After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus

"It's simple... The reason I'm so stupid right now is because I can't remember many of my memories. As long as I remember how I became the King of Birds... Hmm, then I won't need your protection anymore."

"But... if you want me to remember, you have to make me feel loved. I've lived in fear for thousands of years and I'm really starved for love now."

"You must give me love." Lin Yinmeng looked at him earnestly.

"Love is fine too," the mature woman in black stockings emphasized.

“It would be even better if we loved each other more,” she said confidently.

How come she's following the same path as Li Yinuo?

"I tried my best..."

This could be considered Lin Yinmeng's long-cherished wish; if it were fulfilled, perhaps her manhood could be found again.

“Okay, let’s pinky swear.” Lin Yinmeng stretched out her little finger.

Zhang Chen was amused by her. The Demon King was quite childish. Could such a monster really write so many melodious songs?

Something feels off...

Reach out and make a pinky promise.

"Oh! And my new song~ I need you to shoot the music video. You have to accompany me for every new song I release from now on."

Lin Yinmeng clasped her hands together and pressed them against one side of her cheek, looking incredibly sweet. "I've been looking forward to this for so long, don't stand me up."

"As long as you pay, that's fine." Zhang Chen remained true to his original aspiration.

Why are you always thinking about money?

I want to raise other monsters, baby.

"Paying off the mortgage."

"Oh, a mortgage, that makes sense. Even making love needs a love nest..."

"..."

"If there's nothing else, I'll be going now." Zhang Chen was afraid that Lin Yinmeng would grab his hand and pull him into her arms again.

I was massaging your chest just now, but I don't know where I'll massage next.

After all... among the known monsters, this bird is the only one who was intimate with him in the past.

So much so that... I almost had to eat it.

"Okay, bye-bye~"

Lin Yinmeng watched Zhang Chen leave, disappear, and vanish with tender affection.

Her lips gradually turned downwards, curving into a look of annoyance.

"You bitch, you've made my husband smell like a dog."

"Gurgle gurgle!"

Just then, a gust of wind swept through the woods where Zhang Chen had disappeared, and several crows flew out and landed in front of Lin Yinmeng.

"Goo-ga! My lord! Your acting was flawless! He must have believed it all!"

"He probably still figured it out a little." Lin Yinmeng shrugged. "I didn't want to go through all these roundabout ways to lie to him."

"But that dog is too cheeky, wearing a collar...does it think I don't know how to wear one? Even birds have many ways to play with them, you know."

The crows looked at each other, not daring to speak. They were just minor demons and didn't know much about strange and unusual things.

"Have you finished dealing with things at the hospital?" Lin Yinmeng asked, catching her breath.

"Goo-ga! My lord! Everything's been taken care of! It's just that with Shen Nianxi present, we couldn't act directly... But Miss Fangyi is in good spirits! She's accompanying her mother to the beach for a relaxing stroll!"

"Ah That's good."

"Goo-ga-ga! Winning back my old flame is just around the corner, my lord!"

“It’s not something that can be expected in a short time.” Lin Yinmeng looked at the lake and said calmly, “From the moment I found him again, he was mine.”

"What does Li Yinuo know? She only knows how to be a dog, and she thinks she understands the relationship between men and women just because she wrote a few erotic books..."

“I am the rightful wife, I have the right to be mine. I was just one inch away from him, just one inch away… he was mine.”

"But..."

Why did you leave me...?

"What did I do wrong? Why did you leave me...?"

As she spoke, Lin Yinmeng's expression inexplicably turned sorrowful. She covered her face, her knuckles clenched, and her breathing became unsteady.

Seeing this, several crows became anxious and began cawing around Lin Yinmeng, "My lady! Calm down! Calm down! Don't hurt yourself!"

"It's nothing." Lin Yinmeng closed her eyes and regulated her breathing for a while. "What about the crow? How's the script it was supposed to write coming along?"

"It's written! My lord! There are ten bed scenes! One hundred kissing scenes! Two hundred intimate scenes!"

"Okay~ Remember to also write a proper script for normal filming." Lin Yinmeng smiled gently again.

"Goo-ga! But sir... how should we deceive the immortal then?"

"Hmm~ I'll think about it some more."

"Just treat this as a normal music video, show it to the whole world as a testament to our love, and make that bitch jealous."

"That's not normal... Hmm, after I've enjoyed it myself, I'll show it to that dog in private, to show it what real love between a man and a woman is like, it's not just about wearing a collar..."

"Gentle, pitiful, submissive, sweet, sexy body but lovely heart, that's the right way... Li Yinuo's tough attitude is too outdated."

The crows fell silent, covering their ears and daring not to listen.

...

"call..."

On the way back to the matchmaking agency, Zhang Chen shivered; the night was inexplicably cold.

Upon analysis, Lin Yinmeng seems to really be a silly bird, the kind who only knows how to giggle.

Thinking about it this way, it's not impossible that Lin Yinmeng's progress is the fastest in the defeat CG.

After all... the early bird catches the worm.

Upon reaching the courtyard gate, Zhang Chen took the sleeping Xu Mianmian out of his pocket, called over the little golden retriever and the calico cat, and asked them to look after her.

The mice quickly built a small rabbit burrow out of thatch, and the calico cat brought over some colored lights to decorate the burrow.

Little Jin was very generous; he took a bite of his own dog fur and used it as a bedding for the rabbit hutch.

"You brought back another rabbit?" Tu Shan Han Su returned carrying a vegetable basket. "You even brought back a humanoid one?"

Miss Fox's gaze was unfriendly.

“Uh… she doesn’t transform at home,” Zhang Chen said.

Tu Shan Han Su snorted, glanced at his neck, and narrowed her eyes.

Chapter 47 Carp Leaps Over the Dragon Gate

"Cats, dogs, birds."

Tu Shan Han Su leaned closer and sniffed, summarizing Zhang Chen's scent as if it were a treasure trove.

Do you spend all your time at the zoo?

“Going to the zoo behind my back is no different from going to a brothel.”

Miss Fox's nose seems to be more sensitive; Bai Nuoyan can only smell the dog.

"Your favorability rating for today is reset." Tu Shan Han Su glanced at him and handed him a bag of still-alive carp. "You're punished to dig a fishpond now and raise a few carp at home to make it more festive."

Zhang Chen took the carp, then winked at the mice watching the show, and the mice, who had been gloating, immediately fell silent.

As the lowest-level labor force in the matchmaking agency, they are always exploited at every level, and the hard work of digging fish ponds ultimately falls on the rats.

"Squeak!"

The smallest mouse, wearing glasses, protested, meaning it was rebelling against human tyranny and that the world belonged to mice.

"Squeak! One piece of Panpan bread costs me a whole day to mop the floor! Is there no more right for mice?!" Another mouse stepped forward.

"West Sea!" A mouse with a mustache trimmed into a V-shape stood on the wall and made a gesture that any failed art student would make.

In an instant, the crowd was filled with indignation. A few rats even brought over a small water gun they had picked up from somewhere and sprayed water on Zhang Chen's trouser legs, saying things like "political power grows out of the barrel of a gun" and so on.

Miss Fox smiled when she saw this, but only for a moment before she stopped.

"I'm going to cook. Before the food is ready, finish digging the fishpond. I have something important to tell you later."

"Understood." Zhang Chen kicked away the rat at his feet and saluted Tu Shan Han Su.

"Stop arguing. I'll get some money after I finish filming in a few days, and I'll improve your food." He then turned to the rats and said.

"And didn't you all used to eat junk food? Now you want to eat bread?"

"Squeak! Eating garbage is too feudal! We are rats of the new era now, we drink boiled water and eat fine bran!" said the leader of the rats.

"Squeak! What kind of movie are you going to make? Will we see you on TV? Or on the dark web?"

"..."

These mice learn incredibly fast, but they learn a wide variety of things.

Soon, the mice, who had been given a big promise by Zhang Chen, began to work diligently. With hundreds of mice, their labor capacity was quite high, and in less than half an hour, a small fishpond of two square meters was dug.

A calico cat and a golden retriever were carrying buckets of water and pouring them into the fishpond.

Zhang Chen poured some yang energy into the fishpond, and the next moment, a layer of light green aquatic plants grew at the bottom of the water.

Then pour the carp into the water, and they swim happily.

[List of Yokai Included]

[Already included: Carp Spirit]

[Reward: Greatly enhanced reproductive ability]

What Tu Shan Han Su brought back were indeed monsters, but their scales were all damaged, and the most seriously injured ones were still bleeding.