the competition, but every bowl had fried tofu."

There was a moment of silence before Kiana finally spoke first.

"It's fake, right? If it's true, it's a really sad story. The demon clan leader is such a fool. And the shrine maiden is too amazing. The demon clan leader ate more than twenty bowls before winning, and the shrine maiden must have eaten at least twenty bowls."

Wendy quipped.

"Oh? Kiana actually got it right."

Kiana frowned.

"Wendy! You're laughing at me too! Don't I know how to add and subtract within 30? You're so disrespectful! Too much!"

Everyone except Qiqi was amused, and Kiana also laughed later, but it would have been better if Mei was there too.

......

After three rounds of drinking, everyone except Qiqi and Fu Hua was a little drunk, especially Eden, Kiana, and Venti (most likely pretending).

Ellie blushed.

"Wow, my good Eden~ Look, Kiana is so cute?~"

"Yes~Ellie~"

Eden, who was drunk, subconsciously wanted to take out some beautiful gems to give to the people, but in the end he didn't take out anything. Eden couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed. Wendy looked at Eden's hand and immediately handed him another glass of wine.

"Hey~ I know you want this~"

Eden smiled knowingly and drank it all. Kiana was already acting crazy while drinking...Aili took Kiana's phone and recorded a video to send to Juexi.

"Wow, wow, Ai Li, do you know Mei?"

"Hey, I don't know her. But from her name, she seems to be a pretty and cute girl. Is she your good friend?"

Kiana smiled like a nympho.

"Hehe, of course, Mei is the most beautiful girl in the world, and my best friend!"

Ai Li's face was red, she had drunk quite a bit.

"Hey, does Kiana like Mei?"

"Of course, I like Mei the most~"

"Then, what about Juexi? Kiana, what is he to you~"

"Captain? Captain..."

Kiana muttered softly twice, then suddenly loudly.

"The Captain is my husband! (Very loud)"

The people around were startled and cast strange looks at her. Fu Hua looked back at everyone and bowed to apologize. She also told Ai Li to stop playing. Qi Qi, who was beside Ai Li, looked at Ai Li and then at Kiana with wide eyes.

"Does Grandma Alicia like Brother Juexi?"

Ellie looked shocked.

"grandmother?"

Qiqi didn't reply, and Ai Li felt a little embarrassed.

"Grandma, no. Call me sister."

Qiqi nodded.

"Then is the relationship between Sister Ai Li and Brother Jue Xi the same as that between Sister Kiana and Brother Captain?"

Ai Li was stunned for a moment, then smiled and touched Qiqi's head.

"No?~ Xiao Qiqi, although I like your brother Juexi, sister Ai Li, I also like your sister Yiden~ sister Qiana~..."

Then Alicia said a lot of names... and it seemed that she had even included Meiyi, which made Qiqi feel overwhelmed. Alicia asked Qiqi back.

"Xiao Qiqi also likes your brother Juexi, doesn't he?"

Qiqi nodded in confusion.

"Qiqi still likes it, little Tuanque."

"The little sparrow is so cute~ I like it too~"

Qiqi seemed to understand, and stopped talking, silently drinking the milk in her hand. Juexi also happened to come to the noodle shop. When he saw the video of Kiana being drunk sent by Ai Li just now, Juexi was on his way. Juexi glanced at Kiana, and then looked at Ai Li with a slightly blaming look, and Ai Li smiled. Juexi was speechless, how could his own paramecium idiot be a match for Ai Li, who didn't seem to be drunk at all...

On the way back, Eden and Wendy supported each other. They had drunk to their heart's content. Juexi carried the unconscious Kiana on his back. Fu Hua heard that Abonya had opened another nursing home, so she planned to go there to help out at night and didn't go back with the others. Ai Li followed Juexi. She held Qiqi with one hand and chatted with Paduo with the phone Juexi had just given her. Then she skillfully created a group chat "Golden Courtyard". Although only her and Paduo's avatars were lit at the moment, it would definitely be lively here once Juexi gave everyone the phone. Ai Li looked at the Eye of God on her waist.

"Jue Xi~ Why is my God's Eye white? I want a pink one? Is that okay~"

Jue Xi subconsciously thought of something bad, the pink one... If it was the grass element again, wouldn't it be silver w... Jue Xi quickly shook his head, it must be the Honkai consciousness that affected him, he would never be so lustful, that's right.

"Ahem, white suits you better, Ellie."

"Why?"

"Well... because you see, the pattern on your Ice God's Eye is white snowflakes. It gives you a pure and flawless feeling, doesn't it? It means you are a 'flawless person'~"

Ellie was a little surprised.

"Wow, I didn't expect you to be so talkative, Juexi. You've even said sorry to me. Kiana must have been fooled by your sweet words. That's really too much. You're cheating on a pretty and lovely girl, yet you're saying these things to her."

Jue Xi immediately spoke righteously.

"I have nothing to fear from my own shadow. This captain is devoted to Kiana."

"Pfft, good, good, wholeheartedly~"

While the two were bickering, everyone returned to the small house, opened the door and walked in to the huge Domination Theater. However, the Domination Theater was changed to be full of birdsong and flowers, otherwise Kiana would be unhappy.

After arranging the arrangements for several people, Juexi returned to his and Kiana's room, put Qibao on the bed, covered her forehead with his hand, and slowly used the power of "creation" to help Kiana accelerate the decomposition of alcohol in her body. After a while, Kiana returned to normal and opened her eyes. She looked at Juexi, and she was so embarrassed when she thought of her embarrassing appearance at the dinner table just now.

Kiana thought.

"Sister Ai Li is such a jerk. She even filmed the video and sent it to the captain. She is so mean. Why did the captain keep looking at me? It's so embarrassing!!!"

Although Juexi didn't know what Qibao was thinking at the moment, she had guessed it. Juexi looked sly.

"Oh~ That's not right. My power is ineffective against the end. Logically speaking, Qibao, you should have worn off the alcohol by now."

Then Jue Xi held up Kiana’s little red face with both hands and squeezed it.

"My Qibao feels so good~ But why is your face still so red?"

Kiana was embarrassed and annoyed.

"Mu! Jue! Xi!"

Jue Xi still had a smug expression on his face.