After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus

"Oh my god, why don't you ask me about my whole life?"

"Too lazy to ask."

Tu Shan Han Su stepped on his foot, neither too hard nor too softly.

Zhang Chen was already used to it, and looked out of the courtyard with her, smiling:

"People choose houses with good natural light, but they end up not getting off work until dark."

"You don't know anything." Tu Shan Han Su stomped on his foot again. "If you can't speak properly, then don't spoil the mood. You've ruined all my goodwill."

As she said this, she turned her head away, her eyes slightly moist.

"Ha ha..."

Outside the courtyard, the female mice in their burrows unanimously opened the small loaves of bread they had been hoarding for a long time, intending to treat the male mice who had worked for Zhang Chen all day.

The little mice brought back a few cicadas and played with them in the yard, using them as loudspeakers, but the noise disturbed the cats and dogs.

The lights are on in the summer night, and the cicadas still sing.

Although it is said that ephemeral mushrooms do not know the difference between dawn and dusk, and cicadas do not know the difference between spring and autumn.

But no matter when they were about to reach the end of their lives, Zhang Chen wanted them to see the seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter a little longer.

Maybe in the next life.

I will definitely do it in this lifetime.

Chapter 61 Sage Mode

Remember to throw away your trash.

"I remember, I remember."

"Oh right, the TV series I'm watching requires VIP access. Could you help me get a VIP subscription later?" Tu Shan Han Su, who was washing dishes on the second floor, poked her head out from the balcony and called out to him.

"Can't you watch it on a smaller website? VIP TV subscriptions are just a waste of money," Zhang Chen said helplessly.

"No." The cool girl puffed out her cheeks. "There are so many ads on my phone. If I accidentally click on one, it's a pornographic picture. It's disgusting."

"Besides, those erotic pictures aren't even good-looking. Why don't you take off your pants and let me play with you?"

"...Okay, I'll top it up for you."

"Speaking of which... Zhang Chen, you shouldn't have grown any further, right?"

Miss Fox's tone suddenly became ambiguous, "Even I couldn't handle it if I grew any bigger. I would have to turn back into a fox to be able to withstand it, but that's not a good idea."

"...Probably not."

Zhang Chen was at a loss; what could he do with the fox he had raised?

Picking up today's trash... well, the trash bag is full of herbal stuff, and it smells really strong.

These herbs are always found in the garbage every day, and they come in all sorts of different kinds.

He had a guess that Tu Shan Han Su was elusive, always traveling all over the Celestial Empire, and would occasionally bring back some precious ingredients, all of which were fresh.

Actually... we were looking for medicinal herbs, and the food was just something we picked up incidentally.

Why go looking for herbs?

To prolong their lives? After all... they really don't have much time left.

Based on the density of the black aura, Tu Shan Han Su and Li Yinuo were about the same level, but Zhang Chen couldn't determine exactly how much longer they could live, only that they would have about five years left.

Herbs... Bai Nuoyan was the same; every night when Zhang Chen bathed Shao Mao, he would always find burrs, splinters, and bits of dead leaves and twigs stuck in her fur...

Every now and then, he would find tiny wounds, and Zhang Chen would use a little yang energy to heal her.

The smell of medicine on the cat is stronger than that of Tushan Hansu. When asked, Bai Nuoyan said that the cat needs to take deworming medicine, and that's how it develops its smell.

You're kidding me.

When Zhang Chen saw her full head of silver hair, he felt a struggle between guilt and his own desires.

XP told him that silver hair was good because it increased attack speed.

But when Zhang Chen thought about why Bai Nuoyan's hair had turned white, all the attack speed he had just added was canceled.

I'll try to get some information out of her tonight. If that doesn't work, I'll just wash the cat until she's unconscious... I'm sure she'll say something honest after the tide comes out.

A surge of emotion.

This is what the trendsetters of the new era are like: they just want to take a bath with their cats.

There are better methods, though I don't know if the "Invite the God to Possess" cheat works.

If you pray to the heavens, will only your past self respond? That's incredibly passionate.

What does it mean that he can only be restored to his "external" state? His appearance should not have changed, right? He has looked like this for two thousand years.

With these thoughts in mind, Zhang Chen returned to his rented room...

Upon entering, there was a puddle of water on the floor and a white cat huddled impatiently in front of the bathroom door.

"Meow!"

Upon seeing him, the white cat came up and rubbed against his trouser leg affectionately, just like a lovelorn little wife who was not satisfied with her desires.

Even after so many days, Zhang Chen still couldn't hold back. The white cat rubbing its butt against him was Bai Nuoyan.

"Why the rush today? I heard that if a cat is in heat, you can just poke it with a cotton swab."

Upon hearing this, the white cat froze for a moment, then its fur bristled, and it tried to run away through the door.

But Zhang Chen was no longer the same as before. With lightning speed, he grabbed the cat by the scruff of its neck and lifted it up.

The back of the neck seems to be a weak point for any cat or dog, and Bai Nuoyan can only paddle like a cat when she is lifted up.

"Huh...you're really leaking fluid."

Zhang Chen tossed her into the bathroom with a hint of disgust, wiped the water off the floor, then took off his clothes, grabbed his underwear, and went inside.

In the bathroom, the kitten was already hiding in the bathtub, lying on its back with its four paws in the air, just waiting for him to pet it.

"Meow~"

Zhang Chen naturally understood what Bai Nuoyan meant in cat language, but it was so lewd that he couldn't translate it into human language.

If I had to translate it, it would probably be something like... give her a meow, that meow, the big meow, so great meow...

Unbelievable cat.

Zhang Chen rinsed Bai Nuoyan with the showerhead for a while, then rinsed her for a bit before lying down in the bathtub for a hot bath.

"Meow..."

Petting a cat.

Actually, it was quite pleasant. After this period of time, Zhang Chen had figured out exactly how much the white cat liked to be petted and the intensity of its touch.

Every time I pet this little cat, it makes its eyes squint. At first, it just rubs against my hand, then it climbs onto my shoulder and licks me, and later it hugs my neck and meows.

The gist is: Meow! We're almost there, meow...

After meowing, he quickly runs out of energy, and before he knows it, the kitten has slid off his neck and down to his stomach.

"..."

Bai Nuoyan was already thin, and he remained thin even after becoming a cat. His fur became wet when he got wet, and the cat ball turned into a cat strip, as if it had dissolved in water.

"Are you feeling better now?" Seeing that the kitten was getting more and more excited, Zhang Chen picked her up again.

The cat sneezed, making a gurgling sound as if it had choked, and then it exhaled.

"I told you not to lick it, now you've choked, haven't you?"

"Meow!"

"Ha, I told you it's easy to gag."

"Meow meow meow!"

It seems that after Bai Nuoyan turned into a cat, her IQ dropped. She became like a stubborn person, and would hiss at anyone who dared to talk back to her.

But the cat's stamina today is amazing; it started coughing but was still very alert.

Zhang Chen was curious to see if he could scare Bai Nuoyan after invoking a deity.

A short while later.

He took a deep breath, mentally contemplating activating the cheat...

Um...

It's open, yet it seems like it's not.

He touched himself and found that nothing seemed to have changed; his face reflected in the tiles was also unchanged.

The amount of yang energy stored in the body has not changed.

Activate [Beast Eyes], activate [Dog Scent]... all you can see is the cat leaking fluid, and the whole room is filled with Bai Nuoyan's terrible, intoxicating hormonal scent.

Gone.

So what exactly has changed?

"Meow..."

Just as Zhang Chen was wondering, the kitten, which was excitedly playing with a cat toy, suddenly paused and let out a strangely melancholy meow.

Zhang Chen looked over and saw Bai Nuoyan soaking in the water, no longer playing or licking itself. Its fur, soaked from the water, stood on end again, making it look like a hedgehog. Incredibly, it slowly retreated...

Retreat to the edge of the bathtub.

She jumped up and grabbed the towel from the hook.

As she fell, she instantly transformed into a silver-haired girl, covered only by a thin bath towel.

The girl's vertical pupils contracted and dilated, like two wind chimes hanging on a cliff, swaying in the wind.

In her eyes, Zhang Chen's entire demeanor changed almost instantly, his internal yang energy perfectly blending with his appearance...

If the Zhang Chen of the past was merely a remnant of his former self, a good-for-nothing who indiscriminately spewed out yang energy, then the Zhang Chen of today is a true immortal who transforms yang energy into celestial energy...