Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Doro's clever little brain worked for a moment, and he immediately decided to stir up trouble.

"!@#%@%?"

The unfamiliar language came out of Doro's little mouth, almost a one-to-one replica of the first words spoken by Gojo Satoru when he first appeared, except for the voice.

Previously, Sherlock didn't understand what Gojo Satoru was saying, so he didn't react. But this time, when Doro said those words, Sherlock understood what they meant thanks to his glasses.

'Hey! Are you eating shit?'

Sherlock: -_-#

Although Sherlock admits that snail rice noodles don't smell very good, he absolutely cannot tolerate you saying you eat shit.

Seeing that his best friends had already stood up on the other side, Sherlock, with throbbing veins on his forehead, put down his popcorn and stood up, looking at the two with a 'kind' smile.

"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you. Would you mind if I joined your one-on-one fight? I'm open to a free-for-all."

As soon as Sherlock said this, the two people on the other side froze in place, both looking at Sherlock with puzzled expressions.

It's unclear whether Gojo Satoru realized that once the fight started, he would definitely be the one getting ganged up on, or whether he saw Doro sitting there with an excited expression that said, "Let's fight! Let's fight!"

This shameless bastard cat actually thought about it for a moment and then decisively let go of Xia Youjie's collar, as if nothing had happened, and sat back down with a thud.

"Oh my, Jay, this little cake is so delicious! It's buckwheat flavored, don't you really want to try it?"

As she spoke, she exaggeratedly imitated a JK (high school girl) by raising a strawberry cake with her pinky finger, and kept blinking at Xia Youjie with her sky-blue six eyes.

Seeing Gojo Satoru's affected and coquettish demeanor, Xia Youjie's forehead veins throbbed even more violently. He summoned a cursed spirit, took a red three-section staff from the spirit's mouth, and turned to look in Sherlock's direction.

"Do you have a spare of that tablecloth that can conjure up food on the fly? How much will you have to pay for it if you break it?"

Sherlock: "..."

Seeing that Xia Youjie was clearly about to lose his temper, Sherlock had no choice but to forcibly change the subject in order to keep his food tablecloth intact.

"You all know what might happen next? Aren't you worried?"

In response to Sherlock's question, Gojo Satoru knew when to stop, immediately abandoning his previous affected and coquettish demeanor, and wagged his finger at Sherlock.

"I'm not worried at all. Even if I disappear, a new Six-Eyed will be born, so there's nothing to worry about. Besides, there's still Jay in my world."

As for how they knew the rest of the story, well, well, this is, after all, a place of exile, a gathering place for all sorts of unlucky souls from different dimensional universes. Finding some people who have seen the plot before isn't difficult.

"..."

Faced with Gojo Satoru's words, Sherlock fell into an unusual silence. How to put it? Although he had always known that the jujutsu Kaisen were a bunch of lunatics, after actually getting to know them, it was clear that they were seriously ill.

Seeing that Sherlock didn't reply, Gojo Satoru was a little dissatisfied. He put on his affected and coquettish demeanor again before continuing to speak to Sherlock.

"It just feels so unfair! You guys know Satoru-chan like the back of your hand, but Satoru-chan still doesn't know your names~"

Well, Sherlock initially didn't quite understand Nanami's assessment of Gojo Satoru as the "King of Shit," but for some reason, Sherlock began to sympathize with poor Nanami.

However, just as Sherlock was about to introduce himself, another sound suddenly came from the rooftop where there were only three people.

"Ah~ Even though it's the same person, seeing myself like this makes me feel a little sorry for the songstress and Nanami-chan."

"Wu, you've realized this a little too late. Also, even though he's not here right in front of you, you still need to respect your seniors~"

As two new voices appeared, Sherlock's gaze followed the direction from which the voices came, and he felt quite uneasy.

It's still the close friendship duo of Gojo Satoru and Natsuyu Suguru, but this time Gojo Satoru is a teacher version with an eye patch, while Natsuyu Suguru is wearing a high school uniform and has his hair in a bun, making him look like a delinquent student.

???

The moment Sherlock and Doro saw this newly formed duo, smoke began to rise from their heads, a result of CPU overclocking.

No, what's wrong with her mother?

Why are the junior and youth groups grouped together in this mixed formation?

Nima, young Wu and young Jie, young Wu and young Jie, no, do these two best friends have some kind of secret fetish?

Sherlock felt as if he had stumbled into some incredible play.

Chapter 760 The Famous Sherlock

To be honest, when I first read the comics, Sherlock was curious about how these two best friends, who were supposed to be traveling together, ended up acting as a duo.

It's unclear whether the final nanny, Shoko, understood the situation or was simply part of this strange play.

Of course, putting aside this strange combination that looks like a hostage exchange, the clash between the boy group and the youth group alone gave Sherlock a real eye-opening experience.

How should I put it? Can you imagine that the young and teenage Jay couldn't stand each other, and the young and teenage Wu couldn't stand each other, to the point that they staged a famous scene of "I hit myself" in front of Sherlock?

Sherlock and Doro were completely dumbfounded when they saw the four people fighting each other.

Good news, this combination shouldn't be some weird or unusual play.

The bad news is, they look like they're about to get serious!

Sherlock, ignoring the gossip, exchanged a glance with Doro and then decisively activated his alchemy, forcibly adding another wall to the high-rise building to separate the two pairs of best friends.

Logically speaking, the matter should have ended here, and Sherlock should have started his fun-filled life on this completely different Sakaar planet, and taken a good look at this place of exile that is completely different from the one in the movie.

However, when Sherlock used alchemy to create a wall separating the two sides, two pairs of six-eyed eyes and two pairs of squinty eyes locked onto Sherlock almost simultaneously, giving him a huge fright.

"What? Why are you all looking at me like that?"

Sherlock, being stared at by four people, subconsciously took a step back, looking warily at the four obviously not-so-normal individuals. However, what happened the next second left Sherlock completely dumbfounded.

After exchanging a glance, the two groups of close friends and their respective partners surprisingly shouted out Sherlock's name in unison.

"The alchemist, Sherlock?" *4

? ? ? ?

This time, a series of question marks popped up in Sherlock's head. Before Sherlock could figure out what was going on, the teacher, Satoru, walked out from behind the wall, squatted down, and stared at Doro, who was sitting on the tablecloth, with his six blue eyes.

"If you are Sherlock, then this adorable little guy must be the alchemical life form Doro that guy was talking about, right?"

? ? ? ? ?

As the teacher revealed Doro's identity, Sherlock's question marks multiplied. Up until now, Sherlock hadn't revealed his name or Doro's identity to anyone.

Even if someone could recognize that he was an alchemist, they shouldn't know his name. Thinking of this, Sherlock's eyes began to show a hint of wariness as he looked at the two pairs of best friends opposite him.

The four people opposite, however, did not care about Sherlock's wary gaze. After they all came out from behind the wall, they looked at each other and then smiled.

"You want to know why we know your name, right?"

Student Jay voiced Sherlock's question with a strange expression on his face, as if he was trying hard to suppress a laugh but didn't want anyone to notice.

This expression quickly spread like a virus, almost instantly to the faces of the remaining three people present.

Seeing the four people opposite him all looking like they wanted to laugh but were holding it in, Sherlock suddenly had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, the next second, Sherlock's damned premonition came true.

Five years ago, a blond man came to the Clean Realm and joined our Alliance of Extraordinary Ones to protect the rare daily lives of ordinary people in the Clean Realm.

At first, the blond man was rather taciturn and rarely spoke to us. Even when we were in a team, he would leave immediately after completing a mission, as if he were waiting for something.

However, as time went by, we gradually became familiar with the blond man and learned his name: Steve Rogers.

After getting to know Steve, as the only member of the Alliance of Extraordinary Ones without a counterpart, he told us a lot about his past life, with an alchemist named Sherlock playing a significant role in the story.

For the first few years, Steve seemed convinced that the alchemist named Sherlock would come for him. However, as time passed, whether out of revenge against the elusive alchemist or fear of forgetting the past, Steve began to tell us about the dark history of the alchemist named Sherlock.

When the Monkey Extermination Cult Leader said this, it was as if he remembered something. The smile on his lips became even more uncontrollable. He covered his mouth and turned his back. Although he didn't make a sound, the trembling of his shoulders proved that this guy was not as calm as he looked.

The words that the Monkey Extermination Cult Leader hadn't finished were picked up by Teacher Wu.

“We all thought Steve was joking at first. After all, this is Sakaar, a planet completely cut off from the outside world and isolated on a cosmic level. Until we met you today, Sherlock.”

After saying this, Teacher Wu seemed to remember something and turned away, covering his mouth and laughing silently.

This time, it was the turn of the two boys in the junior group to take over the conversation. They put their arms around each other's shoulders and, as if they were twins, continued to talk to Sherlock, one sentence after the other.

"To be honest, we didn't really believe Steve's assessment of the alchemist named Sherlock at first, but the things in Steve's magical spatial bag left us no choice but to believe it."

Sherlock, you're probably the only one in the history of the Cleansing Realm who hasn't even arrived on Sakaar yet, but whose legend has already spread throughout the planet. There's even a movie based on you going to be released tomorrow, and yeah, the screenwriter is Steve.

After saying this, the two boys in the boyhood group finally couldn't help but turn around and laugh. However, compared to the young adult group, the two boys in the boyhood group obviously had less self-control and actually laughed out loud.

The laughter seemed contagious; almost the next second, all four of them couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Sherlock alone couldn't laugh; in fact, as the four people spoke, his face grew increasingly darker, turning the color of the bottom of a pot.

Damn it, Steve, you big-eyed bastard, how dare you ruin my reputation like this? It's my first time on Sakaar, and your damn name has already become a legend on Sakaar?

At this moment, Sherlock deeply regretted the random things he had stuffed into Captain America and Tony's bags to save their lives.

Seriously, if Sherlock had known it would turn out like this, he should have put some medicine to cure muteness in the bag!

Interlude of Chapter 761

Sherlock had a clear understanding of his own character. Even though the four people opposite him weren't laughing at all, Sherlock probably knew that his captain absolutely couldn't say anything good about him.

Sherlock could understand not saying nice things, after all, he had done his share of inhuman things, and even making the captain cross-dress had become a daily routine for Sherlock.

But isn't it a bit much to write a whole movie about it? Especially since that damn movie is called 'Shameless'!

The captain is openly insulting me!

What? You're asking how Sherlock knew? It's simple. There's a movie poster hanging right across from the building. Combined with the information given by the two pairs of best friends, that movie is definitely written by Captain America.

It's just that Sherlock didn't know that this thing was based on his own creation.

It would have been better if he hadn't known. After finding out, Sherlock couldn't stand the sight of that damned poster, and any guilt he felt towards the captain vanished in the blink of an eye.

Seeing that the two pairs of best friends clearly knew the movie plot and even seemed eager to explain it to each other, Sherlock decisively changed the subject.

It was Sherlock's interruption that made the cult leader, Jay, and his student, Satoru, remember that they had other tasks. They not only had the task of guiding newcomers, but also the task of patrolling and eliminating invading monsters from the filthy world.

I had already been delayed for a long time because of my conversation with Sherlock. The reason why Teacher Wu came was because there was no progress on their mission, and he came to check on them out of concern.

After being reminded by Sherlock, the leader Jay was determined to invite Sherlock to join him on the mission, but Sherlock refused and instead chose to go with the teacher Wu to his territory to see the so-called monsters invading from the filthy world.

The reason is simple: because of the comics and anime from back then, Sherlock is more willing to believe in the teacher, Satoru, compared to the current leader, Jet.

The cult leader, Jay, seemed used to this kind of reaction. He didn't say anything about Sherlock's choice, but instead waved to Sherlock and left with his student, Wu.

Sherlock, with Doro on his head, put away his food tablecloth and followed teacher Satoru and student Jack to continue their so-called district patrol.