Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

It went from wanting both to having only one of two options.

So...which one should we choose?

The Enke sisters before me are strikingly different: one is dignified, the other alluring.

this...

For a moment, Morty found himself in a headache.

Because the monster forms of these two are giant octopuses with shells!

Morty had no idea what kind of top-tier hunky man would dare to go into heat with a giant, long-shelled octopus!

Think about yourself now, still in your adolescence.

Standing at about 1.6 meters tall, he faced a giant octopus that was at least 200 meters tall.

Ugh... I just can't control my mouth...

Couldn't I have given a different reason...?

[Why insist on using an engagement to fool Old Ke?]

[Now...wait! I have the Sword of Silence in my hand. Should I fight back? I refuse to believe that with Grandpa protecting me like this, he'll really just watch me get killed by Old C!]

The thought popped into my head.

Morty was unable to control his hands.

He stood up, about to imitate a certain classmate surnamed Xiao and shout out a passionate statement about the thirty years of rising real estate prices, when his grandfather pressed him back down.

After six months of getting to know each other, how could he not know what Morty was thinking?

The problem is, although your grandpa usually takes charge of killing, he doesn't actually bury the dead.

But I've never done anything like defaulting on a debt!

If you try to renege on your debt now, where will I put my old face?

Of course, if I wanted to renege on my debt, generally no one would survive to tell others that I had defaulted...

Don't think I don't know what you're thinking!

"I'll tell you!"

"That idea in your head is impossible!"

Seeing my grandfather, whom I've known for half a year, looking unusually serious, as if to say that we must uphold honesty.

Morty felt there was something off about the scene.

He had seen his grandfather engage in double-crossing countless times.

Now you suddenly have integrity? You're just fooling me!

But Morty didn't say it out loud. He felt that his grandfather must have had a reason for doing this, otherwise, given his personality...

Would he allow Kerry to come to his territory?

So, let's get back to the main topic.

If you had to choose between the Enke sisters, which one would you pick?

After glancing at the dignified older sister Enke and then at the alluring younger sister Enke, Morty hardened his heart and decided to accept them all.

He felt that if his grandfather really did everything he could to help him, he would definitely be able to refuse Old Ke's request.

But he didn't.

Therefore, a reverse operation is inevitable.

Disrupting Grandpa's plans!

"Thank you for your kindness, Grandpa. Since I'm going to keep my promise, I've decided to keep it and take both of them."

Grandpa: "..."

Old Ke: "..."

Kasogesa: "..."

A moment of silence fell over the room, until Old Rick muttered under his breath, "Rick, why don't you try harder and have a son? Your grandson is just too useless..."

Morty, with his keen hearing, felt a jolt of fear. He felt like he had misjudged the situation, but not entirely... it was definitely a complete misjudgment!

Because at this moment, Grandpa's expression changed from speechless to gratified.

"Since you want them all, then you can have them all!"

"They'll be going to school with you the day after tomorrow. Help them integrate into our world, and also protect them from killing others."

Morty: "I regret it now..."

Grandpa: It's too late.

Thinking about the weirdos in her own high school, Morty thought that with the sisters' looks and figures, the school might have to announce its permanent closure tomorrow.

I will be the only graduate in the school.

"Alright, since that's the decision, we'll be going now."

"Well, I just remembered I have something to do. Morty, why don't you settle them in first?"

The three of them quickly left.

Only Morty and the Enke sisters remained in the entire restaurant.

This experience of arranged marriage left Morty completely at a loss for words when faced with the two.

After all, the lifespan of either of these two women is many times longer than that of our human ancestor Lucy.

This is a living fossil-level, type-specific monster.

In such an absurd situation, he directly handed her over to be his wife.

Morty just wanted to open Qidian.com and ask the silly netizens how to solve the problem of "I accidentally married two Great Old Ones, how should I live with them".

Fortunately, we live in this warm and loving little family.

There are not many people.

But if just two of the five people get together, they're enough to create a family drama that will last for twenty years.

Sangmei had been watching TV in the living room.

As I walked into the restaurant, I saw two supermodel ladies in dresses sitting opposite Morty.

Her fingers, which were tapping on her phone screen, stopped.

His expression turned to disgust.

"Motty, weren't you grounded?"

Who are they?

"You...brought it back from outside, didn't you? You actually brought back someone you met during your adventures outside. This goes against your mother's bottom line."

"Tsk! I finally have a chance to become an only child. I really hope next year I hear you get hit by a car and die in the street, or maybe it's for a rotten hamburger... Ah! What are you doing!!!"

Before Morty could even express his anger.

Having already read the emotion on Moti's face, Nktosa immediately stood up and grabbed Sangmi by the neck.

He made a move to break it on the spot.

At the critical moment, Morty called out to her, which saved Sammy's life.

Sangmei, who had narrowly escaped death, looked terrified. Sitting on the ground, she kicked her legs forward and kept pushing herself up with her hands, but then sat down again out of fear.

"What's this!!!"

"She's going to kill me!!!"

"Morty!!!"

Sammy's piercing screams made Morty feel that his eardrums were almost at their limit.

Chapter 034 So young...

"So... my son, he not only has a girlfriend now, but he's even become her wife?"

Startled by Sangmei's screams, Jerry, who had been on the second floor of the house, ran downstairs.

After listening to Sangmei's description and then Morty's explanation, I was completely bewildered.

He immediately became furious.

I've disliked my grandfather for a long time. He not only uses his so-called free thought to poison his children, but he also made him have two wives at a young age!

Damn it! Why am I so envious...?

Just as Jerry was pulling Morty along, preparing to settle accounts with his grandfather...

Morty led the Enke sisters upstairs.

They didn't give Jerry any face at all.

Unfortunately, in this family... at the very bottom of the social hierarchy is Morty's biological father, Jerry.

Morty had felt a bit sorry for him when he watched the show.

I always felt that this family was too harsh on him.

After spending the last six months with this person, he realized he couldn't like them at all.

Timid, cowardly, controlling, more trouble than he's worth, constantly suspects his wife of cheating, even resorting to threats...

"If I catch you two in bed, I'll take a gun to your faces, shoot myself, and splatter my brains all over you."

Listen to this!

Listen to this! What kind of man would say such things!

When Morty sneaked home last night, he overheard part of their argument, and his mind went completely blank.

It's worth noting that Jerry has been unemployed for about six months.