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To the captain's utter surprise, his words were met with opposition from everyone, with Tony being the one who reacted the most strongly.

"Don't even think about it! Even if it means death, we'll finish playing this video today!"

Tony practically gritted his teeth as he said this. After all, apart from Sherlock, who had already passed out drunk from the start, everyone else had already lost face. Did Captain Tony really think he could escape unscathed at this point?

Grandma!

The captain, burdened by the angry crowd, couldn't say much for the time being. He could only scratch his nose and watch the projected video in silence.

Because it's Tony's first-person perspective, for a long time the video only shows leaves.

When Tony finally cleaned up his mess and took care of his hygiene, he reappeared before everyone, and the once harmonious team inexplicably started arguing.

Even Sherlock, unaware of when he came to his senses, joined the argument.

The argument was about whether the captain could fight the tiger one-on-one.

Sherlock: "Stop fucking bullshit. Even if you have the physical abilities of a human at their peak, how could a skinny monkey like you possibly beat a tiger?"

Hawkeye and Zhao Weike agreed with Sherlock's words, but the captain, who was clearly drunk, disagreed with Sherlock and pointed at him angrily.

"It's just a tiger, right? I'll just slide tackle it..."

"And then you went straight into the tiger's belly?"

Before the captain could finish speaking, Hawkeye smoothly took over the conversation, silencing the captain's long-winded explanation, and the two argued endlessly.

After resolving his personal issues, Tony returned home to find himself annoyed by the commotion, and he yelled at the group that was still arguing.

"Can't you just take action and solve this? What's the point of arguing here?"

Although Tony's words seemed cryptic, they were like a reminder to Sherlock. In the video, Sherlock pulled out the Anywhere Door from his four-dimensional pocket without hesitation, opened it, and was about to drag Captain America and Tiger into a duel.

The captain, not one to back down, boldly carried Zhao Weike inside with Sherlock, and even Tony and Hawkeye followed.

Although Sherlock never revealed where his Anywhere Door opened in the video, judging from the docile Siberian tiger around them and the surrounding trees, Sherlock is truly ruthless.

Of all the tiger breeds, they just happened to pick the one with the strongest fighting power for the captain.

Most importantly, the drunk Sherlock clearly forgot to retract the Anywhere Door, and after arriving in Siberia, he led the captain and the others around here for about half an hour.

You know what, they were really lucky; they actually found a tiger!

That's right, it's the tiger right next to everyone, named Gong Baiwan!

However, the Gong Baiwan in the video was not as docile and obedient as he is now. When they first met, Gong Baiwan had a rather ferocious look on his face and let out a roar that could intimidate all beasts.

As the saying goes, a tiger roars in the mountains and forests. The deep roar of a tiger can even scare some small animals to death, let alone a few people experiencing it up close.

Almost the instant the tiger's roar sounded, the group of people instantly regained their senses. Instinct took over their thinking, and the five of them moved with exceptional precision, turning around and fleeing without the slightest hesitation.

Even the captain, who had just vowed to slide tackle the tiger, did the same. Tony even forgot that he was wearing armor that could take off, and just ran wildly with the others.

"Captain! Go and slide tackle it right now!"

Although Sherlock is incredibly fast, under the influence of alcohol, he still finds himself teasing the captain.

After hearing Sherlock's words, the captain rolled his eyes at him and ignored him, instead carrying Zhao Weike and running headlong towards the place where the Anywhere Door had been.

Unfortunately, two legs can hardly outrun four legs, and the armor itself is not good at fighting. It was not designed for Tony to run, so unsurprisingly, Tony was the first to be pounced on by the huge tiger.

"No! Help me! I don't want to become tiger poop!"

The moment Gong Baiwan tackled Tony, Tony let out a shrill scream, completely forgetting that his armor could withstand missile and artillery fire.

And the captain was really a good Samaritan. After hearing Tony's cries for help, the captain, who was originally running in the lead, suddenly stopped, then carried Zhao Weike and turned around to run towards the big tiger.

The moment they got close to the tiger, the captain grabbed Zhao Weike's ankle tightly and used Zhao Weike, who was wrapped in bullet chains all over his body, as a hammer, swinging him directly towards the tiger's head.

This scene was captured perfectly by Tony's helmet, even showing the vomit that shot out of Zhao Weike's mouth as he was being used as a hammer due to the immense inertia.

Seeing this scene in the video, Zhao Weike's gaze instantly locked onto the captain not far away, and he complained to the captain in an annoyed tone.

"Captain, you'd better give me a satisfactory explanation!"

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Clearly, faced with irrefutable evidence, the captain couldn't offer Zhao Weike a perfect explanation and could only give him an awkward smile.

But to be fair, Zhao Weike's soft stick, clad in chainmail armor, is really useful!

Under the captain's immense force, Gong Baiwan, who had been holding Tony down, was actually knocked off balance, and the once fierce tiger's face was now filled with a bewildered expression.

Well, I guess this is the first time in its tiger career that it has been beaten up by such a skinny little monkey.

Clearly, after a brief moment of confusion, the tiger became even angrier and roared as it charged back towards the group.

The tiger's momentary daze was enough for the captain to pull up the fallen Tony and rejoin the fleeing group.

However, the roar of the tiger behind him instantly chilled Tony, who had just escaped its jaws, and without saying a word, he yelled at Sherlock, who was frantically fleeing in front of him.

"Sherlock! Think of something!!!"

In fact, Sherlock was already thinking of a way to escape when he started running away. Unfortunately, due to his impaired judgment and the double debuff of being drunk, Sherlock, who was running ahead, was like a panicked Doraemon.

They pulled out all sorts of random stuff, but damn it, they couldn't find anything useful.

Along the way, the water bottle, blanket, sleeping bag, tent, toilet paper, screwdriver, wrench, instant noodles and other odds and ends that Sherlock pulled out from his four-dimensional pocket almost covered the entire area.

Sherlock hadn't pulled out anything useful until the pink door on the ground appeared before everyone's eyes.

Hawkeye, who was the fastest runner, was the first to reach the Anywhere Door. But no matter how he tried, he couldn't open it, which made him so anxious that he kept stomping his feet on the spot.

Finally, Sherlock arrived at the Anywhere Door and slapped away Hawkeye's hand, which was about to pull the doorknob off, before the Anywhere Door was reopened.

Unfortunately, when the Anywhere Door opened again, the other side was not the park they had come from, but a tropical rainforest like the one they were in now.

Clearly, with the tiger chasing them from behind, they couldn't care less about anything else. Hawkeye grabbed Sherlock without a word and rushed through the gate, continuing their escape.

It wasn't until Captain America and Tony's trio had also passed through the Anywhere Door that Tony, who was originally thinking of closing the door, turned around and saw the tiger's claws so close at hand. He screamed in fright and actually dropped the Anywhere Door and continued to run away.

Although the portal wasn't large, it was large enough for the tiger to travel through and continue chasing the group.

Most importantly, in Tony's fleeting glance back, everyone present clearly saw that the big tiger was actually quite intelligent; it knew to close the Anywhere Door, then kick it to the ground before continuing its pursuit.

God knows how long they ran, but just as the tiger was about to pounce on Tony for the second time, Sherlock finally found a useful tool.

Momotaro Rice Balls!

That's right, it's another practice piece Sherlock made when he was with Laozi, imitating the gadgets from Doraemon.

Fortunately, in terms of effect, it is at least comparable to the original Momotaro rice ball. After Sherlock threw a pill into the tiger's mouth, the tiger became visibly cute, as if Nangong Wenya had patted its head.

At this point, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and began to observe the large tiger in front of them up close.

After the danger passed and instincts faded, the crowd's rationality did not return. Instead, they became even more excited after such a thrilling escape, even Sherlock, who had just regained some of his senses.

It was only at this moment that everyone realized that even in such a critical moment, none of the bottles in their hands had been lost. Immediately, the drunken group began to embrace the tiger, whom Sherlock had named Gong Baiwan, and start the second drinking session.

During this second drinking session, the captain completely let loose, putting his arm around Gong Baiwan's neck and even pouring a lot of tequila into Gong Baiwan's mouth!

However, just as everyone was celebrating their narrow escape, a bullet from who-knows-where shattered the bottle in Tony's hand, and then they realized that they were surrounded by a group of armed men.

If the wild and untamed tiger before could evoke the most primal fear in humans, then the group of fully armed soldiers before them clearly could not arouse the most primal fear in anyone; they could only ignite the fighting spirit that had been honed through long-term training.

Yes, a skirmish broke out, and even Gong Baiwan participated in the battle.

Tony, who wore his armor the entire time, became the absolute damage dealer in this encounter. Thanks to his armor, even though he was driving under the influence of alcohol, he was still able to achieve impressive results.

Unfortunately, on the one hand, no one had much equipment, and on the other hand, Zhao Weike's weapons were too many to be used in the fight in time, so the group could only rely on their physical abilities to fight in close combat.

Unfortunately, everyone was currently in a drunken state, and with Tony's presence, the enemy's support and firepower became increasingly fierce. In the end, the group had no choice but to flee.

What? You're asking why Tony, even in his armor, couldn't beat those fully armed ordinary people?

You'll understand if you watch the last scene of the video.

At the end of the video, Tony attracted almost all the firepower as he flipped and tumbled around, with explosions and the clanging of bullets hitting his armor never ceasing.

If Tony hadn't been lucky enough to never turn his back on the enemy, he probably wouldn't have just one anus by now.

The final scene shows Tony performing too many aerial maneuvers, coupled with his already intoxicated state and the lingering vomiting and diarrhea caused by that damn chicken leg.

So much so that after everyone retreated to where they were, Tony ripped off his helmet and used it as a bucket to vomit.

He then casually threw the helmet, which was filled with his vomit, into the nearby stream.

It can only be said that the fact that everyone survived sleeping here last night was entirely due to the fact that the armed group did not choose to pursue them! They are a prime example of being incredibly lucky.

However, although the video had finished playing, the questions that lingered in everyone's minds remained unanswered.

"So, we've looked at everyone's dark past, yet we still don't know where we are right now?"

Zhao Weike looked at the projection screen, which had turned into a static display, and asked in a daze.

Tony looked at Sherlock, who was still dizzy and disoriented, with a look of disgust and complained to him.

"May I ask, brave warrior, where exactly have you taken us?"

Upon hearing Tony's question, Sherlock rolled his eyes so hard they almost reached the sky, and retorted to Tony in an annoyed tone.

"How would I know? I guess all I could think about at the time was finding a place where there were absolutely no tigers!"

"Yes, there are no tigers in the rainforest! The problem is we don't know where we are, or even why those damned militants are attacking us!"

Hawkeye followed up with a merciless critique of Sherlock's response, but to everyone's surprise, the captain, who had been silent all along, suddenly responded to Hawkeye's critique.

"I think I know why they attacked us!"

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Upon hearing the captain's words, almost everyone turned their attention to him, eager to see what kind of answer he would give.

This time, however, the captain's expression was not relaxed at all. Instead, it was more solemn than ever before. Tony zoomed in on the video when the armed men had just appeared and then pointed to the chests of the armed men and said to everyone.

"I recognize this symbol. During World War II, the person who wore this symbol was my mortal enemy, an organization called Hydra!"

"I was frozen in ice because of my conflict with the leader of this organization called Red Skull. Even the Tesseract, which triggered the Battle of New York, was first discovered by this organization."

The captain pointed to the chest area of ​​the armed men in the picture and explained to everyone.

Although the image is somewhat blurry, it is still possible to vaguely see a symbol combining a skull and an octopus tentacle on the chests of these armed men.

Hawkeye and Tony were undoubtedly the two who reacted the most to the captain's remarks.