I, who was killing God, became a knife crusher

"Okay, okay! I won't give up even if I'm alone!"

Ouroboros declared, clenching his fists.

“If the goal is bigger, then this is very inspiring.”

"Will you die if you stop complaining about me?"

Ouroboros glared at Moyin.

"Pfft."

Jörmungandr, who was drinking from a can of cold coffee, laughed again.

"What are you laughing at again!!!"

"No, I just feel that you have been pampered a lot since you came out, little snake. You have forgotten that Mo Yin can easily tear you apart and leave only a mental cloud map."

"Humph, he won't do that! So rounding it off means he doesn't have the ability!"

Ouroboros said fearlessly.

"That's why I said that you've changed a lot after being spoiled. In the past, you just knew that the other person wouldn't do such a thing, and you would try your best to avoid provoking such a person. Your change is really interesting. Is this also a kind of absolute trust?"

Jörmungandr asked teasingly after taking a sip of coffee.

"He has already fished you out of that electronic sea full of garbage. If I don't trust him, who should I trust? Should I trust the agent? Should I trust the evil-faced maid who will bury me just because I don't meet her requirements?"

“I recorded it, huh?”

Jörmungandr pulled a recorder from his pocket.

"If there really is what I just said in it, I will grab you and jump off this mountain range right now! I'm serious! I'm not kidding you!!!"

Ouroboros' face froze and he spoke.

"Even if we jump off this mountain, we won't get hurt. We'll just make a big hole in the ground. Are you so scared that your mind cloud can't think calmly?"

Jörmungandr continued to tease Ouroboros.

"Okay, Jörmungandr, stop bullying the little snake. She just sobered up. It's a bit too much to torment her like this. It would be bad if she started crying."

Moyin spoke up to smooth things over.

"Who would cry!!! I'm not crying! Do you think I'm afraid of the agent?"

Ouroboros' eyes were tinged with moisture as he spoke with a trembling voice.

"Isn't this look of her about to cry quite adorable? The usually fierce little snake has such a cute side. Doesn't it make people want to bully her even more?"

Having said this, Jörmungandr still threw the recorder in his hand to Ouroboros.

Ouroboros grabbed the recorder and crushed it, only then did he regain some confidence.

"I've never been to the Iron Blood Works, but what did the head maid do to you that made you so afraid of her?"

Jörmungandr asked curiously.

"In her eyes, only Moyin and Eliza are the ones she respects! All other humanoids or humans are considered tools that can be discarded at any time! If you fail to carry out her orders, you will be treated like scrap metal! No matter how you think and plan, you can't escape the ending she has arranged for you!!"

Ouroboros began to accuse the agent of being terrible.

"Well, as the agent's master, I have to say a few fair words. The agent is actually not as bad as you think. You think she is scary only because you often contradict her, so she will naturally deal with you."

"When the Destroyer was bullied by the Dreamer, she took good care of the Destroyer. Although she does have a stern face at ordinary times, she is actually a very good agent."

Moyin, who was cooking, heard Ouroboros saying bad things about the agent and couldn't help but refute him.

"Look, that guy is very good at building relationships. In our headquarters, Mo Yin loves her and 416 the most and can't stand hearing a bad word about them."

"I'm just speaking the truth..."

Moyin said with a helpless smile.

“But there is definitely bias!”

"Well... after all, the agent is really perfect as a maid, and I don't have to worry about anything..."

Well, Moyin admitted that he was indeed partial to the agent. After all, he had given him the divine ring, so it would be a lie to say that he was not partial.

"Admit it! Look and I'll tell you!"

Ouroboros looked to Jörmungandr for support.

"Well, look at it from another perspective. You are all my precious fighting force. As my head maid, the agent will do her utmost to protect the safety of my property. From this point of view, she will also protect you, little snake, as long as you don't contradict her."

Mo Yin spoke up.

"It takes being treated as an appendage to be protected."

Ouroboros complained with tears in his eyes.

"So I said it was a valuable combat power, how can it be an accessory..."

Moyin shook his head speechlessly. It was really troublesome when girls acted willful.

"Well, isn't it good to have someone who can control the little snakes? If you, Moyin, don't have the heart to take action against your family, no one can control the others. There will always be people who gradually become lawless under such pampering, and the agent bears this responsibility. It is precisely because other humanoids know that you may not punish them severely, but you have an agent who is completely capable of punishing them, that you can manage such a large family well."

Jörmungandr commented as he sipped his cold coffee.

"Um... I haven't thought about this. It seems that the agent has done a lot for me behind the scenes. Next time I should make some cake for her to thank her."

Moyin was stunned for a moment. He had indeed never thought about this aspect.

"Hey! Jörmungandr! Why are you speaking for the agent? How much did you pay her? I'll pay you double if you speak for me!"

Ouroboros said unhappily.

"Why would I take her money? I haven't spent all the pocket money Moyin gave me. I can ask him for more money if I do. I am just truthfully evaluating the role of the acting head maid in this family centered on Moyin. There is always someone to play the bad guy, and she took the initiative to take on this position. From the perspective of a waitress, she is able to do this to help her master solve problems. I think it is commendable."

Jörmungandr said seriously.

"You two are bullying me!!! I don't have any companions! I might as well jump down from here and die!"

Ouroboros cried out in grief.

"Ah, the omelette is ready, little snake. Can you help me taste it and see if there's anything missing?"

Moyin picked up the omelet and handed it over.

"Well, I'll do you this favor reluctantly."

Xiao Sheshe ate the omelet on her chopsticks. After chewing it for a few times, her cheek twitched. It was so delicious that the aroma of the egg was so strong that she couldn't hold back her previous anger. In the end, she had to look at Moyin with a whimper.

"Give me another one."

"Okay, okay, another egg roll."

Moyin smiled and picked up another egg roll and put it to Ouroboros' mouth.

"Totally tamed."

Jörmungandr complained with a smile on his face.

"I'm not tamed! It's just that this guy has cooked tens of millions of meals! No one can have as much cooking experience as him! How can I refuse something so delicious!! And after eating it, you will feel warm and lazy, and you can't be angry anymore! If you don't believe me, try it yourself!"

Ouroboros said angrily.

"I've eaten it before, so I know it very well. I feel like if you stay with Moyin for too long, he will turn you into a useless snake. No, I'm almost like a useless snake now."

Jörmungandr walked to Moyin's cooking table, scooped up a piece of egg roll, put it in his mouth and started eating. It really was a taste that could make any mechanical life form feel happy.

"I am a useless snake, and you will be one too soon! Even if you, Jörmungandr, are the world snake, you will become like me if you stay with him for a long time!"

The little snake sneered and said, if you can't beat Jörmungandr, just pull her down to the same level as yourself! Then use your rich experience at this level to defeat Jörmungandr, this is her strategy!

"So I'm different from you. I won't be slowly cooked in the comfortable warm water. I plan to end this date after this meal."

"ah????"

Ouroboros was stunned.

"You're kidding me, this is a lie. If you don't eat something this delicious for a few months, wouldn't it be a big loss..."

Ouroboros muttered.

"Only those who can control their desire for pleasure can become stronger. You can be tamed by a few meals. This is the gap between us."

Jörmungandr said with a sense of superiority.

“Huh?!!! Who are you looking down on? I can control myself, okay? Don’t think I’m worse than you! It’s over today, it’s over today!”

"Whoever is cowardly is a useless snake."

"Okay! I'm not afraid of you!"

Moyin continued to prepare the ingredients with amusement on the side. It was actually quite interesting to watch Ouroboros and Jörmungandr bickering.

My own children are so cute.

After a big meal, Jörmungandr and Ouroboros opened a cross-border passage and found a random world to play in, while Moyin found the executioner who was responsible for protecting Mayuri's parents.

"The escort mission is complete. Thank you for your hard work, Executioner."

"It's not that it's hard, but the people who came here are too weak. It's not fun at all. Will you play a game with me later?"

"Row."

Mo Yinyou agreed.

"Let's have a drink after the fight."

"Ah."

"And a wild drunken sport that will at least make me pass out from the pleasure."

. . . . . I will try my best, but you also know the endurance of humanoids . . . "

Hmm... The tactical dolls under his command are now of star-level strength. They can remain unscathed even if a nuclear bomb hits their face. It is not a problem to make the executioner happy, but it is very challenging to make her faint from pleasure.

"It's okay. I believe in your energy and skills."

The executioner patted Moyin's shoulder with great trust.

"Don't have strange expectations of me..."

Moyin said with a helpless smile.

"In order to ensure that the task you assigned to me went smoothly, I haven't drunk a drop of alcohol during this period. Is it only natural that you should give me compensation?"