Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

A peaceful daily life is, in fact, the rarest thing...

It would be strange if I didn't get a few heartbeats every day.

Back in his bedroom, after hiding the box, Morty went downstairs and immediately received a glorious mission.

We'll bring some food to Old Ke's family.

Looking at the plate his mother placed in his hands, and the sandwiches already prepared on the kitchen table, Morty really wanted to say...

These Great Old Ones really don't need to eat anything.

They are purely spiritual beings.

But how could Morty dare disobey his own mother?

That bloodline suppression made him obediently take the plate, go out the door, and walk towards Old Ke's family.

Just got to the door.

Morty saw Old K reading a book through the glass window, a behavior completely inconsistent with the K-pop image.

For a moment, Morty forgot about knocking.

It wasn't until Kasogsa, the original mother-in-law, walked out with a graceful gait that Morty came to his senses.

But the moment he came to his senses, a white light flashed behind Morty.

He almost thought the FBI and CIA were working together to arrest the extremely dangerous Cthulhu family.

Click click click~

Click click~

Click click click!

Morty turned around, and from the bushes, trash cans, and rooftops, a bunch of sunglasses-wearing DSLR cameras emerged from the once quiet and peaceful street.

The shutter was being pressed rapidly.

I wish I could just smash the camera in my hand to pieces on the spot!

Where did this group of people come from...?

[They're doing...doing it! If you knew this woman was Kasogesa, I wonder if you'd still be excited!]

Moty, not wanting these people to have nightmares, gestured for Kasogsa to go inside quickly.

But Kasogsa did not move.

She pushed Morty aside with one hand and struck one pose after another for the cameras.

"Damn... this is how you guys completely robbed the Cthulhu world of its prestige..."

Morty walked into the room, placed the things on the table, and then said to Old K in a righteous tone, "Can you guys, the Great Old Ones, at least restrain your desire to show off a little?"

He usually sleeps for millions of years, but now, when facing the camera, he seems to want someone to film even the gaps between his toes with an 8K camera.

If these ordinary people come into contact with you, they will all die prematurely.

"Huh?" Old Ke put down his book upon hearing this, glanced at the door, and then said to Morty, "It's alright. These people only have a few decades to live anyway; it's just a matter of bringing the process forward a bit."

"By the way, you didn't sleep with either of them yesterday, did you?"

Is it because of the shyness that primates evolved?

"How about we let Kasogsa help you overcome your shyness?"

At this point, Old K suddenly lowered his voice, seemingly to avoid Kasoggsa, and whispered something in Morty's ear.

Have you ever seen a snake coiled around you?

Chapter 037 Is this Jessica?

[The snake, after being hit hard on the head, kept shaking its body...]

Have you ever witnessed how a large python hunts its prey?

[Sigh! We Great Old Ones are Old Gods, we don't care about that. Kasogsa is my sister, and I still had the Enk sisters with her, didn't I?]

Putting it all together, how big of a deal can it be? If you're worried about your child, you won't see your bloodline again for at least a million years.

Morty stood in the bedroom, his heart still racing after returning from Old Ke's house.

Old Ke threw him one temptation after another.

It is indeed very attractive.

It can even be a temptation to the deepest part of human nature.

Besides the Enke sisters, should we now add Kasogesa?

If this got out, how many good men who had been bullied by their mothers-in-law would be so angry they'd beat their shoulders to a pulp?

They ended up saying one sentence just for the sake of saying one sentence.

"When the door of destiny has already opened for you, are you just sitting here contemplating life?"

Yes, Morty really is contemplating life.

He felt that pushing girls without that subtle atmosphere made it seem too animalistic.

It's like the animal kingdom.

No one would get excited looking at a vast grassland and a male and female lion while listening to Zhao Zhongxiang's magnetic voice.

Well, except for Grandpa!

When his interest was piqued, he would go after anything that looked strange or unusual, regardless of gender or anything else.

Therefore, Morty felt that what Grandpa had done was wrong.

It all happened just for the sake of...

When it's all over.

Only endless loss and emptiness.

Even without thinking too much, it's just repeated over and over again.

Indulging in base desires.

It cannot last forever.

Morty didn't want to appear too aloof, but without an emotional foundation, he felt somewhat...

"Motty~ Jessica's here~"

Grandpa's cheeky words came from outside the bedroom.

The exaggerated and drawn-out voice made Morty's heart tighten instantly.

I only just realized the importance of a romantic relationship, and Jessica just showed up at my door?

What's going on?!

Hey Rick, be honest, are you spying on my brain?!

Morty opened the door, and Jessica, who was a head taller than him, stood outside in a short skirt, socks, and high heels.

Behind her stood her grandfather, grinning broadly.

Seemingly realizing that Morty had something to say, Grandpa threw down a sentence and ran off without looking back.

"She needs to talk to you, you two talk first!"

The current Morty is not the same person who used to be unable to leave when he saw Jessica.

He walked past Jessica, intending to go find his grandfather, but Jessica grabbed him.

"What...what do you want to do?"

Morty, who suddenly started stuttering, was forcefully pulled into the room by Jessica, who had already half-entered the room.

That strange force threw Morty directly onto the bed.

Immediately afterwards, Jessica slammed the door shut behind her with her foot.

"Motty, I like you, and I know you like me too."

"Come!"

Morty: "Is this Jessica?"

Morty was completely overwhelmed by such fierce language. He tried to get up, but Jessica in front of him just laughed heartily.

This is the second time I've faced this situation in two days.

Morty has developed some degree of immunity.

He found Jessica to be very strange from beginning to end.

It's as if Morty suddenly transformed into a top-tier, handsome, and charismatic man, standing at 1.85 meters tall with a net worth of hundreds of billions, possessing a great sense of humor and exceptional emotional and intellectual intelligence.

Something's not right...

Morty got up and walked towards the wardrobe.

Jessica followed closely and hugged Morty tightly from behind.

Just as Old Ke just said.

A snake whose skull has been smashed open.

It made him very excited.

But Morty couldn't resist the impulse he shouldn't have had. He took out the Mission Assurance Box, pulled out two little blue men, and restrained Jessica.

Then he asked the third little blue man to submit a "Jessica Analysis Report" to him.

The little blue man, whose intelligence had suddenly increased, reached out and touched Jessica's face a few times, then touched her body a few times.

Finally, he clenched his fist and smashed it directly into Jessica's neck.

"Holy crap! Stop! Stop! I asked you to analyze, not to kill someone!!!"

Before Morty could even stop him, the sight of the wires embedded in the bionic skin in Jessica's broken neck made his expression change drastically.