Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Unfortunately, Captain America, whose worldview was constantly being shattered, had already returned to his bedroom with Sherlock's book, so Black Widow couldn't very well knock on the door and disturb his rest.

He could only suppress his doubts and return to his room to rest for the time being, while he began to regret why he had let the captain come into contact with that bastard Sherlock so early.

The more Scarlett Johansson thought about it, the more guilty she felt. For the first time in her life, she felt like she had corrupted a good child, a feeling that she had been trained in the Red House since childhood.

Meanwhile, the captain, after returning to his room, threw himself onto the soft bed, his mind filled with images of Mindy and Anna, especially when Sherlock pulled a bunch of weapons from the two girls right in front of him.

After much deliberation, the captain's extraordinary moral compass led him to make a difficult decision: Mindy and Anna should enjoy the lives of normal girls, not become ruthless killers with guns!

The captain secretly resolved to rescue Mindy and Anna from the clutches of that little Sherlock and guide them onto the right path!

Having made up his mind, the captain rallied again. Looking at the beautiful and peaceful community outside, he was filled with emotion. After a while, he remembered the books Sherlock had sent. He leaned against the headboard, turned on the lamp, and prepared to see what Sherlock had brought.

However, when the captain opened the first page of the book, the words on it successfully shattered his fragile worldview once again.

The reason is simple: the title of the first page of the book is...

A Brief Discussion on the 76 Gender Classifications in the United States and the Definition of the LGBT Community.

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Back in Captain America's time, homosexuality was considered a mental illness. What the hell were the 76 genders? What the hell was LGBT? So when Captain America met Scarlett Johansson the next morning, sporting huge dark circles under her eyes, Scarlett Johansson was incredibly surprised.

"What's wrong, Captain? Didn't you get enough rest last night?"

After hearing Black Widow's greeting, the captain plopped down opposite her, his expression more serious than ever before, and asked her a question.

"Natasha, are there really 76 genders now? And is that LGBT thing true?"

Upon hearing the captain's question, Black Widow's expression froze instantly, and her mind was already screaming.

'Sherlock, you bastard, what the hell did you show the captain?!'

On the contrary, the captain, looking at the frozen Black Widow, seemed to deflate completely. At this moment, the captain only had one thought in his mind.

Sure enough, I'm definitely dead. This place is absolutely hell! The deepest part of hell!

Chapter 173 The Heartbroken Black Widow and Captain America

God knows how many brain cells Scarlett Johansson lost and how much she had to talk to barely manage to get Captain America to stop arguing about the 76 genders and that damned LGBT.

However, although the captain no longer dwells on these issues, he has completely lost trust in the group of white leftists and black-hearted maggots sitting on Capitol Hill in the United States.

The feeling of having the country he had risked everything to save turned into this mess by these bastards made the captain deeply disgusted with those heartless maggots who were recklessly destroying the country for their own benefit, and he had absolutely no trust in them whatsoever.

Of course, Scarlett Johansson said she had done her best in this situation.

This is why the current captain is aware of the existence of the internet. Otherwise, if the captain knew about the currently popular TV series online based on himself, he would probably turn evil and join Hydra on the spot.

Well, to put it simply, anyone who saw themselves transformed into a woman weighing over 200 pounds, with a body full of fat, sausage lips, and dark skin, looking like a gorilla, and then fell in love with a flamboyant, bearded, heavily made-up guy named Red Skull, would probably turn to the dark side.

Fortunately, Captain America has a quality that even Black Widow greatly admires: no matter how disappointed he is or how desperate the situation is, he can always pull himself together and firmly continue on his path.

For example, when Scarlett Johansson was racking her brains to get Captain America to temporarily ignore those damn politically correct rules, the moment the doorbell rang, Captain America, who was originally listless, instantly perked up.

When the captain opened the door and saw Sherlock and the two girls in sportswear behind him, he almost immediately remembered his determination to save the two girls.

They immediately rallied and decided to take the two girls for a morning workout.

What surprised the captain even more was that although Sherlock had brought the two girls over, he clearly didn't want to participate in the morning exercise, which was undoubtedly good news for the captain.

After all, only if Sherlock, the great demon king, doesn't get involved can the captain find a way to rescue the two girls from the demon king's clutches, right?

Sherlock saw right through the captain's little scheme, but what the captain didn't know was that this was originally Sherlock's plan.

Moreover, compared to going for morning training with the captain, Sherlock undoubtedly had something more important to do.

I have to take Doro to the supermarket to buy some things!

If Sherlock hadn't gone to Zhao Weike's place next door for a wild meal last night, he probably wouldn't have had dinner. It's amazing that the United States, which claims to be the most advanced country in the world, doesn't even have a night market.

Sherlock didn't want to experience that embarrassing situation again, where he was hungry at night and wanted a late-night snack, only to find his house empty and all the shops outside dark.

Therefore, this large-scale procurement is urgently needed.

In this situation of mutual affection, Sherlock was very happy that the captain could help him take care of the child, and the captain was also very happy that Sherlock would not follow him.

Both sides have a bright future.

Sherlock gave the captain some instructions, telling him to give the two girls a good workout, and then told Anna and Mindy to take good care of the captain, who was just starting out in modern society. Only then did he leave, satisfied, with Doro still looking like he hadn't woken up yet.

However, neither Captain America nor Sherlock knew that the moment Captain America stepped out of the house and the door closed, Black Widow rushed towards Captain America's room like a madwoman.

Almost without hesitation, he picked up the book that the captain had thrown on the bedside table, which Sherlock had given him, and began to read it quickly.

Black Widow was genuinely afraid that Sherlock might have included some personal interpretations in the book. After all, the mere mention of LGBT almost caused her to break down in front of Captain America; it was hard to imagine what it would be like if personal interpretations were included.

Nearly half an hour later, Scarlett Johansson put down her book without saying a word, carefully erased any trace of her coming in, and returned to the sofa in the living room, sprawling out on it like a salted fish.

He was even more disappointed than when the captain returned from Sherlock's house.

The good news is that Sherlock's book contains no personal bias; it is entirely a compilation of events that occurred in the real world.

The bad news is that the book's content is even less than Sherlock's mix of personal opinions.

So much so that Scarlett Johansson is now questioning her existence. Damn it, is this kind of magical event, which would be criticized to death even if it were written into a novel, really happening in real life?

Black Widow couldn't understand why humans could be so abstract, especially when facing Captain America, who seemed like a time traveler. After reading the book Sherlock gave her, Black Widow inexplicably felt a sense of shame.

Shamefully, he tried to explain such an extremely abstract concept to the captain, who was like a blank sheet of paper.

It's no exaggeration to say that, given how abstract those leftists are now, even if AI were to surpass humans one day and trigger an AI crisis, those AIs would probably find humans too abstract, and even feel that killing would dirty their hands.

You know, Black Widow initially treated this mission as a week-long vacation. Who knew that the difficulty of the mission would increase dramatically after Sherlock was involved? If she had known, she would have let the captain postpone his contact with that bastard Sherlock.

Black Widow said she's just exhausted right now. Honestly, this is because she already knew that even if she called Eddie Redmayne, he wouldn't agree to her giving up the mission.

Otherwise, Scarlett Johansson would probably have called Eddie Redmayne already. This stupid mission is really something that anyone can do!

Coincidentally, Scarlett Johansson wasn't the only one feeling mentally exhausted at the same time; Captain America also felt the same way.

The captain naively thought that Anna and Mindy were forced onto the path of assassins, but after getting to know them, he realized that he was still naive.

Mindy and Anna showed no aversion to their identities as assassins. In fact, their family backgrounds left the captain speechless. He had spent the whole night rehearsing his response, but the tragic circumstances surrounding these two girls left him speechless.

All she could manage to say, with a stiff face and stammering, was, "These are things adults should consider, not things you two girls should consider."

If it were just that, it wouldn't be enough to make the captain feel so exhausted. Aside from how to correct the two girls' thinking problems, what really makes the captain feel exhausted is the rapid changes happening around him these days.

It's hard to imagine that something that was once only called underwear can now be worn openly and walked on the street. Everything feels unfamiliar to the captain.

The only consolation is that some of the landmark buildings in my memory are still in place, though they can no longer be called landmarks.

Chapter 174 Uninvited Guest

Sherlock probably never imagined that his wicked act would foreshadow Captain America's distrust of those heartless maggots during the Avengers' Civil War.

Of course, Sherlock is unaware of this at the moment. Compared to the mental exhaustion experienced by Captain America and Black Widow, Sherlock's situation is undoubtedly much more peaceful.

Sherlock even called Zhao Weike to inquire about his return date, and then bought items for the welcome banquet and the captain's welcome party as well.

If there's anything truly upsetting, it's probably that Sherlock bought way too much stuff, so much that the back seat of his 6x6 Raptor pickup truck was completely full.

After finishing his shopping, Sherlock drove home with Doro, who was carrying a large bag of oranges and had orange juice all over his mouth. The moment they pushed open their front door, a figure that shouldn't have been there immediately put Sherlock on alert.

Nick Fury, the black bacon!

"It seems you've caused quite a bit of trouble for my veteran agent, Natasha!"

Blackie waved his phone at Sherlock, and the image on the phone showed Black Widow slumped on the sofa, looking utterly dejected.

Seeing Nick Fury's actions, Sherlock's contempt was undisguised. He didn't say a word to Nick Fury, but silently put down the bag he was holding. Then, to Nick Fury's incredulous expression, he took out his phone.

"Hey, Uncle Hat, my house has been illegally broken into. Yes, the suspect is right in front of me. He seems to be armed and is a one-eyed black guy who likes to wear leather coats. Okay, I'll make sure you're safe."

Oh, right, this weirdo seems to have been illegally spying on my neighbor. He just showed me the surveillance footage of my neighbor on his phone. Yeah, okay, I'll keep an eye on him.

After Sherlock finished speaking, he calmly closed his phone, completely ignoring Blackie's incredulous look. Then, a flash of red light appeared in his hand, and a Taser appeared in Sherlock's hand.

"Wait, Sherlock, I..."

Before Blackie could finish speaking, Sherlock pulled the trigger of his Taser without hesitation, and high-voltage current surged into Blackie's body without any hesitation along the two wires.

Black Egg, who had originally wanted to stop Sherlock, suddenly collapsed to the ground.

Looking at the black boiled egg lying on the ground, Sherlock finally smiled and said to Doro, who was holding a large bag of oranges behind him.

"Look, young people are so healthy, they can fall asleep anytime!"

Ten minutes later...

Standing in the courtyard of Captain Sherlock's room, Black Widow stared in disbelief at the police cars gathered in front of Sherlock's house, and at the handcuffed man being escorted out of Sherlock's house by two policemen.

To be honest, this scene was even more shocking than the captain saying "Hail Hydra."

The director of S.H.I.E.L.D. was not only knocked down with a Taser, but was also arrested after someone called the police?

Most importantly, given this situation, if their chief hadn't already been taken down by Sherlock with a Taser before Uncle Hat arrived, given his dark complexion, he would probably have several more holes in his body by now.

So shocked was Scarlett Johansson that she instinctively raised her phone to record this historic moment and then sent it to Coulson.

Meanwhile, Coulson, who was on a mission, fell silent after seeing the video sent by Black Widow. After a while, he silently clicked the forward button before replying to Black Widow with a single sentence.

"I'll go and get the bureau chief out of trouble."

Seeing Coulson's reply, Black Widow's expression was incredibly strange.

Of course, the captain, who had just returned from his morning exercise with the two little girls, Mindy and Anna, was also acting strangely.

Especially after the captain learned that Blackie had been taken down by Sherlock with a Taser and that Sherlock had even called the police, turning Blackie into a petty burglar, the captain felt like his world was collapsing.

Damn it, is S.H.I.E.L.D. some kind of third-rate organization?

After spending half the night reading Sherlock Holmes's "The State of the World," the captain felt like he was in hell.

No, to be more precise, given the current messed-up state of society, even if you're not actually in hell, the real world isn't much better than hell!

The captain, who was already in a daze because of the passing of his beloved, felt that his future was bleak.

On the contrary, Sherlock didn't feel that anything was wrong from beginning to end.

However, it was clear that Sherlock had underestimated Blackie's influence. On the very day Sherlock called the police and had Blackie arrested, Tony called directly.

The moment Sherlock answered the phone, Tony's excited voice came through.