Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

That scruffy-haired, foul-mouthed inventor actually used a tin trash can as the outer shell of a propulsion device?!

motherfuck~

艹~

joder~

suka blyat~

Arschloch~

For a moment, everyone watching the live stream, whether silently or openly, uttered a curse word to express their highest respect to Grandpa.

Because even the best compliments can't compare to a simple "That's fucking awesome!"

Sangmei interacted with the audience continuously.

Moti listened to what Sammy was saying while he was driving.

Whenever this girl gets carried away and is about to say something she shouldn't, Morty will stop her from doing something foolish right away.

For example, the vastness of the universe; the existence of at least a thousand extraterrestrial races currently inhabiting Earth; and the current US president being hung up by his grandfather and severely beaten...

Let's not say things that are inappropriate to say!

If they knew too much about Rick, that a universe is just a drop in the ocean within the entire world system...

Who knows what will happen?

Let's hope this doesn't turn into a Barryco Church...

Two hours later.

Having reached the vicinity of the center of the Milky Way, Morty gradually slowed down the car. Sangmi, who was still live-streaming, turned the camera towards the distance.

A massive steel building complex, with a height of eighty kilometers, appeared before everyone's eyes.

Among the people who were once again shocked, there were also many who were not sensitive to magnificent architecture, but suddenly noticed a very small detail.

From the solar system to the central region of the Milky Way...

This is similar to walking from the Ninth Ring Road to the Second Ring Road in Beijing; the distance in between is a challenge for a pedestrian.

This also presents a significant challenge for communication signals!

Why is the signal so stable even though you've traveled so far?

Wait a minute, aren't they using American cell phones and networks?

Immediately, the top leaders of various countries became tense.

Well, Bald Eagle! You usually seem so honest and loyal, but you've actually secretly laid your internet cable all the way to the center of the Milky Way?!

Such amazing technology, and you actually kept it a secret!

Awesome!

Unaware that she was about to trigger an event comparable to the Cold War, Sangmi started chattering incessantly after showing the audience the complex of buildings.

At that moment, Morty reached out and tapped the mute button on the screen.

"Alright, time to get to work. This plan of ours has to be done quickly, you understand?"

Upon hearing that they were about to get down to business, Sang Mei immediately became excited. The fact that 80 million people were calling her a beauty had already made her incredibly happy.

Now, in front of even more people, they're going to pull off the biggest heist in history!

gogogo!

After inserting the phone into the holder, Sangmei excitedly rubbed her hands together and asked, "What's next?"

Morty: "..."

If it weren't for the fact that he had kicked Sammy into the space environment and couldn't save her, Morty would have really wanted to kick his older sister out.

So when we were discussing tactics with Mr. Mission Accomplishment, you weren't even listening?

He barely suppressed the urge to kill his own sister.

Morty patiently reiterated a rough plan to Sammy.

After all, even with Morty and Sammega working together, they couldn't outmaneuver Grandpa when it came to crimes that required high intelligence and technical skill. So, since they couldn't go for the American style, they naturally had to go for the Russian style.

Therefore, the entire heist was very simple.

Locate the warehouse.

They barged in.

Empty it out.

Running away...

This outrageously simple heist plan, which left countless viewers exclaiming, "Are you kidding me?", nearly crashed the servers of all the live streaming providers on Earth.

But they soon realized just how difficult it could be to implement this simple and crude step!

This complex belongs to a lizardman civilization that has mastered advanced technologies such as space building anchoring, ten-thousand-year-old composite metal manufacturing processes, and energy shotgun turrets.

And in this free trade center.

We won't mention the ruthless individuals of other races.

The largest comprehensive financial services institution is the Sora Bank, a direct subsidiary of the Galactic Empire.

"The outer layer is protected by lizardmen, the middle layer by the merchants' private armed forces, and the inner layer by the fly people, not to mention the incredibly thick walls of the vault..."

"Motty, you're really asking for it!"

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Although Sangmei felt that this simple and brutal plan was too crazy to implement, as a child of the Sanchez family, it was practically impossible not to have a bit of madness in one's blood.

Whether it's Sammy or the original Morty, when cornered, they will never obediently bow their heads and let others cut off their heads.

Instead, they would fight to the death to deliver a ruthless blow to the other party.

Of course, this also proves that Jerry's loser DNA is so powerful that it can keep the original Morty and Sammy in a state of being both cowardly and crazy like Schrödinger.

After Morty finishes this job, you can hire a hundred handsome men to fawn over you every day, calling you Queen, which will reignite Sammy's fighting spirit.

He then steered the spaceship downwards from beneath the steel complex.

The spaceship's AI easily handled all the soft defenses encountered along the way, such as communication connections, security checks, and code verification.

Speaking of this spaceship, Morty was completely impressed.

Grandpa built it using the most ordinary materials; even the propulsion unit was made from a tin trash can, and the body of the car is shaped like a UFO.

But its energy supply system and defense system are the most perplexing.

Although his grandfather never explicitly told him what the energy source for this dilapidated spaceship was, Morty had deduced it from the details over the past six months...

It is a miniature universe...

Through some of my grandfather's secret techniques, a miniature universe was placed inside a sufficiently sturdy container to serve as the energy supply core for a spaceship.

This technology once made Morty wonder if he was living in a mystical world.

Otherwise, how did you manage to fit a miniature universe into a container?

What Morty found even more impressive about his grandfather was...

The spaceship's defense system is like a magician in a fantasy story, complete with all sorts of fancy yet incredibly powerful functions.

For example, my next task is to fly the spaceship to the location of the Sora Bank.

The outermost layer of composite metal nervous system armor plate is about 20 meters thick.

This lizard-human civilization, for the sake of this free trade center in outer space, has invested a great deal of time, money, and resources to produce armor according to the standards of 100,000 years.

It takes into account almost everything that might happen in space.

For example, various material impacts, non-material impacts, or the long-term corrosion of certain materials, or the spray guns extending from the front of the spacecraft...

"Jesus! Couldn't it have come up with something cooler? This is being broadcast live globally! At least two hundred million people are watching us use a spray gun to melt down their armor!"

"What should have been a major alien heist has now turned into a demonstration of a welding technician's operational error!"

Sangmei was quite dissatisfied with the spaceship's method of using a spray gun to melt the armor, believing it lowered the prestige of their grand heist.

Neither Morty nor the AI ​​paid any attention to her.

Because this armor wasn't just an ordinary layer of iron!

A steel complex with a height of 80 kilometers means that the space inside is extremely vast, just like in "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets".

It wouldn't be an exaggeration to describe it as a megacity.

To meet the needs of as many races as possible, a large number of maintenance personnel are needed. But no matter how much maintenance is done, it's impossible to spend all the money on this, right?

This led to the development of composite metal nervous system armor plates.

It is a type of armor plate that resembles skin, created by stealing some technology from certain races.

Sensors distributed throughout the area act like a nervous system, transmitting information received every centimeter and every millisecond directly to the main control computer in the trade center.

This ensures that any intruder will be detected by the main computer when passing through the first line of defense.

Therefore, to avoid triggering an alarm, one must use surgical-level precision to bypass those sensors.

This is something Morty couldn't accomplish on his own; it can only be done by the spaceship's AI.

And so the long wait began.

Morty, who couldn't sit still, took out his phone and started playing mobile games. Anyway, he was just idling around, so why not find something to do? Was he going to sit there like an idiot?

A certain truly restless fool, adopting a more Jerry-like demeanor, used the camera to vent his anxiety to the world.

"Everyone, our progress has slowed down!"

"No, no, no, we can definitely do it, we're just stuck on this... Ahhhhh!"

"Morty! Can you hurry up! Let's just break in through the front gate!"

"This is so agonizing!"