"I can't really explain it..."

"Hmph, they were so intimate, of course it's hard to explain," Ye Zhi snorted. "I'm going to tell my wife, Yinuo, about this when I get back. She's such a philanderer..."

“Xiao Ye.” Zhang Chen’s eyes suddenly lit up as he looked at her.

The look in his eyes startled the girl with glasses, who quickly hugged herself. "What? I... I may be Yinuo's secretary, but I'm not your secretary. You can't do anything... You can't do anything with your secretary..."

"What kind of animal do you need?" Zhang Chen asked.

"Huh? Animals... mice, cats, dogs, and mainly birds, but you can't possibly use so many domesticated animals in a movie..."

How many birds do you want?

"The more the better. To achieve the kind of shocking scenes in the script, we'd need hundreds or even thousands."

"Hmm, I think there should be a thatched house in the script?"

"Yes, we need to build one by this lake. It should at least be a decent story about a scholar and a bird. But it's a bit tricky... The school only allows us to use the space for a week."

"If all these conditions are met, can you film it well?" Zhang Chen asked.

"Of course! Such a magical film would definitely be amazing, and I'm really looking forward to it. Besides, my own work has won national awards... Wait, why do you make it sound like you can actually do it?"

Ye Zhi looked at Zhang Chen suspiciously, "You're not playing some kind of trick, are you? I'm warning you, although I'm not as pretty as Yi Nuo, I'm not easily fooled..."

The girl with glasses already had a phobia of Zhang Chen. Even Li Yinuo and Lin Yinmeng were affected by Zhang Chen's... She had absolutely no confidence in herself.

I even heard that there's a super pretty pregnant girl among the freshmen, and that Zhang Chen got her pregnant, but I don't know if it's true.

What if Zhang Chen was a dating expert, the kind of expert who automatically generates options and ratings of affection when interacting with girls...?

Will she chat with Zhang Chen for a couple of minutes and then automatically end up in bed with him? And then be slowly molded into a completely different persona...?

too horrible!

"Zhang Chen, I didn't know your true colors before. Please let me go... I won't tell Yinuo about your affair with Lin Yinmeng and getting a freshman pregnant..." The girl with glasses raised her hands in surrender.

"He's already gone." Zhao Fangyi handed the lunchbox Zhang Chen had left to Ye Zhi. "Eat something first."

"Fangyi?" Ye Zhi looked at her with lingering fear. "Were you also seduced by Zhang Chen?"

"Huh?" Zhao Fangyi was stunned. She gave an awkward laugh. "Me... I'm not worthy."

"why?"

"because..."

"crash"

Suddenly, a burst of birdsong erupted from the woods surrounding the lake, and a flock of birds of all colors flew out of the woods, disappearing without a trace.

The students all spontaneously took out their phones to take pictures, marveling at the sight of the flock of birds taking flight together.

People often regard what seems impossible during the day as auspicious omens.

Ye Zhi and Zhao Fangyi also looked up.

"What a huge crow... Is it a crow or an eagle?" Ye Zhi squinted and sighed. "If we could use it for filming, the effect would be amazing."

"Fangyi, is there a person on that crow? Am I seeing things?"

"You're seeing things."

Zhao Fangyi actually saw it clearly; others might have thought it was an illusion, but she didn't.

There's no way a hospital could have such a miraculous drug; the idea of ​​a "last gasp" before death is just a myth.

"By the way, Fangyi, what did you just say was the reason?"

Because of the difference between immortals and mortals.

"Haha, heavenly secrets cannot be revealed."

Zhao Fangyi suppressed her smile, and then devoutly bowed in the direction where the crow had disappeared.

Meanwhile, in the room, Lin Yinmeng looked at yet another vial of blood on the table, and a clumsy little note...

She clutched her chest and slowly calmed down.

Chapter 56 The Rat Dynasty

"How many intelligent birds are there in the entire Ning'an?"

"Goo-ga! Immortal! There are tens of thousands of others like us, but they all have their own things to do. I wonder if they'd be willing to come and help..."

The crow twisted its neck in a puzzled way. As the most brilliant mind in the bird world, it had no idea how Zhang Chen was going to rally the flock.

"Simple."

Zhang Chen looked at the pigeon not far away, which had a plastic bottle in its beak. "Give me that bottle."

"Hehe, fairy, I'm going to pick up this bottle to sell for money. It's worth two cents a bottle." The pigeon reluctantly picked up the bottle.

"I'll give you a bag of fries after it's all done."

"really?"

"KFC."

"Then I don't want it." The pigeon shook its head. "I only eat McDonald's fries."

"She's quite a picky eater."

Zhang Chen smiled and poured yang energy into the plastic bottle, which quickly swelled up.

After mastering the use of [Self-Control], even the yang energy that leaves his body will not shoot out randomly. In the eyes of the monster, it is just a fragrant white gas.

It's very attractive, but I can't tell what it is.

“I will give you a lot of these bottles,” Zhang Chen said. “This is like a reward for them, and no monster can refuse it.”

"Caw! But we can't find that many all at once," the crow said, distressed.

"All you need to do is find a few respected birds, spread the word, and let those birds mentor the new ones. The new birds will help you cut a hole, and once you've cut enough holes, you can claim the grand prize."

"Giggle? What does 'cut once' mean?"

"It's okay, you don't need to understand. This is the most evil form of communication science."

"Goo-ga! We'll get right on it!"

"Remember to collect as many bottles as possible."

After a short while, having distributed enough yang energy, the flock of birds landed Zhang Chen on the ground, which was the way back to the matchmaking agency.

Those yang energies are thin and scarce, so they don't need to cause any sensation, but they are a great tonic for monsters, roughly equivalent to ginseng for humans.

Zhang Chen had already figured it out and was preparing to return to the matchmaking agency to recruit rats for labor when he heard a group of rats making a lot of noise in the yard, doing something quite unusual.

"Squeak! Now that the immortal is gone! And the fox is nowhere to be found! Congratulations to Boss Rat, you can now become emperor!"

"Restore the imperial system? Absolutely not! Second brother, what merit do I possess? Will this dragon robe magically appear on my body?"

Zhang Chen watched from the doorway as a group of rats painted themselves in various colors with crayons. They surrounded the fat rat in the middle and draped it in a tattered yellow plastic bag with the words "Iced Tea" printed on it.

The mice chanted "Long live the Rat Leader! Long live the Rat Leader!" and dressed him in a yellow robe. The Rat Leader waved his hands repeatedly, but his expression was quite smug.

"Squeak... Oh no! No, no!" The eldest mouse pretended to remove the iced tea, "Now I can't be emperor."

"Squeak! Boss, the dragon robe is just a symbol! Even if you don't wear it, you're still the Rat Emperor!"

"Squeak, don't think I don't know," the leader of the rats sighed in regret, "Nine out of ten rats outside only recognize this dragon robe!"

"Squeak..."

"Squeak, fine, since it's what the rats want, I'll reluctantly accept the throne. This courtyard will be our court from now on! Second brother, you'll be the Censor-in-Chief! Third brother, you'll be the Regent, and fourth brother, you..."

The fat rat even ran up to the calico cat and pointed at it, saying, "calico, I, the rat, appoint you as the Grand Marshal Calico, to guard the frontier together with General Golden Fur!"

The calico cat rolled its eyes, while the golden retriever lay on the ground resting, seemingly unconcerned.

The mice even divided up the carp in the fishpond, and if Xu Mianmian hadn't been at school, she probably would have been given the title of princess as well.

Zhang Chen walked into the courtyard without saying a word, coldly watching them cause trouble.

"Squeak? Who are you? Since you're standing at the door, I'll assign you the job of a gatekeeper..." The fat rat was still in character and was about to point and gesticulate at Zhang Chen as well.

Zhang Chen kicked it into the fishpond.

"Squeak! Your Majesty! His Majesty has passed away!"

"Squeak, squeak, they're rebelling! They're rebelling!"

The rats ran around in a panic in the yard. Zhang Chen had to control the yang energy in their bodies before they collapsed to the ground with a thud, squeaking.

"Meow~" The calico cat came over on its gait and rubbed against his trouser leg.

"How long have these symptoms lasted?" Zhang Chen asked.

"Meow~ It started yesterday." The calico cat said helplessly, "They beat up all the rats in Ning'an and think they've unified the world."

"..."

"I guess it's from watching period dramas with Tu Shan Han Su. That fox never turns off the TV, and these rats picked it up." Zhang Chen said, both amused and exasperated.

"But their strong organization makes them quite convenient."

Zhang Chen stopped controlling the rats, and they obediently came to him and lined up in front of him. The whole yard was filled with them, which was quite a sight.

The carp also lifted the eldest rat back to the ground. The fat rat, still wet, stood first and covered Zhang Chen's shoes with its iced tea jacket.

"Squeak! Immortal! You can support yourself now!"

Zhang Chen was too lazy to waste words with them and directly announced the order to conscript rats. All the rats would have to perform corvée labor tonight and go with him to the school to repair the Great Wall.

Having just committed a misdeed, the mice looked at each other, none of them daring to resist.

They followed the calico cat from the grove in the backyard to the school, beginning their 1.5-kilometer mouse march.

The yard was much quieter now, with only the little golden retriever left to guard the house.

Zhang Chen sent a message to Li Yinuo, hoping she could have Ye Zhi come to the set for filming that evening.

With the efficiency of these rat demons, building a latrine in one or two hours is no joke. They even have extra time to do other decorations. Some of the rat demons are also literate and have studied civil engineering.

This is the difference between a demon who lives in the world and one who doesn't. A peach tree spirit who doesn't live in the world is still like a child even when he's over a hundred years old, while a rat demon who lives in the world has remarkable intelligence even when he's only a few years old.

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