Sizzle~
After closing the glass door leading from the living room to the backyard and having the AI activate the outdoor noise reduction mode until the sound was almost inaudible, Morty picked up the new remote control on the table, plopped down on the sofa, and started killing time.
With his eyes glued to the screen, Morty kept flipping through channels without finding a show he liked, all the while making sarcastic remarks to Jerry.
"You're such a grown man, when are you going to stop causing us so much trouble?"
"A big house, no need to worry about food, drink, or clothing. Whenever you want to travel somewhere, we can take you there..."
"I want to go on a trip!" Jerry suddenly interrupted Morty, afraid that the latter hadn't been listening carefully. He not only repeated himself but also emphasized, "You, me, and Sangmi, the three of us will go on a trip!"
"Um... I'm not sure if the three of us going out together is a good... idea..."
Morty, who had a deep connection with Jerry, thought that someone's idea might be crazy, or even insane.
Without Grandpa, if you and Jerry Smith went out together, it would be practically a walking disaster!
We may not all die in the end, but how many innocent and vibrant lives will be swept away by this mobile disaster?
Do you... really have no brain?
"Why don't we go somewhere with few people and incredibly beautiful natural scenery?"
Jerry, who was somewhat sensible, made a suggestion that Morty could barely accept.
Go find a place with almost no intelligent life and no electronic devices... Pshaw! If there are no intelligent life, where would electronic devices come from?
Yes! We need to find a place like this to let Jerry 'calm down'.
Morty, who couldn't stay idle at home and didn't want to cause any big trouble, thought it over carefully and then agreed to it.
Pick up the teleportation gun, randomly select a universe, and then randomly select a planet.
They went in for a quick look, discovered the presence of intelligent beings, and immediately retreated.
After repeating this process several times, Morty, who randomly selected a planet, finally discovered a natural world with magnificent scenery and stunning waterscapes!
Morty, with one head inside, inhaled the floral scent of the air, his expression one of uncontrollable rapture.
It smells so sweet!
"Motty? How's the situation over there?"
"Excellent! Perfect for placing someone like Jerry!"
"..."
A minute or two later, the three of them, carrying all their camping gear, stepped into this world with its stunning scenery.
Brightly colored flowers and grass everywhere...emmmmm.....
Morty crouched down at lightning speed, carefully confirming that the flower was not a carnivorous plant and that the grass was not sticky.
He was finally relieved.
Phew~ It seems that this time, the Murray-Jackson duo didn't crash and burn!
What a miracle!
No! This is a miracle that only God could create!
So, when a gentle breeze blew by, opening up every pore on his body with its sweet scent, Morty, completely relaxed, found a big tree, sat down, and decided to take a good rest.
Chapter 441 Where did Jerry go?
"Ah~ a gentle breeze on my face~ sitting high on the mountain overlooking the distant forests and streams, this feeling... all that's missing is some drinks and snacks."
Morty, who had been resting under the tree for a while, smelled the aroma of roasted marshmallows in the air and followed the scent to Sami and Jerry, who were standing on the edge of a cliff about 200 meters away.
Seeing the two getting along surprisingly well, Morty stopped in his tracks.
Because this was something he hadn't expected at all.
He thought that Sangmei was like him, and for various reasons, especially his tendency to always want to do something but mess it up, he disliked Jerry very much.
But every detail of the scene before him reminded him that perhaps the only person in this family who truly hated, or even loathed, Jerry was Morty himself.
Whether it's Beth or Grandpa, their dislike for Jerry is limited to a degree that doesn't cross the line.
It's more like I knew you were going to mess things up, so I was mentally prepared for it and wouldn't get really angry because you messed things up.
As for Saomai...
Morty thought about the role that Sammy played in Remo, and his expression gradually darkened.
If we say that Morty's life was both miserable and enjoyable...
Na Sangmei was someone who was absolutely disliked by her whole family.
For Beth and Jerry, this unexpected pregnancy was less a step towards marriage and more a step away from their dreams.
In her own episode in a parallel universe, Beth, who didn't end up with Jerry, eventually became a highly skilled and award-winning doctor—a truly capable and renowned physician.
That version of Jerry successfully entered the film industry, winning multiple Oscars with his genius acting skills (who knows where he came from), and even having affairs with several popular actresses.
But... it all stemmed from the appearance of Sangmei, which bound two people who should have achieved great things to a small two-story house for their entire lives, living a life that was neither rich nor poor, just barely getting by.
Even in the early versions of C137's narrative, Sangmei couldn't even be called human; her synonym was "dream-destroying white liquid"...
On my side, I still get my grandfather's favor, Beth is a spoiled brat, Jerry is always trying to prove something to himself, and Sammy... doesn't get any love at all.
Under such circumstances, she did not give up and choose to do something that would destroy her, even though she knew that no one would care whether she lived or died if she did.
She has always lived a strong life, and even when she is not around, she seems to maintain a very friendly attitude with Jerry.
"Jesus! What kind of monster have I become...?"
Honestly, Morty realized that his dislike for Jerry wasn't so much for the man himself, but rather for the traits he possessed.
That... indescribable characteristic.
You're clearly so timid and cowardly, so why don't you just obediently bow your head and play your role properly?
Why do we always seize every opportunity to jump out and try to prove something that is almost useless?
"Ugh..."
Morty sighed deeply, composed himself, and walked over to the two of them. As soon as he sat down, Jerry handed him a freshly baked marshmallow in a fawning manner.
"Thanks..."
Morty instinctively thanked them, but after saying that, both he and Jerry were stunned, because... that word hadn't been uttered by someone for at least six months.
More often than not, all I get are cold looks, eye-rolls, jeers, and a barrage of accusations and insults.
Upon hearing the word "thank you," Jerry's eyes reddened, his nose tingled, and he almost burst into tears on the spot, because at that moment, he finally saw a trace of his son's former self in Morty.
Morty felt a pang of bitterness in his heart, knowing that his unconscious words had revealed his deepest, truest thoughts.
Yes! He never truly hated Jerry! Even though he was an absolute coward! But Jerry's countless failures and repeated attempts to prove his true courage over the past six months had earned Morty's admiration!
In comparison, my initial relationship with my grandfather was one where I was constantly worried about whether he would cheat on me, and I was always building up my strength in order to escape from him.
It wasn't until the two gradually removed that obstacle and established a cooperative relationship that everything settled down.
But during this process, Morty didn't dare to really provoke Grandpa!
But Jerry dares!
This foolish, brainless, cowardly yet courageous middle-aged man repeatedly attacks his grandfather for a meaningless position as head of the family.
Never succeeded even once, yet kept trying despite repeated failures!
"Aren't you two being a little too serious?"
Seeing that the two had suddenly fallen silent, one looking preoccupied and the other struggling to hold back tears, Sangmei, not wanting this precious time for the three of them to turn into tears and heart-to-heart talks, decisively spoke up to interrupt their next scene.
Sangmei, harboring a little selfishness, still hoped to be the first person in the family to be truly accepted.
After composing themselves, the two looked at each other and smiled, as if trying to let the wind blow away some unhappy memories.
At the same moment the two started laughing, the little blue man in their backyard in universe C167 and the charred fragments of the little blue man disappeared.
The little blue guys, who were still fighting for that remote control, heard that peculiar disappearing sound and glanced enviously at the backyard.
They are so lucky...
It disappeared so quickly.
We have to wait until the raw materials are shipped from South America, processed, and made into finished products before we can deliver them to Jerry... Jerry... Where's Jerry?!
The little blue guys, upon discovering Jerry was missing, instantly flew into a rage.
When this simple task was forced to become a difficult one, everyone was already furious. After finally resolving the trouble... Jerry just disappeared?!
"Find him! Find him!!! Without him, even if we manage to manufacture this remote control, we won't be able to complete the mission!!!"
It was at this moment that Grandpa woke up for the second time. As soon as he came out of the underground base, he saw these little blue men running around the room. He lazily yawned, then took a dozen beers from the refrigerator, drank them, and returned to his underground base.
As for why these guys ran away in the house.
Whatever...
Even if She-Rick attacks now, he needs to get some rest...
Chapter 442 The Deer of Mach 10
"This...this is the worst, the most terrifying thing I've ever encountered since I came into this world. It feels like someone is grabbing my neck and squeezing my trachea, making it impossible for me to breathe...I...maybe I should just kill myself now..."
"Morty, it can't be that bad... You don't... you don't need to be this scared... It's just a toilet... It might not be as scary as you think..."
"I...I'm using a C137 toilet?"
Beside a pristine white toilet, amidst truly picturesque scenery—a view so beautiful you could sit here and admire it for a hundred years without ever getting tired of it.
Of the three—Morty, Jerry, and Somme—except for Somme and Jerry, who didn't understand the significance of this toilet to C137, Morty was almost brought to tears by the scene before him...
Well, to exaggerate a bit, but at this moment, he was already thinking about whether to team up with Dark Mo, wipe out Ruicheng, and then use the golden teleportation gun to escape outside.
Because... Jerry, the guy who never takes a dump before leaving the house and resolutely refuses to fertilize in the wild, went to the toilet three minutes ago.
Then...why would he think that it's perfectly normal for there to be a toilet in a world where no intelligent life has appeared, and only nature and wildlife exist?!
Even if nature, with its incredible craftsmanship, truly spent trillions of years creating a brand new, pristine, and smooth toilet, that's all it takes.
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