"Excuse me, is anyone there? I'd like to ask for directions. How do I get to Earth?"
Each time he stomped his foot, the spaceship shook violently.
"Hmm?" Boros became slightly interested: "Being able to survive in a vacuum, and being able to make my spaceship vibrate with just a stomp of his foot, he's not a weakling."
Boros slowly stood up: "I'm really bored, let's use him to warm up."
……
Meanwhile, on Earth, Aha is still causing trouble.
In City A, a man wearing a hat and mask, covering himself up completely, was carefully carrying a bag of corner wooden game discs home.
"Sigh... I should have firmly denied it..." King sighed. Originally, he didn't want to join the Hero Association at all, but at that time he just wanted to buy the newly released Gaara for Muyuki and he didn't have any money. When he heard that the Hero Association was offering a salary, he immediately agreed.
He's now kicking himself for it.
He had absolutely no idea what the higher-ups of the Hero Association were up to. He had explained many times that he hadn't killed those monsters himself.
He was also desperate about his unlucky constitution. Every time he went out, he would encounter strange people, and every time the strange people would die inexplicably in front of him. Then every time, people would attribute the credit to him.
I've said it countless times, but people always think he's just being modest.
He wasn't being modest at all; he was just an ordinary person who had never even fought a single monster, and they mistook the sound of his heart pounding out of fear for some kind of 'Emperor Engine'.
What do you mean by "the Emperor's Engine" sounding means he's about to make a move? He's not going to make a move at all; all he does is have a slightly louder heartbeat than the average person, and he's terrified of that.
Recently, because there have been more and more monsters, the Hero Association calls him every few days, asking him to deal with those terrifying monsters, which makes him feel desperate.
He was just an ordinary person. Every time he thought about the people who died because of the monster, he felt extremely guilty. If he had any strength, he would definitely rush up. If he didn't have the strength, he would just be adding another head to the monster's head.
Fortunately, every time the Hero Association finished making a phone call, those monsters would die inexplicably, allowing the Hero Association to arbitrarily attribute the credit to him.
"Anyway, I'm grateful to the kind person who took care of the monster." King silently murmured with gratitude, at least no one died because he didn't fight the monster.
King was unaware that a masked man in a tuxedo was walking alongside him.
"Hello, Mr. who likes corner wood."
"Ah!!" King was startled and looked over in horror, only to see a comical clown mask less than a hand's width away from him: "Oh my god!!!" He was so frightened that he sat down on the ground with a thud.
"Who are you? What are you doing?! You scared me!" King hugged the shopping bag containing the wooden game discs: "What if you break the game discs? You'll have to pay me back!"
"Seriously, he's even wearing a scary clown mask."
"Hehehe, my name is Aha, that's right, I'm a clown, but sir, you seem to be troubled by your weakness." Aha squatted down on the ground.
Aha felt incredibly lucky to have encountered another top-notch source of amusement.
An ordinary person with no power, through a series of coincidences and luck, is pushed by countless people to become a superhero and is even called the strongest man on earth.
It's so much fun to see all those weirdos trembling in fear and feeling incredibly guilty at home.
Actually, I've encountered quite a few amusing moments like this around the world, but this is the first one to reach this level.
Not a single person doubted that this was a miracle.
"What, what did you say... I don't have time, get out of here, I'm busy." King hurriedly hugged the wooden disc from the corner and went around the strange clown.
"Alright, alright, Aha isn't a good person who forces others to do things against their will." Aha's comical clown mask became even more comical.
"What a strange fellow." King quickened his pace. "He's giving me the creeps. Could he be some kind of weirdo? Hmm..."
The next moment, King vaguely saw countless clown masks flying past his eyes. He rubbed his eyes, and a large amount of information suddenly appeared in his mind. Then, a warm current came from his body.
"Huh?" King was terrified, instinctively thinking he had encountered some strange and weird person, but the information in his mind quickly calmed him down, and then he became excited.
"Fate, destiny? Joy, pleasure? The masked fool?"
pat!
An ugly mask appeared at my feet.
"Could I have encountered a strange adventure in the game?" King picked up the ugly mask at his feet in disbelief.
The information in his mind told him that he had become a Pleasure Path Walker. Although the power he gained had no offensive capabilities, it was intimidating. As long as he kept a cold face and played the role of a strongman, he could exude the corresponding aura of a strongman.
"Sigh... is that all? Just an aura, still just an ordinary person." King was deeply disappointed, thinking he was about to become a true hero.
"Ah—there's a weirdo!!!" A woman's scream rang out from ahead.
Passersby scattered in terror. King, regaining his senses, saw a 10-meter-tall monster made up of numerous household appliances punch a building that had collapsed. Passersby were screaming and running away.
King panicked and ran away, but was quickly bumped into by the crowd, his hat and mask were knocked off, revealing his face that everyone recognized.
"That face! King!" The man who bumped into King saw the face that startled him and shouted excitedly.
The moment the title "King" was uttered, all the fleeing people stopped, as if the title gave them an immense sense of security.
"It's King! King is here!" a woman screamed, as if she had seen her idol.
"Great! It's King!"
"King is here, we're safe!"
"No monster is a match for King. He takes care of them with a single slap!"
Everyone instantly screamed with excitement and surrounded King. King was covered in sweat and was completely terrified, but his expression was chillingly cold.
The more nervous he became, the stiffer his expression became, and his heart pounded.
Thump—thump—thump—
What are you doing! Run! If you surround me, you're all doomed!
"It's the Emperor Engine!"
"King is about to make his move!"
"That weirdo will be slapped to death by King!"
The passersby became even more excited.
At that moment, the monster saw King surrounded by a group of people: "Who are you? Are you the hero of humanity?"
The massive ten-meter-tall body walked over, causing the ground to tremble.
"I am the King of Home Appliances! A monster made up of home appliances ruthlessly discarded by humans! I will take revenge on you humans, and then you will also suffer the wrath of abandoned home appliances!"
"Oh..." King raised his head, sweating profusely, his expression frozen, his heart pounding louder and louder. What a huge monster, he could kill me with one slap.
"King!"
"King!"
"King!"
The passersby immediately stepped back behind King and shouted, becoming a cheerleader.
“Taking revenge on humanity…” King trembled as he stared at the Appliance King.
The words that the appliance king was about to say were choked up instantly. Looking at King's cold eyes, it was as if he was looking down at an ant that could be crushed at any moment.
“King…” Home Appliance King wasn’t completely ignorant. He knew about the heroes of the Hero Association and had heard of King’s name. King was supposedly the strongest man on Earth, capable of killing even Dragon-level monsters with a single punch, while he didn’t even have a Demon-level monster.
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die! I'm about to die!" King of Home Appliances was terrified. At the same time, he vaguely saw a huge phantom rising up behind King, with an extremely terrifying aura pressing down on him, about to crush him in the next moment.
King stared blankly at the terrified look on the Appliance King's face, then suddenly remembered that he had just gained power, though it could only frighten people.
As long as you act like a strong person, you can unleash the aura of a strong person.
King's eyes lit up. It seemed to be somewhat useful; it could scare the strange man away.
Thinking this, King put his hands in his pockets and said in a low voice, "Weird guy... are you trying to run away?" He began to exert the power he had just gained, releasing a surge of energy.
The surrounding audience fell silent instantly, as if their throats had been choked, but everyone's eyes were wide open and their faces were red.
This is King making a move! Very few people have ever seen King make a move.
The appliance king heard the thumping of his heart, as if his own life had been touched.
'Run away? What do you mean? Does it mean I'll be killed the moment I try to escape?'
That must be it! I'm about to die! This man is telling me that I'm already locked on and can't even think about escaping; I should just accept my fate and die.
The king's gaze at the ant grew ever larger in its eyes, and death drew ever closer; it knew it would die in the next second.
"This, this is the power of an S-class hero! Just the aura alone is so terrifying!!" Appliance King screamed, feeling as if a mountain was pressing down on it. It was crushed to the ground with a thud, and its body's circuitry short-circuited, causing a series of explosions.
Bang! Boom! Magnificent! Sizzle sizzle sizzle—
"No, as expected of King..." The King of Home Appliances was terrified by King.
"Wow—as expected of King! He annihilated the monster with just his aura!" The passersby screamed wildly.
"See that?! This is the strongest man on Earth!"
King was completely bewildered. Was the aura of a powerful figure really that effective? It could actually scare a monster to death?
"Hahaha, it works great, doesn't it? Of course, it's just for show. Try your best to act like a hero, but don't give yourself away." Aha's laughter rang in King's ears.
……
"Found it! Finally found it! The four-dimensional spacetime intersection coordinates! It's here!" He Xi spent a day going to the location of the evil god who had almost crushed her, excitedly watching the constantly changing numbers and linear graphs on the instrument.
"Fine, you dare to film me? Now I'll film you instead!"
"Ahahaha! I've found the coordinates of the evil god! Lend me your power! I'm going to take him down! I'm going to put him in a jar and use him as a guinea pig!!!"
Chapter 352 Trial Version: Star God He Xi vs. One-Punch God
He Xi shouted excitedly.
She's a very vengeful woman, especially since the other party was an evil god who almost killed her.
Besides, as a top-tier scientific genius, she was extremely curious about how such non-conceptual individuals could be so powerful. It would be a lifelong regret for her not to dissect them on the operating table.
In fact, she really wanted to dissect the secrets of the high-ranking gods and kings, the star gods, etc., but after all, they were her own people, and doing so would be punished and would damage her merits. Besides, she was a kind angel, so she couldn't do that.
But evil gods are different; they are natural research subjects. Not only will they not produce sins, but they will also produce great deeds.
[Aha... I didn't expect to find it so quickly, that's quite a surprise. Okay, okay, but the Star God's full power can only be used for a maximum of three minutes.]
"Three minutes should be enough, right..." He Xi was a little uncertain when she heard the voice in her ear. Three minutes is neither long nor short. For her, as the Great Power God-King, she could do a lot of things.
However, it was borrowed power after all, and the opponent was still at the level of law and reason.
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