First, one person laughed out loud, then a second, then a third...
Some people laughed at them, calling them silly dogs; some thought they were cute; and some, both amused and exasperated, simply filmed them with their phones.
"Woof woof! Big brother! Every time it rains heavily, we run out and dress up as clowns to scare them. Does that really make them cry their eyes out?!" the white stray dog barked in the rain.
"Woof! Of course, these humans are the most vulnerable. They cry as soon as it rains! If we scare them any more, they'll burst into tears!"
The black stray dog sniffed and said, "I can already smell the pain on them!"
"Woof woof! Big brother! Do you think that an animal that receives human tears in this life can really be reborn as a human in the next life?!" the white dog asked again.
"Woof! Of course, once we've scared enough people to tears, it'll be our turn to be human in our next life!"
"Woof woof! Big brother, when I'm reborn as a human, I'm going to raise lots of dogs! I don't want other dogs to be homeless like us anymore!"
"Woof! That's spirited!"
"Woof...Big brother, but why are they all starting to laugh?"
"This is called turning tears into joy! I can already smell the bitterness on these humans fading! They're about to hit rock bottom and bounce back!"
"Woof, big brother, but they've stopped crying."
Suddenly, the two dogs stopped fighting and stood in the middle of the road, looking around at the people with confusion.
Zhang Chen listened to all of this, and then looked around and saw that the traffic police and urban management officers had arrived, driving away the vendors who were blocking the road and directing the congested vehicles.
The bustling traffic returned to normal quickly.
People who were feeling very bitter finally caught a breath during the puppy's performance, which prevented their mood from becoming too heavy throughout the day.
Even Jiang Rou, who was holding a book, couldn't help but laugh out loud.
These two puppies had no idea that their antics would prevent a husband from coming home to complain about his negative and tired feelings, prevent his wife from taking out her bad mood on the children, and prevent the children from hiding in their rooms, sobbing while listening to the adults arguing in the living room...
Instead, they would take out their phones and share videos of their dog tumbling and rolling around in the rain with their family.
Zhang Chen keenly observed that both dogs were actually suffering from a plague and were nearing the end of their lives, their bodies covered in a thick black aura.
Moreover, they were all old dogs on the verge of death, and their bodies were filled with a thick black aura.
The two dogs, bewildered and dejected, slunk back into the alley, just as they passed by Zhang Chen.
"Woof...Big brother, it seems we've failed again?"
"Woof, it seems like you can remove that."
"Woof woof, big brother, I think I've grown a brain. Am I about to be reincarnated?"
"Woof, me too! Calculus is as easy as breathing!"
"Woof! Second brother, now's the time for us to find a large truck and have it run us over. Maybe then we'll have a chance to be reborn as humans!"
"Woof woof! But brother, I just heard a girl say that some tree has withered, and animals can no longer be reincarnated as humans!"
"Woof, I know, you're talking about that girl who smells of blood! She's obviously been tricked by a scumbag! She's lost her virginity and isn't even resting properly!"
"Woof woof, big brother, what do we do?"
Upon hearing this, the black dog was speechless in the rain and sat down by the alley.
"Woof, second brother, actually I lied to you. I only take you dancing on rainy days because my owner abandoned me here on rainy days."
“I want to dance here for him, maybe he will see me and take me home.”
"Woof woof, big brother, I know, but we're both sick, no one will want us." The white dog lay down next to the black dog.
The two dogs' breathing became weak and they were about to close their eyes.
Seeing this, Zhang Chen gave the eldest rat a pinch of yang energy to hold in its mouth. The fat rat went to repay the favor first, while he walked alone to the two dogs.
"Wang?"
The black dog looked up, staring at him suspiciously, sniffing the air. "Woof! You, you're that scumbag! Why does your crotch smell like that girl's blood, woof!"
"You scumbag! You disgusting dog!"
“…” Zhang Chen ignored this problem.
“You’ve done a good deed,” he said. “I promised Li Yinuo I would help some good dogs. Do you want to live?”
"Woof! Of course I want to live! I haven't met my master yet, woof!"
Who is your master?
"I only remember his smell, woof!"
"Your master doesn't want you anymore."
"Really?" the black dog asked incredulously. "Why is that?"
“Because treating you was too expensive,” Zhang Chen said. “He couldn’t afford it, so he just left you here.”
"Woof..." The black dog seemed to understand but not quite. "That scumbag immortal, does that mean I'll never see him again in this lifetime?"
"Ah."
"Then don't save me." The black dog patted the unconscious white dog beside him with a憨厚 (honest and simple) tone. "Save my little brother. He's sick too, but he's never had an owner and hasn't experienced the kindness of humans. It would be such a pity for him to die like this."
"Okay, so you're not planning to live anymore?" Zhang Chen asked.
"A dog without an owner has no reason to live."
“You can find another one.” Zhang Chen glanced at Jiang Rou, who was interacting with Boss Rat across the street. “That girl is pretty good.”
"No." The black dog shook its head, looking dejected. "A dog only recognizes one master in its entire life."
"You scumbag immortal, please stop being a scumbag! That virgin girl has a strong dog smell about her. I thought she was one of them. She must have decided you're her master too!"
"Dog smell?" Zhang Chen was taken aback. "But she's human."
“I don’t understand.” The black dog shook its head again. “This taste, I suppose, is the taste of loyalty.”
"Where did she go?"
"They said they were going to see the peach blossoms, oh... I've seen peach blossoms with my owner too..."
Upon hearing these words, the black dog was completely unable to lift its head and fainted.
Zhang Chen closed its eyes and at the same time sent a wisp of yang energy to the white dog next to it.
Just right, not enough to turn the dog into a monster, but enough to get rid of the disease.
He was drawn to the two dogs not only because of Li Yinuo's request, but also because of something about them...
[List of Yokai Included]
[Already included: The dog demon carrying the pollen of the Bitter Love Flower]
[Reward: Bitter Love Tree Pollen]
[Note: After the Bitter Love Tree withers, its pollen scatters and falls on people or demons who are going through suffering. Collecting it may have unexpected effects.]
Zhang Chen got up and took one last look at the black dog before leaving.
The black mist dissipated.
Dogs without owners can actually take death in stride.
What about Li Yinuo?
As he thought this, the rain lessened a bit.
The rain was still falling, but it had become much gentler; the fine drizzle was like a layer of transparent soil burying the puppy's body.
Above the dark clouds, a faint murmur, unlike thunder, could be heard.
Chapter 70 The Dragon Girl is Not Inferior (A 5K Long Chapter, the Big One is Coming Soon~)
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"Thank you for treating my injury... but I'm in a bit of trouble now. This book is very important to me, but it's completely soaked, and I have to rush back to my dorm to dry it."
Jiang Rou looked at the rat demon in front of her, which was supposed to be a rat but actually looked more like a pig, and pursed her lips shyly:
"I don't have much time to buy you iced tea right now..."
"Squeak!" The fat rat squeaked twice disdainfully, pointed at the wet book in the girl's hand, and beckoned with its paw.
"Will you help me?"
"Squeak!" The fat rat snatched the book away, took a deep breath, and activated its "foraging" superpower.
Suddenly, the moisture in the book was identified as food by its magical powers, turned into water vapor, and was absorbed into its stomach.
The girl's eyes widened. "How did you do that? Is that magic?"
"Man." The eldest rat patted its belly, turned its back nonchalantly, and only showed the girl its dashing back.
Jiang Rou smiled knowingly and patted the fat rat's head.
"I'll buy you a drink later. I'll go check on those two dogs first; they both look sick..."
The rats were actually cleaner than most pets because Tu Shan Han Su was a clean freak and couldn't stand a dirty house.
The girl was in a bad mood today. Not only was she rejected by Zhang Chen, but she was also insulted by the man she deeply loved. On top of that, she had argued with the professor in the afternoon...
She didn't want to argue with her seniors in front of so many people, but she just couldn't stand it anymore.
She had assumed that since Ning'an was the hometown of the Pure Yang Daoist, the scholars there must know something about him, which is why she applied to Nanjing University despite her high score.
But the professor immediately said...the stories of spirits and monsters are all fake. People in ancient times were ignorant, which is why so many legends were left behind. The biggest taboo in archaeology is superstition.
They also said that if there were monsters, the human world would never be so peaceful.
Jiang Rou got angry as soon as she heard that.
Of course! It's all thanks to the Pure Yang Daoist! How could his existence be erased so easily?
But thanks to the performance of the two puppies, and now with the help of the rat demon, her mood instantly brightened.
The world became dilapidated, but she also made a monster friend.
This is the first step.
She also wanted more people to know about that person and to know about his great achievements!
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