Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Even the machine itself was created because wired telephones were inconvenient to use.

At least compared to the Captain in the movie, the Captain at this time is no longer averse to the latest technological products in these areas, although he still subconsciously prefers the products of his own era.

Of course, aside from these new things, if we had to say what changed the captain the most, it would probably be the captain's taste.

It's worth noting that the captain's taste was initially quite typical of the United States; he preferred sweets and his daily meals consisted of a mixture of various canned goods, often called "pig swill," or simply a salad made with American-style dipping sauces.

After being taken by Sherlock to eat Chinese food for a while, the captain was left with only one feeling.

What kind of miserable life did I live before?

Aside from the fact that using chopsticks gave the captain a bit of a headache, he was passionate about Chinese food. After eating Sherlock's kebabs once, he didn't hesitate to give up his favorite dish, BBQ.

Meanwhile, Zhao Weike brought Helen back during this time.

After discussing it, the group decided to hold a welcome banquet for Zhao Weike, a farewell banquet for Black Widow, and a banquet to welcome the captain all at the same time.

Three families, a total of eight people, spent the whole day preparing a large table of sumptuous dishes for a gathering.

To Sherlock's surprise, Zhao Weike was also one of the captain's fans, not to mention Helen, who was a complete fangirl of the captain. The meal went quite smoothly.

Zhao Weike and Helen also received the captain's autograph and a photo together, and the two were overjoyed.

What? You mean Tony?

Tony was naturally on the invitation list for the banquet, but unfortunately, he didn't come. He just had Pepper Potts send some drinks through the Anywhere Door as if he had attended the banquet.

As for the reason?

Tony, who is currently a eunuch, says he doesn't want to see Sherlock's smug face at all!

Pepper Potts, on the other hand, wasn't opposed to it at all. After all, she could see that Tony's health was getting better every day. She even asked Sherlock if he had any fun pills that she wanted to try.

Sherlock promptly handed his practice piece to Chili Pepper.

The set of limited-time gender experience pills, a total of 47 pills, was placed in front of Little Chili. Unfortunately, Little Chili's luck was just that unbeatable, and she directly ate the most ordinary male pill.

Watching Pepper transform from a woman into a man, and seeing the slightly perverse excitement on her face, Sherlock swallowed hard, feeling a chill run down his spine. He sensed that things were starting to take a turn for the worse.

Especially when Pepper Potts asked Sherlock what the effects of repeatedly taking the gender-experience pill would be, and whether it would conflict with Tony's set of pills for treating kidney deficiency, Sherlock's bright eyes were a little scared.

However, Sherlock eventually told Chila the truth: there would be no conflict, and the new gender experience pill would override the effect of the old one.

After hearing Sherlock's words, Chili excitedly grabbed the pills and left through the Anywhere Door.

Nearly an hour later, a female voice suddenly came from Sherlock's phone.

"Sherlock! You son of a bitch! You're a useless piece of trash! What kind of hell did you give Pepper? You son of a bitch! You son of a bitch! (°□°）┻━┻"

Sherlock, somewhat puzzled, took out his phone and looked at it, only to see a woman who looked nine-tenths like Tony running breathlessly while cursing Sherlock on the other end of the phone.

(Something like this? Toni Stark?)

Upon seeing this, Sherlock immediately spat out the drink in his mouth. Good heavens, a limited edition Tony Stark?

When it comes to having fun, it's the Americans who really know how to have fun! I originally thought Deadpool and his girlfriend were just an isolated case, but it turns out it's the norm!

All Sherlock can say is, awesome!

Chapter 177 The Show Begins

Sherlock was unaware of Tony's fate. Upon seeing the limited edition Tony, he immediately shouted "Don't look!" and used alchemy to cut the battery connection in his phone, physically shutting it down.

After this little incident, nothing else particularly noteworthy happened at the banquet.

The day after the banquet ended, Black Widow promptly took her leave. This was partly because, as Eddie Redmayne's top agent, she had many missions waiting for her.

On the other hand, it's also because Black Widow really doesn't want to be Captain America's teacher anymore. Compared to preparing lessons like crazy for Captain America, this is the first time in her life that Black Widow feels she's more suited to the life of a secret agent, living a life of danger and risk.

Of course, even after leaving, Scarlett Johansson didn't let Captain America off the hook. The last skill she taught him was how to use the internet and search for information using search engines.

After doing this, Black Widow left almost overnight, a speed that left Sherlock speechless. She showed no longing for a peaceful life, only nostalgia for her life as a secret agent.

On the contrary, for the captain, the combination of the internet and search engines seemed to have opened the door to a new world.

The essence of the internet is sharing; if you're willing, you can find almost anything and any knowledge you want online.

After getting in touch with the internet, the captain really became an internet addict. Apart from his regular morning exercise, he basically spent the rest of his time immersed in the online world.

Sherlock had initially thought about whether he should help the captain overcome his internet addiction, but to Sherlock's surprise, the captain managed to kick the habit himself in less than a month.

The evaluation of the internet has changed from "it is a ladder of human civilization" to "the internet is not a lawless place, and sometimes too much freedom is not a good thing."

Sherlock was incredibly curious about this, and one morning when the captain took the two girls to exercise, he secretly sneaked into the captain's house and discovered the truth.

Well, it's just that the captain didn't know there was such a thing as a historical record. Otherwise, he probably would have smashed his computer to prevent Sherlock from finding out why he quit his internet addiction.

It's very simple. Based on the history, it's obvious that the captain accidentally entered a website he shouldn't have visited through a pop-up ad while browsing the web.

A website with a black background and orange text, starting with the letter 'p'.

Most importantly, to make matters worse, he was tricked by the website's homepage recommendation and even looked at that masterpiece.

Well, this movie called "Captain America vs. Iron Man" is pretty good. The girl who plays Captain America is indeed beautiful, and the mustache that plays Tony is also very similar to Tony's.

What really made Sherlock lose his composure was the comment below.

It can only be said that there is absolutely no appreciation for art; all that exists is an obsession with the age-old pairing of red and blue.

Surprisingly, most of the people below are shipping couples, and some have even come here to promote fanfiction about her mother!

To this, Sherlock could only say that the world is full of wonders.

What? You're saying the captain would accidentally click on a website like that? That doesn't fit his character at all! Well, we have to talk about the captain's search history.

Goodness, in just one week, the captain searched for his own name no less than a hundred times. Seeing such a cult film is not surprising.

The bad news is that, because of the huge impact from this website, the captain is starting to resemble the old-fashioned type from the movies.

The good news is that, thanks to the impact of this film on Captain America, the currently popular LGBT-led film, "Captain America and the Red Skull's Sadomasochistic Love Story," has not been seen by Captain America.

In a way, he inadvertently saved the world, preventing the captain from becoming truly disillusioned with the world and turning to Hydra.

Besides that, what surprised Sherlock the most was that the captain actually let the two little girls go to school voluntarily.

Mindy was alright, but Anna's aversion to school was almost obvious to the naked eye. Sherlock knew this very well. Apart from math, physics, and chemistry, you would never see Anna in any of the other classes.

This player was actually persuaded by the captain to go to school? Sherlock felt this was even more shocking than the captain saying "Hail Hydra."

Later, they got the answer from Zhao Weike. The captain had only explained the stakes to the two girls, as if being an assassin wasn't their true identity; they needed a legitimate identity to cover up their assassin persona.

Undoubtedly, being a student is the best way to conceal their killer nature. After all, no one would suspect that a student is an assassin, right? Although the captain's original intention was to let the two girls interact more with their peers and make more friends.

This successfully persuaded the two girls to go to school voluntarily, since they did need to keep a low profile for a while.

It can only be said that sometimes fate is just too mysterious.

Even Sherlock himself probably didn't expect that the black-haired egg, who had been rejected by both Tony and Sherlock, would actually start his so-called Plan B to protect the Earth because of their rejections.

That's right. While Captain America was engrossed in the internet, Blackie had already started organizing research and analysis of the Tesseract within S.H.I.E.L.D., much like Red Skull had done years ago.

They attempted to use the powerful energy within the Cosmic Cube to create a space defense force belonging to Earth.

While Black Egg's idea of ​​never putting all his eggs in one basket was good, and his starting point was to ensure that Earth would still have the power to fight back after the Avengers' plan failed.

However, what a mere mortal like Black Egg didn't know was that sometimes humans couldn't fathom the power of the gods.

Not to mention the Space Stone inside the Tesseract, a treasure that can be considered above even the gods of the universe.

After a series of operations by S.H.I.E.L.D., the Tesseract was successfully activated, and the person who walked out of the portal opened by the Tesseract was none other than Loki, who had fallen from the Rainbow Bridge!

Just like in the movie, Loki used the Mind Stone's scepter to directly control Hawkeye, a group of researchers, and soldiers, and then left with the Tesseract.

Despite Black Egg's desperate attempts to stop them after receiving the news, it was to no avail. Looking at the mess at the scene, Black Egg's face was as black as could be. He said to Coulson, who had just arrived.

"Plan the Last Line of Defense has failed. Summon the Avengers! Stop that bastard who claims to be a god, by any means necessary!!"

Chapter 178 The Avengers (Forced) Assemble

Sherlock never imagined in his life that he would be forcibly taken away after someone broke down his door and knocked unconscious. What's worse, the person who broke down the door was his own neighbor!

If we rewind a little, after the Cosmic Cube was stolen, Black Egg's original plan of not putting all his eggs in one basket almost instantly turned into a two-pronged approach.

Facing Loki, Blackie's only reliance was the Avengers plan, so Blackie practically gave Coulson a death order to assemble the Avengers.

Coulson immediately contacted Black Widow, who then went to Brazil to recruit Dr. Banner. Coulson himself took all the information about the Cosmic Cube and went directly to Los Angeles.

Without saying a word, he simply handed Tony the information about the Cosmic Cube. As a tech geek, Tony was naturally able to understand the information Coulson provided about the Cosmic Cube.

After Jarvis conducted another simulation, Tony was left with only one reaction.

Big trouble!

Meanwhile, Sherlock was completely unaware of all this, happily sipping his iced Americano and watching comedy shows on TV with Doro, laughing uncontrollably.

However, to Sherlock's surprise, the captain, who was training outside, was approached by Black Egg again.

Unlike Tony, Captain America doesn't understand the data in the Tesseract, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know what kind of consequences the Tesseract will cause.

The last person to research the Cosmic Cube was Red Skull, who was personally sent away by Captain America.

Despite Captain America's immense anger at Blackie's unauthorized research into the Tesseract, he knew what was important when faced with Loki's intrusion. He simply watched Blackie coldly, told him he would settle accounts with him later, and then directly joined the so-called Avengers plan.

However, what the captain never expected was that his first mission after seventy years, when he put on the Captain America uniform again and picked up the round shield that was so closely tied to him, would be to kidnap Sherlock, just as Black Egg had instructed.

When the captain heard about Black Egg's mission, he even thought he had misheard.

Captain America, a member of the Avengers, has his first mission to kidnap his own neighbor?

So much so that after hearing Blackie's mission, the captain looked at him with an extremely strange expression. To be honest, if it weren't for Blackie's S.H.I.E.L.D. awakening him and Natasha's testimony, the captain would have even begun to doubt whether this so-called S.H.I.E.L.D. was a legitimate organization.

After all, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s current actions are far too likely to evoke some unpleasant memories for the Captain.

For example, studying the Cosmic Cube, or kidnapping someone.

Faced with the captain's strange gaze, Black Egg simply shrugged and said it with remarkable composure.

“Don’t look at me like that. We need Sherlock. He’s the only one in our organization who has any connection to the occult. We need him. Don’t forget that guy who calls himself Loki can manipulate people’s minds.”

"Makes sense!"

Although this first task was a bit outrageous, it is undeniable that the captain was successfully persuaded by Black Egg's explanation.