Roy: Ah! Yay! Oh!!! (;'??Д??`)

Chapter 99 The Installation Turmoil 1

Without bothering to see what had happened in the infirmary, Zhang Hao returned to his room and looked at the computer parts he had asked Shenlan for last month.

At this moment, the monitor, computer components, and other equipment were neatly piled on the table. Speaking of which, when Zhang Hao asked Sai Yide to play before, he also mentioned wanting a computer. At that time, Sai Yide almost disassembled the only two graphics cards in the entire dam to give to Zhang Hao.

Fortunately, it wasn't taken over by Reis and his gang this time. Otherwise, if our Xiao Hao had cried and begged everyone at the Special Operations Department, Reis's lair would probably have been attacked by the Special Operations Department that very night.

"Hmm~ It's been a long time since I've built a computer, I don't know if I still remember."

After taking the accessories out of the packaging box, Zhang Hao sat down at the table, facing a dilemma.

"Oh no, how did I do that again? I think I've completely forgotten?"

After installing the CPU, RAM, and hard drive, Zhang Hao was stuck. He had always followed online tutorials step by step in his previous life, but now the tutorials were nowhere to be found. This left Zhang Hao completely dumbfounded.

"Xiao Hao, I'm here... Hey? Are you setting up a computer?"

Just then, Zoya, who had been searching for Zhang Hao downstairs without success, pushed open Zhang Hao's door and saw him staring blankly at the parts in front of him.

"Oh, it's alright, Xiao Hao, just watch. Your sister Zoya once built an electric guitar by herself, so this little computer is nothing to her."

Zoya confidently declared that she would handle it, and then, under Zhang Hao's admiring gaze, she began to perform her dazzling maneuvers.

Ten minutes later...

Zhang Hao and Zoya sat on the bed, staring blankly at the mess of parts in front of them.

"No, what kind of computer is this? It's different from the one I used before."

Zoya awkwardly scratched her head. Damn it, she was so embarrassed. She hadn't expected this computer to be so difficult to install. Come to think of it, even if she had never installed one before, couldn't she just insert whatever looked like it would work?

"Hey, Sister Zoya, why don't you call Sister Xiaowen over?"

Looking at the pile of parts in front of them, which they didn't know where to start, Zhang Hao made a suggestion.

"Xiao Hao, what... what are you doing?"

As they were talking, Luna suddenly opened the door and saw her nemesis No. 1 and her beloved Xiao Hao sitting on the bed. She was thinking about whether to take the initiative to question Zoya, but when she saw that the two of them were staring blankly at the computer parts in front of them.

"Zoya, you... Pfft, hahaha, you don't know how to install a computer, do you? Hahaha, oh dear, it seems you're not good at it either. Xiao Hao can't even play on the computer now, hahaha."

Luna immediately turned on Zoya, using the same "ruthless taunt" that Mai Xiaowen had used countless times to break her defenses.

Luna had expected Zoya to become enraged and start arguing back. She was already envisioning how to defeat Zoya with a splendid verbal battle, then, under Xiao Hao's affectionate gaze, set up his computer, and then that night she could... well, you know...

Zoya looked speechlessly at Luna, who was already engrossed in her own self-entertainment. Suddenly, she remembered what Shenlan had told her before: most men don't like strong and violent women, and that she should learn to be gentle and to act coquettishly towards men.

Zoya turned her head and snuggled into Zhang Hao's arms.

"Waaaaah, is Sister Xiaohao really useless? She can't even install a computer properly, sob sob sob."

Although Zhang Hao got goosebumps seeing this, he quickly comforted him:

"How could that be, Sister Zoya? Your strengths might not lie in this area. Look at your music, you're very good, and you're also good in the medical field. Nobody is perfect."

Luna, having finished her self-congratulatory spree: Pshaw, what's going on? She didn't fall for it and even turned the tables on me. That's impossible.

"Ahem, Xiao Hao, come here, let me help you pack it. Come a little closer, Xiao Hao, I have a request."

"Sister Luna, you say it."

"Hehe, even if I set it up for you later, how about you sleep with me tonight? (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~"

Hearing this, Zoya finally couldn't hold back anymore. That despicable Luna actually dared to raise the price on the spot. You know, being able to sleep with Xiao Hao after his bath at night is the highest level of enjoyment here. She didn't even dare to mention it herself, but this shameless Luna actually dared to bring it up.

"Pah! Luna, you're shameless! It's just installing a computer. Xiao Hao, you wait here, I'll go look up some tutorials online."

Zoya angrily interrupted Luna, and also stopped Zhang Hao from saying anything, then took out her phone and started searching.

Zhang Hao: You can find me and share your surname.

After a while, Zoya silently put down her phone.

"666, it's only a text explanation? Damn it, should I go find Roy? He used to be a thug, he should know something about these shady things."

Roy: Help me, oh! My ass!!!

"Heh, those who don't have it, go to the side and open your eyes wide and watch carefully."

Luna smugly pushed Zoya aside. After all, she had experience assembling computers before, and this computer couldn't possibly be any different from a normal one.

Another 10 minutes passed...

Two idle slackers were lying on Zhang Hao's bed, while the protagonist, Luna, was scratching her head, holding the product manual.

"Wait a minute, this doesn't make sense. I've even seen the Mandel supercomputing unit before. What is this? Is this a normal computer? Xiao Hao, did you choose these components yourself?"

With a pained expression, Luna turned to Zhang Hao and asked, "I didn't realize it until I started using it. Now that I've started, I've discovered that the motherboard and some of the components aren't the normal ones. Instead, they seem like... something someone specially made for DIY. This is a challenge even for Luna, who has experience building PCs. Adding these fans to the case would require installing some other components."

Although Luna knew that the computer would look amazing once it was installed, she couldn't bring herself to finish it.

So, another salted fish appeared on Zhang Hao's bed.

Luna: Damn it, my plan to go to bed tonight is ruined. I'll take this opportunity to smell Xiao Hao's scent a little longer.

"Oh? I didn't choose these. These were all custom-made for me by someone Xiaowen knows in China, and then GTI shipped them over together."

Zhang Hao lay in the middle, letting the two women grope him. He was too weak to break free.

"Damn, I knew it was that monster's doing. I knew I couldn't fake it. She planned this all along."

After Luna finished speaking, Zoya also realized what was going on. "You big-eyed Mai Xiaowen, it seems you have the same little scheme as me."

Mai Xiaowen: Achoo! Who's talking about me? Is it because my Xiaohao can't pretend anymore? Hehe, then let your dearest Xiaowen help you ('▽`???).

Chapter 100 The Installation Turmoil 2

Seeing that it was almost time, Mai Xiaowen went out of her room pretending to take a walk. However, after walking around downstairs for a while, she only heard Luo Yi's wails in the infirmary. She went in to take a look, then covered her eyes and came out again.

Mai Xiaowen: This is too offensive. I can't let Xiao Hao play with those guys anymore. I don't want him to be corrupted.

Roy: Ugh, don't go! It's only been 30 minutes, where's Zoya? I'm going to die.

"Hehe, since none of these places have it, it seems Xiao Hao will have to struggle with how to install a computer in his own room. Luckily, I had the foresight to ask someone to bring over the computer parts I designed beforehand. Installing those things won't be a simple matter."

Mai Xiaowen skipped happily up to the second floor. Just kidding, when her little Hao Hao was troubled and worried about this, she, as his older sister, would descend like a savior and quickly set up the computer for him. She was sure she would receive admiring looks from little Hao Hao.

I'll make a small request then, like a massage or something to sleep with, hehehe. O(∩_∩)O

Mai Xiaowen went straight to Zhang Hao's room, cleared her throat, and asked inside:

"Little Hao Hao, what are you doing? Your big sister is here to play with you!"

"Ah! Sister Xiaowen, you've come at just the right time! I don't know how to install this computer, can you help me?"

Seeing that everything was developing as she had expected, Mai Xiaowen silently made a "yes" sign at the door, and without caring about anything else, she opened the door and rushed inside.

"It's okay, Xiao Hao. If you have any problems, just come find your sister Xiaowen. I... what are you doing?"

Mai Xiaowen was excitedly preparing to ask Zhang Hao for some interest. The feeling of their last kiss still made her heart itch. Just as she was about to hug her little Hao Hao and give him a kiss, two powerful and oppressive gazes suddenly fell on her.

Mai Xiaowen: Masaka, no, there's a murderous aura about him.

When Mai Xiaowen looked up, she saw that there were two women lying on Zhang Hao's bed, the last people she wanted to see.

"Wow, no wonder you're Hao Hao's best older sister! I didn't expect you to be the last to come and help him!"

Luna, Mai Xiaowen's long-time rival, launched a direct attack.

"Of course! There's no such thing as a free lunch in this world except for me, Zoya, right, Xiaowen?"

Zoya immediately followed up with a large-area AOE attack.

Luna: (╬▔皿▔)╯

"You... fine, fine, you're just two vixens trying to beat me to it. Judging from your appearance, you probably tried to fake it but couldn't, so you're being sarcastic and sarcastic with me here. Sigh, I can't help it. It's really hard on you when it comes to finding and solving problems. After all, I'm the only one who understands what Xiao Hao Hao likes."

Mai Xiaowen: Just kidding! To deal with you all, I'm the kind of woman who watches palace dramas until midnight. Even if you want to compete with me, you can't take away my rightful wife!

"Hmph, you two are just pretty faces, go stand aside and watch. Come here, Hao Hao, come and help your sister with the installation. This is your computer, how can its owner not participate?"

She pulled Zhang Hao away from the two women, gave them a beautiful eye roll, and then took Zhang Hao's hand to begin their sweet assembly.

"Come on, Xiao Hao, look here. See, this is the normal place that can't fit. Put this on top first and then try again. How about that? Isn't it interesting? Here's a kiss for you, muah!"

"Hmm, Sister Xiaowen, isn't this a bit inappropriate? There are still people around."

"Oh, it's alright, just think of them as two dogs, let's continue."

Zoya/Luna: I can't take it anymore! (╬▔皿▔)╯

"Mai Xiaowen, what do you mean? Looks like you haven't been disciplined in a long time. You deserve a beating."

Zoya said, "I have a short temper, I can't take it anymore."

"Waaaaah, Hao Hao, look at these two! They're so violent! Unlike me, I'm only nice to my little brother!"

Luna/Zoya: That scheming green tea b*tch, just you wait.

"Hmph, Xiao Hao, let's ignore them. They're not going to interfere with us any further."

Mai Xiaowen said that no one can disturb her from taking advantage of Xiao Hao Hao during this time, and if anyone does, she will personally eliminate him.

Roy: Forget about Hao for now, I'm really going to be wiped out!!!

With Mai Xiaowen's help, all the components on the motherboard were assembled. During this time, Zoya and Luna peeked out to see how it was assembled, and after watching, they both silently cursed in their hearts: "That scheming green tea girl."

Zoya: How should I trick Xiaohao into coming to my room next time? After all, I'm the boss here, and it's only natural that I'd become the main wife, right?

Luna: As the first person to have intimate relations with Xiao Hao, my charm is undeniable. I'll just use my upgraded bow and arrow to lure him into my room and eat him up someday.

"How about it, Hao Hao? Isn't it handsome? This was specially made for you. Look how complicated it is, but the looks are absolutely top-notch. Come and give your big sister a kiss."

"But Xiaowen, I think if it's usable, then..."

"Don't speak, just kiss me."

Zhang Hao:..........

Unable to bear it any longer, the two women decided to go in for the second major international collaboration. Luna first carried Zhang Hao out, said "wait a moment," and then closed the door.

Zhang Hao: ? ? ?

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