How come you're also my ex-girlfriend?

I happened to pass by Xie Fei and Zhang Zhiwen's table.

Qin Yifan was also there.

Seeing Xu Yan pass by, Qin Yifan immediately reached out and put his arm around Xu Yan's shoulder, asking, "When did you get here?"

Xu Yan replied with a smile, "I just went to the restroom."

Qin Yifan immediately released his grip and looked at Xu Yan warily, "Have you washed your hands?"

Xu Yan's eyes widened, her face full of innocence. "Do I look like such a rude person?"

Qin Yifan scrutinized the boy, "You look like the kind of person who deliberately urinates on their hands and then goes around shaking hands with people."

Xu Yan: ?

Wait, dude, you've only been promoted for a short time? How did your reputation get like this in just one month?!

"This is pure fabrication. I'm going to have someone draft a lawyer's letter."

"Ha ha ha ha."

As the group laughed, Xu Yan suddenly noticed that Zhang Zhiwen hunched over the table slightly when he laughed, as if he had a stomachache.

He couldn't help but ask curiously, "Brother Wen, what's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"

When Xu Yan asked, the smile on Zhang Zhiwen's face vanished instantly.

"Um...no, not really..."

"What happened?"

Zhang Zhiwen stammered and couldn't speak, and even showed a shy expression.

What's going on...?

Damn, could she be falling for my buddy?

Qin Yifan couldn't help but lean closer and say with a smile, "Do you know what this guy did during his vacation?"

"You fucking..."

Zhang Zhiwen wanted to stop it.

But Qin Yifan lowered his voice and said to Xu Yan, "He's getting it done during the summer vacation..."

"Oh?"

Now Xu Yan understood why Zhang Zhiwen's expression was so strange.

Zhang Zhiwen looked at the two of them with a defiant attitude, "What's wrong! It has to be cut!"

Actually... it wasn't to the point where it absolutely had to be surgically removed.

He was initially hesitant, and after hearing about the required rest period and precautions, he even considered giving up.

But the doctor told him that it could reduce sensitivity to some extent.

Then we'll have to cut it.

But... it seems to be more painful than I imagined.

I don't even dare to make any big movements when I come to class, and I can't even watch anything exciting these days, because I don't even want to imagine what would happen if I broke open.

"You should have cut this earlier. If you waited until your senior year of high school to cut it, you'd be a god."

Qin Yifan said with a smile.

Xu Yan looked at Qin Yifan, "Did you cut it?"

"Tch, I don't need it."

After thinking of something, Zhang Zhiwen carefully got up, leaned close to Qin Yifan, and whispered something to him.

Qin Yifan looked at Zhang Zhiwen suspiciously, "Really...?"

"It's true."

Zhang Zhiwen nodded repeatedly.

Xu Yan glanced at Qin Yifan, who was clearly tempted, and said, "Now is a good time to make a move."

"Why?" Qin Yifan asked, puzzled.

"Second one half price."

Zhang Zhiwen: ...

Qin Yifan: ...

Xie Fei gave Xu Yan a thumbs up, "Brother Xu, you're amazing."

Qin Yifan cursed, "Is this something a human could think of?!"

Zhang Zhiwen struggled to lie on the table, trying to suppress his trembling body. He dared not laugh, afraid he would burst out laughing.

Morning self-study hasn't started yet.

Xu Yan didn't rush back to her seat, but instead walked out of the classroom.

There's no way around it, there are just too many Xiao Chunu girls inside, and a guy like me, so sweet and gentle, is afraid they'll have all sorts of thoughts about me in their minds.

Why can't we open a separate classroom just for all the innocent young boys like myself? It's infuriating and chilling for all the handsome guys.

As I stepped outside and took a breath of fresh air, I could almost instinctively sense something in my peripheral vision.

Turning around, I saw a tall girl in a school uniform, with a high ponytail, walking towards me.

Xu Yan looked at Ye Shutong without saying a word.

Ye Shutong didn't get particularly close, her gaze lingering on her own face for a moment before moving downwards.

Then he looked up and asked, "Do the shoes fit?"

Xu Yan blinked. "Isn't it a bit late to ask now? If you want to chat with me, you don't need to come up with such a deliberate topic."

Ye Shutong tilted her head.

Step forward.

She stretched out her long, slender, fair index finger and poked Xu Yan's forehead.

Xu Yan: ?

She lowered her hand and turned around.

Leaving behind a whispered message:

"His brain shouldn't be damaged."

……

Chapter 87 Shen Yourong, speak!

As a beautiful day was washed away by a serious morning self-study session, Xu Yan, whose eyes became clear, kept thinking.

Was Ye Shutong being sarcastic or sarcastic?

How did she turn bad too? No, Ye Shutong probably always had the potential to be a bad woman.

It was as if he hadn't expected her to reach out and pull him into the pool.

The local gangs in the experimental class are still too unruly.

After the morning self-study session, supervised by their homeroom teacher Mr. Wang, ended smoothly, all the students in the class were completely out of holiday mode.

It felt like a dream abruptly ended, and suddenly returning to reality, with no beautiful women around, only a wet crotch left.

At the same time, Lao Wang announced: "Next week is the autumn sports meet. Class monitor and sports committee member, please follow up and submit the list of participants before the weekend. Leaders from the Education Bureau will be watching this three-day sports meet, so someone needs to sign up for each event. Each person can sign up for a maximum of three events. Those who sign up voluntarily have the right to choose their events. If you don't sign up, you will be assigned to any event."

After saying that, Old Wang left.

The classroom was filled with complaints.

"Damn, is participation mandatory? Maybe the school should just turn itself into the Olympic Village!"

Of course, some people breathed a sigh of relief, and some were even quite optimistic.

"The sports meet is next week? Doesn't that mean I can just coast along for three more days?"

"What sports meet? Isn't that just a group activity where everyone sneaks out to play on their phones on the playground?"

Of course, there are also some very unique angles.

For example, Qin Yifan, who was putting on an act, looked out the window and, having entered a state of ultimate freedom and luxury, curled up a cold smile.

"Sports meet? Isn't that the kind of event where the male protagonist shines in campus novels? Does this mean our special storyline is about to begin? Get ready?"

Xu Yan: ?

Do you have a system too? What are you so rich about if you don't?

"So, Young Master Qin is ready to make his mark this vibrant autumn?"

Qin Yifan glanced at Xu Yan and said, "Stop messing with me. If you insist on making me participate, I'll just choose something like shot put or long jump to get by. I'm too lazy to participate."

"Then what you were saying about being full of heroic spirit?"

"If that's the case, what if Jiahao actually hears this and gets so excited that he signs up? Wouldn't that be the best of both worlds?"

"Good heavens, are you fishing here?"

Qin Yifan laughed heartily and patted Xu Yan on the shoulder, "You, Young Master Qin, have a lot to learn."

Xu Yan rolled her eyes.

The morning classes went smoothly, and there's still the monthly exam this week, so the learning atmosphere is quite intense.

Xu Yan was a little unaccustomed to it. Just yesterday he was playing tennis and having dinner with a rich woman. How come he has to face these little girls and look down at those strange formulas now?

I want to send a telegram to the Trisolarans, but I'm so tired, more tired than playing tennis all day.

Just as Xu Yan was getting drowsy and wanted to take a break during the boring physics class.