Miss Serena's daily rent collection in American comics

"It's a bit mysterious. I think even black technology companies like Microsoft and Bone Song don't have such strength. When I first came here, I pinched myself and it hurt so much! And I can breathe in secondhand smoke, which means that in this world, we are almost the same as before. I think it's difficult for current technology to achieve this..."

"That's why we feel like we've traveled through time, right?"

The two middle-aged men looked at each other and smiled helplessly.

"So now..."

Throwing away the cigarette butt in his hand, the smoking uncle stood up, twisted his arms and stretched.

"Let's take it one step at a time and look around first. I see there's still snow on the ground, but it doesn't feel cold. I'm afraid we've fallen into hypothermia and can't tell the difference between hot and cold."

Hearing his words, Lao Zhang also jumped a few times on the spot as a warm-up. After saying "oh", he became full of energy. Even though the body is old, every old man has a former boy in his heart...

"Hey! I'm talking to the person over there!"

Suddenly, a clear female voice rang in their ears. Turning back, they saw a girl with platinum-blonde hair wearing a Victorian-era maid outfit standing on a tree trunk not far away. The maid's knee-length skirt swayed in the wind, revealing the absolute territory under the skirt. Her face was full of shock, as if she had seen a ghost.

"Forehead......"

The uncle and Lao Zhang were both stunned. Even though they had seen and heard for more than 30 years, they had never seen such a beautiful girl. Thinking about the yellow-faced woman at home, and then looking at the maid in front of them... She was like an angel!

No, this is an angel!

The girl jumped from one tree trunk to another in a few steps, and then jumped directly from a height of dozens of meters, landing in front of the two people. The anti-gravity skirt did not move at all under such an impact, as if the previous movement by the wind was fake.

"you......"

The girl looked at the two naked middle-aged men in front of her with joy, and finally found the "idiot thing" that the god mentioned.

"It's 'retarded stuff'."

"Clam?!!!"

Lao Zhang and the uncle were stunned for a moment. The girl was so happy that she said such nonsense? Wait, that idiot thing, it sounds like Chinese! But why is there Chinese mixed in the alien language she speaks? And! Why can they understand the alien language? ? ?

"You are really idiots, wandering around in the forest without any clothes on in the freezing cold of over 40 degrees below zero."

"puff......"

Lao Zhang spat out the words on the spot.

"Below zero...more than 40..."

The uncle covered his face with one hand, looking hopeless.

I originally wanted to nag the other party and teach them a lesson, but it turned out that it sounded as if the two of them were really idiots.

(PS: Think for a moment, then start waiting for tickets.)

Chapter 336 It’s such a shame

"I'm so sorry for running around naked in -40 degrees Celsius."

The uncle looked as if he had lost all hope in life, and Lao Zhang next to him was not much better, lying on the ground with a stomachache.

"As expected, you are the one that God specifically asked to see."

The blonde maid suddenly said this, leaving the two grown men stunned.

"God...god?"

Lao Zhang stuttered a little, and the uncle next to him raised his eyebrows with interest.

"Did this trigger some plot?"

"I don't know what plot was triggered, but since you are the person God has specifically asked to see, please follow me."

The blonde maid replied with a smile, then turned around and prepared to leave.

"and many more!"

Seeing the maid was about to leave, the uncle quickly spoke to keep her.

"what happened?"

Turning back with some confusion, the maid had no idea what these two "idiots" were up to.

"Look, we don't even have any clothes now, should we first..."

"Oh my, oh my. Rem seems to have discovered something incredible. I didn't expect that Mr. 'idiot' could feel cold. I thought he saw a demigod. It seems that they are two idiots."

The blonde maid named Rem almost made the two old men spit blood when she spoke. After an awkward eye contact with Lao Zhang, the uncle did not expect that because of one sentence, the two of them were really called "idiots". But... it seems to feel good. It's not because they are both masochists, but because they found that this game is really the same as what was said in the promotion, and there is no false propaganda. At least this kind of plot character who can answer questions fluently has left those so-called "highly intelligent AI" far behind. This sharp tongue and complaints really made them interested in continuing to play... not because they don't know how to quit!

"I followed you all the way before and thought you were not afraid of the cold at all."

It seems like I heard this Rem say something extraordinary!

"You guys are walking too slowly, so I ran ahead to give you a taste of what's happening. At this slow pace, I don't know how long it will take to reach the castle."

As he was talking and finishing off the enemy, I felt that my heart was bleeding. This can't be considered AI! This explosive and sharp tongue is just like the characters in anime! And this sharp finishing off the enemy, where did you learn this last-hitting expertise? Did you work in Raccoon City before? You are so skilled at finishing off the enemy! It makes me want to be a white-collar scientist!

He was roaring madly in his heart, but unfortunately the uncle, who was past the age of complaining, was just standing there with no hope in life. He turned his head stiffly and exchanged a glance with Lao Zhang. He could also see the inner drama in the other's eyes.

“By the way, are you gay? Even with the beautiful girl Rem standing here, you still like to look at each other affectionately. It turns out that same-sex love is true love. I didn’t expect that what God said was absolutely right.”

"What kind of god are you? You can't be the only one imagining this all the time and then blaming others to excuse yourself!"

Old Zhang, who had completely collapsed, complained loudly, and the uncle next to him also covered his face with one hand and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, looking as if the wind was whistling and the water was cold.

"Ah, you've been discovered. But if that's the case, then you've completed the first mission."

Rem nodded, smiled, and said something that confused the two.

"Hey, hey, hey, we haven't accepted any missions yet..."

'Complete the novice mission: Complain about this world'

"it is good......"

With his mouth wide open, the uncle looked as if someone was choking him.

"My god, the mission is already completed!"

'Congratulations on completing the achievement: If there is a first time in life, there will definitely be a second time'

"Fuck..."

The uncle quickly shut up and silently looked at the words that suddenly appeared in front of him. He hadn't complained about others for nearly 20 years. He didn't expect that there would be such an achievement in this game. When would such a weird achievement appear in the game?

Taking a few deep breaths, letting the cold wind soothe the blue veins on his forehead, the uncle looked at the pop-up task 2, and then looked at the maid named Rem in front of him. After accepting the novice reward and achievement reward, he followed the prompts in the game and made a very standard JOJO stand.

"Eh? What's wrong with you again? Have you gone insane because of Rem-sama? Ah! That's really disrespectful. If you make a 'retard' that the God has specifically requested to see turn out to be a retard or something, you will definitely be scolded! But... hehe, that's not bad either. Please whip me! My God!"

"Ah! It turns out this is a perverted lesbian!"

Lao Zhang grinned, but in the next second he made a standard DIO stand.

"Wait, what does that pose you're doing mean?"

After noticing Lao Zhang's actions, the uncle hurriedly asked.

"Ah I?"

Lao Zhang pointed at himself, then looked at the clothes that appeared on the uncle's face with a confused look on his face.

"What the hell?! Where did you get those clothes?!"

"I got it from the novice gift pack. They said it was some lowest-level costume, but that's all it is."

Pointing at the suit on his body, the uncle repeated the previous action.

"Come to think of it, the JOJO stand is a backpack, so what is your DIO stand?"

"This is the attribute panel. I just checked the system version and it says that the server hasn't been opened yet, and we are now in the novice protection, so we won't be affected by environmental damage. All my attributes are 1, but the spirit is 0.5. Check yours quickly. It says that it is based on the individual's physical fitness in reality."

"0.5 mental strength... Tsk tsk, it seems you can't do it..."

Before the word "mage" came out of his mouth, the uncle showed an expression of a victim.

"Except for my mental strength which is 2, everything else is 0.5."

"Then congratulations, you can become a wizard."

However, Rem responded with great interest.

Looking at the maid who was still teasing them, and then looking at the coarse cloth clothes that Lao Zhang took out and the face that looked like a European dog, he shouted loudly.

“What a misfortune!!”

"I'm sorry for your father, the Pirate King! I'm sorry for your mother, the Geoduck! You fucking gave me a 0.2% chance of drawing a costume, and you fucking drew it for me and you're showing off! Eat my ass!"

As he spoke, Lao Zhang took out a pitch-black spear and stabbed it at him.

"You can't attack without a specialization. Where did you get the weapon from?"

The uncle turned around with a look of grief and anger and ran away.

"We're not even level 0, we're level 0! You want to PVP at level ! Fuck Grandpa Li... Shit! What a pity! How unfortunate!!"

'Congratulations on completing the achievement: Always showing off here! Seal, eat the spear!'

'Achievement Reward: African Chief Job Change Scroll x1'

'Welcome home, Lord Chief'

At that moment, Lao Zhang felt the malice from the world.

(PS: I’m so hungry! Because I don’t have money, so when I’m hungry, I can only chew my own tail...)

Chapter 337 A new version of the ship you have never experienced

"Um...Brother, there seems to be something wrong with our reincarnation world."

Looking at the blue sky above, a young man in a special warfare uniform was a little scared. They were reincarnations from the main god space. Because they had randomly drawn a strange mission-designated possession, after being wiped out by the world boss in the previous group battle, they resolutely chose to enter this mission to improve their strength.

"What's wrong? One look at the sky tells you this world is destined to be extraordinary. Improving our strength here is definitely the best option. You don't want to encounter a world boss that requires several reincarnation teams to fight together and then be wiped out by a slap in the face next time."

The captain of the team, who was called the big brother, quietly lit a cigarette for himself, and while smoking, he looked at the sky above his head without saying a word. Ah, what a familiar color. Thinking back to the time when he and his sister-in-law had such a good fusion, I remember that day, his brother-in-law's head was so green that it was almost dripping with watermelon...

"No, big brother, my combat power detector exploded. I just randomly measured it at the sky, and this detector, which is said to be able to detect 500 billion combat power, exploded!"

Pointing excitedly at the exploded detector in his hand, the other young man also became anxious.

They were all three-nothings from a planet named "Earth", with no house, no car, and no money. Because they were roommates, attending the same university and living in the same dormitory, they had a very close relationship. As the saying goes, when one side is in trouble, all sides will come to its aid. When they had no money to take a night flight, they would buy steamed buns and mineral water and pool the money together. When they had no clothes to wear, they would take turns wearing the washed ones. Although they had not yet started to be gay, they were almost on the verge of becoming gay.