Chapter 36: Even Trying Too Hard Can Make You a Plaything of Xia Mi (Please Read On)
"Why?" Lu Mingfei asked, puzzled.
He exploded the truck, revealing his identity as Mr. Superpowered Road, and also mentioned the existence of Kassel College.
But why did Xia Mi have such a strong opinion about Kassel College and protest so vehemently?
Did they know each other before?
Xia Mi was more than just an acquaintance; they were sworn enemies.
Back when she was Attila the Scourge of God, so powerful and arrogant, whipping the Eastern and Western Roman Empires into submission, it was because the Secret Society, the predecessor of the Kassel College, sent an assassin named Ildicus to poison her wine, causing her to die on a woman's belly—a truly humiliating end.
Cut it directly!
Xia Mi only acknowledges herself as the World Serpent Jormungandr, and all those shameful accounts are blacklisted and thrown into the dark room.
However, she remembered the grudge against the Secret Party.
Xia Mi is vengeful and holds grudges, but that's not bad; it's just her true nature!
Naturally, Xia Mi could not be honest with Lu Mingfei that she was his mother, the majestic Dragon King Jormungandr.
However, this didn't stop Xia Mi from stopping Lu Mingfei from going to Kassel College. Little Lu was someone she had her eye on.
During the battle on the overpass, Xia Mi witnessed Lu Mingfei's fighting style. While others possessed flashy superpowers like fire, ice, and tornadoes, Lu Mingfei's strength lay purely in his sheer power.
Big power?
Isn't this the lineage of the King of Earth and Mountains? How could it be the lineage of the King of Bronze and Fire? The King of Sky and Wind? The King of Ocean and Water?
Don't make me laugh.
Xia Mi was almost certain that Lu Mingfei was definitely connected to her in some way.
Faced with Lu Mingfei's doubts, Xia Mi said earnestly, "Senior brother, let's re-analyze what that person named Ye Sheng said."
A military institution for training soldiers? Can that be a respectable place?
To put it bluntly, it's about making the senior brother a useful pawn, so he doesn't get sold out and end up counting the money for the other party.
Besides, is protecting the world solely the responsibility of Kassel College? Is it absolutely necessary? Senior brother, you encountered Deadpool first on the overpass, not Ye Sheng.
"Even without them, haven't you rid the people of a scourge?"
Xia Mi's analysis was very logical and reasonable.
"So, Teacher Da Ye, what kind of mixed race are you?" Lu Mingfei asked.
“That’s right, I’m a half-blood.” Xia Mi nodded, her answer somewhat irrelevant.
“Senior brother, you have treated me with sincerity, so I cannot hide it from you.” Xia Mi sighed, looking sincerely at Lu Mingfei with her beautiful eyes.
Lu Mingfei's expression changed slightly. He sensed the stench of gossip and said seriously, "Please speak."
“Actually, Xia Mi is…” Xia Mi stood up, turned her back to Lu Mingfei, stood with her hands behind her back, and said in a deep voice, “I am a fallen nobleman.”
"Oh?" Lu Mingfei was slightly surprised, and upon thinking of the word "decline," he realized it matched.
With Xia Mi's looks and temperament, no one would doubt that she was a young lady from a wealthy family or that her ancestors were rich.
“Now, senior brother, if you give me 50 V points and help me restore my family’s glory, I will bestow upon you the title of Grand General of the Western Expedition, how about that?” Xia Mi turned his head, his expression serious.
"Why don't you just appoint me as the Executive Vice Emperor?" Lu Mingfei complained. "Did the two generations of General Wang who conquered the West have any good endings?"
Xia Mi and Lu Mingfei were referencing a TV series called "Yongzheng Dynasty," where the two Grand Generals were the Fourteenth Prince and Nian Gengyao. One of them ended up guarding the imperial tomb alone, while the other was executed for constantly challenging imperial power.
The "Executive Vice Emperor" refers to the Thirteenth Prince, a close brother of Emperor Yongzheng. Yongzheng valued and trusted him immensely, and the prince held considerable power. After his death, his duties were distributed among eight people to barely keep things running.
In the final episode, the Thirteenth Prince dies of illness, and Emperor Yongzheng dies of exhaustion at his workbench.
The most popular meme from "Yongzheng Dynasty" is probably the line, "Tian Wenjing! I love you, Mom!"
Lu Mingfei discovered that Xia Mi loved watching historical dramas, such as "Yongzheng Dynasty", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Ming Dynasty 1566", and "Prime Minister Liu Luoguo".
Xia Mi can even sing the theme song "Ballad of an Honest Official" from the TV series "Prime Minister Liu Luoguo" in the style of Beijing drum ballad:
"There's a scale between heaven and earth, and the weight is the common people—the scale holds the weight of the nation, and you are the stabilizing star."
Once, after finishing several sets of test papers, during a break, the TV in the store happened to be playing the opening theme song of "Prime Minister Liu Luoguo". Xia Mi got into the mood and sang along, as a way of showing off her talent to her senior brother.
Then a tourist from Beijing heard this and clapped so hard his palms turned red, exclaiming: "Authentic!"
Now that he mentioned it, Lu Mingfei remembered that Xia Mi sometimes had a slight 'er' suffix when she spoke, like someone from the north.
Could it be that...?
"Xia Mi, you are still a princess of the Aisin Gioro clan?" Lu Mingfei was shocked.
"No, my surname is Xia. How did you get involved with the Aisin Gioro clan? The Qing Dynasty has been overthrown for a long time." Xia Mi looked at Lu Mingfei with disdain, as if he were an idiot.
"Besides, the first dynasty in human history was the Xia Dynasty, the Great Xia Dynasty. Why don't you use your brain and imagine boldly? They were the royal family of the Great Xia Dynasty."
"Then you've been in decline for far too long," Lu Mingfei complained. "From the Xia Dynasty to now, more than four thousand years have passed, and the Xia Dynasty rulers were surnamed Si, like Bao Si."
"Senior brother, you're quite good at history," Xia Mi said earnestly, her eyes sparkling. "But what's in the textbooks isn't necessarily true. Will they tell you that dragons exist in this world?"
In my view, the authenticity of human records of history today, like why Zhu Yuanzhang preserved his history as a beggar, is all unofficial history.
Speaking of which, senior brother, do you know why Zhu Yuanzhang preserved his history as a beggar?
Lu Mingfei shook his head blankly, but alarm bells rang in his mind, reminding him that Xia Mi was about to construct history.
Xia Mi snorted, "That's something you don't know. Zhu Yuanzhang begged for food for three years, but he wasn't eating for free. He actually earned his living through labor and sold hooks. How about that? Isn't that wild enough?"
Upon hearing this, Lu Mingfei subconsciously tightened his anus a few times, thinking that it was indeed wild enough, even Old Zhu's history of selling hooks had come out.
If this happened in the Ming Dynasty, Xia Mi would have been executed along with his entire family.
Xia Mi smiled when she saw Lu Mingfei's shocked expression.
In Teacher Daye's view, the history compiled by humans and hybrids is just fan fiction, something to read for fun, while she is a witness to history and has her own shadow behind many major events.
Observing Xia Mi's confident expression, Lu Mingfei began to wonder if Xia Mi had actually become emperor.
"Senior brother, I cannot reveal my true identity to you yet, otherwise it will bring about my death. But I can swear to God that I am truly a fallen nobleman."
I have a dream: to emulate Emperor Guangwu and restore the Han dynasty. My only regret is the lack of financial resources, senior brother…”
“I don’t have much money either,” Lu Mingfei sighed.
He thought 50,000 yuan was a huge sum of money, but in the eyes of the rich, it was just the price of a piece of clothing, and probably not even enough.
"Senior brother, could you sell hooks to support me?" Xia Mi looked at Lu Mingfei with pitiful eyes and pleaded in her tone.
Whether or not she realized it, Xia Mi genuinely felt that Lu Mingfei's buttocks were quite perky and couldn't resist teasing them; she shared Su Xiaoqiang's opinion on this point.
Lu Mingfei: ...
"Can we please stop talking about the hook?" Lu Mingfei said, exhausted.
"Hehe, I'm not kidding. Anyway, senior brother, I really don't recommend you go to that damn Kassel College. Isn't it better to have a cute junior sister like me with you in Rongcheng?" Xia Mi winked and said.
Lu Mingfei thought about it and agreed.
I'm living a comfortable life in Fuzhou, why would I want to suffer abroad?
Once you go abroad, you have to slay the dragons there. Lu Mingfei's stance is firm: he'll kill the bad dragons in China one by one first.
Bad Dragon stood beside Lu Mingfei, observing his expression and thinking: It's all settled.
So she happily picked up a French fry with her slender fingers and put it in her mouth; it was soft, chewy, and sweet.
"Next comes the part about treating people to a meal, beheading them, and then taking them in as dogs," Xia Mi thought to herself.
Lu Mingfei proved himself with his abilities.
Teacher Daye is very happy that Mingfei is working so hard.
She would then begin to formally pluck the peaches from Kassel College, making Lu Mingfei completely submit to her charms, kneeling and kissing her toes, becoming her plaything.
whee.
After a while, Xia Mi spoke:
"By the way, senior brother, junior sister has a suggestion, but she's not sure if she should say it..."
Chapter 37 Things Have Changed, People Are No Longer Close; Parents and Children Are No Longer Together (Please Read On)
"What suggestion? You're not really going to make me sell hooks, are you?" Lu Mingfei asked warily.
"It's not that it's impossible. Okay, actually, it's a suggestion to share an apartment," Xia Mi said.
"Sharing an apartment?"
"Yes, my lease renewal expires at the end of this month, and I'd like to find someone to share the rent."
"But I have a place to stay."
"So, in the hospital, Sister Xiaoqiang said that she had found a place to live?" Xia Mi's eyes narrowed.
“Ah...that’s true.” Lu Mingfei nodded, then hesitated and said, “But Xia Mi, I’m a high school student who is bisexual and female, so it’s not really appropriate for you to share an apartment with me.”
"Senior brother, I'm broke. I can't afford a two-bedroom apartment with a small balcony anymore." Xia Mi spread her hands and said bluntly, "If you don't help me out in this emergency, I'll have to sleep under a bridge."
"Is it that serious?" Lu Mingfei asked in surprise. "Can't we move to a smaller apartment?"
"Because of various reasons such as commuting, getting used to the place, and not wanting to move, I still hope to stay."
After Xia Mi finished speaking, she bit her lower lip, her bright, clear eyes staring at you.
Lu Mingze wished his cousin could become his sister, and Lu Mingfei wished Lu Mingze could become his sister as well.
Having a younger sister is always better than having a younger brother.
Lu Mingze: So, brother, can love disappear?
Xia Mi called him "senior brother" all the time, and with his strong sisterly affection, Lu Mingfei subconsciously really regarded Xia Mi as his younger sister.
For some reason, Lu Mingfei always had a special feeling for Xia Mi. It wasn't that he was controlling his own feelings; it was more like a comforting thought: "Ah, so you're here."
If I had to draw an analogy, it would be like the reunion of long-lost relatives.
Yes, yes, Xia Mi feels the same way: mother and child reunited, waiting to recognize each other. They pour out their hearts, their eyes brimming with tears. In the future, they will enjoy the happiness of family life.
Lu Mingfei did not rush to give Xia Mi an answer, but instead considered it carefully and thoughtfully, thinking twice before acting, so that he would not regret it once he did.
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