Between her and Zhang Chen, it was almost always her calling Zhang Chen.
Zhang Chen, that deadbeat virgin, was always too embarrassed to call her by name.
How did we meet? What did I usually call you before?
Zhang Chen realized that he knew the least about Tu Shan Han Su, whom he had met first.
All he knew was that he had once gone to Tushan to look for her, and five hundred years later, he found her again because of the Bitter Love Tree.
So Miss Fox has been lying all along; she never chose to go into seclusion and sleep.
For two thousand years, through countless springs and autumns, she has waited through just as many springs and autumns.
"...We just met casually." Tu Shan Han Su didn't want to talk about this anymore. "How could I remember something that happened two thousand years ago so clearly?"
Her feet stretched out from under the table again, but she was much more awkward than before.
"I actually met with Long Luoyang today."
Miss Fox stopped moving, then kicked him in a huff, very lightly, more like rubbing him.
"Yes, I know." Tu Shan Han Su withdrew her tender white feet.
She sat sideways, frowning, rubbing her ankle.
When she bends to the side, the inner thighs and calves of the girl are pressed together, and the gap between them reveals alluring shadows.
How exactly did it grow like this? Zhang Chen often wondered why God would create such beautiful monsters in human form.
Almost no human being can be so perfect, because humans have human nature, and human nature has flaws. According to the saying that appearance reflects the heart, no one's appearance can be perfect.
However, many monsters, before transforming into human form, often only know about the sun, moon, and stars, and only know how to eat, sleep, and play games. They are pure and kind-hearted. As long as their original form is not too ugly, their transformed form will be a level above that of humans.
Of course, characters like the Rat Boss are doomed; they're ugly to begin with and have an extremely wild mind.
Holy crap, will the Rat Boss really turn into a prisoner after he transforms?
Then we can send them to play in the village BA.
"Why did you stop?" Zhang Chen stared at her small feet and swallowed.
"I sprained my ankle." Tu Shan Han Su glared at him. "I'm really impressed with you. If I hadn't reacted quickly, my leg would have broken. Can you please stop getting so excited every time?"
"...No way, how is this possible?"
"You're just that weird," Tu Shan Han Su snorted. "You're fine to humans, but you're terrifying to demons."
"You were born to slay demons, but who knew you would defy your mission and only think of marrying me."
"In reality, your original body was full of murderous intent. It was only in order to coexist with demons that you modified it into yang energy, which is more friendly to demons."
"Then I should have been called Killer Daoist?" Zhang Chen was taken aback.
"Yes, no one ever imagined that you would go from being a genius to a lewd genius."
Tu Shan Han Su couldn't help but smile as she spoke.
"But everything comes at a price, Zhang Chen. You really overestimated the goodwill of most people."
"You still want to ask me about the Bitter Love Tree, don't you?"
Zhang Chen remained noncommittal.
"I knew it, that dragon was looking for you because of this." Tu Shan Han Su hugged herself, feeling a little lonely.
"But she's probably going to be disappointed. You're just a modern person who doesn't remember anything. Two thousand years is a disaster for a monster, and it is for you too."
"Did she tell you? It happened 1,500 years ago."
"Yes." Zhang Chen nodded. "He mentioned a little bit."
What is she trying to do?
"She wants to kill me, bury me in the ground, and plant a new bitter love tree."
"Hehe~" Tu Shan Hansu couldn't help but laugh again. Miss Fox must have laughed a lot in the past, her dimples were very cute.
However, it's now very difficult to even see the aloof fox spirit smile.
Zhang Chen wanted her to smile more, it was that simple.
“If she really wanted to kill you, I would fight her to the death right now.” Tu Shan Han Su took another sip of tea. “Yesterday, I fought with her in Tu Shan.”
"Never fought it."
So it turns out he was injured by the Dragon Girl.
"Guess why she fought with me?" The girl blinked her foxy eyes, with a hint of flirtation in her voice.
"Because of me?"
"You're being a bit too narcissistic."
"Why then?"
"It has something to do with you, but not much."
Tu Shan Han Su looked out the door and saw San Hua, Xiao Jin, and the eldest rat slowly carrying the small cart back.
Cheers erupted in the yard; with these snacks, the mice would have enough to get through the autumn.
Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, and there are still quite a few mooncakes among the snacks.
"Squeak!" The eldest mouse came running over, carrying a case of iced tea. "Squeak! Mouse wants some iced tea!"
Zhang Chen kicked it, saying, "It's good enough that you have something to drink; there's not enough room in the fridge."
"Squeak!" The old rat stomped its foot angrily, but luckily there was a rat in its troop that had the ability to freeze.
Besides those that can freeze, there are also those that can start fires and those that can generate electricity.
None of them are particularly strong, but their advantage lies in their large numbers; there are rats with all sorts of abilities.
Zhang Chen would occasionally see several rats in the yard that were having elemental reactions blown away by the explosions.
"..."
While he was looking at the courtyard, Tu Shan Han Su secretly shifted her gaze to him.
She still preferred to look at Zhang Chen this way.
As soon as Zhang Chen turns around, Miss Fox is always faster than him, pretending to look up at the sky.
Then, she would look at the clouds for a while, and then at him.
You'll feel...
I saw him from a distance.
When you look at the clouds, they seem very close.
It's strange, considering we've lived for two thousand years.
But every moment with this person feels like it's going by too fast.
I wish time could slow down.
Just a little slower would be better.
Each time I almost reached the moon, but new stars appeared beside it.
"So why were you fighting?" Zhang Chen suddenly turned to look at her.
This time, Tu Shan Han Su couldn't escape; Zhang Chen took in the almost suppressed infatuation and sorrow that filled her eyes.
He was stunned for a long time, as was Tu Shan Han Su.
"Don't you know?" she said, looking down and pretending to rub her eyes as if she were sleepy.
"You want to stop her from reviving the Bitter Love Tree?" Zhang Chen pressed.
"Hmm." Tu Shan Han Su nodded. "I couldn't stand it anymore, Zhang Chen. Do you think I didn't mention the Bitter Love Tree to you?"
Will I die if I plant a tree?
“I don’t know, but I won’t let you take that risk. That kind of miracle... even you might not be able to replicate it.”
“That dragon wouldn’t let you do that,” Tu Shan Han Su added.
"But we can't not plant them, Zhang Chen. Are you already plotting something behind my back? Hmm?"
"..."
Miss Fox could see right through Zhang Chen's expression.
"Everyone knows you'll definitely plant it. Without the Bitter Love Tree, you won't be able to suppress your yang energy."
"Without restraint, it will be like just now, when you got excited, you twisted my ankle."
"Many people believe that the bitter love tree is a symbol of your life. In reality, it is only because the bitter love tree can store your yang energy that the tree and you are almost of the same origin."
“Every time you want to do something bad to me, you store most of your yang energy in that tree, and then the Bitter Love Tree will bloom and bear fruit, so you can vent your anger on me as you please.”
"...This sounds so strange." Zhang Chen's mind was a bit confused. "This function shouldn't have been originally intended to be there, right?"
"..." Miss Fox blushed, covered her face, and said in a cold tone, "Where is there no one? You've lost your memory, so if I say there is, then there is."
I understand now. This feature was most likely developed by Tu Shan Han Su.
The Bitter Love Tree is planted in Tushan, making it all too easy for a fox demon to tamper with it.
"Does the Bitter Love Tree really have nothing to do with my lifespan?" Zhang Chen asked again.
Tu Shan Han Su opened her small mouth, but couldn't utter a single word.
"No." She yawned. "Zhang Chen, my maid outfit has arrived. Do you want to see it?"
"I'm not in the mood to watch."
"Why aren't you in the mood? I didn't even scold you for secretly studying the Bitter Love Tree behind my back, and you're upset instead?"
"I'm in a 'wise' state now, I'm not in the mood to watch."
"You're so virtuous... How could you say something like that? Do you think I can't see how much you're repressed?"
“I can’t control the physical repression,” Zhang Chen argued. “But you know how upright I am. Actually, my heart is empty.”
“Zheng and Zhi both noticed it,” Tu Shan Han Su observed, stroking her chin. “But Zheng Zhi didn’t notice it.”
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