How come you're also my ex-girlfriend?

Yao Yiyao: [Did you delete the recording? If you use this to threaten me again, I really will chop you up!]

Xu Yan quickly replied to the message: [Deleted it as soon as I got home, is your brother Xu that kind of petty person?]

Jiang Yiyao breathed a sigh of relief: [At least you still have some humanity...]

Before he could even laugh, Xu Yan sent him an audio file.

Jiang Yiyao opened the file with a puzzled look...

It seems I can only offer polite greetings; I once possessed your gentleness...

As her own voice flowed from the phone, Jiang Yiyao's puzzled face instantly flushed red.

"Ah!! Xu Yan, I'll kill you!!!"

The roar seemed to shake the heavens, and the boy, who was lying on the bed with his legs crossed and looking at his phone, looked out the window in surprise.

Who's practicing dolphin sounds in the middle of the night?

【Xu Yan! I am XXXX!】

[You bastard! Delete this!]

【I've called the police! I'm really going to kill you!】

【…】

Xu Yan lay on the bed, leisurely enjoying the barrage of messages from Jiang Yiyao.

Why do I feel better the harsher the insults are?

Xu Yan simply left a string of "hahahaha" and stopped responding to Jiang Yiyao's exasperation. He knew Jiang Yiyao was anxious, but being anxious was useless.

For Xu Yan, some girls are pitiful and cute, some are spirited and dashing, and some are aloof and elegant.

And Jiang Yiyao... the more anxious she is, the more satisfying it is!

The system mentioned that the two would have a love-hate relationship in the future... could it be something like this? I see the hate aspect, but where's the love?

Just as the boy was about to watch a few short videos and fall asleep peacefully, QQ popped up with a new friend request.

It's not unusual for someone to proactively add you as a friend; it's happened since you were still young in middle school. However, these things didn't really 'help' Xu Yan, probably due to his personality; in any case, none of them left any lasting results.

Those so-called friends of the opposite sex have become cold nicknames in my contacts... Who are they?

My ID is: Snow and You.

The name is bizarre, and it doesn't come from adding numbers, but from the "Experimental Class 5, a loving family" group chat... What a weird name!

Xu Yan accepted the request directly, sending his own message before the other party could send one.

[Cod burger?]

Snow and You: [I already said it's not a cod burger!]

Snow and You: [Cat tapping head emoji.]

Snow and You: [By the way, how did you know it was me?]

On the bed, the girl hugged a large cat-shaped pillow, her fair and slender legs raised high. Her delicate white feet, with their smooth, rosy soles free of dead skin, and her plump, translucent toes slightly parted and curled up like silkworms, were exposed.

The screen reflected her face, which was noticeably rosy. Her large, watery eyes were fixed on the phone screen, and she was biting her fingertips as if she was a little nervous.

Daytime Fireworks: [Just guessing. After all, I just joined this class, so besides you, probably no one else would proactively add me, right?]

Upon seeing this, Wen Xueyu couldn't help but chuckle. "It's not that bad. You seemed to get along quite well with your classmates today. Why would you say you have no friends?"

Xu Yan replied a little slower this time: "My whole life has been like walking on thin ice; I've only just reached the other side."

"Are you also Bo Bing?" Wen Xueyu smiled knowingly, holding her phone.

Snow and You: [Okay, but why aren't you asleep yet?]

Daytime Fireworks: [You're still awake? How could I be up so early?]

What does this mean? Wen Xueyu's eyes widened, but she felt a heat spreading across her face.

Snow and You: [I don't go to bed very early... Besides, what does it matter to me whether you go to bed early or late?]

Daytime Fireworks: [I'm afraid you'll stay up later than me and secretly study.]

Snow and You: [?]

Daytime Fireworks: [You seem to have a lot of free time.]

Snow and You: [Are you alright? What's wrong?]

Daytime Fireworks: [Then let me see my leg, I'm just killing time anyway.]

Instantly, the girl's face flushed red.

Snow and You: [Dream on! I won't show you! (Kitten tapping head emoji)]

Daylight Fireworks: [That's no fun, I'm going to sleep. What a heartbreaking night.]

Then the other party really stopped replying to messages!

Enraged, Wen Xueyu punched the kitten-shaped pillow several times.

She felt that Xu Yan didn't actually want to see legs, but rather didn't want to continue the conversation, so he made up such a clumsy excuse.

I'm so angry! I'm never inviting him to breakfast again. Consider what I did before as feeding a pig!

But not long after that...

She rolled over, raised her legs high, and her nightgown fell smoothly down.

Her legs were revealed to be fair and radiant, with delicate skin, well-proportioned lines, and long, slender legs.

And those fair and tender little feet.

"Strange... If legs don't grow on their own, why would they like watching this?"

Lost in thought, Wen Xueyu picked up her phone, sat up, curled her legs slightly on the bed, and then snapped a photo.

The moment she took a picture and reopened Xu Yan's chat window.

What am I doing?

Wen Xueyu's face turned bright red as she realized what was happening.

He threw the phone aside as if it would bite him.

The girl lay face down on the bed, her flushed face buried deep in the pillow in the quiet, unlit room.

A strange sobbing sound was produced.

……

P.S.: Thank you all for your support. I'll keep up the good work. I need your support during the new book launch period, please help me out!

Chapter 26 Shen Yourong

In the early morning, the eastern sun was just rising. Xu Jia'an rubbed his still sleepy eyes as he walked out of the bedroom.

As I get older, even though I go to bed early, I still feel like I haven't slept enough when I wake up in the morning, and I feel listless and there's nothing I can do about it.

At night, one might also have to deal with the ravenous passion of married life, and figuring out how to avoid it is a treacherous affair.

Being woken up by the urge to urinate before you're fully awake is also a painful thing. When I was younger, I could hold it in pretty well. When I felt the urge to urinate, I felt like I could sleep in a little longer without any problem. But now, once I feel the urge to urinate, I feel like I'm going to explode if I don't go for a while.

We had only just reached the bathroom door.

"Whoosh!"

A dark figure suddenly darted out from beside me, creating a gust of wind.

Old Xu was completely dumbfounded. What the hell? Does he have such a big rat in his house?

"Dad, I'm in a hurry, I'm going to be late for school!"

"boom!"

When the bathroom door opened and closed again, Old Xu, who was swaying precariously from the wind, finally realized what was happening and started banging on the door while shouting angrily.

"It's not even seven o'clock yet, what are you doing being late! Get out here right now! Your old man can't hold it in any longer!"

"If you have strong kidneys, then hold it in a little longer!"

"Hurry up!"

After all, he was the son he had raised and raised, so there was really nothing he could do.

But after waiting for a while, Lao Xu suddenly realized what was going on.

"You went to university?"

"Yes, my stomach hurts."

"Screw you! Just cut it off already, I really can't hold back anymore!"

Old Xu, whose legs were starting to tremble, banged on the door.

The boy inside shouted, "It's so thin, you can't even pick it up! If you're really in a hurry, go find a mineral water bottle!"

"Holy shit!!"

In the end, Old Xu persevered until Xu Yan resolved the issue and he was released. When he was finally freed, he was filled with gratitude for the beauty of life.

When he returned to the living room, Old Xu realized that something was wrong.

"You got up so early to go to class today?"

Xu Yan had already changed her clothes and put on her schoolbag, and had also taken care of washing up in the kitchen.

"Yes, after all, we've moved up a grade, so we need to get used to the pace of the experimental class in advance."

"That's not wrong... Wait a minute? Promotion? When did that happen!"

Xu Yan then realized that he was so excited about confronting Jiang Yiyao the moment he was promoted that he hadn't even told his parents.