"Is there anything you'd like to eat?" Zhang Chen asked.

"I can eat even the worst food with a little seasoning," Tu Shan Han Su said. "For example... let's have Yangyuan noodles tonight, it's been a long time since I've had them."

If I remember correctly, Yangyuan is a place name.

Have you ever eaten such bizarre food?

"I've never eaten this before, that's why I asked you to make it!"

Miss Fox blushed, grabbed a passing mouse, and threw it at Zhang Chen. "Hurry up, I'm starving! I haven't eaten anything all day, and your actions have made my feet sore and painful..."

"Does eating this stuff really provide any nutrition?" Zhang Chen tossed the rat that had been knocked unconscious off his body aside, and two rats carried over a stretcher to catch him.

"I don't know." Tu Shan Han smacked her lips, then wiped her drool, her aloof demeanor crumbling. "Anyway, it would definitely be very nutritious for me."

"Would you like some chopped green onions?" Zhang Chen asked indirectly.

"I don't eat scallions, so I'll add some garlic to remove the fishy smell," Miss Fox pondered. "What did you have for lunch?"

"...Fried rice with egg."

Bird egg fried rice.

"Hmm... Your diet has been quite healthy these past few days, so you don't need to add any other seasonings. Just a little bit of minced garlic will be enough."

"..."

Zhang Chen slunk away, deciding to buy a few oysters when he passed a barbecue stall, otherwise he wouldn't have enough for Tushan Hansu noodles.

"Meow~"

Miss Fox watched his retreating figure disappear, sighed, and stroked the calico cat lying beside her.

"Please pull it off for me."

The calico cat jumped onto her shoulder and precisely found a few gray hairs.

"If this continues, we'll eventually be unable to keep it a secret." Tu Shan Han Su clutched a strand of hair in her hand. "The Bitter Love Tree... is there nothing the company can do?"

"Meow..."

Where is the white cat?

"Meow..."

"There's nothing we can do," Tu Shan Han Su said, lowering her eyes. "With the Bitter Love Tree dead, the entire cycle of reincarnation has been thrown into chaos. Even the company might not be able to control those angry demons. Today, I almost couldn't even get back from Tu Shan to see him..."

“I don’t care about any of that,” she added. “I just want to know, what will he do without that tree…”

The calico cat looked up at the sky at that moment.

Tu Shan Han Su also looked over and saw a group of sparrows forced to work, forming a heart shape in the air. They were probably sent by Zhang Chen to amuse her.

But those sparrows were so undisciplined that as they arranged the heart shape, the pointed bottom became more and more rounded, forming a strange shape.

Miss Fox was slightly taken aback, then laughed so hard she cried.

"Nonsense... There's a scoundrel here."

But she couldn't help herself and awkwardly made a heart shape with her hands. Her hands weren't very nimble, and the result wasn't much better than a sparrow.

It's enough that the sentiment is conveyed.

Just like, the first human language she learned two thousand years ago was indeed 'kill you'.

She hadn't said the second sentence yet, but she had already said it countless times with her eyes.

It means 'I love you'.

Chapter 72 Mixed Noodles

The next morning.

Because Tu Shan Han Su was too tired last night and fell asleep before finishing her meal, Zhang Chen escaped unharmed.

But he was also afraid that something might have happened to the fox, so after he had Bai Nuoyan knocked out in the evening, he secretly slipped away to the matchmaking agency in the middle of the night to sleep with the fox.

First thing in the morning, Miss Fox started clamoring for noodles.

Zhang Chen had no choice but to make it for her under duress and coercion, but the seasoning for the noodles had to be made by Tu Shan Han Su herself...

A short while later.

Is it really delicious?

Zhang Chen watched in horror as Tu Shan Han Su wolfed down her food, feeling a bit afraid.

"It's delicious."

"That's how it tastes best when it's fully coated in sauce, you don't understand."

Miss Fox shoveled noodles into her mouth expressionlessly. At first, her expression was indifferent, but just as she was about to swallow, she suddenly pinched her throat and gagged.

"Ugh... I feel a bit... nauseous."

"..."

"This is too nourishing, I can't eat it." Tu Shan Han Su wiped her mouth, ran to the toilet to vomit, and her voice lingered, "You eat the rest, don't waste it..."

Zhang Chen stared at the bowl of noodles, unmoved.

What's the difference between this and Lin Yinmeng treating him to fried rice with eggs?

Okay, it's not that exaggerated. It's just a regular bowl of noodles with lard.

Tu Shan Han Su felt nauseous, not because of the noodles, but simply because she wasn't as experienced as Li Yinuo.

It's normal to feel nauseous after eating at a buffet.

Zhang Chen had advised her to just grind her teeth and be done with it, but Tu Shan Han Su was really stubborn and insisted on trying it to the end. Now look what happened, she had a chain reaction and kept vomiting.

It's okay, you'll gain experience and become proficient eventually.

"vomit..."

Miss Fox was still vomiting, so Zhang Chen had to cook another bowl of stomach-soothing soup. He used to have a bad stomach and always kept a medicine packet on hand.

Place the soup on the table.

"I'm going to school now. Eat if you can, don't force yourself if you can't."

Leaving those words behind, Zhang Chen put on his pants and hurried to school.

It rained all night last night, and the yard was all wet. The mice were cleaning up the water early this morning. After the boss mouse got control of the huge amount of drinks, he became the contractor, and the other mice worked for him to earn iced tea.

"Glug glug!" As he passed the fishpond, a carp blew bubbles at him.

"What's wrong?" Zhang Chen asked.

"The rain last night tasted like home!" said Jinzai Carp.

"Hmm...it's probably moisture from the Yellow River drifting over," Zhang Chen said, "that's why it smells familiar to you."

The carp looked at each other, unsure of what to do.

"My lord! We think this rain will last a long time!"

"It's not the rainy season yet, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is almost here." Zhang Chen looked at the mackerel clouds in the sky. "But a typhoon might come."

"I don't know why, but this rain makes us very happy!" The carp circled around in the fishpond, occasionally leaping out of the water.

"That's good rain," Zhang Chen said with relief. To be honest, this morning was much fresher than usual.

It might be because it rained.

Of course, it's also possible that he was devoured by the Tushan Hansu Fox as soon as he woke up in the morning.

It would be strange if it didn't feel refreshing.

That bite should heal Tu Shan Han Su's injuries considerably.

After all, Miss Fox was really weak last night, so Zhang Chen took advantage of her being fast asleep and used [Dog Sniff] to sniff her body...

He didn't do it on purpose; it's just that it's very difficult to judge the state of such a powerful monster even with cheat codes. You have to get close and sniff carefully to detect it.

The result was... quite a few sticks of incense.

The scent of being wounded.

The injuries were quite severe. I don't know who Tu Shan Han Su fought with yesterday, but even the yang energy he poured into her body couldn't cure her.

Perfect timing... go with the flow, this morning's treatment will heal her wounds.

Zhang Chen actually had some additional worries, fearing that Li Yinuo would notice something was wrong with the taste at noon.

However, Tu Shan Han Su stated that she only ate a small portion and did not consume the entire amount through actual reproduction, so Zhang Chen's original Yang essence would still repair itself.

In other words... even after half a lifetime, he is still Chu Nan.

As we approached the school gate, it started to drizzle again. Fortunately, it was the kind of light drizzle that wouldn't make us feel uncomfortable even if we got wet.

Seeing the raindrops falling on the trees by the roadside, Zhang Chen couldn't help but think of the Bitter Love Tree.

"Soil, seeds, water."

Planting a bitter love tree definitely requires these three basic ingredients, but currently only soil is available, which was obtained from Jiang Rou.

Should I continue pursuing Jiang Rou to get more rewards?

The affection level is already full, so how do I win her over... Although the girl is quite pretty, even comparable to female demons, probably because her ancestors were flower fairies, her looks are very striking.

It's a bit tricky.

"Hey, bro, wait a minute, wait a minute."

Just as Zhang Chen arrived at the school gate, someone tapped him on the shoulder. He thought it was Li Yu, but when he turned around, he found it was... a guy dressed in a rather trendy way.

I think I saw him in class yesterday... I forgot his name, was it Gao Qiu or Gao Wan?

"I've finally waited for you. Your name is Zhang Chen, right? I'm Gao Quan. We met yesterday, remember?"

"Hmm, what's wrong?" Zhang Chen looked at him calmly.

Gao Quan originally wanted to pat Zhang Chen on the shoulder again; he often did that...it was both a way to build rapport and to show off...

For him, a pat on the shoulder is equivalent to taking the lead in social situations.

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