So, do you really have to go?

"Yes."

"If you can't do that within a year, come back and stay with me, have children with me, okay?"

“Let’s make a deal now.” Li Yinuo pulled a yellowed piece of paper from her desk; it turned out to be a pre-prepared agreement. “Drip your blood.”

"Even if you forget, this agreement will still be in effect. It's a blood pact, and even you can't resist it."

Before Zhang Chen could say anything, the girl anxiously bit his finger. A sharp pain shot through her fingertip, and a drop of blood fell onto the yellow paper.

The parchment suddenly became hot and glowed with a bloody light.

[List of Yokai Included]

[Included: Spirit (Bitter Love Tree Paper)]

[Note: Paper made from the withered branches of the Bitter Love Tree can serve as a contract for renewing a past relationship. Those who disobey will be cursed by the Pure Yang Daoist, including the Pure Yang Daoist himself.]

Oh no, I curse myself.

However, even if you spend a year planting trees, you can still manage to plant them well.

Just as Zhang Chen was thinking this, he saw Li Yinuo holding the contract paper with a malicious smile on her face.

"Okay, it's settled then. If you can't do it within a week, you'll have to stay with me for a whole year."

"We will take turns resting and sleeping, and as long as one of us is awake, we can love each other forever."

"Anyway, it's fine for monsters not to eat. You won't die if you have yang energy. One pregnancy isn't enough. You have to keep having quadruplets."

"?"

Zhang Chen was stunned, and snatched the yellow paper to examine it carefully.

It was discovered that the word "one year" written on the paper had been crossed out by a line so thin it was barely visible to the naked eye, and in its place, a tiny word "one week" was written in the lower left corner.

Holy crap, there are even dual contracts.

Give me back my tears.

"Just pretend I was lying to you." She stood up and hugged him tightly again.

"I've had enough, Zhang Chen. I know that playing the victim won't soften your heart, so this is the only way."

"You're so hot, just like before. It hurts so much whenever I hold you."

"It's no use if you hate me, I don't care."

"I only want you."

"This year has been enough for me to recall those memories. I will write down all the stories so that people around the world can see our past."

"If enough people can see it, then I guess I'm living on in another way."

"You were with that fox this morning, weren't you? And that bird yesterday? And even with Xiaoxi? You still smell like a cat, Zhang Chen. Have you forgotten what I am? Do you think I can't smell it? I have to put up with the smell of other monsters on you every day. Every time you leave, I feel nauseous all night. But if I don't do this, I feel so uncomfortable. My heart aches so much. You are a real scumbag. You say you don't like me, but you are still such a rogue. You are irresponsible. But you were the first person I saw when I was born. There are other monsters in your world, but there is only you in mine."

"The first baby will probably be a boy, so let's name him Wangcai. The eldest will definitely be the most sensible. The second one will be a girl, so let's name her Wangfu. She will definitely be very clingy, even more clingy than I was back then. I can't guess whether the third one will be a boy or a girl. You can choose the name when the time comes. The fourth one will most likely be the naughtiest. If he is naughty, you have to be willing to spank him."

"Also, puppies can't eat chocolate or drink alcohol. You have to warn anyone who's tempted by it. Puppies are also easily fooled. Give them a piece of bread and they'll be loyal to that person for life. You have to feed them well so they won't be fooled by outsiders."

Zhang Chen didn't hear what Li Yinuo said next.

Actually, I just didn't want to hear it.

He would have to do these things sooner or later, but not now. Right now, the most important thing is Li Yinuo herself.

Once Zhang Chen's body temperature returned to normal, the girl with long, straight black hair stopped murmuring, but didn't let go.

“You just had a mental breakdown,” she sobbed. “You said you were coming over in a week to have my baby.”

"You signed the document with your blood, and you will lose your ability to move after a certain time."

Zhang Chen glanced at the contract paper again but didn't say anything.

It's obvious that even if it wasn't done this way, Li Yinuo had planned it all along; a week was the limit the puppy could endure.

Unlike Tu Shan Han Su and Bai Nuo Yan, Li Yinuo seemed to have long given up on the possibility of reviving the Bitter Love Tree and instead focused her energy on writing books.

Zhang Chen hadn't noticed these past few days; he assumed that Li Yinuo hadn't discovered it because she didn't say anything.

Is it covered in the scent of other monsters?

After thinking for a moment, Zhang Chen turned around and hugged her, rubbing her tail and soothing her sensitive ears.

The girl was slightly startled, dodged away, and then bit his hand that was groping her.

"There's no going back now," she said.

“I’m thinking, if we really have a child, it would be better if you could name it. You’re a writer, so you’re quite cultured,” Zhang Chen said.

Li Yinuo paused slightly, then loosened her grip on his hand a little.

"I only care about giving birth, not raising them."

"Whether you raise them or not, I have to go plant trees," Zhang Chen said.

"Just one week." Li Yinuo climbed off him, tidying the stray hairs on her neck. "If you can't do it, you'll have puppies with me."

"I can find the flower fairy."

“No, that won’t work.” Li Yinuo’s eyes dimmed. “Flowers wither when they leave the tree, just like that peach blossom fairy. She used to think about searching for the person she missed.”

"But after only a few hours away, she began to wither."

"Therefore, I had no choice but to move that grave to the peach tree."

"The reason why the tree of love is called the tree of love is because it only witnesses painful love affairs, and there is always a price to pay for continuing the previous relationship."

What if?

Flower fairies are the seeds of trees; they wither when separated from the tree.

But if the flower fairy knew this, she chose to reproduce with humans in order to continue the lineage.

Older gingers are more spicy.

"I'll stay a little longer. Can you tell me more about the Bitter Love Tree?" Zhang Chen removed the ring from her neck.

Wearing it like this all the time isn't good.

He had to admit that he couldn't resist the genuine emotions he had just expressed.

The one who isn't moved is gay.

He thought that activating the immortal mode would make the female demons obedient and compliant, but after trying it twice, he realized that this "invitation of the gods" actually gave him and the demons a chance to reveal their true feelings.

The information provided by the past is limited to his perspective, but at that time he only spent a few years or decades with them.

The succubi searched for him and waited for him for over a thousand years. During this time, there were many things that the system was unable to tell him.

If the Bitter Love Tree could truly look back, it would definitely want to experience firsthand their feelings at that time.

“In a thousand years, I have been to Tushan a thousand times,” Li Yinuo said as she sat down next to him. “I have kowtowed under the Bitter Love Tree ten thousand times, but it has never helped me.”

"Placing your hopes on the bitter love tree is foolish."

"That tree can at most restore your lifespan to that of a normal person..."

Dengdengdeng.

Zhang Chen paused for a moment, and Li Yinuo also froze, falling silent.

I let it slip.

The puppy meant that he didn't have much time left to live, at least less than a normal person.

That's true. Of my more than two thousand years of life, not a single drop is truly mine.

All of them were monsters who extended his life in various ways.

In that case, even if he shares a fate with the monsters, it's all in vain. If he were to live even shorter than the monsters, that would be ridiculous.

No wonder Lin Yinmeng didn't look like she had just survived a disaster; the female demons were still busy running around for him every day.

Perhaps even Lin Yinmeng, after leaving behind offspring, would not choose to live on.

"How exactly did you extend my life?" Zhang Chen was a bit overwhelmed. "Isn't it only cats that can have their lives extended?"

Li Yinuo pursed her lips and lay down on her nap bed. "The puppy needs to sleep. Humans, go away."

Zhang Chen looked out the window and realized it was noon again.

He decided to stay overnight and get some sleep; his intuition told him that Li Yinuo needed comfort right now.

He then lay down on his side behind the girl, acting like a spoiled child.

I tossed and turned in bed.

"I'll wash it properly next time I come," Zhang Chen said, his voice strained.

"No matter how you wash it, it will still smell, unless you can resist the urge to do 'that' with other monsters."

"No, not really."

"Does it not count if it's not completely gone? Then biting off half of it doesn't count as biting it off either. Here, take it out. I'm going through the process of losing my baby teeth."

It's truly chilling.

“Or, find that snake,” Li Yinuo added. “She can purify everything, turning all liquids into the purest water, and she can also remove the smell from your body.”

"Where did this snake come from?"

"A greedy snake that loves to make it rain everywhere."

"You should be glad that we have a common goal now, so we haven't started fighting." Her tail tickled Zhang Chen restlessly.

"If you still smell bad in the future, I'll only use my tail to help you, otherwise I'll be suffocated by the stench."

It is not impossible.

"When will you finish writing your book?" Zhang Chen changed the subject to her.

This trip wasn't in vain; Li Yinuo's long-cherished wish remains rooted in writing.

And, it turns out that Jiang Rou is the seed of the Bitter Love Tree.

“That depends on how hard you try to get me pregnant.” Li Yinuo turned over to face him. “The more pregnant you are, the faster you’ll write.”

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