Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Tony's sudden appearance like this can't be anything good.

Or rather, good things never come his way; only endless misfortunes await him.

"Over five hundred black-armored warriors... we shouldn't have driven them to this point..."

"Those guys aren't even as strong as the original Black Armor Warrior."

"They can even kill someone at a gas station..."

A minute later, Tony, swaying and seemingly with his armor almost completely depleted, was moving at a snail's pace when he was about to crash into the snow-covered mountain.

Morty had Khorne bring him back.

The other party was the only one who, at that time, stood on a neutral position and spoke a few fair words; he should not have died in vain.

Clang...

The armor made a clattering sound as it hit the stone ground, and Tony's visor fell off, revealing a face filled with terror.

"Hey, are you still alive?"

If there's nothing else, I'll be going now.

Upon hearing that Morty was leaving, Tony immediately came to his senses. He quickly stood up and recounted everything that had happened during Morty's journey back to Europe by plane, and then his leisurely return to the snow-capped mountain peak.

Ultimately, his purpose in coming here was nothing other than to ask for help.

Because no one is trustworthy except Morty!

On the other hand, Morty, after listening to Tony's account, seemed completely bewildered. He looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, even wondering if he had watched a fake Marvel movie.

"What?! Cthulhu... Pshaw! Captain America, Hawkeye, Black Widow, they're all Skrulls in disguise???"

"Holy crap! Why did this happen?"

Morty, his mind a bit muddled, took out his cigarette case in frustration, ready to light a cigarette, but Tony snatched it away and lit it himself.

After retrieving their cigarette cases, Morty and Tony discussed the details of the Skrull invasion while puffing on cigarettes.

After the conversation, Morty said that you could trust the Ancient One here.

It just so happens that the other party is in a bad mood right now and needs to go on a killing spree to vent their negative emotions.

As for myself, of course I'll go back to where I came from.

Why do you like to leave messes unattended?

As Tony smoked his cigarette, trying to calm his mind with nicotine, a casual remark enraged Morty.

"Go to hell! A mess?! This universe, this multiverse, is a mess everywhere!!!! How can anyone possibly manage it all?!"

"I'm so annoyed by this and that, I have to do everything!!!"

"I just want it to be fast! I want everything to be fast!"

Having seen far more volatile and furious people, Tony wasn't intimidated by Morty's rage. Although he realized he might have said something wrong, he calmly tried to salvage the situation.

"Then you can stay and see this matter through to the end. It can be considered a regretful gift from which you and that old man used this world to create a birthday present."

"You seem particularly good at cleaning up messes, yet you're desperately trying to escape from them. Why not try to finish something, even if you absolutely hate it?"

Chapter 241 Quick Victory

"Jesus! Fuck! Fine! Fine! Fine! Stop talking! It's just cleaning up a mess! Let's get rid of this shitty mess!"

"I know you're smarter than me and very good at devising strategies, but the problem at hand requires some more forceful methods."

"So I plan to finish this quickly. I need you to allocate all your resources to me so I can make some plans!"

Tony, who is never one to use sweet words to beg for favors, managed to persuade Morty, despite his terrible rhetoric, to try and resolve the mess at hand.

Because deep down, Morty doesn't want to become like his grandfather.

So let's finish this quickly!

Regardless of the Thirteen Councils, the Black Armor Warriors, the Hydra, or the Skrulls, we'll find a way to take them all down in one fell swoop.

"What do you want to do?"

"kill!"

In response to Tony's question, Morty spat out a single word through gritted teeth—the simplest, most practical, and least concerned with any consequences.

Regardless of the consequences, just kill all the people who deserve to be killed, and then you can establish new rules!

Under his grandfather's constant influence, Morty gradually developed his own way of handling things. He didn't like his grandfather's approach, which involved careful planning and meticulous execution of every detail and strategy.

too slow!

There are many things that can be accomplished simply by defeating the other party and forcing them to submit.

As for the consequences of the killing?

The events surrounding the P850 universe prove that no matter how harmless you are, you will still die when natural disasters or man-made calamities befall you.

And it's the death of an entire universe!

Therefore, you should avoid killing and keep human-caused disasters away from you, so that even natural disasters cannot eliminate them.

Or you can just obediently wash your neck clean and wait for someone to chop your head off.

Conspiracy?

Schemes are acceptable, but they must never be the main thing; they must be used in conjunction with killing!

Seeing Morty's murderous aura and his extremely serious state, Tony quickly had Jarvis release the holographic projection.

The next second, an entire planet, along with massive amounts of data in one frame after another, appeared in front of Morty.

Having studied under his grandfather for half a year and already mastered some skills, Morty connected several hotspots with a line to draw a route map.

Jarvis then used the data he read from the cameras to categorize the enemies.

After these routine procedures are completed...

Of course, it's just a trick to shift the blame!

“Let’s get some Hydra suits. I remember there should be some traditional Hydra uniforms in the storage room at S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters. We’ll wear those when we go, and you should put the Hydra insignia on your armor too.”

Upon hearing Morty's plan, Tony couldn't help but facepalm in exasperation. He had considered some tricks, but was Morty sure this thing would actually work?

Some of Hydra's agents have already been captured by S.H.I.E.L.D.

With even Hydra bigwigs like Alexander Pierce captured, the main force attacking Earth has shifted from Hydra to the Skrulls.

Why are you trying to shift the blame to Hydra?

"I'm not much smarter than you. After all, you must be smarter than me to have created such a suit of armor. But the information I have is different from yours."

"Think about Hydra's recruitment ads... cough cough! The classic line: 'After one head is cut off, two more heads grow back.'"

“Pierce has been arrested, but the other Hydra agents are still around. Now that we’ve shifted the blame elsewhere, we can at least get them to cause some trouble.”

"When two forces vying for control of the entire planet clash, I don't believe they can sit down and negotiate amicably."

After explaining his idea of ​​wearing the Hydra symbol on his body, Morty came up with another outrageous move.

Since the Skrulls like to disguise their identities, it's time to take out a little gadget that Grandpa left him.

When Tony first used the disguise suit and saw that his appearance could change according to his thoughts, he immediately thought about how wide a range of fields this thing could be applied to, given his sensitivity to technology.

What shocked him even more was that this thing was a small invention of the old man who was with Morty in the video.

"I know you're shocked, but there are always people smarter than you, mountains beyond mountains, seas beyond seas, and stars beyond stars. There must be people smarter than you, right?"

“Yes…” Tony slowly concealed the shocked expression on his face.

In a short period of time, Tony had already gone through several rounds of things that pushed him to his limits, and to be honest, he was a little numb.

Just as the two had decided on the Hydra + infinite skinning tactic, and were playing a series of strategies to disrupt their plans, such as Hydra attacking Skrulls, Skrulls attacking Hydra, and Skrulls attacking Skrulls, they came up with a plan.

The appearance of the Ancient One brought this small strategic meeting to a standstill.

Who are you?

When the Ancient One saw Tony break in, she asked him a question, but her gaze was fixed on the snow-capped cliffs to her right.

Because this place serves as a training ground for sorcerers, the Ancient One erected numerous protective barriers here to prevent things that shouldn't be discovered from being seen.

Why didn't the alarm go off when Tony came in?

It was only when her own disciples arrived that she learned what had happened outside.

Morty, who had no intention of letting the two fight here, introduced them to each other: "This is the Ancient One, and this is Tony Stark. I'm sure with Tony's reputation, you should recognize this playboy."

Upon hearing that the visitor was Tony Stark, the Ancient One, who had heard of Tony's exploits but didn't really remember what he looked like, looked somewhat surprised.

But there are only some.

She quickly added that it was already an exception that they were allowed to enter this place.

She had no intention of letting more uninvited, unwelcome, and unappointed people swagger into her territory.

"Don't worry, we'll leave right away."

"But before I leave, I hope you can keep Jerry and the others with us for a while longer, because I have something to do with Tony."

Upon hearing that Jerry and the others wanted to stay with her, the Ancient One, who had been quite calm just moments before, suddenly became rather displeased.

You guys were already annoying enough to just pop up out of nowhere without warning and threaten me with Dormammu's affair, but then you asked me to do some marriage counseling for them? That just makes it even more annoying.

Should we keep them both now?

No!

Take everyone with you!

Otherwise, I'll just give up and do whatever I want!

I'd rather fight Dormammu for three hundred rounds, use the Infinity Stones, and create a huge problem than have this couple remind me of something...

I went to great lengths and persevered, all to protect these two guys who have nothing else to do in life but argue.

"You must take them with you! I will not leave either of them alive!"