A man in Handong: living off Zhong Xiaoai

Dongguan Boy looked at the photo that Jimmy had left for him on the table.

"570" Dongguan boy knew that his time was running out.

Inside Zheng Jindong's office in the provincial government building of Handong Province.

Zheng Jindong was initially overwhelmed by the Zhou Fuqi shooting incident, but upon hearing that his sister had arranged a date with Zhong Xiaoai for him, his mood instantly improved.

In his secretary's room outside, Chen Zhichun heard someone knocking and casually replied, "Come in."

Just then, the crow opened the door and came in.

When the crow came in, it saw Chen Zhichun's pig-like head, which was so swollen that he was unrecognizable.

The crow stared wide-eyed, looking utterly incredulous.

"Holy crap! What happened to you? Did you really turn into Pigsy from Black Myth? How did you manage to get such a shocking look?"

Upon hearing what the crow said, Chen Zhichun wore an expression that suggested he was on the verge of tears.

I look like this because of the time I was trying to squeeze onto the shuttle bus.

Back then, Fang Ting was still a "pure and innocent girl," and she could do whatever she wanted.

Now she's suddenly become a "bus," and every time she goes, she has to squeeze on with others. This is her fate; she's been dealt with.

However, if it's not crowded, Fang Ting will also get off the bus and leave once everyone else has gotten off.

Even though I haven't had a chance to get on the bus yet, it's so unfair! I clearly paid 10 yuan for the boarding fee, while those other people are riding for free. They can't keep bullying me like this.

Sometimes, they would make themselves kneel on the ground and let Fang Ting step on their backs, while the others would squeeze onto the "bus" from behind!

I paid 100,000 yuan, but it turned into a stepping stone.

Who can I talk to about these grievances? Who can I even talk to?

"It's all because of your underlings bullying me. I always pay for the fare and still get bullied."

Upon hearing this, the crow waved its hand.

"You paid the fare and still got ripped off. What does that prove?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Zhichun assumed that the crow was going to say a few words of justice for him.

It would be great if the crow could speak up for itself, after all, its money didn't grow on trees.

The million dollars that the crow gave me before has long been spent, and I've added a lot more money myself since then.

Later, when it wasn't enough, he used Zheng Jindong's name to ask some people for more.

My money didn't come easily, and it's very risky. The crow should say a few fair words for me!

Chen Zhichun looked at the crow with anticipation.

"What are you proving?"

The crow smiled.

"That proves you're an idiot! Think about it, who pays for a ride and then gets bullied? You paid for the ride and still got bullied, which just proves you're an idiot!"

Chen Zhichun was stunned when he heard what the crow said.

He hated himself for expecting this; the crow was a devil, how could it possibly help him?

Seeing that Chen Zhichun had lost interest, Crow prepared to open the door and go into Zheng Jindong's office himself.

Upon seeing this, Chen Zhichun quickly spoke up.

"I'll go and inform them for you. Once the governor approves, you can go in!"

The crow looked at Chen Zhichun with an impatient expression.

"Are you really an idiot? How well do I know Governor Zheng? Do I need to be notified before I go in? Notify your mother my ass!"

After saying this, Crow completely ignored Chen Zhichun's reaction, opened the door, and went into the inner room.

Zheng Jindong was already thrilled to have won Zhong Xiaoai's heart, and now that Crow is back, it's a double celebration!

In an instant, Zheng Jindong burst into laughter...

"Crow! Hurry, hurry! You're back, come sit down!"

Seeing Zheng Jindong's enthusiasm towards him, Crow looked smug and turned to look at Chen Zhichun, who had just hurriedly followed him in.

"Idiot! Get out! I have something very important to discuss with Governor Zheng! Just get out of here!"

As he spoke, Crow pushed Chen Zhichun out the door, and just as the door closed, he said something in a comforting tone.

"Alright! Get lost!"

After the door was closed, the crow, showing no shyness whatsoever, swaggered over to Zheng Jindong and sat down directly.

"Governor Zheng, you look so happy! Is there some good news? Tell us so we can share the joy!"

Despite hearing what the crow said, Zheng Jindong still had a smile on his face.

“Crow, to tell you the truth, my sister has come to Jingzhou.”

Upon hearing this, the crow thought, "Oh! This place requires me to flatter them, I understand!"

"Brother and sister reunited! What a joyous reunion! Congratulations!"

Zheng Jindong waved his hand, still wearing a genuine smile.

"That's not all! You probably won't believe it! My sister helped me arrange a meeting with Qi Tongwei's wife, Zhong Xiaoai! I'm going to use my charm to win her over! Hahaha!"

The crow looked at Zheng Jindong, who had a smug look on his face, and couldn't help but curl its lips.

You fucking know I don't believe it, so why did you say 1.7? You son of a bitch!

Damn it! He even claimed he managed to get a date with Secretary Qi's wife. What the hell?

Why don't you just say that you invited Chang'e out and went to heaven with that Pigsy outside your door, side by side?

This is absolutely infuriating! Such an idiot, laughing so happily every day!

What if one day he eats a sheep dung ball and thinks he's eaten a magic pill, and gets overjoyed?

"Governor Zheng is really amazing! Does that mean Governor Zheng has already fulfilled his wish, won back Zhong Xiaoai, and is preparing to head back to Beijing?"

Zheng Jindong had been holding back his joy all day, and now that he was sharing it, he felt an exceptionally smooth feeling of joy.

"Crow, to be honest, my mission in Jingzhou is basically nearing completion!"

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Upon hearing this, the crow thought, "Can't you at least rehearse your boasting? I was saying that my work of conquering the universe is nearing completion!"

Damn, what a braggart! Before meeting this idiot, I always thought I was the biggest braggart, but after meeting him, I realized I was too honest and too reserved in my speech!

People shouldn't be as honest as themselves; they should be like Zheng Jindong, who's a bit silly, and talk more big!

"Governor Zheng, before you leave, I also have a big gift for you. I'm sure you'll be very happy to hear it!"

Upon hearing this, Zheng Jindong immediately showed a delighted expression.

I know myself perfectly well. Who am I? I was born into privilege! How could my life possibly be filled with bad luck? That's simply impossible!

Today seems to be a double celebration; I wonder what good news the crow brought me.

"Crow! What good news do you have? Tell us!"

Seeing Zheng Jindong's expectant expression, even the crows couldn't help but laugh.

Damn! I was lying to this idiot! But he seems to trust me completely! It's making me feel so embarrassed!

Damn it! I just said he was a braggart! And now, he's putting on this innocent act in front of me again. It's unbearable!

"Governor Zheng, the Dongxing Takeout I told you about before is now incredibly successful! Throughout the entire Great Xia Kingdom, there are Dongxing Takeout's blue-clad knights everywhere! People who know us know we're in the takeout business! But if they didn't, they'd think we'd hired tens of thousands of guys to fight people!"

Zheng Jindong frowned slightly as he listened to Crow's words.

"But I only see delivery drivers in yellow uniforms on the street, and I rarely see delivery drivers in blue uniforms!"

The crow saw that Zheng Jindong's eyes were full of doubt.

Holy crap! How did I suddenly become so smart again?! What the hell?! Damn it! Wasn't being silly just now perfectly fine? Being silly is cute!

"Governor Zheng, are you yellow-blue colorblind? All I see outside are delivery riders in blue uniforms! I guess your position is too high, and you live in these high-walled compounds every day, unaware that the outside world has been taken over by blue deliverymen!"

Upon hearing this, Zheng Jindong realized that what the crow said made a lot of sense, as he indeed rarely ate takeout.

No, I don't eat takeout at all, so it's impossible for me to know what's going on outside.

Who knew! Crow is so efficient! It turns out that Dongxing Delivery is already catching up with Meiyan Delivery so quickly!

Thinking of this, Zheng Jindong was in an exceptionally good mood.

First, he won over Zhong Xiaoai, which gave him the confidence to do everything.

Then, they would reverse the Zhou Fuqi shooting case and pin all the blame on Qi Tongwei.

Finally, when Qi Tongwei learned that his business had failed, there was no greater victory than this; it was simply wonderful!

"Crow! Well done! This is a great achievement for you!"

Upon hearing this, the crow exclaimed, "That's right! You're supposed to be this silly! Being silly is good; it'll get you killed quickly! The sooner you die, the sooner you're reborn! Rebirth sounds so good! It's a perfect match for Zheng Jindong's silliness!"

"Governor Zheng, so our Dongxing Takeout is now profitable. Starting this month, I will transfer 100 million yuan to your account every month! Of course, I know you're not short of money! The main thing is that we should share the joy of defeating Qi Tongwei!"

Zheng Jindong was overjoyed to hear this.

That's so well said; joy is meant to be shared.

Having just shared my joy with the crow, I am now truly filled with happiness.

Who can understand the joy of sharing?

Although I really don't lack money! Let alone sharing my joy, who would complain about earning too much money?

One hundred million a month, that's no small sum!

"Crow! Meeting you is truly like divine intervention! Hahaha!"

Upon hearing this, the crow thought, "Damn it, I'm about to kill him, and he's still so happy. What an idiot!"

I want to laugh too, what should I do? I can't hold it in! Damn! It's so hard to stop!

Suddenly, even the crow couldn't hold back anymore. He leaned on the table and burst into laughter.