Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Doro didn't know where he was, but he knew this was definitely not home, so he explored very carefully.

However, Doro's cautiousness was riddled with flaws in the eyes of the patrolling guards.

After all, a pink-furred little ball of fur, with its little bottom sticking out, hiding behind a piece of armor meant for decoration, is easily visible to anyone.

However, almost everyone in the Asgardian palace already knew that the pink-haired ball of fur in front of them was a product of life transmutation created by the alchemist Sherlock.

Especially under Odin's orders, even when these guards discovered the sneaky Doro, they ultimately did not expose him. Instead, they tried to suppress their laughter and pretended not to have seen Doro as they walked away.

After all, who could be wary of Doro's adorable appearance?

Of course, there are still reports in places where Doro can't see them, but they are not for restricting Doro, but for ensuring Doro's security.

On the first day, Doro didn't dare to stray too far from Sherlock, so he only explored the area around the library before quietly returning inside.

The good news is that during today's adventure, Doro discovered a small kitchen with lots of Doro's favorite fruits, and Doro secretly ate quite a lot of them.

The bad news is that Doro didn't find anything interesting today.

However, Doro was very confident in his hiding skills, after all, no one had discovered him for a whole day!

What Doro didn't know was that that very night, the chefs and maids in the kitchen, as well as the guards on duty, were all in an uproar. The reason was simple: Doro, this little furball, was just too adorable.

Especially the maids, who secretly took several sets of photos of Doro while he was sneaking food, and almost every set of photos showed him to be cute from every angle.

So much so that the next day, when Doro was preparing to fill his stomach before embarking on a larger exploration, he discovered that the fruit in the small kitchen from the previous day had almost doubled!

Doro ate until his stomach was completely full, and even painfully digested his food for a while before sneaking out of the kitchen to begin today's exploration.

What Doro didn't know was that the moment she stepped out of the kitchen, it was instantly filled with young women. These women were calculating what Doro's favorite fruit was while exchanging photos they had just secretly taken of her.

Among them, the meme of Doro lying on the control panel clutching his stomach because he was too full undoubtedly took the top spot.

Meanwhile, Doro, completely unaware of this, continued his adventure. This time, however, Doro soon arrived at a large hall, where Thor and the warriors of Asgard were fighting in the very center.

Doro became excited when he saw Thor. The reason was simple: compared to the others in Asgard, Doro was undoubtedly more familiar with Thor.

Therefore, Doro gave up hiding and, taking advantage of his small size, began to rush towards the ring.

On the ring, Thor quickly gained the upper hand thanks to the advantage of his Mjolnir. After Thor knocked out his opponent with Mjolnir, he was surprised to find that the Mjolnir had disappeared, instead of taking it back and enjoying the cheers.

Not only that, the entire scene became so quiet you could hear a pin drop, with everyone's eyes focused on a small figure on the ring.

The tiny figure was excitedly waving a Meow Hammer, which was almost the size of her body, in both hands. The Meow Hammer seemed to have no weight in the tiny figure's hands.

Not only that, as Doro wielded the genuine Meowth Hammer, countless bolts of lightning erupted from it, regardless of its actual combat power.

Judging from this scene alone, it's clear that Doro is more like the so-called God of Thunder than Thor.

This scene not only stunned all the Asgardian warriors present, but also Thor, and no matter how Thor summoned Mjolnir, Mjolnir ignored him.

Seeing Doro treating the Meowth Hammer like a toy, Thor yelled at Doro in exasperation.

"I challenge you! Mjolnir belongs to me!"

Upon hearing Thor's words, Doro's face showed a rare hint of excitement, and he spoke to Thor very solemnly.

"Human~Doro accepts your challenge!"

After saying that, Doro tossed the Mjolnir back to Thor, and then pulled out a smaller version of the Mjolnir that was exactly the same as Thor's from a small pocket on his stomach!

This scene was supposed to reveal that Doro had disguised himself as a mini-Thor on Earth, but clearly, Thor was too caught up in the moment to think about that.

When Doro pulled out the miniature Meow Hammer, a cheer erupted throughout the hall.

The spectacle was so grand that it even attracted the attention of Odin, the king of the gods, and Frigga, the queen of the gods.

When the two arrived at the scene, they were met with an extremely comical sight.

In the center of the battlefield, two people, one large and one small, were constantly swinging their identical Meow Meow Hammers, one large and one small. The difference was that when the smaller figure swung his Meow Meow Hammer, countless bolts of lightning constantly erupted from his hammer and body.

Ironically, the one that should be the original, despite its size advantage, didn't produce any special effects when it swung its hammer, except for the sound of the wind.

This scene stunned not only Odin and Frigga, but even Thor himself.

Compared to Doro in front of him, he was clearly a hammer god, while Doro was more like the god of thunder!

In that instant, Thor finally realized what was happening.

Oh no, I've become a bootleg Thor again!

Chapter 103 Thor: Mom and Dad, Love Me Again! (Part 1)

Seeing this incredibly contrasting scene, both Frigga and Odin, the king of the gods, felt they couldn't bear to look at it.

Frigga felt that her silly son was completely useless. Even a little furball holding a obviously fake cat hammer acted more like her own son than her silly son.

The sight before her eyes even made Frigga wonder if she had eaten something she shouldn't have when she was pregnant with Sol, or if the babies were simply switched at birth?

As for Odin, the king of the gods, looking at the small figure ravaged by lightning, Odin covered his face in despair. Indeed, if Thor had even half the power of this little guy, Odin wouldn't be stuck sitting on that damned throne now.

The arrival of the two did not attract much attention, at least not from the two people, one big and one small, on the battlefield. At this moment, their attention was almost entirely focused on each other.

Seeing that Doro was clearly more deserving of the title of Thor than he was, Thor knew he couldn't hesitate any longer and had to take the initiative to attack.

The moment the thought crossed Thor's mind, he almost instinctively swung the hammer in his hand toward Doro.

However, after the original Meowth Hammer was thrown, Thor suddenly realized that Doro seemed to have much better control over the Meowth Hammer than he did.

However, it's too late for Thor to regret it now, since the Mjolnir has already been thrown, and even if Thor wanted to take it back now, it would be too late.

The moment Thor swung the Mjolnir, Doro's eyes lit up. He used his agility to dodge the Mjolnir and even threw his own mini Mjolnir at Thor.

As for Doro himself, after throwing out the Mini Meow Hammer, he quickly turned around and pulled the Meow Hammer into his own hand.

Thor didn't really take the mini meow hammer that Doro swung at him seriously, since he thought it was basically just a toy.

As Thor charged toward Doro, he casually tried to swat the miniature meow hammer away.

Unfortunately, Thor wasn't wearing the Destroyer armor and had no idea that Sherlock had already reinforced Doro's miniature Mjolnir with Uru alloy.

Therefore, when Thor slapped the Mini Meow Hammer, not only did it deflect the Mini Meow Hammer's flight trajectory, it even caused the lightning on the Mini Meow Hammer to make its body numb.

He watched almost as the mini Meowth hammer struck his chest, and then, under the immense force of the mini Meowth hammer, Thor performed a 720-degree mid-air spin before slamming face-first to the ground.

Doro, however, showed no intention of letting Thor off the hook. Carrying a Mjolnir that was almost as tall as himself, Doro leaped high into the air, caught his mini Mjolnir in mid-air, and then hurled the real Mjolnir at Thor.

Thor had just stood up when he saw the Meowth Hammer flying towards his face.

"Wait……"

Before Thor could even speak, the Mjolnir, which Thor had taken for his wife, had already made intimate contact with Thor's face.

Thor was completely stunned by the blow.

However, something even more baffling happened soon after. After making intimate contact with Thor's face, the Meowth Hammer almost immediately flew towards Doro at Doro's summons. Doro, who was in mid-air, grabbed his mini Meowth Hammer and began to spin around himself.

As the original Meowth Hammer flew towards Doro, Doro, who had already charged up, swung his own Mini Meowth Hammer, striking the returning original Meowth Hammer directly.

Then, the genuine Meow Meow Hammer struck Thor's face again with even greater speed in an instant.

In a short period of time, Thor's face came into close contact with the Mjolnir twice. Even a burly man like Thor couldn't withstand such treatment.

His eyes rolled back immediately, and he collapsed onto the battlefield, his rear end sticking out.

Doro, meanwhile, smugly caught the returning Meow Hammer, which unfortunately landed right on Solna's upturned bottom. He couldn't hide his smugness as he played with the two Meow Hammers, one big and one small, in his hands.

The two hammers, one large and one small, almost always generate large amounts of electric sparks every time they collide.

This scene stunned the soldiers watching. After a while, cheers that seemed to lift the roof off erupted from the crowd.

Everyone present was surprised by both Doro's control over the Mjolnir and Thor's defeat.

Looking at Thor, who was lying unconscious in the middle of the battlefield with his butt sticking out.

Odin and Frigga covered their eyes almost simultaneously, unable to bear it, truly unable to bear it! Damn it, bullying the weak is bad enough, but to make matters worse, you were defeated by the weaker one.

You're the one who should be called Thor, but that bootleg pink gadget acts like Thor better than you, and even wields the Mjolnir better than you!

Honestly, if you weren't my biological child, I'd want to take this little guy home and raise him. He might be even more worry-free than my own child!

Hmm? Wait a minute? Should we take it home and raise it?

In an instant, the same light shone in the eyes of the elderly couple. After exchanging glances, they were almost instantly certain that the other person thought the same thing as them!

Odin immediately stopped hesitating, coughed dramatically to attract everyone's attention, and then gave Frigga a look as the warriors greeted him.

Frigga understood perfectly. Relying on her maternal instincts honed over years of motherhood, she effortlessly scooped Doro into her arms, showered him with affection, and then, just as Doro was desperately trying to walk, lovingly set him down again.

Although Doro doesn't know Frigga, she is very sensitive to emotions and can clearly sense that neither Odin nor Frigga harbors any ill will towards her.

Having just defeated Thor, Doro was extremely 'inflated'. He happily followed Frigga's back, riding the Meowth Hammer he had stolen from Thor, under the temptation of Frigga's 'all-you-can-eat fruit'. They floated towards Frigga's palace.

Odin, who was in charge of drawing attention to the kidnapping plan, was incredibly surprised to see Doro riding the Mjolnir like a carousel, but showed no outward expression.

He simply told everyone to relay a few words to Thor, telling him not to go looking for Mjolnir after he woke up, saying that Mjolnir was being lent to Doro for a few days, and that Thor should think carefully about whether he was the God of Hammers or the God of Thunder, before turning and leaving.

The figure from behind looked somewhat rushed.

Chapter 104 Thor: Mom and Dad, Love Me Again! (Part 2)

When Thor regained consciousness and heard the news, he was completely stunned, looking incredulous and even suspecting that the people around him were lying to him.

After confirming it many times, Thor could only run to Sherlock in tears to seek justice.

Sherlock had just finished a week of seclusion and was organizing the blueprints he had acquired in Asgard and recording them in the alchemy book he had brought with him after his transmigration when the library door was suddenly pushed open from the outside.

The loud noise immediately caught Sherlock's attention, but he was startled when he turned around.

Well, if you saw a big, burly, bearded, blond man rushing towards you with tears streaming down his face, you'd be scared too.

Sherlock even instinctively clenched his buttocks, then pulled out his Spear of Longinus and pointed it at Thor.

"I'm warning you, this is Asgard, and your parents are here! Whatever you're planning to do, I advise you to calm down!"

Hearing Sherlock's cold, ruthless, and guarded words, and recalling Doro's act of stealing his hammer, Thor could no longer hold back and sat down in front of Sherlock, bursting into tears.

Looking at Thor crying like a wronged 200-pound child, Sherlock was filled with questions. He didn't know whether to put away the Spear of Longinus or not.

After a long while, Sherlock saw that Thor was crying more and more aggrieved. After thinking for a moment, he threw the Spear of Longinus behind his back and went forward to comfort Thor.

Then Sherlock was grabbed by the leg by Thor, and amidst the extremely shrill cries of "Mentor!", Sherlock gradually figured out what had happened.

To put it simply, Thor, that reckless fool, underestimated his opponent and fought Doro, only to be utterly defeated by Doro and even lose his wife (Mjolnir).