Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Morty watched as the two walked further and further away, and he sighed inwardly.

I knew none of my three family members were reliable; I guess I'll have to rely on myself after all!

Morty glared at the sneering waiter, slammed his fist on the table, and roared, "Freedom of dress! It's a man's right! Men can wear whatever they want! Two hundred years ago, someone like you would have been in the cotton garden, helping your master beat up Uncle Tom, one of your fellow countrymen!"

Grandpa, who was drinking ice water, spat it out immediately upon hearing this.

Good guy!

You're planning to create a world where men have freedom of dress, huh?

Grandpa, who also found the world somewhat boring, suddenly became interested. He actually preferred things that required thinking to fighting and killing.

Morty inadvertently showed him the interesting aspects of adventure in this world, so in that case...

My good grandson!

Grandpa will lend you a hand!

Without hesitation, Grandpa slammed his hand on the table, excitedly chiming in for Morty, "That's right! I'm over sixty this year! Ever since I was a child, my parents have told me that good boys wear skirts, and bad boys wear pants!"

"This prejudice and discrimination has caused me so much suffering for so many years!"

"But today I saw my grandson, a fourteen-year-old boy, at a crucial turning point in his life, choose to face the world with his most authentic self!"

"I know that even my old bones should take a gamble for his future!"

Chapter 072 is quite outrageous.

"I hope that my children, your children, and his children will not have to suffer the pain that women have inflicted upon us, like our generation, the previous generation, and even people throughout the past thousands of years!"

"They! They! They tell us to do this, to do that! If we don't do it! Then we're not good men!"

"The good men they talk about? They're men who have to wear skirts, wear high heels, spend an hour every day on skincare, and come home after work to wait for her until she comes home drunk, then serve her by washing her face and feet! Only after she falls asleep can they sleep themselves!"

"Shit! Why do we men do this?"

"We work hard and try our best to earn money to support our families, so why can't we go home after work, grab a beer from the fridge, watch TV, and wait for takeout?"

"But they can!"

"So, guys! Whether it's a short skirt, a pleated skirt, a lace skirt, or straight-leg jeans, skinny jeans, or leggings!"

"What we men choose to wear is our freedom!"

"It's time to tell the world! Let them hear the voices of men!"

"Let's start today! Let's start with a pair of jeans! Let's take it one step at a time towards the freedom that belongs to us!"

Looking at his grandfather, who was standing at the highest point of the restaurant, transformed into Martin Rickman, Morty noticed a cigarette on a diner's table and took one out to light it for himself.

Don't ask why I want to smoke; it's because all I want right now is peace and quiet, but without something in my hand, I feel like I can't find peace...

What was just a small, non-violent argument in a restaurant has turned into a major event, almost like a men's freedom of dress movement, thanks to my grandfather.

Even more outrageous is...

Grandpa's five-minute speech actually swayed at least half of the male waiters!

They were moved by their grandfather's words and all expressed their willingness to support him.

Grandpa, wielding a teleportation gun, opened a portal and brought over a batch of jeans from a clothing market in Guangzhou.

A group of male waiters who had just been full of enthusiasm suddenly felt shy when faced with straight-leg jeans.

Because of their education and the stigma surrounding men wearing trousers in their social environment, they have an innate aversion to such trousers.

But with Grandpa's constant encouragement and the provocations of the female chefs watching the commotion in the kitchen, the group of male waiters still picked up their jeans.

"Look! These men are about to stop being conservative! When they put on jeans, the boss will definitely fire them all! Soon they'll be working at the nearby brothels!"

"Hey Mary! That young heartthrob you've been chasing for so long has finally picked up jeans. You spent two years pursuing him and gave him three thousand yuan worth of gifts. Who would have thought that tomorrow, you could get a blowjob for fifty yuan!"

"Ha! You filthy man! Tomorrow I'm going to make him give me eight rounds of the full service! I'll make him cry and beg me to let him go!"

The female chefs' chatter grew louder and louder until it drowned out Grandpa's voice. All the male waiters who had picked up their jeans were startled when they heard what their future fate would be.

As if waking from a dream, they looked at their grandfather angrily, as if questioning him with their eyes: We have no grudge against you, why did you want to harm us?

Grandpa glanced at the group of female chefs, curled his lip in disdain, ripped off his skirt, and revealed Rick's extra-large missile, making the female chefs gasp for breath.

He put on the thick jeans in front of everyone.

When they saw their grandfather wearing jeans, their shyness magically disappeared, leaving them surprised and puzzled.

Why is it that when Grandpa wears jeans, which are often criticized by women, he exudes a bold, unrestrained, and arrogant aura?

That arrogant and masculine demeanor, looking down on all the heroes of the world, was something they had never seen on any other man's face before.

In an instant, those who were touched felt a power flowing through their bodies!

That seems to be... some kind of long-suppressed animalistic instinct?

Grandpa pulled a cigarette from his shirt pocket, lit it with an air of nonchalance, and with a cigarette dangling from his lips, he squinted, frowned, and said to the male waiters with a roguish look, "Isn't it tiring to live like this? Male animals are clearly bigger than female animals. I really don't know if you've ever watched Animal World. You've been so thoroughly mentally emasculated!"

The male waiters were so ashamed by the scolding that they lowered their heads. They weren't stupid; they had also discovered during their growth that male animals seemed to have an innate advantage over females in terms of physique.

But...

Women are the ones who give birth to children; they are the ones who continuously pass on the torch of civilization.

All they provided was some DNA.

“Jesus! Your concept is wrong from beginning to end! Let me explain it to you properly…”

"Rick! Stop! Stop it now! Don't say another word! We're in trouble!"

After finishing a cigarette, he saw Cop's Morty outside the door and became a little nervous. He immediately turned around and told his grandfather to stop talking.

That's just how the local culture and environment are; you insist on jumping out and trying to "correct" it...

This is equivalent to an American going to a rabbit's house and insisting that they abandon chopsticks and switch to knives and forks...

I don't really want Morty to just be a simple guy who goes to another world, eats, experiences local customs, and causes some kind of massacre.

She then tried to stop her grandfather.

But to everyone's surprise, Grandpa seemed to have completely embraced the role of a vanguard of resistance. He was wearing jeans and walking towards the door.

"You have..."

Eight female police officers pounced on him at the same time, handcuffed him together, and shoved him into the police car.

Grandpa didn't resist at all throughout, which made him seem overly cooperative.

[Holy crap...it seems Grandpa isn't planning on using any violence this time...]

Then I...

As Morty was thinking, a female cop gently handcuffed Morty with a pair of limited-edition silver bracelets, then roughly shoved her into the car to sit in the back seat with her grandfather.

Once in the car, Morty realized that Jerry was also there.

He was sitting at the very back; it seemed he was the first one caught on the bus...

[I knew it! If it were just a simple police report, why would so many COPs come? Turns out it was you, you bastard, who caused trouble outside first!]

Morty glared at Jerry, Jerry glared at Grandpa, and Grandpa...

The female COP sitting in the passenger seat was dashing and heroic, with blonde hair in a high ponytail and even golden pupils, but her face was a bit too masculine, lacking some of the unique feminine softness.

"Speak! You immoral men, why do you want to disrupt the peaceful life of this beautiful Lip City?"

Chapter 073 Wearing Long Pants

For a grown man like Morty, being called immoral was a completely new experience. It felt strange, as if he were a pioneering figure who defied the moral reform movement and had bold ideas.

What he found a little strange was that even in his own world, during the most conservative period in America...

Women can also wear long skirts with nylon stockings.

This world is frighteningly conservative.

Is it possible for a man to be considered immoral and indecent if he covers up his body too much?

Showing off one's hairy legs is actually a normal thing.

So when faced with a question from this dashing female COP, Morty preempted his grandfather and asked her a question in return.

Why do you think men shouldn't wear trousers?

The female COP immediately frowned, but seeing Morty's appearance and realizing he was just a child, she couldn't easily lash out. She could only take the three of them to the nearby police station first.

Once we get there, we'll interrogate them one by one.

So, just when Sangmei and that young man had successfully completed their first flirtation, she discovered...

Grandpa? Jerry? Beth? And that annoying little brother?

How come everyone's gone!

She took out her phone, wanting to call them, but the lack of signal reminded her that you were no longer in that world.

"How to do!"

A bead of cold sweat trickled down Sangmei's forehead. Her intelligence and other abilities were considered average within the family, and she forced herself to calm down.

We must never panic at critical moments.

[Huff...huff...]

I should go to the police station!

When I got there, I told them that this was my first time here with my family, and that I had gotten separated from them on the street!

Sangmei, who thought her idea was brilliant, finally arrived at the local police station after repeatedly asking around.

As soon as she entered, Sangmei wanted to cover her face and leave.

Because all three men in my family are here...

What made her feel even more socially awkward was that her grandfather, who had been standing on the desk, speaking passionately, started using himself as an example after she entered the room.

“This is my granddaughter. She has never liked wearing skirts since she was little. She only likes wearing trousers. Do you think there is any coercion from her parents or me in this?”