Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Sherlock originally thought he would see the three characters from "Non-Human Beings," but when he actually saw his three childhood idols, he realized that the situation on the rabbit's side was far more complicated than he had imagined.

Because the Nezha Sherlock saw wasn't the Nezha from "Non-Human Beings," but the Nezha from "The Legend of Luo Xiaohei." The Erlang Shen he saw turned into the image of Jiao Enjun, while the Great Sage turned back into the trendy Great Sage from "Non-Human Beings."

Well, to put it simply, seeing Nezha, who's practically a professional esports player, drinking coffee at 'Erlang Coffee,' a café filled with girls obsessed with Yang Jian's handsome looks, and taking a photo with the Monkey King, who's already a national idol, is already surreal enough.

What made Sherlock feel even more surreal was that he actually found the so-called Love Apartment in Shanghai. Sherlock even checked and found that there was actually a professor named Hu Yifei at Erdan University.

If these were merely appetizers, then the fact that the current Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain is named Zhang Zhiwei, and his closed-door disciple is named Zhang Lingyu, truly made Sherlock somewhat uneasy.

So these people are always dreaming of reaching the heavens, only to find out that the Heavenly Court is right beside them? I wonder what they'll think if they find out.

Sherlock even seriously suspected that the so-called Jia Shen Rebellion might have been caused by Wu Gensheng knowing that the gods in Heaven were living right next to him.

You know what, given that Quanxing was supposed to be all about having fun, it might actually be true!

Of course, if these things only made Sherlock somewhat sympathetic to the complexities of the rabbit's situation, then what Sherlock discovered later made him unable to hold back any longer.

Damn it, Doro actually has an absolutely huge following among the Chinese!

Even September and her friends are extremely fond of Doro, the IP that Xiao Rizi has been developing. However, what they did not expect was that Doro, whom they thought was a virtual idol, is actually a real 'idol'.

In the words of September's good friend, the rich girl Xiaoyu, it felt like the absurdity of seeing Luo Tianyi running up to her and acting cute.

Sherlock could only roll his eyes inwardly at this, since the sense of absurdity had been constant since he landed.

What made Sherlock even more nervous was that there were actually several absolute big shots and true gods in Doro's fan group, such as Nuwa and Mazu!

Seeing the genuine affection these two big shots showed when they saw Doro, Sherlock felt like crying. If these two wanted to take custody of Doro, Sherlock really wouldn't dare to refuse.

Of course, what gave Sherlock a bigger headache, or rather, the biggest problem facing September and the others, was how to get the goddess Nuwa to stop using clay to create Doro!

Chapter 142 The Rabbit's Quite Complicated Situation (Part 2)

For a whole week, Tony and Pepper were busy negotiating a collaboration with the Rabbit, while Sherlock completely let loose.

Not to mention Doro who was with Sherlock, even Sherlock Tony and Pepper hadn't seen each other at all during those seven days.

Sherlock spent his days following September around, busy with his so-called pilgrimage to holy sites. He even went so far as to visit apartments 3601 and 3602 of Love Apartment, bringing gifts that included the high-end seafood that Ao Lie was eating.

In the evenings, he would either drag Jiu Yue and Ao Lie out for barbecue or hot pot. Most importantly, Sherlock always liked to take seafood out of Ao Lie's mouth and eat it.

In September, a perfectly healthy nine-tailed fox almost developed gout because of Sherlock.

However, Ao Lie was overjoyed that Sherlock loved seafood and often invited him to a seafood feast. However, there were some things that even Sherlock could only politely decline, since the things in the deep sea were still somewhat exotic to him.

As for the nectar that he had obtained from the Great Master, Sherlock, under the incredulous gazes of September and Aolie, used a frying pan to spread it into a miniature image of light and hung it behind Doro's head.

The Bodhisattva didn't say anything about this, but instead gave Doro a set of robes. However, Sherlock didn't quite like the way Doro looked wearing the robes and with a large halo.

Well, looking at Doro like this, Sherlock always has the urge to kneel down and offer three sticks of incense.

Of course, Sherlock also gained a lot, especially one day when he and September accidentally stumbled into a Chinese medicine shop, wanting to prepare some plum juice to brew for themselves when they returned to the United States. However, they inadvertently saw a child in a wide Taoist robe preparing medicine and making elixirs in the back.

It wasn't until the three approached that Ao Lie recognized who was in front of him.

Lao Tzu!

They held this big shot Sherlock in extremely high esteem, after all, any one of the things he used was a top-notch treasure.

Who would have thought that Laozi's waistband was the Immortal Binding Rope, and that the nose ring used for herding cattle was the Vajra Bracelet?

To Sherlock's surprise, Lao Jun warmly welcomed him and his companions. Despite appearing as a child in "energy-saving mode," Lao Jun's skills showed no signs of diminishing and he even gave Sherlock a few pointers.

These few words were a revelation to Sherlock, making many of his alchemical problems instantly clear.

Especially when he left, Laozi gave Sherlock an unnamed ancient book. But this unnamed ancient book somehow managed to add a category called alchemy to Sherlock's cheat-like alchemy book.

This surprised and delighted Sherlock, who then solemnly bowed to Laozi. Laozi accepted the bow with a smile and even gave Sherlock a plum juice that he had personally prepared.

Although the ingredients are just those used in ordinary plum juice, this is made by Laozi himself, and even Jiuyue and Aolie are very envious.

In the end, the two gluttonous boys and the one gluttonous girl managed to brew a pot of sour plum soup in the dead of winter and drank it to their hearts' content. And you know what? It tasted absolutely delicious.

Of course, Sherlock didn't keep anything to himself. Unlike in the United States, there were so many powerful figures in China that Sherlock's alchemy skills didn't seem so precious, and he didn't care about them as much.

Therefore, Sherlock was exceptionally generous, gifting September a fully automatic tail dryer that could dry September's nine four-dimensional tails in a very short time.

As for Ao Lie, Sherlock gave him a prop called a 'mini ranch'.

It's somewhat like a combination of Gleev's tunnel and a hyper-realistic miniature landscape; in any case, it's something that allows Ao Lie to let loose and be himself at home.

On the contrary, the final act of giving the Great Master gave Sherlock a bit of a headache, after all, the Great Master was a big shot. After thinking it over, he finally gave the Great Master a fully automated housework solution.

What pleased the Bodhisattva the most were the fully automatic clothes cleaning system and the fully automatic dishwashing machine. Of course, Sherlock also took this opportunity to see Red Boy and Dragon Girl.

As for the rest of the people, most of them received some small gifts from Sherlock, including local specialties brought from the United States and some trinkets made by Sherlock himself.

Similarly, Sherlock received many return gifts, but most of them were food, especially the special mooncakes that Yu Zong gave Sherlock, which amazed Sherlock.

In Sherlock's words, this was the first time in both of his lives that he had ever tasted such delicious mooncakes!

However, the price for saying this was that Doro's little four-dimensional pocket was filled with mooncakes of various flavors given to him by Yu Zong.

Once Tony and Pepper finalized the details of their collaboration with the rabbit, Sherlock's blissful days of not returning to the hotel came to an end.

Pepper was extremely angry about Sherlock's behavior of never coming home, especially since Sherlock was playing with Doro, which made her even angrier.

Therefore, after finishing his business, Sherlock was unsurprisingly 'confined' by Pepper Potts, who grabbed his ear.

He could only reluctantly follow Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, and Scarlett Johansson, who was secretly laughing the whole time, to the F1 race track to watch the competition.

To be honest, Sherlock was initially very interested in this competition, which represented the pinnacle of human ground speed. However, after learning about the complicated situation on the rabbit's side, Sherlock's evaluation of the competition was reduced to just two words.

uninteresting.

Fortunately, although the competition was somewhat boring, the people who came to watch it were still very entertaining.

Sherlock, following behind Tony, unexpectedly spotted Elon Musk, and most importantly, this guy actually knew Tony!

This made Sherlock feel as if the dimensional barrier had been broken. Wow, when it comes to playing games, Marvel really knows how to do it!

What Sherlock didn't expect was that in the VIP lounge before the match, he saw someone whose jaw almost dropped.

Know-it-all!

It was obvious that Trump and Tony didn't get along, so much so that they started sarcastically insulting each other as soon as they met. Their little squabbles were so awkward that Sherlock was speechless.

Well, if Tony knew that the old man he was arguing with so fiercely would lead his Muggle army to the throne of the Grand Commander in the real world a few years later, I wonder what his expression would be.

Anyway, Sherlock's jaw hasn't closed since he entered this rest area.

Chapter 143 Encouraging People to Study Medicine...

Watching Tony and Trump engage in a heated debate, Sherlock was utterly speechless. Their current behavior clearly demonstrated that humans are not a species with a strong capacity for empathy.

Take Tony, for example; he can't even empathize with his past self!

In Sherlock's eyes, the "King of Knowledge" and the former Tony Stark were practically synonymous—both were equally arrogant and deeply in love with blonde beauties with big, wavy hair.

If we had to say something, aside from physical appearance, the only difference between the two might be that Tony truly understands, while the "King of Knowledge" might not necessarily do.

Oh, by the way, it seems that even Tony can't compare to Trump when it comes to winning strategies.

After listening for a while, Sherlock gradually lost interest. He turned around and stuffed Doro into Black Widow's arms, who was eagerly waiting. Then, Sherlock went to the VIP section that Pepper had reserved and took out the nameless ancient book given to him by Laozi to study.

Ten minutes later, Sherlock closed the nameless ancient book in his hand, put it back into his four-dimensional pocket, and then took out his alchemy tome, flipped to the section on alchemy, and began to study it.

Half an hour later, Sherlock closed his alchemy book, waved it away, and looked at the azure sky with a speechless expression.

Well, Sherlock now understands why some people keep saying that advising someone to study medicine is a recipe for disaster.

This was the first time in Sherlock's life that he knew every single word in the book, but had no idea what it meant when put together.

After thinking for a moment, Sherlock took out his phone, opened WeChat, and started talking in a group chat called "Troublemaking Squad" that was pinned to the top of his chat list.

Kick the lame man's good leg hard: September, September, can you buy me some books? @Full Mountain Fox, I'm the most flirtatious.

"Among all the foxes in the mountain, I'm the most flamboyant": Oh my god, who gave me this damn name?

System message: The most seductive fox in the whole mountain has changed the group name to Sexy Cockroach Leg Hair.

He kicked the cripple's good leg hard: ...

Innate Ox and Horse Sacred Body: September, if you can't even change your group name, fine, but Sherlock, your group name is quite fitting too.

System message: The person who kicked the cripple's good leg has changed the group name to the Trouble-Making Squad.

He kicked the cripple's good leg hard: Stop talking nonsense, Ao Lie, you can buy it for me.

Innate Ox and Horse Sacred Body: Alright, what book do you want?

A brutal kick to the lame man's good leg: A complete set of 25 TCM textbooks, including the Yellow Emperor's Inner Classic, Treatise on Febrile Diseases, Synopsis of Prescriptions of the Golden Chamber, Differentiation of Febrile Diseases, Classic of Difficult Issues, and Shennong's Classic of Materia Medica...

System message: The most seductive fox in the whole mountain has changed the group name to Sexy Cockroach Leg Hair.

System message: The person who kicked the cripple's good leg has changed the group name to the Trouble-Making Squad.

System message: "The good leg that kicked the cripple has already slew all the foxes in the mountain. I'm the most flirtatious. I've been renamed the sexy cockroach's leg hair."

Kick the cripple's good leg hard: September, I've changed it for you. Please stop worrying about the group name. I'm begging you.

Sexy cockroach leg hair :(/ω＼)

Sexy Cockroach's Leg Hair: Wait, Lao Xia, why do you have so many TCM books? What, are you going to study medicine?

He kicked the cripple's good leg hard: "I have no choice. If I don't study, I won't be able to understand the nameless ancient book that Laozi gave me at all!"

Seven-Colored Calabash Brothers' Dad: Hey! Little one, what kind of treasure did this old man give you?

Seven-Colored Calabash Brothers' Dad: No, what kind of name is this?

Lotus Root Spirit: Hahahaha, monkey, your name is really wild! I knew the netizens were right, you must have done something when you froze the seven fairies in the Peach Garden!

The Seven-Colored Calabash Brothers' father: Nezha! You're talking nonsense! If you keep spouting this, I, Old Sun, will come and beat you up right now!

Seven-Colored Calabash Brothers' Dad: Stop talking nonsense, @Kick the Cripple's Good Leg, hurry up and tell us, what treasure did that old man give you? Every time I, Old Sun, want to go to that old man to ask for some treasure, that old man avoids me.

He kicked the cripple's good leg hard: Great Sage, it's really nothing, just an ancient book about alchemy, plus a recipe for sour plum drink made by Laozi himself. If you don't believe me, ask Ao Lie, he, Jiu Yue, and I brewed and drank it together.

Innate Ox and Horse Sacred Body: Senior Brother, it's really nothing, just some plum juice recipes.

Lotus Root Vegetable Essence: Where's the recipe? Send me a copy.

Seven-Colored Calabash Brothers' Dad: +1