After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus

"Yes, but that yang energy this morning... it really startled the monsters in Ning'an," Shen Nianxi said, seemingly unintentionally.

“Yes, I met him once a few hundred years ago and asked him for a bottle of Yang Yuan.” Bai Nuoyan explained calmly, “There was a slight accident when I took it out to cultivate today, and I didn’t expect it to leak out.”

"The Yang Yuan of the Pure Yang Daoist? Such a precious natural treasure, there are hardly any left in the whole world... that's a bit of a pity."

"There's nothing to regret." Bai Nuoyan shook her head and said with disgust, "That stuff is both fishy and smelly."

"Huh?" Shen Nianxi didn't understand.

"Then let it be. It's good that everything is safe and sound. We'll meet again if fate allows." Bai Nuo said, disappearing into the mist.

Shen Nianxi was left standing there dumbfounded. After a few seconds, she puffed out her cheeks in distress:

"Seriously... If you don't like it, just give it to me... It's such a precious thing, what a waste."

...

Zhang Chen had just taken off his clothes and entered the bathroom when he heard the cat scratching at the door.

At the same time, Bai Nuoyan's voice could also be heard.

"Please wash the cat for me, I'm going to take a bath."

Zhang Chen was speechless.

It is known that Bai Nuoyan is a cat.

Bai Nuoyan asking him to help wash the cat is equivalent to asking him to wash himself.

God's.

Zhang Chen covered the door with a towel, opened it, and saw no sign of Bai Nuoyan, only a big-eyed, adorable white cat on the floor.

Before he could make any further moves, the white cat scurried in, grabbed his leg, climbed up, and yanked his towel off.

"..."

The person and the cat stared at each other.

The fist hardened.

Zhang Chen swallowed the humiliation. Since he was going to pretend, he might as well go all the way and turned on the shower as if he didn't care.

"I'll shower first, then I'll shower you... By the way, you seem like you'd be perfect as a bath sponge?"

Upon hearing this, the white cat's pupils contracted.

"Just kidding."

Zhang Chen lifted the cat into the bucket of water. "You can soak it for now."

"Your master is incredibly lazy; I even have to help her take a bath," Zhang Chen chirped. "She's useless in the kitchen and unpresentable in public; who would dare marry a woman like that?"

The white cat floated in the bucket, its paws peeking out, purring and blowing bubbles.

"You're breathing on me? You're quite protective of your owner, huh?" Zhang Chen picked up the showerhead and sprayed her with water. "She's too lazy to even give you a bath, why are you protecting her?"

"Meow!"

"You're getting impatient," Zhang Chen laughed, finding it quite amusing to tease Bai Nuoyan like this.

Although he is now completely honest with the other party, he feels good just thinking about how Bai Nuoyan can see him but not have him.

A short while later, Zhang Chen finished his bath and finally picked up the cat, preparing to wash Bai Nuoyan with soap.

Surprisingly, Bai Nuoyan, lying on his lap, was unusually well-behaved, except that her eyes were fixed on a certain spot...

Damn it, burn the cat.

Zhang Chen didn't understand Bai Nuoyan's intention in doing this, but he had his own rhythm, focusing on a niche area for playing with wood.

Hurry up and expose it, you bastard!

"Hey, do cats really have nine lives?"

"Yesterday, Bai Nuoyan told me that she gave me eight lives, but I don't know if it's true or not."

The white cat remained unmoved.

“She hasn’t taken my gentle catgirl yet,” Zhang Chen sighed. “If Bai Nuoyan were really a catgirl, I would definitely pursue her.”

The white cat's body suddenly tensed up.

"But with her stubborn arrogance, I doubt any man could win her over."

The white cat scratched him, not too hard, not too soft.

"Huh? You also agree that she's a total tsundere? Right? This woman always pretends that she doesn't hurt when she gets her period, and I have to buy her sanitary napkins."

“Mingming loves glutinous rice cakes the most, but when I bought them for her, she said she didn’t like them. As soon as I left, she secretly ate them.”

"Sigh, but sometimes I do think she's really pretty." Zhang Chen rubbed the cat's head. "It's a pity that childhood sweethearts are outdated. Now it's all about unexpected romances. Being too familiar with someone can kill the passion."

"I can only be her brother for the rest of my life."

"Meow!"

The white cat meowed as if in a hurry, scratched his leg a few times, and then crawled inside.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"No, that's not it, you..."

"... "

A dozen minutes later, Zhang Chen was exhausted and kicked Bai Nuoyan out of the bathroom.

He took a while to tidy himself up and got dressed in the bathroom.

Pushing open the bathroom door, he saw Bai Nuoyan sitting on the edge of his bed, dressed in thin clothes... brushing her teeth.

The silver-haired girl's mouth was covered in white foam, and she was gagging while brushing her teeth.

"Brush your teeth gently, brushing too hard will make you nauseous if you push too hard and hurt your throat," Zhang Chen kindly reminded him.

Bai Nuoyan's face flushed slightly, and after rinsing her mouth, her voice became hoarse.

"Hey..."

"What are you doing?" Zhang Chen asked, wiping his hair as if nothing was wrong.

Bai Nuoyan stared at him intently, making him a little nervous.

"If, I mean if, neither of us dated in college," the girl said coyly, her fair feet stepping on his blanket.

"I can pretend to be your girlfriend and take you out to show off."

“What’s so great about this?” Zhang Chen raised an eyebrow.

"I'm so pretty, isn't that making you look good?" Bai Nuoyan smiled and made a peace sign to appear cute.

"And what happens after graduation?"

"Pretend to get married."

"Uh... what happens after we get married?"

"Just pretend to give birth."

"Can anything be faked?" Zhang Chen's worldview crumbled.

"Otherwise what? I don't like you, so why should I really let you use me for free? You'd have to give me back my children, wouldn't you?"

"Also, remember to bathe my cat every day from now on, especially the genitals. Trim its nails before washing, otherwise it will hurt."

After Bai Nuoyan finished speaking, her cheeks were as red as the sunset outside the window.

She couldn't help but be anxious.

This afternoon, several groups of monsters disguised themselves and came to investigate Zhang Chen's room.

Moreover, the monsters that come are either female or male.

There was a female dog that she particularly disliked.

Chapter 16 Going to University, But Full of Dangers

Lin Yinmeng has released a new song!

"Li Yinuo has released a new book! Have you read it yet? This time, the perspective is finally not from the animals."

"Holy crap, I can meet the real person at Nanjing University?!"

"This is ridiculous, buddy. Not only can we not see Lin Yinmeng, but Li Yinuo also rarely shows up at school."

"..."

As Zhang Chen walked towards university, he overheard several other freshmen, just like himself, chatting excitedly.

I felt the vibrant feeling of youth again, something I hadn't experienced in a long time.

There are still more than two years left before he is captured by Tushan Hansu and taken to Tushan for breeding.

In the past ten days or so, besides the calico cat, he only collected one other new monster, but he also learned some secrets about monsters from the calico cat.

The 'company' is essentially a law enforcement agency established in cooperation with monsters and is primarily composed of humans, operating in accordance with the legal system recognized by both the human and monster worlds.

Each area has a person in charge; for example, Shen Nianxi is the person in charge of Ning'an.

However, the person in charge may not be human; in some places, companies are run by monsters.

The company is built on ancient teleportation arrays, which is why Tushan Hansu can travel back and forth between Tushan and Ning'an.

Tu Shan Han Su would cook him a meal every night, and the previously abandoned second floor was renovated to be very cozy and homey.

It was cozy, but... the boxes of condoms piled up everywhere on the second floor were incredibly conspicuous.

Zhang Chen asked Tu Shan Han Su why she bought so many small umbrellas.

Tu Shan Han Su's answer was that she planned to develop a small umbrella that Zhang Chen could use.

Because the Pure Yang Dao Body is very special, as long as the emotions are right, the extremely strong and Yang Yuan Qi can ignore all defenses, and ordinary umbrellas are completely useless.

Zhang Chen asked her, puzzled, "Isn't her goal to give birth to a fox?"

However, Tu Shan Han Su denied this. Her real purpose was to use Zhang Chen for pleasure. After all, she had been suppressing her feelings for two thousand years, and pregnancy would prevent her from enjoying herself during her pregnancy, which she could not accept.