How come you're also my ex-girlfriend?

Looking at the girl who was almost burying her face in her legs, Xu Yan couldn't help but sigh.

It's so rare to find such an innocent girl these days.

In a corner where he couldn't see, Shen Yourong was secretly taking out her phone and deleting Zhang Ziyu and Chang Yu from her friends list.

There are no evening self-study sessions, so school ends relatively early in the afternoon.

Two beautiful girls with different styles, each with their own unique charm, were standing not far from the school gate, waiting for something.

With her hair in pigtails, Xiao Lili, looking a little shy, stood close to Jiang Yiyao beside her. "Yaoyao...you go home with him, why are you making me wait here?"

The crowds were immense, and the line of students leaving school was a sea of ​​people.

However, Jiang Yiyao frowned, just like an investigator who would not let any criminal go unpunished.

"Nonsense, I can't keep an eye on him by myself. What if he runs away?"

"It can't be that bad... We agreed to go home for dinner together, how could he possibly run away?"

Jiang Yiyao sneered, looking at the naive girl with pigtails, "What was your first impression of Xu Yan?"

Xiao Lili thought for a moment, then said somewhat awkwardly, "It was just one guy..."

"to be frank!"

"A handsome guy."

She answered honestly.

Jiang Yiyao scoffed, "Superficial. He may look respectable, but he's actually cunning, treacherous, and shameless. If he feels guilty, he'll definitely be thinking about how to escape rather than making amends."

How can you be so sure?

"Because that's what I do."

Xiao Lili: ...

What should I say? "Birds of a feather flock together"?

“You guys are really interesting…” she replied dryly.

"Alright, enough talk, he's out, let's go!"

"oh oh!"

Xiao Lili followed Jiang Yiyao's footsteps, and saw a handsome young man riding a bicycle stand out from the crowd.

"Xu Yan, you squat down and cross your arms!"

Xiao Lili: ? ? ?

Jiang Yiyao shouted directly.

Xu Yan, riding his bicycle, suddenly looked at the two women.

"Good boy, Hakimi, you're not blocking the way! Get out of the way, or you'll get splattered with blood!"

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Chapter 38 Fiery Cylinder

Xiao Lili truly believed that saying: there is a natural attraction between gods and humans.

Who would be so kind as to put up a conversation like that at the school gate? Aren't they afraid of getting into trouble?!

Even if they were extraordinary people, the key point is that the saying "ugly people often do strange things" doesn't apply to them. It's more accurate to say that using these two great faces to do such things is indeed a waste of their talents.

Xu Yan, of course, failed to escape and got out of the car.

They are currently pushing bicycles together, with Jiang Yiyao, to take Xiao Lili to the bus stop.

"Now that they know to run, it's too late."

Jiang Yiyao said with a cold smile.

Xu Yan, pushing his bicycle, scoffed, "Run? I'm just going home. Don't be so narcissistic. You're not enough to scare me!"

Jiang Yiyao is just a nobody; she probably has no idea how many storms her brother Xu has weathered in his life.

"Really? I almost let you do some stunts on a bicycle just now, and you're still being so stubborn?"

"Actually, I have a soft mouth, you can try it."

Xu Yan blinked, his innocent and naive demeanor mixed with a touch of shyness and coyness, which broadened Xiao Lili's horizons.

Do they all have such a wild time in private?

Jiang Yiyao smiled and raised her arm. "Sure, such a soft mouth, it should swell up a lot if you hit it, right?"

Xiao Lili: ...Not only are you wild, but you're also perverted?

"He's always ready to hit people, what a violent maniac! Lili is so gentle, she looks like a lady from a good family."

Xu Yan directly shifted his focus. How could he avoid being surrounded? It's simple: praise another person and bring in an ally.

Xiao Lili's eyes trembled slightly, and she said embarrassedly, "It's...it's alright, not like you said."

Jiang Yiyao sneered, "You've believed his nonsense your whole life. Lili is obviously the kind of person who would give her life for her lover. Sigh."

"No way! I've never been in a relationship!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, are they already starting to reveal their romantic history?"

"oops!"

Xu Yan interrupted righteously, "How can you say that about your good friend? Lili, if you ask me, you should just be friends with me and dump her. She doesn't care about you at all!"

"Stop trying to drive a wedge between us." Jiang Yiyao rolled her eyes, then took Xiao Lili's arm. "Remember, never date someone like Xu Yan in the future. He never tells the truth, he has no sense of responsibility when things go wrong, and he's the worst at taking away family property when it comes to dividing it up."

Xiao Lili's cheeks flushed slightly, her eyes gleaming: "So you're looking for someone like this?"

Xu Yan and Jiang Yiyao: ?

The two exchanged a glance. "That's a bit aggressive, huh?"

Jiang Yiyao said irritably, "Isn't this all your fault?"

"Hehe, just kidding~" Xiao Lili laughed again.

They walked together to the bus stop, and the bus arrived quickly. Xu Yan's voice choked with emotion, "Lili, take good care of yourself over there. Remember to call home often, whether there's anything wrong or not. I'll go buy you some oranges."

Xiao Lili skipped and hopped into the car, her twin ponytails bouncing along with her, radiating youthful energy.

She turned around with a smile, her cheeks slightly flushed: "Okay, Mom and Dad~"

Xu Yan: ?

As the bus drove away, Xu Yan stroked his chin and looked at Jiang Yiyao, who was speechless beside him. "You're something else. You've corrupted such a good girl in such a short time."

Jiang Yiyao rolled her eyes at the boy. "Is it possible that he just learned what methods to use on what kind of people? That just means I taught him very well."

“Teach me something useful. You’ve turned someone’s carefree youth into a world of deceit and backstabbing. I’m the only victim. Stop it, Ayao.”

"Tsk, wasn't I good enough at teaching you? In just three days, I've taken you from the regular class to the experimental class."

"Are you trying to take credit for something? I got in through my own merit, what does it have to do with you!"

Did I give you the vocabulary book?

"It was given."

Did I place a bet on you?

"It's booked."

"Without my encouragement, you would have failed miserably. So, the fact that you were able to get into the experimental class is 90% due to my wise guidance, meticulous encouragement, and targeted support."

Xu Yan stared wide-eyed at this shameless girl. "I only deserve 10% credit?"

"Five percent of that ten percent is because your pen has ink."

"Sure, sure, if you're so capable, you'll be credited with 90% of the credit when I have a baby in the future."

Jiang Yiyao: ?

The girl's fair cheeks couldn't help but heat up: "Sexual harassment, is that it!"

"Don't try to scam me! This isn't a library, and I'm not a 'graduate school guarantee pill.' Don't try to refine me!"

"Then you'd better delete the recording right away. Don't blame me for not warning you, things might get a little awkward when we get home."

Xu Yan looked at Jiang Yiyao, and said shyly, "So we already have a family? Isn't that a bit too fast..."

"Ugh~" Jiang Yiyao couldn't help but make a vomiting face. "Don't disgust me!"

Xu Yan straddled the bicycle with a grin, "You don't need to worry about the recording. I'll only use it for self-defense when I need to protect myself."

Jiang Yiyao gave a cold laugh, "Wasn't it you who was defending yourself while listening to my singing in the middle of the night?"

Xu Yan: ?

Hajiyao, you little rascal!

"Let me see your middle finger."

"Then come closer, I'll poke it into your eyeball, you should be able to see it more clearly."

"...Isn't that inappropriate? You can't go there~"

"You idiot! Hurry up and ride!"

Jiang Yiyao sat on the back of the other person's bicycle, slightly annoyed. Xu Yan smiled and said, "This time I won, Haji Yao!"

Xu Yan stepped on the pedal. The sun had not yet completely set, and the horizon was being tormented by the colors of fire. They were about to embark on a grand journey home.

"drive!"

"...If you're sick, go get treatment. This is a bicycle, not a horse-drawn carriage."

"Stop talking nonsense and ride faster, or I'll whip you."

"Such a good thing?"